Best new marathi SMS 2016


  1. Rung-gandhachya utsavat,
  2. Samil hoo yaa surejan,
  3. @Gudhipadvyachya shubhecha deyun,
  4. Sajraa karuu yaa navvarshachaa san.
  5. Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubhecchaa.
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  7. Priyee
  8. Me phule magitlee
  9. @Tu malaa pushpaguchyaa dilas
  10. Mayn dagad magitlaa
  11. Tuu malaa sundar murtee dilis
  12. Mayn morpis magitlee
  13. Tu mala mor dilas
  14. bahiree aahes kee key?
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  16. @Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant...
  17. Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant...
  18. Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant...
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  20. @@@What is ABCD Jeans??
  21. Aga Bai Chaadi Distaye
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  23. When i call you..
  24. 1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
  25. 2. Ringing means i like u.
  26. @3. Ringing means i miss u.
  27. 4. Ringing means i need u.
  28. 5. Ringing means behray phone uchal
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  30. Ekda ek International Shi khaychi spardha aste. Saglya deshatun participants aali astat. Indiatun Hermit Singh sardar pathavtat.
  31. Pahilyanda Chinese manus yeto. To 18 shi chya vatya (freshly filled) khaun takto. Talyancha gadgadaat!! Go Chinkis!!
  32. American competitor la ata high standards break karave lagteel mhanun to jiv khaun 35 shi chya vatya khato.
  33. @Sagle assume karun chaltat ki ata America gold medal gheunach janar tevdhyat apley proud sardarji utartat. Ice cream aslyasarkech shi chya vata gatagata tondat taktat. 35 vatya hotat ani ajun fakta 1 @vati khalli ki world champion honar tevdhyat sardarji ti 35 vi vati takoon detat and "ajibat khanar nahi" ase mhanun haartat. Desi junte cha support ani cheering kitihe zaley tarti appley sardarji ti 35 vi vaati khaat nahit ani america la gold medal milte.
  34. 4-5 divsanni india la jevva aplley patu parat-tat tevva media che loka tyanna vichartat
  35. "Kay ho , apun pahilya 34 vatya itkya aaramat khallya, tumhala "bhook" tar hoti. Tar ka nahi khalli 35 vi vaati?"
  36. Sardar vakde tond karun mhantat" Aho kase khanar, tyamadhye ek maashi marun padli hoti"
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  38. SoMeDay.. u'll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am.. & who I am 2 u.. & if that ever @happens...
  39. AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..!
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  41. Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto. Tevdhyat kahi targat mule @tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat," yaar, kya bivi mili hai sardaar ko!!" Sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto, to scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto, " Aare saale, bivi hogi teri! Vo to meri behen hai!!"
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  43. Dharmendrachya ghari ekda marathi chor ghusala. 
  44. @@Dharmendra ragane oradala, "kamine.."
  45. chor ghabarat bolala "ho, thik ahe saheb, kami neto".
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  47. Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
  48. Najre samor dhuka vaatel
  49. Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
  50. Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
  51. Tevha tu majhya kade ye
  52. Me tula
  53. @Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

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  55. Corporate Concept:
  56. Ultimate way to Relief from Stress @ work..
  57. @@Close your Eyes..
  58. Take a Deep Breath..
  59. Settle Down..
  60. Just Relax..
  61. then say...

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  63. Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
  64. @@Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"
  65. Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te".
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  67. Ek bai dusrya baila vicharte,tumhi gahu kasa anala? 
  68. 2- pishavitun anala. 
  69. 1- tasa nahi ho, konatya bhavane anala? 
  70. 2-chulat bhavane anala.
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  72. Ek sardaarji trainche ticket kadhayla jato ani 3 tikite vikat gheto. Tickets denaara vicharto, " Sardaarji, tumhi ektech jaanar mug tin tikite kashala?" Tyavar sardaarji hasun mhanto," Aho, mi 2 tikite pants chya khishat ani ek shirt chya khishat thevto mhanje samja pants cha khisa kapla tari he urlele tikit rahate." To manus parat vicharto," Ani samaja tumacha shirtcha khisa pan kapla tar?" @Tyavar aapla pass kadhun dakhavat sardaargi mhanto," Mug pass kashasathi asto???"
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  74. Lal pivli kombadi
  75. @tiche tiche karde karde pai
  76. barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay
  77. tumhala bird flue zale ki kay?
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  79. Don Sardargi aapaplya don ghodyanbaddal bolat astaat. Pahila mhanto," Aare aaplya ghodyanna @olakhnyasathi kahitari khun pahije. mi mazya ghodyach dava kaan kapto mhanje maza ghoda vegla olakhata yeil." Ani mug to kharach kaan kapto pan nemka dusrya ghodyachahi dava kaan eka accident madhe tutto!! Tyamule pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyacha ek pai kapto pan parat dusrya @ghodyachya payala lagun tyacha pai kapava lagto. Aata vaitagun pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyachi sheput kapto pan tin divsaani dusrya ghodyachi sheput accident madhe tutle! Shevti donhi ghodyanncha 1 kaan, 1 paay ani 1 sheput jate, shevti dusra sardaargi mhato, "Aare jaude aata, tuza ghoda pandhra ani maza ghoda kala, hich khun chaan aahe."
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  81. 3 mungyana 1 cake disto..
  82. @pahli jate ani cake khate..
  83. dusri pan jaun khate..
  84. tisri nahi khat...
  85. ka??
  86. .
  87. .
  88. .
  89. ti mhante:sheeee
  90. @cake la mungya laglyat...
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  92. सूर तुझे गीत माझे
  93. जीवनगाणे गाऊ का?

  94. @सूर तुझे गीत माझे
  95. जीवनगाणे गाऊ का?

  96. गाल तुझे हात माझे
  97. @कानाखाली लावू का?
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  99. MARATHI MULAGA ANE MULGI MULGA : 
  100. @Shabad Maze Geet Tuze, Jevaan Gane Gashil Ka? 
  101. MULGI : Gaal Tuze Haat Maze, Kanakhali Gheshil Ka?
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  103. Jee jodle te naate.
  104. Jii Jadte ti savay.
  105. Jii Thabte tii Odh.
  106. Jee Vadhate te prem.
  107. Jo sampto to sahavas.
  108. Aani
  109. @Jya nirantar rahtat tyaa
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  111. .
  112. Athavanii
  113. Misss yu alot.



  114. Priye
  115. Tu mala havi aahes
  116. Majya sobat
  117. Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
  118. aikache aahet te
  119. Premache teen shabda
  120. me bill bharte ...
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  122. Priyakar preyasila premane mhanala, "te bagh te zaad"..
  123. @priyakar preyasila premane mhanala, "te bagh te zaad"..
  124. ani mag..
  125. mag kay..
  126. .
  127. .
  128. .
  129. preyasi zaadu lagali!
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  131. Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku Yaki
  132. Also ran: Kes Kapa
  133. Russian waiter: Andre vada pav
  134. @African swimming pool che nav: Ya Doomba Doomba Doom Doom
  135. Japanese hospital chya baher quiet zone aste. Tya zone che nav kay? Haka Naka Maru
  136. Japanese shaleche nav : Ya shika
  137. @Tya shalechya principal che naav : Shiku naka.
  138. Tya shalet kashachi shikvan detaat? : Hitachi
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  140. @Ekda ek manus marun narkaat jato.Dev tyala mhanto ki tu fakta ekdaach punnya kelyane tula shikshet choice aahe teva tu havi ti shiksha magun ghe. To manus aajubajula pahato tar tyala eka peksha ek bhayanak shiksha distaat. Tevdhyat to pahato tar tyala diste ki Gandhijinchya mandivar @eka bajula Rambha ani dusrya bajula Menaka baslya aahet!! To devaala mhanto ki mala ti Gandhijichich shiksha dya tyavar Dev mhanto, " Aare baba, ti shiksha Gandhinaa nahi tar Rambha ani Menkela aahe@@@@
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  142. Naa sampanare akhand swapna asave,
  143. Naa bolata aiku yetil asee Shabd asavet,
  144. @Grishmat paus padtil asee dhag asavet,
  145. Naa magata sobat detil asee Mitra asavet...
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  147. @guruji: "mulanno aaj mi khup khush aahe, kal mala mulga zala,
  148. olakha pahu aaj mi dabyat kay aanale asel?"

  149. magil bakawarache watrat karte:

  150. "kharwas!"
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  152. Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan, rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna @rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Musalmaan mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,
  153. "Bis Milaah!!" Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, "dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!"
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  155. @Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat. T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste. "Pu La Deshpande". Tar T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?
  156. Pu Sh Deshpande. 
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  158. @Pu La Deshpande pohayla gele tar tyanna kay mhannar?
  159. Swimming Pool 
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  161. Satyajit Ray chya babanche nav kay ahe
  162. @Baap Re
  163. Aajobanche nav?
  164. Baap re Baap
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  166. Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. @Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"
  167. Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat " E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!"
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  169. Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu radat radat ghari yeto. Tyala baba vichartaat,"aare Balu tula @radayla kai zale?" Tyavar Balu mhanto," mi masteranna uttar dile mhanun mala tyanni marle........." Babanna kahi kalat nahi tevdhyat Balu explanation deto, " mala tyanni vichaarle ki marathi madhil tin @linge chi examples deun sang ani mi sangitale ki 'To bench', 'Ti shala', ani 'Te mastar!!!' Aata sanga , maze kai chukale
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  171. Sakali hastes
  172. Dupari hastes
  173. @Sandhyakali hastes
  174. Ratri hastes
  175. Gharat hastes
  176. Rastyat hastes
  177. Yetana baghun hastes
  178. @Jatana baghun hastes
  179. Tila kay vaatte
  180. Tu ektich dat ghastes ?
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  182. @Aathavani sambbhalan khup sopp asat,
  183. karan tya manat japun thevata yetat,
  184. pan kshan sambhalan khup kathin asat,
  185. karan kshanat tyanchya aathavani hotat..
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  187. @Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi picture produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yete. Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaycha tyamule Dada Kondke la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi. Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya nav suchate. Ase nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto ase. Picture che nav. BADLA LUNGI
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  189. @Ekada eka navra ani baykoche jordaar bhandan hote ani te ekmekaanshi abola dhartaat. Navra zopaychya aadhi baykochya ushivar note thevto," mala sakali 6:00 la uthav". Dusrya divshi sakali navra uthto ani pahato tar sakalche 8:00 vajlet!! To baykola kahi bolnaar tevdhyat tyala tyachya ushivar note diste. Tyavar lihile aste, " 6:00 vajlet, utha"!!!
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  191. @Ek sunder Charoli:
  192. Premat jari "Padalo" tari,
  193. Aamhala kadhich "Lagat" nahi,
  194. Karan ekivar prem karun,
  195. Aamach kadhich "Bhagat" nahi ... !
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  197. @@@Ekda eka mansaala sandas la problem hot asto mhanun to doctor kade jato. "Doctor, mala parsakade nit hot nahiye. Majhi shi doryasarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahe". Doctor: Kay hoat ahe nakki baghu tari?". Doctor tyache sagle exams gheto, stool exam hotey, endoscopy sagle kahi test hotat. Tari pun doctor la samjat nahi kay karayche te. Shevthi nailajaane doctor mhanto "Theek ahe tumhi majhya samor basa sandas la mhanje mala nit observe karta yeil" (sorry pun joke asach ah....
  198. To manus shi karayla basto ani doctor ekdum hasat hasat mhanto "Mala tumcha problem ata neat kalala ahe. Tumhi jaalicha baniyan ghalta (netted baniyan) na tar tumhi jevva sandaas la basta tevva to madhye yeto ani tya muley tumchi shi jaali sarkhi kivva doryasarkhi yete. Baniyan kadhun taka. Hach upay@@

































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