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  • Husband: Janu tum mujhy ik jgeh se bht achhi lgti ho,

  • Wife: Kahan se janu?

  • Husband: Door se.



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  • Biwi: sath waly ghr me lrrai ho ri ha aap zra jaa k dekhyn,

  • Husband: Aik dafa gya tha is liye larrai ho ri ha.



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  • Biwi: Tum Mujhy aisi 2 baten btao,

  • Aik se mujhy ghussa aa jaye,

  • Or ek se me khush ho jaun,

  • Husband:

  • Tum meri zindagi ho,

  • Or Laanat ha aisi zindagi.

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  • Jb me kahun k tum mere best firend ho,

  • To iska mtlb ha k tum dunya k wahid shakhs ho jo mere bary me sb kuchh janty ho,

  • Is liye apni zubaan bnd krho.



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  • My friend thought k sirf pyaz hi wahid khany ki cheez ha,

  • Jo bndy ko rula deti ha,

  • Is liye mene usky mu coconut de mara.



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  • Bchon k halaat,

  • I saw with mom last night,

  • I think he was stealing my Milk.



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  • It takes 1000000 workers …
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  • Million soldiers to ..
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  • protect a country..
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  • But just one woman ..
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  • to make a Happy Home!
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  • Let’s Thank…KAMWALI MaSSi 😀
  • 😛 😀 lolx hahahahhahahaha



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  • God Ney pOOchha:
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  • “kidhar jaaney ka maangta???”
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  • Swarg ya narak???
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  • Apon bola narak. ..
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  • Maloom q???
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  • Tum saala dost log udharich milega…
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  • Bole to jidhar tum..
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  • woich apna swarg hoga…!! 😀 😀



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  • BV:
  • Janu tum mujheY..
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  • weseY piyar nahi karteY..
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  • jese Shahrukh Khan …
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  • Kajol se film me karta hEy! :(
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  • Husband:
  • Wo Pyar karneY k…
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  • 14 crore leta hEy…
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  • tereY Baap neY kabi 400 nahiN diye :) 😛



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  • A beggar meets ..
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  • another beggar…
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  • A software engineer meets ..
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  • another software engineer…
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  • Both of them ask …
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  • the same question ..
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  • to each other…
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  • What is the question ?????
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  • So, Which Platform are you Working on 



  • Hero loves heroine …
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  • but heroine loves the villain…
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  • But villain loves hero’s sister..
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  • and hero’s sister loves ..
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  • heroine’s brother …
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  • Here, heroine’s brother ..
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  • loves villain’s sister …
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  • But villain’s sister loves ..
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  • hero’s brother…
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  • Again!, hero’s brother is ..
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  • also interested in heroine..
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  • and you already know ..
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  • that heroine loves villain…
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  • Finally two people commit suicide…
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  • Who’re they?
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  • Producer and the Director!! 😀 😀



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  • When ever u feel sad..
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  • When ever u think..
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  • life is impossible..
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  • Just tell me..
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  • I will hold ur hand take ..
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  • you to the bridge..
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  • And show u way to jump ..!!!!! 😀 😀 lolx



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  • 2 snakes meet each other…
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  • 1st snake:
  • “I hope I am not poisonous.”
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  • 2nd snake:
  • “Why???”
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  • 1st snake:–
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  • BecOz I bit my lip! :(



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  • Dasht tha.. dhoop thi.. wo yaad b aaya huWa tha..

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  • Mera saya bEE paseeny meY nihaya huWa tha..

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  • ARY emotional q ho raha hai .. ??
  • hapPy SummeR in advance :)



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  • A Poetry Competition …
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  • asked 4 A 2-Line…
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  • Rhyme With The Most …
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  • Romantic 1st Line And…
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  • the Least Romantic 2nd Line..
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  • There’s d Winning Rhymes…
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  • “My darling…
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  • My Love….
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  • My Beautiful Wife…
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  • Marrying U Ruined…
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  • My Whole Life…
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  • I see Ur Face ..
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  • When I m Dreaming…
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  • That’s Why I Always …
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  • Wake Up Screaming…

  • Kind Intelligent…
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  • Loving & Hot…
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  • This Describes …
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  • Everything You r Not..
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  • I Love Ur Smile…
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  • Ur Face & Ur Eyes…
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  • Damn…
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  • I’m V Good At Telling Lies…” 😀 😀



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  • ((((((Message Of the Day)))))

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  • Most people are only alive…
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  • because…
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  • it’s illegal to shoot them. 😀 😀 😀


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  • ((((((Message Of the Day)))))

  • Money can’t buy happiness…
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  • but somehow…
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  • it’s more comfortable to cry…
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  • in a BMW than on a bicycle….!! 😀 😀



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  • Koi Gham Nahi Magar Dil Udas HEY..

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  • Tujh SeY Koi Rishta Nahi Phir Bhi Eik Aas HEy..

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  • Kehne Ko Bohut Apnay Magar Tu EIk Khas Hey..

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  • Zyada Emotional Na Hona Uper Sub Bakwas Hey..!!



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  • Funny Question:

  • Agr Shadi Ki Rat Apka Bed Toot Jaye
  • To Subha Ghar Walon Ko Kiya Waja Batao Gay?

  • Reply Me.

  • Send it to ur friends..
  • Barey Mazedar Jawab Aein Gay..!!



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  • Beautiful answer by a student : 😀

  • Q: How 2 Kill an Ant?
  • Asked in exam for 15 marks.
  • Student:
  • Mix Chilli Powder with
  • Sugar& keep it outside the
  • Ants Hole….

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  • After eating,
  • Ant will search
  • for some water near a water
  • tank…

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  • Push ant in to it…

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  • Now ant will
  • go to dry itself near fire…

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  • When it reaches fire, put a bomb into
  • the fire.,,

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  • Then admit wounded ant in
  • ICU…

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  • Remove oxygen mask from its
  • mouth n kill the ant…



  • 2013-kya aapkeY toothpaste mein namak hai??? :/

  • 2015-kya aapke toothpaste mein namak or nimbu hai??

  • 2016-kya aapke toothpaste mein namak,nimbu or chatmasala hai???…

  • 2020-Colgate Dal fry special,Colgate butter masala,Colgate lemon tea flavor,Colgate mix veg,Colgate Spicy,Colgate butter chicken flavour………

  • 2021-kya aapke muh mein dant hain?? :/
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  • NAHI…???

  • To le aaiye ready made Colgate teeth.. 😀 😀



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  • jab relation mai trust naa hoo ..

  • R smart phone mai net naa hoo ..

  • tou log..
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  • game keelna shoro kr daity hain..!! :)



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  • Lazy Lamhay 😛

  • My Laziness is exactly as the number 8…
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  • .If it lays down, It becomes Infinite. 😛 😀 😀



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  • LoOk Dear!

  • People who think they know everything…

  • are a great annoyance..

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  • to those of us who actually do.



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  • If I’re an artist, u would be my picture.
  • If I ‘re a poet, u would be my inspiration.
  • If I ‘re an author u would be my story…
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  • But when it comes 2 u, I would rather prefer 2 be a cartoonist! 😛 😀 lolx


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  • New Change In Pakistan:

  • Solid Taraki 😛

  • 20 saal pehle “Candle light Dinner”
  • sirf amir loOg kar sakte thay…

  • magar ab pooray mulk kee
  • awam ko yeh sahOOlat mayassar hai. 😛 😀


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  • My dear Friends I am Collecting
  • Quaid Photos..
  • Give your Contribution..

  • 2 My Collection…

  • A Small Condition Is
  • It Must Be On
  • 500 Or 1000 Rupees Note 😛 😀 hahahhahahhahah



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  • DIL NEy KAHA SMS KAREiN..

  • SOCHA

  • DIL ToU PAGAL HEy

  • PHeR KHAYAL AYA..

  • CHALO KOI BAAT NHI..
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  • JIS KO SMS KaRNa HE

  • WO KONSA NORMAL HEi. 😛 😀



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  • 8 messages received

  • 1 Hi

  • 2 how r u?

  • 3 hope u r fine

  • 4 i miss u

  • 5 Do u miss me?

  • 6 b happy

  • 7 take care

  • 8 ab na kehna key msg ni krta. 😛 😀



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  • Eik baat hamesha yaad rakhen…

  • DO chezen muqaddar walon ko hi milti hain.

  • no. 1 Samosey k 7 zyada Chatni…

  • Or 2usra,

  • Dahi barey k saath Paapri



  • Biggest Tragedy Of Mathematics:
  • 1000s Of Years Passed…
  • Th0usands Of Theorems Derived..
  • Millions Of Formulas Made..
  • But still.
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  • ‘X’ is Unknown!!! 😛 😀 lolx



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  • Admi to kid: apki father kya kaam krty hain??

  • BaCha : P.C.W Maen HoTe Hain

  • AdMi : P.C.W Ka Kiya Matlab Hai?

  • BaCha : Palawan cholo wala ..! 😛 😀



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  • Aaj kal mAAn kar

  • raha hai ki mey

  • tumhey..

  • kabhi bhi mauka

  • dekh kr

  • sabkey samney

  • eik

  • k

  • ki

  • kis

  • kiss

  • kissa sOOnau

  • thanedaar ka..!!



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  • 3 things i like about u. lemme tell you,

  • 1––—-

  • 2–—.––—

  • 3–—,––,––—-

  • Yaar kuch tou accha kiya hota zindagi mein..!! 😛 😀



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  • Angry boss: Tumney kabi UllOOu dekha hai???

  • Employee (sar jhukatey huwe): Nahin sir.

  • Boss: Nichey kya dekh rahey ho ? Meri taraf daikho. 😛 😀 hahahaha



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  • aik customer service center pathan ko job diya giya..
  • pathan apney phley customer sey..

  • PATHAN: Ufone paish karta hai 12 aannay package apney un jazz sarfeen k liye jinho ney 1st January  2015 sy apni telenor sim istimal nahi ki warid ka 100 wala card feed kro aur sub keh do…. Mazeed tafsilaat k liye apne Ptcl sey dial karien 090014301 telefun telefun. 😛 😀 lolx


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  • Kia ye Donkey aap ka hey? agr nahi to isko aagy send kr doo 😛 😀



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  • ka doctoranOO filmOOna jorol nu da aghe filmoono numuna ba se dasi oo 😛

  • X-Ray Ho Na Ho..

  • KahoO Na Bukhar Hai..

  • Hum Blood Dey Chukey Sanam…

  • Mere Yaar Ka Operation He..

  • Kaash Ap Humare Patient Hotey..

  • Mein Dettol Ki Deewani Hoon..

  • Humara Thermometer Ap Ke Pass Hey..

  • Kabi Drip Kabi Injection…

  • Zukaam To Hona Hi Tha..

  • 😛 😀 lolx



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  • Pathan ko bar bar I love u ka msg araha tha..

  • Dost n3y pocha: Khair hai???

  • Aaj tu boht I love you ke msgs arahey hain !

  • Pathan: O jee nen me pa ghaltai da khazee mobile raoray .. zka :) ! 😛 😀 lolx



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  • BV: Itn3 Slow Awaz M3in kis Sey Bat ker Rahay H()??

  • Husband: Behn sey…

  • BV: Behn Sey Slow Awaz Mein Bolnay ki kiya Zarorat hey???

  • Husband: Tumhari Jo Hey. 




  • Aankho sey aans()()()o ki judai kr do..

  • Dil sey ghamo k3 widaai kr do..

  • Agr DIL na lage kahi t()()h…

  • Aa jao merey ghar k33 safai kr do…!! 😛 😀 hhhahahhaha



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  • Na jiney ki aarzu na marney ka khaOOf…

  • The number u are trying is currently powered off…!!



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  • Sacha tareen waqiya..

  • 1 buzurg kisi ky ghar tashreef ley gayee sara khandan baba g k pas jama thaa ksi ny shan main gustakhi kr di. theek 15 mint bad sara khandan andha hogaya r zur zur sy ronay aur chillany laga, baba g hamain maaf kr do ham pr raham karoo atnay main baba g uthayy r joti uthai r sab ko eik eik lagaee r farmaya…

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  • kambakhtOOOOo light chali gayyee..
  • generator lagaaaaa 😛 😀



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  • kutay
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  • dalaly
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  • kaminay
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  • salay
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  • bhan jode
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  • harram zaday
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  • kanjer
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  • khbees
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  • lanti
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  • zalil
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  • yeh sari bht khatarnak galiyan hain in sey perhaiz karoO!!

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  • Eik tuo ap sharmatey bOhat hu..

  • Agar bat karey koi tuo irritate bOhat hU..

  • dil chahta hai key koi sms na karoOn..

  • per suna hey sms parhney k bad muskuratey bOhat ho….!!



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  • Bheega bheega sa ye December hai bheegi bheegi c ye tanhaaiiii…

  • in kitabon main jee nahi lagta hum ko sajnii ki yaad aayi hai….!!! 😛 😀



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  • Life without you is impossible..

  • you are in my breath and blood…

  • i can’t stay 4 a second without you..

  • if you are not there i am dead…
  • Listen DUde..

  • i am talking about oxygen! 😀 😀



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  • laborer from Boss in a factory:

  • “Sir Mere Ghar 19th Bacha Peda Huwa Hai
  • Meri Sallery Ziada Kr Do!

  • Boss:
  • Yar Meri Gal Sun,
  • Main Apni Factory Chlawan Ya Teri????? 😛 😀 lolx hahahhahah



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  • While Motivating His Salesman Team,

  • The Manager Put 4wd An Incentive:
  • The 1 Wid The Highest Sales Will Get A Blowjob.
  • Employees:
  • Who Will Give It?
  • Manager:
  • The 1 Wid The Lowest Sales.



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  • 2 Men Talking In Wedding Ceremony:

  • 1st admii:
  • Abhi Kal Ki Baat Hey,

  • Ye Larki Meri Godi Me Khelti Theee 😛

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  • 2nd admii:
  • Aap Larki Waale Ho???

  • 1st:

  • Naahi, Mai BOSS Ho Iska…




  • A BOSS Marrying His Own Secretary
  • Thinking That She Will Still Follow
  • His Orders As Before…!! 😛 😀



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  • BoSS:
  • Ye Tum Itne Chote Chote Kapre Q Phnti Ho???

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  • Personal assistant:
  • Kya Krun Itni Salary Me Itne Hee Chote Kpre Atey Hen
  • Boss! 😛 😀 lolx


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  • sharpness ..

  • Intrviewr asked saad:

  • I am going to ask u a single question!

  • Intrviewr:

  • Ok Tell Me This

  • “What Comes First,

  • Day Or Nite”

  • Saad: Thought 4 A While

  • N Said:

  • Its Day Sir

  • Intrviewr Asked:

  • How?

  • Saad Replied:

  • Sorry Sir,

  • U Promised Me That

  • U Will Not Ask A Second Questn!

  • he was selected 😀



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  • I’m Desperately Trying to Find Out th0se 4 Pe0ple Wh0 r Interexted in My Life,
  • When Mom keepx Saying …

  • ”Chaar LOG Dekhenge to Kya Bolenge”



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  • yao pathan angoor kharsol:

  • kho awaz ba ye se dasii kolo “aalogan wakhlai  aalogan”

  • 1 sary wrta wel khan saib da kho angoor de?? :/

  • Pathan: Chup shaa ! us ba dambaran khabr shee .. shhhhh

  • 😛 😀 lolx hahahhaha


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  • Pathan: zargiya us sta da mor tokhay snga de???

  • Dost: Tokhay kho ye band sho, kho us a saa laga laga bandigii …

  • Pathan: hes khbra ne da , ka Khuday kry khair v nu agha bam banda shee :)

  • 😛 😀 hahahhahah



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  • MUnna bhai:

  • yAAR circuit apun ko 1 nurse se piyar ho gaya hai…us ko letter mein kiya likhon??

  • circuit:

  • bindaaas likhne ka…

  • SISTER I LOVE U,

  • TMHARA MUNNA BHAI  😛 😀

  • hahaahahahaha



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  • Ahsan bhai, plz ye message parhin foran
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  • Saaalay Tu Q Parh Raha Ha? :-@
  • Tu Ahsan Ha?
  • Har Kisi Mein GhuSsna Zaroori Haiii? :@ 😛 😀


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  • DEKH BETA:

  • When I am angry,

  • I eat alot..

  • When I am happy,

  • I still eat alot 😛 😀



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  • Aurat ke deleri ka andaza aAdmi ko Shadi ky din

  • usee waqt laga lena chaheye jabb,

  • Wu usaay leeny 500 baarateyuon k saath jata hai,

  • R

  • Udhir se ye Shairni akili hi aajati haii…




  • Guy:I Love U
  • Gal:Hahahahahah
  • Guy:I Won’t Live Without u..
  • Gal:Hahhahahahahhaha
  • Guy:I Will Die 4u..
  • Gal:Hahahahahahahahahhahah
  • Guy:I Will Gift u A Gold
  • Ring With Diamond
  • Gal:Awwwww cute! Promise????
  • Guy:Hahahahahahahahhaha 😀 😛 😀



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  • 98 years old man married to 18 years girl.

  • Media asked gal:-

  • Aapne inme shaadi ke liye kiya dekha???

  • Girl: Ek toh inki incOme aur

  • dorse inke din come 😉



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  • TeaCher:
  • Es Sentence Ko English Mai Translate Karo

  • “Larkiyan Yaha Se Guzar Chukki Hai”
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  • ME:
  • Oh Shit Yar I Am Late.



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  • 1 question puchu???
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  • sach sach btana…
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  • facebook pe kitne
  • frnds hain apke???



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  • Old But Epic Game..
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  • Kisi Bhi Movie Ka Naam Likho Uske Baad
  • Laga
  • Do,
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  • “Bathroom Me”
  • ___Like this:
  • ” kuch kuch hota hai bathroom me”
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  • “jannat bathroom me ”
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  • ” tum mile bathroom me”
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  • “ek tha tiger bathroom me”
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  • “Dhamaal bathroom me”
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  • “Hulchal bathroom me”
  • Chalo Start Ho Jao
  • Dekhte hai Sabse Funny Comment
  • Kiska
  • Hota hai.



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  • A girl and Sardar were in love,
  • Larki: Sardar jee ap mairi bilkul parwa nahi hai!
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  • Sardar: Oye Pagli ! pyar karnay walay kesi ki parwah nahi karay.



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  • A Sardar dragged out 6 people, live from a burning house,
  • Still he was sent to Jail,
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  • Why?
  • Because all of these 6 were Fire Brigade Staff.



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  • Sardar was standing in door, with a Gun in hand,
  • Bewi: Yahan kion khary ho,
  • Sardar: Shair ky shikar par ja raha hon,
  • Bewi: tu jawon na,
  • Sardar: Kaisay jawon bahir kutta baitha hai.



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  • Sardar ki baiti usky, driver ke sath bhaag gayi,
  • Logon ne pocha: Sardar Hun ki karogy?
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  • Sardar: Karna ki ae, hun gaddi aap chalawanga.



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  • Sardar 1: yaar aaj mujhe ajeeb msg aya, owr maira mobile bhi band ho gia.
  • Sardar 2: Esa konsa msg tha?
  • Sardar 1: “Battery Low”
  • Sardar 2: O send kar, doston ko darayengy.





  • Friend: Sardar Ji Tum ne apni Bewi ko talaq kion de di?
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  • Sardar: Yar asal mai uska character boht kharab tha.
  • Shadi mujh se ki thi owr bachay Bagwaan se mang rahi thi.



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  • Sardar ky duno kaan jal gaye thay,

  • Doctor: Sardar Ji Apky kaan kaise jal gaye?
  • Sardar: O jee, mai kapray Estri ka raha tha, ke ki Call agayi, mai jaldi mai Phone ki Jagah Estri Kaan ko laga li,
  • Doctor: Dosra kaan kaisy jal gia?
  • Sardar: Phir Ambulance ko bhi call karni thi na.



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  • Police: Tumhari wife ghum howi to tum ne Police ko kion nahi bataya?
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  • Saradar: O Jee pahly scooter ghum howa tha to police ne 20 din chala ke wapis ki thi.



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  • Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce,
  • Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids,
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  • Sardar:ok, we should next year.



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  • Sardar was painting his room,
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  • Us ne Chat ko paint karkay,
  • Diwaron par likha,
  • “SAME AS ABOVE.



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  • Sardar ankhain band karky, Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia,
  • .
  • Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
  • .
  • Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon.



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  • Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha,
  • .
  • Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
  • .
  • Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye



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  • Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa
  • Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda
  • 2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa



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  • Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela,
  • Note ke oper lekha tha EID MUBARAK,
  • .
  • Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
  • owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola,
  • “KHAIR MUBARAK.

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  • Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
  • “Mun mai pani ana”
  • .
  • Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

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