Bewakoof SMS New Best


  • I want u to know that u r very important for me,

  • Its impossible for me to live without u even for a minute,

  • U r my life,

  • Dont worry,

  • M thinking about oxygen.

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  • A study has proved that all stupids use their thumb while reading sms,

  • Now its too late,

  • Dont take ur thumb off,

  • Catch another stupid 😉
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  • Hey?

  • Whatsup?

  • Nothing?

  • Then please make place for me in your heart,

  • N let me come.

  • Urs truly,

  • Heart attack.

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  • Aj humaari baat ka unwaan ha maa,
  • Maa kon hoti ha,

  • Abbu ki biwi,

  • Kaka hr gal ty emotional na ho jaya kr.

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  • Mujhy apki 10 adaayen achhi lgti hn,
  • 1.Aap ik khubsoorat insaan hn
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  • 10.

  • Baqi joke kl sunau ga.

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  • Ik boy ne Chinese lrrki se shadi ki,
  • Pr k saal bad wo mr gai,

  • Wo bht roya,

  • Ik dost aa k bola,

  • Chalo bss kro yaar, tumhe pta b ha China ka maal itna hi chlta ha.

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  • Agr tum zindagi me kbhi mayoos mehsoos kro,

  • To ghbraao mt,

  • Me tumhaary sath aun ga,

  • Tumhara hath pkrun ga,

  • Or tumhe btaun ga,

  • K kis samundar me doob k mrna ha.

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  • Kuchh bndr ik jungle se bhaag gye,
  • Phir wo ik hotel me gye,
  • Baaqi sb to burger khaa rhy thy,
  • Magar unme se ik bht dhyaan se msg prhh rha tha.

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  • Agr log tumhe pagal kahyn, To unki bat mt suno,

  • Agr wo tumhe bura kahyn to ignore kr do,

  • Agr tumhe gadha kahyn to bhi pyar se paysh ao,

  • Lekin agr tumhe koi achha kahy to thapparr maaro saaly ko,

  • Mazaaq ki bhi koi had hoti ha yaar.

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  • Man to Son: How Are Your Grades Dear Son?
  • son: Under Water.
  • Man: Under Water?
  • What Do You Mean?
  • Son: They’r Below C Level.

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  • Please Dont read it,

  • Qn k wo ho jaye ga,

  • Wo,

  • Pta kya,

  • Aray Time waste. 😀

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  • Ary Sms Parhhny waly Teri to?
  • teri to?
  • teri to?
  • teri to?

  • Bohh yaad aa rahi ha yaar 😉

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  • I love my job ..
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  • only when I’m …
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  • on vacation!!! 😀

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  • A bitter truth..

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  • The longer the explanation..

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  • The bigger the lie. :)

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  • Wo Maatlab sey meltaa tha…

  • Or hmay milnay sey matlb tha…!! 😀

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  • Yeh Aisa Mesg H
  • Jisay Nalaik Parhtey Hein
  • Bewakoof Save Kartey Hein
  • Pagal Delete Kartey Hain
  • App Kiya Kah
  • Ey Waley Hain.

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  • Yeh Aisa Mesg H
  • Jisay Nalaik Parhtey Hein
  • Bewakoof Save Kartey Hein
  • Pagal Delete Kartey Hain
  • App Kiya Kah
  • Ey Waley Hain.

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  • Judge: Sardar Kay 2nu Kaaan Kaat Doh
  • Sardar: Nhi Nhi Me Andhaa Ho Javoo Gay
  • Judge: Bewakoof Kaan Katnay Sey Andha Kaisey Ho

  • Gaay?
  • Sardar:Chashmaa Kaisey Pehnooga?

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  • Santa N Banta Were Watching A Cricket Match
  • When Dhoni Hits A Boundary
  • Banta: Kya Goal Mara
  • Santa: Raha Nah Bewakoof Kah Bewakoof
  • Goal Is Mein Nahin Cricket Mein Hota Hai.

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  • R U Mail or Femail
  • Answer Kay Liye
  • Nechay Dekho
  • Bewakoof Yahan Nahe
  • Apne Nechay Dekho.


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  • Tm Mujhe Bhool Kar To Dekhoh
  • Har Khushi Routh Jayegi
  • Jaab Akelay Tm Baithogi
  • Khud-Baa-Khud Meri Yaad Aayegi
  • Sheeshe Ke Gharoon Main Dekhoo Toh
  • Putther Dil Walay Buste Hain
  • Joh Piyaar Koh Khaail Samajhtaay Hein
  • Aor Tor Ke Dil Koh Haste Hein
  • Kash Khushiyoon Ki Koi Dukaan Hooti
  • Hme V Usko Pehchan Hoti
  • Bhar Dete Aapkay Damaan Khushiyon Sy
  • Qimsat Usski Chahe Meri Jaan Hoti.
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  • Sardar: Kal Hm Nay Easyload Walaay Koh Bewakuuf Bnayaa

  • Boy: Woh Kasaay?

  • Sardar: Hm Nay Uss Koh 100 Rs Kah Note Diya
  • AOr Number Ghlaat Likhwaaa Diyaa.
  • Loooollllllzzzzzz.

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  • Sardar N Frnd Were Watching
  • A Cricket Matcxh
  • When Dhoni Hitx A Boundary.

  • Frnd: Kiyaa Goal Maraa

  • Sardar: Rahaa Nah Bewakoof Ka Bewakuuf
  • Goal Ess Mein Nahien Cricket Maain Hutaa Hai.

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  • Ajj Meinaay Bhoot Sy BaNdoo Koh Bewakuuf Banyaa Paataa Kaaisay.

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  • Aisaee.

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  • Kal 125 Logon Koh Bewakoof Banayaa
  • Kaisaay?
  • Nixhaay Dekhoo

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  • AOr Neechy
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  • Baas

  • Aisaay Hai

  • Abb 126 Hogaye.

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  • Ek Baar Eik Larkaa Bewakoof Ban Rahaa Thaa
  • Woh Janta Thaa Ky Woh Bewaqoof Baan Rahaa Hai
  • Uss Ka Andaar Syy Awaaz Aaa B Rahii Thi Ky
  • Tu Bewaqoof Ban Rahaa Hai Lekin Who
  • Apni Zidd Pr Araa Thaa AOr Msg Read Kiye Jaa Rahaa Thaa

  • Akhir Woh Baan Hi Gayaa.

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  • Aj Ka Insan B Intehai Bewak00f Hay
  • Chahta Hay K Usay Kamiyabi Milay
  • Lekin Jub Masjid Say Azan Main 5×2 10 Martaba Awaz Aati Hay
  • Hayya Alal Falah
  • Aa0 Kamiyabi Ke Taraf
  • T0 Us Tarff Janey Ke Zehmat He Nai Karta
  • Afs0s K Jis Cheez K0 W0H Sari Zindagi Jaga
  • Jaga Talash Kar K B Hasil Nai Kar Sakta
  • W0H T0 Khud Usay Apni Tarff Eik Din
  • Main 10 Martaba B0la Rahi H0ti Hay
  • Think Ab0ut It.

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  • Bahu: Maa Je Aapka Larka Mujhe Kabi Maa Nai Bana Sakta
  • Saas: Ch0p Bewak00f
  • Agar Main B Tere Sassur Ke Bhar0say Par Rehti
  • T0 Aj Tu Meri Bahu Na H0ti.

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  • Sardar: Mene Kal Easy L0ad Wally K0 Bewak00f Banaya
  • B0y: W0h Kasey
  • Sardar: Hm Ne Usk0 100 R0pey Dya 0r Number Galat Likhwa Diya.

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  • Dill Pare Shan
  • Zuban Kham0sh
  • Ankhe Aj Num Q Hay
  • J0 Kabhi Hmara Tha He Nai
  • T0h Use Kh0ne Ka Gam Kyu Hay.

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  • Unki D0li Uthi Meri Mayat Uthi
  • W0H Sajke Gyi Muje Sajaya Gya W0H
  • Uth K Gyi Mje Uthaya Gya Fark Sirf Itna
  • He Unhe  Apnaya Gaya Muje Dafnaya Gaya.

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  • Judge: sardar kay 2nu kaaan kaat d0h
  • Sardar: nhi nhi me andhaa h0 jav00 gay
  • judge: bewak00f kaan katnay sey andha kaisey h0
  • gaay?
  • sardar:chashmaa kaisey pehn00ga?

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  • Sardar k0h d0st ney khanaay pey bulayaa
  • ghaar paay taalaa lagaa huwa thaa
  • aur likha tah bewak00f banayaa
  • Sardar ney h0shiyaari dikhaye
  • aur nichay likh
  • diya
  • hm aye hi nahe thaay.

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  • Yaeh aisa mesg hai
  • jisay nalaik parhtey hein
  • bewak00f save kartey hein
  • pagal delete kartey hain
  • app kiya kah
  • ey waley hain.

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  • Santa N Banta Were Watching A Cricket Match
  • When Dh0ni Hits A B0undary
  • Banta: Kya G0al Mara
  • Santa: Raha Nah Bewak00f Kah Bewak00f
  • G0al Is Mein Nahin Cricket Mein H0ta Hai.

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  • R u Male 0r Female
  • Answer kay liye
  • nechay dekh0
  • bewak00f yahan nahe
  • apne nechay dekh0.

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  • Agr tumhain chakr aaa raha hain 0r tum bohat ziAda beemar ho

  • Th0rey khamo0sh ho, th0rey se odaas ho

  • Main jaantA h00n kia kHarabi hai

  • Tum vitamin c ki kAmi main MuBtala h0

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  • Kia aankhain hain kia zulf hai

  • KiA chEhra Tum ne paya hai

  • Aisa lagta hai jese peepal ke pair se bh00t Utar Haay hai

  • BUra laga ?

  • Tu phr pair pe char jao

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  • Aap pagal ho ghUsa naheen karna

  • Mere paSS pr00f hai ke aPP ” PAgal ” h0

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  • P : Pyare h0

  • A : AchY h0

  • G : Great h0

  • A : Anm0L h0

  • L : Lovely h0

  • H0 tU pagal hi naa

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  • Tabiyaat thEEk naheen hai

  • D0ct0r k0 dikhaya

  • D0ct0r ne kaha

  • Kisi bewak00f k0h message kar0

  • Tu theek h0 jay gay

  • ABB tum hi bata00

  • MAin tumharY sEwa kisi ko jAAnta hoon bhala ?


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  • Sarar: Hum nay kal easyload waly ku bewaquf bana diya

  • wu kese?

  • Sardar: Hum nay usay 100 rupay day diye aur ghalat numbr bata diya

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  • Main bewakuf hun

  • han mey bewakuf hun

  • Arey aahistha bulu hamey patha

  • idhar tak awaz arahe hay

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  • Sardar and his wife in Cofee Shop

  • Sardar: Jalde piyo cofee tandi ho jayegi
  • Wife: Kyun?
  • Sardar: Bewakuf wu nazar araha hay

  • “Cold Cofee price= 50 rupees”

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  • Warning this is a virus

  • when you turn your phone off it won’t work again

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  • Oye SMS parhnay walay

  • Teri thu
  • Teri thu
  • Teri thu
  • Teri thu
  • Teri thu


  • buhut yaad arahe hay

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  • Tabeyat theek nhe thee D.r nay btaya kisi pagal ku msg kardu

  • ab tum hee batao mey tumharay sewa kisi pagal ku jaantha hun kya

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  • Aap PAGAL hu mere pas proof hay
  • P Pyaray
  • A Achay
  • G Great
  • A Anmol
  • L Lovely

  • hu thu pagal hee na

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  • Kia ankhen hain kia zulf hay

  • kya husn tum nay paaya hay

  • Aisa lagta hay jese peepal kay pair say bhoot utar aaya hay

  • Bura laga?

  • thu pher phair may charh jao

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  • Sardar nay PCO open kia tha

  • bahar likha tha Dial karnay say pehlay 2 milaye

  • Pathan PCO par gaya aur sardar ku thu thapparh maar deye

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  • Oh mil gaya
  • oye oye mila aya

  • oyee mil gaya

  • haye mil gya

  • aaj thu mil he gaya

  • ye sms parhnay wala aik aur bewakuf mil gaya

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  • Mey bewakuf hun . .  .

  • Mey bewakuf hun. .  .

  • arey aahista bulu idhar tak awaz arahe hay

  • humein patha hay tum bewakuf hu

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  • Sardar in a cofee house with wife
  • Saradr: jaldee pee lu cofee thandi hujayege
  • Biwi: pher kya huga
  • Sardar: Bewakuf menu dekh Hot cofee.15 rupess and cold cofee 45rs

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  • Abhee abhee khabar mili hay kay aaj raat tamam nokia smartphones may virus ayyengeay . . . . .

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  • Mil giya Oye mil gaya,
  • oye oye mil hee gaya
  • oye mila gaya mil gaya
  • Oye oye mil giya,
  • Oho mil giya,

  • Ballay Ballay…
  • Mil hee gaya


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  • Ireland k logon ko ham ahmaq tu naheen keh sakte

  • Taham onn ki botloon k painde par

  • mandarja zail abarat laazmi toor par daarj ki jati hai

  • Ess bootal ko doosri taraf se kholo.

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  • Tabiat theek naheen hai

  • Doctor ko dikhaya

  • Doctor ne kaha

  • Kisi bewakoof ko message karo

  • Tu theek ho jaye ge

  • Abb tum hi batao

  • Main tumhare sewa kisi ko jaanta hoon bhala ?

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  • Aap pagal ho ghusa naheen karna

  • Mere pass proof hai ke app ” Pagal ” ho

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  • P = Pyare ho

  • A = Ache ho

  • G = Great ho

  • A =Anmol ho

  • L = Lovely ho

  • Ho tu pagal hi naa.

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  • Kia aankhain hain kia zulf hai

  • Kia chehra tum ne paya hai

  • Aisa lagta hai jese peepal ke pair se bhoot otar haay hai

  • Bura laga ?

  • Tu phir pair pe char jao.

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  • Agar tumhain chakar aa rahe hain Or tum bohat ziada beemar ho

  • Thorey khamoosh ho, thorey se odaas ho

  • Main jaanta hoon kia kharabi hai

  • Tum vitamin c ki kami mein mubtala ho.

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  • Main Bewaqoof

  • Main Bewaqoof,

  • Main Bewaqoof,

  • mujhe pata ha tum bewaqoof ho
  • magar ahista bolo idhar tak awaz aa rahi ha.



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