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Best new adult sms message 4 u 2016


  • 1.. Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:“can kids of our age have kids?
  • ”Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”Boy said to girl :“see i told you not to worry!!!!”

  • 2.. let me feel ur teeth,let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend“PEPSODENT”reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)

  • 3.. Girl:It’s 2 tight
  • Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
  • Girl:Push it in,
  • Boy:Ah..I can’t,
  • Girl:It’s painful,
  • Boy:Forget it.....We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

  • 4.. Love is a gamble,Sex is a game,Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame,1 night in pleasure
  • 9 months of pain1 day in hospital and a junior needs a name.

  • 5.. interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl,.......Excuse me !My face is above.;-

  • 6.. What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?..........
  • A:1000- rupee currency note.!Always think positive

  • 7.. A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and saythat i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR...........
  • Books And Study.

  • 8.. NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST.THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
  • NURSE:y r u DANCING.
  • SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

  • 9.. He came at night,explored my body,got on top of me,touched me, he bit,sucked, swalowd,when he was satisfyed,he left, i was hurt,...BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

  • 10.. I really deeply wish datu r here with me in my room.on my bed & lights is off &we get under the cover together..2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

  • 11.. 2 men went 2 a callgirl.1st went in and came out n said“Na my wife is better.”2nd went in and came out n said“U R right ur wife is much better.”

  • 12.… Catch her by her waist…Bring her home..Keep ur hand on her neckPut ur lips on her lips& have a ……nice drink…PEPSI

  • 13.. what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &panic is when both r pregnant

  • 14..Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhayaPonds ke ad ma hath dikhayaPentene ke ad ma baal dikhayePhir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?

  • 15.. In a party a lady wantedto go to toilet so she inquired with a sardarpapaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,sardarji replied u naughtypehle tum dikhao.

  • 16.. Sardar on phone:Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
  • Doctor: Is this her first child?
  • Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

  • 17.. Come here,take off your pents and knickers,get on top of me,enjoy until u get satisfied,loving yours…..toilet!

  • 18.. Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
  • S – SMILE
  • E – ENERGY
  • X – XCITEMENTso make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

  • 19.. In a bath room,a boy touches a girl every where!
  • You Know whose that boy?
  • Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!Dirty people always think dirty.

  • 20.. I want to suck you lick you wanna move my tongue all over you wanna feel you in my mouthyep, that’s how you eat an ice cream!

  • 21.. Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
  • “Me sick, no work”
  • Boss SMS back:“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
  • 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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