latest funny sms For You


  • Position of a husband, is just like a Split AC,
  • No matter how loud he is outdoor,
  • He is designed to remain silent indoor.

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  • Bus Accident,
  • Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya,
  • Bahut dard ho raha hai,

  • Santa: Abey chup baith,
  • Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
  • Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai.

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  • Husband:u will never succeed,
  • in making that dog obey u,
  • Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
  • I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

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  • When u feel lonely and alone,
  • & cannot see any one around you,
  • the world seems to be fading away,
  • come along with me,
  • i’ll take u to an eye specialist.

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  • GIRL:My heart is like a mobile,
  • and you are the sim card,
  • BOY:I m very happy,
  • Gal:dont b too happy,
  • If I get a new offer,
  • I will change the sim card.

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  • Do u know whats A B C D E F G,
  • A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl,
  • Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ,
  • Girls Forgets Everything Done, & Catches(new) Boy Again.
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  • Ab tak meri life ek khuli,
  • botal thi, jis mein se sab,
  • perfume ki tarah, ud jata tha,
  • Par aap ke aane se sab,
  • kuch ruk gaya,
  • Bhagwan kare aap jaisa,
  • DHAKKAN sabko miley.

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  • Khabardar Miss Call Sehat Ke Liye,
  • Muzir Hai Tabiat Ziada Kharab Ho To,
  • Call Kijiye Tamam Sms Waldain Ki Pohanch,
  • Se Door Rakhye Vizarat-E-Tum Hakoomat-E-Hum.

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  • Phool Bina Khushboo Bekaar, Chand Bina
  • Chandni Bekaar, Pyar Bina Zindagi Bekaar,
  • Mere SMS Bina, Aapki website Bekaar.

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  • 0nce there was a pukha kutta,
  • He was very pukha,
  • He phiring loor loor,
  • He dekhya the shop of chacha feeka,
  • He chuked one botti from there,
  • And nassed away speeto speeet,
  • Jb he guzra from naalay aalay pul to,
  • He saw 1 hor kutta,
  • He become very shoda,
  • His soch was kutyaan wali,
  • He challaang lagai in da ganda naala, for khiching botti from duja kuta,
  • But his apni boti v pani vich diging,
  • MORAL:-
  • Improve your English.
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  • Patient:
  • It Must Be Tough Spending All Day,
  • With Your Hands In Someone’s Mouth,
  • Dentist:
  • I Just Think Of It,
  • As Having My Hands In Their Wallet.

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  • Ladka:hum 25 bhai bahan hai,
  • Ladki:kya aap ke ghar family planning, wale nahi aate?,
  • Ladka:aaye the par school, samajh ke vapas chale gaye.

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  • 1 Baar 1 chor ne apni mangetar, ko sone ka set dia,
  • Mangetar ne khush ho k, pucha is set ki keemat kya h,
  • Chor ne jawaab dia,
  • Teen Saal Qaid.

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  • Dua kiya karo sham,
  • Savere mere liye,
  • wah..wah,
  • Dua kiya karo sham,
  • Savere mere liye,
  • MUNI badnam Hui Darling tere liye.

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  • What is Swarg?

  • American Salary,
  • German car,
  • Chinese Food &,
  • Indian Wife,

  • What is Nark?,

  • American Wife,
  • German Food,
  • Chinese Car &,
  • Indian Salary.

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  • SILENCE
  • is the Best Answer, For All Questions &
  • SMILE,
  • is the Best Reaction In All Situations,
  • Unfortunately,
  • Both Never Help In,
  • Nikah, Interview & Viva.

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  • Never understood the logic,
  • behind hiding the groom’s shoes,
  • for money. If you hide his,
  • bedroom keys that night, you will,
  • earn lacs.

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  • Teacher: Behind every successful man, there is a women,
  • what do we learn from this,

  • Student: we should stop wasting time, in studies and find a woman.

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  • Nashili aankho se wo jab, hamein dekhte hain,
  • hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
  • kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
  • suna hai wo ankho se, apna bana leite hai.

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  • Doob jati Hen
  • kashtiyan, jab atey
  • ha tufan,

  • Yadein rah jati ha,
  • Bichar jate ha insan,

  • Yad Rakho to boht,
  • Qarib paogy,

  • Bhool jaogy To,
  • Chittar v khao Gay.



  • 1 baba g pco par gay,
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  • wahn bethi larki ny pocha,
  • baba g kidher karna hai,
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  • baba g kursi par to muskil hai,
  • neechy hi chader bicha lo.

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  • Wife tum raat ko sooty,
  • howy mujhe galiyan,
  • da rahy thy,

  • Husband ni tumari ghalat,
  • fehmi hai,

  • wife:kesi ghalatfehami,

  • HUSBAND: Yahi k main
  • sooya howa tha.

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  • English seekh kr usy
  • bola, tha I LOVE U,

  • wo hans kr boli,
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  • lala zama english na,
  • raza na pakhoton de,

  • kambakhak dakhny main to,
  • angraz lagti hti.

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  • Train station par rukai to 1,
  • admi ny sath bathy pathan say,
  • pocha k ya kon sa station hai,
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  • pathan: kuch dar bahir dakha,
  • or kuch dar sochnay k bad bola,
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  • Laghta hai k ralway station hai.

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  • Sabzi wala sabzi par paani,

  • laga raha tha,

  • kafi dar ho gay to 1 aaurat,
  • gusssay say boli,
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  • Bhai agar bhindi hosh main a,
  • gye hai to 1 kilo tool do.

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  • Larka apny dost say:

  • main nay apni gf ko us k,
  • birhtday parvapni bhan,
  • ki dimond ki ring chori kar k dy de,

  • Dost chanta mar kar,
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  • Kaminy itni manghi,
  • kharidi thi main nay.

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  • Son: main school ni,
  • jaonga main job karo ga,

  • Mom; 4TH CLASS KA,
  • BACHA KAY JOB KARY GA,
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  • Son: 3rd class ki,
  • larkion ko tution parhaonga.

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  • 1 sardar apni bibi bimar,
  • bv ko mar raha tha,

  • 1 admi ny na pocha k tum,
  • is ko kyn mar rahy h,

  • Sardar:Doctor ny kya c,
  • aenu goli kut k dani ay.

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  • Police humay ap k ghar ki,
  • talashib lani hai humy pta,
  • chala hai k ap k,
  • ghar dhamakakhaz mawad hai,
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  • Admi: ap ko sahi pta chala,
  • hai lekin wo is waqt,
  • meaky gya howa hai.



  • Mirza gaalab ne suhagrat ko,
  • apni bv ke tange uthai to ya shair kaha,
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  • ly ayev phir mukder kahn,
  • sy hm ko kahn py,

  • ya to wahi jaga hai nikly,
  • THY jhan say.

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  • BAAP HBO DAKH Raha tha,
  • k beta a gya,

  • baap gharib larkiyn hai,
  • kapro k b pasy ni han,

  • beta

  • ls sy b gharib ladhiyan,
  • dikhon c.d hai mery pas.

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  • Girl in bus:apka kch
  • toch ho raha hai,
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  • Boy:mri salary hai pocket
  • main,
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  • Girl:bakwas na kr kutty teri,
  • salary 5 second main 3guna brah ksy gai.

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  • Bachi ko Kush karney ka Formula
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  • Touba toba kitni jaldy niche aye ho main ny bachi kaha hai Larki nahi kaha =D

  • bas tofee dy do khush ho jaye gi

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  • My mom asked me why dont u study d whole year &study Only during exams ??
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  • I replied…

  • Bcoz Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,
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  • Tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai.
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  • As per research,

  • A man speaks 25,000 words daily,

  • &

  • A woman speaks 30,000,

  • Problem starts when husband comes, home from office after consuming,his 25,000 words

  • &

  • wife starts her 30,000.

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  • Do u know?

  • Badal itne kaley kyo hote he?

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  • Kyoki wo dhup me bahut gumte he.

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  • The Bride After Her Engagement,
  • Goes To Her Mom And Says,
  • I Have Finally Found A Man Just Like Papa,

  • Mom:
  • So, What Do You Want From Me?

  • Daughter:
  • Sympathy

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  • Zoo Mein Ek Sher Ne Santa Ko, Maar-Maar Ke Zakhmi Kar Diya,

  • Logo Ne Hairan Hokar Sher Se Puchha,

  • Arey Tum To Bade Sidhe-Sadhe Shareef The, Santa Ko Maar Maar Ke Kyu Zakhmi Kiya

  • Sher Gusse Se Bola, Arey Sale Ne Dimag Kharab Kar Rakha Tha, Kitni Der Se Bole Jaa Raha Tha, Itni Badi Billi – Itni Badi Billi“:D

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  • Professor in Hindi Class : “gaali ki paribhasha batao,

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  • Student: “atyadhik krodh aane per shaaririk roop se hinsaa na kerte huye, maukhik roop se ki gayi hinsaatmak kaaryawaahi ke liye chune huye shabdon ka samooh jiske uchchaaran ke pashchaat mann ko aseem shaanti ka anubhav hota hai, use hum gaali kehte hai..!!’:O
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  • Professor: Aapke CHARAN kahan hain prabhu




  • Ek Bhikhari: Arey yaar ! Koi meri CYCLE chura le gaya aur apni BIKE yahan rakh gaya,
  • Dusra Bhikhari : Abe tu to Luut gaya yaar,
  • Ye to PETROL se chalti hai 😛
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  • Ladkiyo ki 1 Smile Ladko ko Confuse kar deti He,

  • Sala Pure Din Tak Samajh Hi Nahi Aata k,

  • HAS K DEKH RAHI THI,

  • Ya DEKH KAR HAS RAHI THI 😛

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  • Bhikharee..baboojee ak paisa de do,

  • baboojee..paise me kya milega tum jyada kyu nhee magte,

  • bhikharee..baboojee. mai aadmee kee haisiyt dekhkr magta hu 😛

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  • Jungle me sapera been liye baitha tha….

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  • Gaur farmaiye Jungle me sapera been liye baitha tha,
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  • Saap aur bhi kamina tha woh earphone lagaye baitha tha.
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  • SARABI-ager mera hath mai SARKAR hoti to mai desh ki takdir badal deta,

  • WIFE-hramkhor phle apna pajama to badal le subh se mera SALWAR pahnke ghum rha hai 😀

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  • Suna hai pyaar karne walo ki neend uud jaati hai,
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  • jiski b uud gayi ho wo plz mujhe subah jaldi utha diya karo meri neend nahi khulti 😀

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  • Petrol Pump Attendant:
  • Saab,Kitne ka daaloon?

  • Me: 2-4 Rupye ka gaadi ke upar spray kar de bhai, Aag lagani hai :p

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  • Maan lo aap bus mai safar kar rahe ho,

  • aapke pet me jabardast gas ban gayi hai,

  • itiffaq se gana bhi bahut jor se baj raha hai, aur mauke ka faida uthate hue aapne bhi, bade smartly treeke se gaane ki, dhun mai dhun milate hue paad daala,

  • aur kisi ko pata bhi nahi chala,

  • jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghur rahe hain,

  • aur achanaak aapko yaad aaya
  • ki,

  • gaana to aapne headphone par chalya tha.

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  • Ek pathan apna Mobile Qabristan men dfna rha tha,

  • Man: Ye kya kr rhe ho,
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  • pathan: Yaara dukan wale ne kha he k Mobile DEAD ho gya he…:D

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  • Apni Girlfrnd ke samne dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe,
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  • Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko dekha,

  • Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nehi karte,
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  • Girl: Saale…. Tu toh chahta hai kladkiyan kapde hi na pehne,
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  • Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle HiSprite Pee li thi.




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