Best funny sms for u 2016


  • !@Ideal Wife woh hoti hai jo Bartan,  Kapde, Jhaadu, Pocha……  Kehne ka Matlab Ghar ke sabhi  kaam karne mein  Pati ki madad karti hai..

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  • !@Thirsty crow” in GujHinglish!!! Once upon a kagda … Siting on d baakda … Kagda very mch pyasa … Looking haafda-faafda… Here-there bhatka … He saw a matka

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  • !@#Million Dollar Truth: If Saturday And Sunday Don’t Excite You, then change your Friends. If Monday doesn’t Motivate you, then change your profession.. If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work, then you should probably change your spouse!!!

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  • !@##Tu chand mangy mein chand de dun, Tu raat mange mein raat de dun, dil mange mein dil de dun, Tu jaan mange,. . . . ..bs yaar . . . . Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai.

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  • !##What Is BREAKUP…??? . . . . . . It is A Matter of Time When A Jaan Become JAANWER AND CUTIEE Becomes CHIRAIL…

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  • !@#Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho, Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

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  • !@#Two ways for ultimate Happiness In Life: Keep Calm & Keep Kaam Se Kaam!!!

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  • !@#Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. So what do the rest have? . . . . . They have girl friends:

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  • !@Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do! Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

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  • !@What is the best example of ‘once in a lifetime’ opportunity? A Mosquito lands on your wife’s face, & u get the rarest opportunity of your life.. Never miss it!!

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  • !@Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R) Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K) Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G) Obama ne Osama ko (O=O) . . . . . . Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C)

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  • !@#Khud ko karo kanjoos itna, ki har sms bhejne se pahle, service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe.. Sir ji Ru sure? bhejna hai, ki sending fail kr du?

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  • !@#India is nation and Dadar is station, wha wha India is nation and& dadar is station, Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!

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  • !!Arz Kiya He.. Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya . . . Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..

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  • !!Height of Addiction: Just b4 a prisoner was ready to be hanged to death the officer asked him about his last wish..!! He said- I want to update My Orkut status as DIED ..!!

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  • !@#Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar PATI ne jaan de di 3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di. Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu? KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI

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  • #@How do u know when kids start to grow up? Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!

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  • #@Height of addiction: In a college form, when asked about the “permanent address”, a student wrote ...

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  • #@When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…

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  • #@Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye, Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.

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