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  1. !@Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay

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  3. !@It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAM

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  5. !@An engineering student to his sweeper brother: “mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?”. Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai

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  7. !@papers ki roti notes ka achar tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwa

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  9. @!!Students martay nahi, zinda dafnaye jate hain, har 5 mahino me tarpaye jate hen, kafan khol kay dekho, to wo kabar me b paper aur assignment likhte hue paye jatein hain

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  11. 33@@ mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu. Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks. Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks. Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!’
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  13. ‘@@Ek Student Dusre Se: Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai 2nd Student: To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . .’

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  15. ‘@My Nights r going SleepLess, My Days r going UseLes, I hv becom SpeachLess, So, I asked My Heart; is it Love? Heart replied “Na Putr Paper a gaye ne.

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  17. ‘@Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna, Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

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  19. @@Exam Patterns: In 1998: Ans ALL Questions. 2008: Ans ANY 3 Questions 2015: Only Read Questions 2020: Thanks for Coming to Examination Hall.

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  21. @1 stone is enough to break a glass. . 1sentence is enough to break a heart. . 1sec is enough to fall in love. . But why 1 chapter is not enough to pass da exam?:

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  23. @@Similarities Between WIFE And EXAM: 1) Lots Of QuestiOns. 2) Difficult tO Understand. 3) Always Require detailed ExplainatiOn. 4) Result always Unexpected..’

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