Best new Diwali Jokes 2016


  1. I’m maachis & you’re pataka, Together we are & it will be double dhamaka…!!

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  3. Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe, Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...

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  5. Takleef Wo Jo Tarpa De Teacher Wo Jo Saza De Mohabat Wo Jo Wafa De DUSHMAN Wo Jo Marwa De Aur Apna Wo Jo Diwali ki safai Karwa De!

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  7. May this Diwali lights up dreams, hopes, undiscovered avenues and everything bright. Happy Diwali

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  9. Boy bought gift for his girlfriend.. Gf: what the hell would i do with dis diwali rocket?? Boy: you wanted stars na?? now sit on it and get lost !! ..
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  11. Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise Mehak ho “Axe” jaise, Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise Aur tension-free rahe “Huggies” jaise…..!!!!

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  13. Santa: How does a married man Celebrates a noiseless Diwali..? Banta: By going abroad…?? Santa: No. By sending his wife To her parents’ place..!!

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  15. 1st Sardar : Jab phatake phut te hai to pahle light dhekhai deti hai phir awaz, aisa kyon? 2nd Sardar : Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche




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