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  • Decaffinated coffee is just useless brown water.

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  • Men are like coffee, they’re strong, warm and keep you up all night!!


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  • On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience those seven other days.


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  • If heaven had a flavor…… It would be coffee!

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  • I sleep just to wake up for coffee!


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  • Just give me my caffeine and nobody gets hurt


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  • There are only two kinds of conversation needed for a good marriage… coffee talk, and pillow talk. They should both be warm, and sweet.


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  • Coffee is not a beverage… It’s a moment of pleasure


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  • Coffee: The gasoline of life. Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors


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  • Coffee, the 100% natural replacement for sleep

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  • Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love.


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  • Error running WAKEUP.BAT: COFFEE.INI not found.

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  • You know you’ve had to much coffee when you can thread a running sewing machine.


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  • Coffee; you can sleep when you’re dead

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  • Hello. My name is Laura and I’m a coffeeholic. It’s been 38 seconds since my last sip.


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  • Behind every successful woman ..is a substantial amount of coffee.


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  • Coffee, like life… One sip at a time.


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  • Coffee…one sip at a time…


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  • Don’t speak to me so early if you don’t have coffee for me.


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  • Nothing really can be said after the first sip but a desiringly quiet utter of, “mmmm, coffeeee


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  • Coffee, all the goodness of life in a cup.

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  • A cup of coffee shar
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  • Decaf is a waste of cream and sugar.

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  • Bean me up!

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  • WIth enough coffee, I could rule the world.

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  • Life without coffee is a life not lived.

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  • Without coffee breaks, there will be no accomplishments!

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  • Coffee: My favorite kind of bean.
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  • I can do all things through prayer and coffee.

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  • I make serious coffee – so strong it wakes up the neighbors 

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  • Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin
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  • Coffee: Because sleep is for the weak.
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  • Give me some coffee and no one will get hurt!

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  • Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.

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  • No questions until I’ve had my second cup of coffee!

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  • COFFEE : Cup OF Finest Enjoyment Ever

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  • Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.

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  • I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine.

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  • Coffee…the breakfast of champions.
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  • There has never been a better office communication system than the coffee break.

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  • I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.

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  • All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person

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  • Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.

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  • It is inhumane in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.

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  • No one man has done more to bring peace to mankind than the inventor of coffe

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  • Don’t criticize my coffee. You may be old and weak one day.

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  • Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.

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  • Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.

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  • No matter how bitter a life gets, a sip of a great black coffee changes everything.

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  • Decaffinated coffee, like taking paracetamol for the taste

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  • A typical day in my life – Sleepless in the night > headache throughout the next day > coffee to overcome the headache > sleepless due to too much coffee!

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  • If you’ll excuse me a minute, I’m going to have a cup of coffee.

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  • On the eighth day God created coffee.

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  • Coffee has two virtues: it’s wet and warm.

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  • I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

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  • No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.

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  • All you need is love and more coffee.

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  • Coffee drinkers make better lovers.
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  • You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.

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  • Known blood types are O, A, B, AB… Mine is C… Stands for Coffee!

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  • Coffee, Champagne, Coffee, Chocolate, Coffee, Cash, Coffee, Cadillac, Coffee. All the good things in life start with a “C”

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  • Coffee is the best medicine for the ~stressed people.

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  • Coffee in England always tastes li~ke a chemistry experiment.

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  • Chocolate, men, coffee – some t~hings are better rich.

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  • Mothers are those wonde~rful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.

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  • Depresso: The feeling you get when you’ve run out of coffee.

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  • OCD: Obsessive Coffee Disorder
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  • Just say NO to decaf!
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  • Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
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  • Is there life before coffee? There is~ NO life before coffee. There is life AFTER coffee

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  • Only Irish coffee provides in a singl~e glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.

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  • If you see me up then I m~ust’ve had a cup.
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  • The best thing about w~aking up is knowing…you have another cup of coffee to enjoy.

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  • A great day starts with a great coffee, A great coffee starts with a great bean.

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  • Coffee!!! its a food group
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  • Coffee: The most imp~ortant meal of the day.
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  • I don’t understand decaf, i~t’s like sex without the sex.

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  • Life’s too short for a ~bad coffee.
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  • I love you but no~t as much as coffee.
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  • I’m not human ~until I’ve had a coffee … Well, maybe 3 or 4.

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  • Nothing like a good cup of joe in the morning
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  • I cannot function in ~the morning with out my coffee. Therefore, if you want to talk to me, go buy me some coffee

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  • Today’s To Do: 1. Get up 2. Make coffee 3. Drink coffee 4. Make more coffee

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  • Coffee helps me become sane and sensible, the absent of coffee in a day is the absence of the whole me.

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  • Nothing like that 12th cup of coffee in the morning, to get me started.

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  • First…for my magic trick, I shall turn this water into coffee

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  • Some coffee + Some thinking = Some great ideas
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  • The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.

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  • Of the many ways to make a good cup of coffee, sheer accident is as good as any.

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  • My blood type is coffee.
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  • I’m in pain. There’s no caffeine in may veins today.

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  • Sleep is the mere illusion that oc~curs when there is not enough cafein to displace the bloodcells…

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  • It’s always coffee time.
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  • Given enough coffee I could rule the world!
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  • There are only two things that will m~ake me happy in the morning, usually my wife gives me the other, a cup of coffee

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  • Without coffee, I have no persona~lity whatsoever!
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  • Coffee is my happiness and pro~ductivity and it is the key of my successful life.

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  • Coffee!!! it’s awsome! so wake up and smell the coffee would ya bub

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  • On the 8th day of christmas my true love gave to me coffee and a pear tree

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  • Coffee! the sign of being happy!!! A good man will be a s~uperior smuggler of coffee!!

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  • Coffee should be STRONG, BLACK, and PROUD.~ Althoug I like my coffee white like Michael Jackson. YAH.

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  • Life at it’s best is coming across the U.S. Border int~o Canada and spotting a Tim Horton coffee shop!

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  • Coffee is my lifesaver. The w~orld looks so much better after a fresh cup of caffeine. Problems might be tolerated and my coping skills may i~mprove – whatever the choice, coffee makes it better for me.

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  • I can’t help but ponder if the bean in jack and the bean stalk, just had to be a coffee bean, no other kind of bean could take you to a golden egg.

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  • Decaf?!? Aw no. Unleaded’s for cars~! Instant Human… Just add coffee. I like my coffee like I like my ladies… Hot and sweet…

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  • Coffee is the best drink ever. im~ a certified coffee addict,drinker and lover! coffee is the best!

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  • Excitement in a cup!

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  • Is there any thing better th~an a cup of a hot coffee?

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  • Coffee: skydiver juice- good to the last drop!
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  • Bury me with my coffee cup…
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  • You know when you find goo~d coffee, hot men always work there.

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  • Drink coffee do things fas~ter, with more energy.
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  • Cowboy coffee in God~’s country, is pure heaven.
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  • Coffee – My Coffe~e Oh love of my life. If I weren’t a woman… I’d make you my wife

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  • Everybody loves the g~reatness of coffee in the morning. It just wakes me up and makes me feel good and ready for the day to come.

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  • Coffee: My way to sta~rt the day right

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  • There’s more depression ~in my life than there should be; so I drink my cup of coffee.

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  • Your favorite music wit~h a cup of coffee can change your mood in a small amount of time.

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  • Coffee is like alcohol t~hey are both addictive but you can only drink one while your driving.

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  • Coffee tastes like you’v~e just taken one step into heaven.

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