Cricket SMS New 2016


  1. !Sania Mirza jb ground me hoti ha,

  2. To Shoaib achha perform krta ha,

  3. Or jb Anushka sharma ground me hoti ha to,

  4. Kohli perform ni kr pata,

  5. Moral: H!!alaal cheez me brkat hoti ha.

  6. ==================================

  7. With Ga!!yle, Umar Akmal and Dwayne Bravo,

  8. Lahore qalandars can qualify for nach baliye.

  9. ==================================

  10. Nahi tera na!!sheman cricket k medano me,

  11. Tu shehz!!aad ha selfiyan ly mobile ki dukano me.

  12. ==================================

  13. Husban!!d and wife sitting Silently in a room,

  14. Wife thinking: Kya ye ab mujh se pyar nhi krta,

  15. Kya ab me isy achhi ni lg ri,
  16. Kya me boorhhi ho gai hun?
  17. Kya iska ka!!hin or affair chl rha ha?

  18. Husband thinking: Agar shoaib akhtar ko khilaya to bithayen gy kisko?

  19. ==================================

  20. Man mad!!e a call to hospital to ask about his pregnant wife,

  21. Call accidentally went to cricket stadium,

  22. He aksed: wh!!ats the condition?

  23. And fai!!nted after hearing the answer:

  24. 7 are already out,

  25. 3 are more to go hopefully after lunch,

  26. And the first was a duck.

  27. ==================================
  28. Trust kya ha?

  29. Trust us bc!!hy ki feeling ha jisko jb jb hawa me uchhala jaye,

  30. To wo hnsta ha, drta nhi ha,

  31. Qn k wo ja!!nta ha, k usy pkrrny waly usky abbu hn,

  32. Misbah ya Kamran akmal nahi.

  33. ==================================

  34. Saaeen to saaeen,

  35. Humaari to cricket team bhi saaeen.

  36. ==================================

  37. Look up,
  38. Get up,
  39. And don’t give it back,

  40. What u have.

  41. ==================================

  42. Best wishes for the cricket team.

  43. May u have success.

  44. ==================================
  45. Meri PM se g!!uzarish ha k hmari team ki wapsi k liye,

  46. Ik Malaysian plane book krwaya jaye


  47. ==================================

  48. 1992 me Pa!!kistan England finals me mily thy,

  49. 2015 me Pakistan England airport ppe milen gy,

  50. Itni similarities.

  51. ==================================
  52. P.K ne kaha tha naa,

  53. Saarfaraz dhokha nahi de ga.

  54. Geo sarfaraz.

  55. ==================================

  56. Sania ground me ho to shoaib achha perform krta ha,

  57. Pr agr anushka ground me ho to kohli perform kr hi ni pata,

  58. Moral: Halaal cheez me brkat hoti ha.

  59. ==================================

  60. Pakistani players going back …
  61. .
  62. on the flight to Pakistan…
  63. .
  64. .
  65. Air Hostess: Some coffee Sir???
  66. .
  67. .

  68. Pakistani Player: Yes
  69. .
  70. .

  71. Air Hostess: Mocha or Latte???
  72. .
  73. .
  74. Pakistani Player: Espresso Hi De Do…

  75. Mauka Haath Sey Nikal Geya ..
  76. .
  77. Aur Lattey
  78. Pakistan Mein KhayengeY.....

  79. ==================================
  80. Phone Call 4 Sehwag:-
  81. .
  82. .

  83. Indian Team Manager :- “Hello”(over Phone)
  84. .

  85. Wife :–”Can I talk 2 Sehwag,
  86. this is his wife.”
  87. .

  88. Indian Team Manager:–”Sorry, he is just going 2 bat”
  89. .
  90. .

  91. Wife:”No Problem Manager, ..
  92. .
  93. I will Hold on” 😛 😀 HhahahA

  94. ==================================
  95. Schedule of the World Cup 2015– Saturday, March 14

  96.  

  97.  ==================================

  98. 1. Pool B – India v Zimbabwe,

  99. Auckland 14:00 local/06:30 IST

  100.  

  101. 2. Pool A – Australia v Scotland,

  102. Hobart 14:30 local/09:00 IST

  103. ==================================

  104. Schedule of the World Cup 2015–Friday, March 13

  105.  

  106. 1.Pool A – New Zealand v Bangladesh,

  107. Hamilton 14:00 local/06:30 IST

  108. 2.Pool A – Afghanistan v England,

  109. Sydney 14:30 local/09:00 IST

  110. ==================================

  111. Schedule of the World Cup 2015– Thursday, March 12

  112.  

  113. >>Pool B – South Africa v UAE,

  114. Wellington 14:00 local/06:30 IST

  115. ==================================

  116. Schedule of the World Cup 2015–Wednesday, March 11

  117. >>>Pool A – Scotland v Sri Lanka,

  118. Hobart 14:30 local/09:00 IST

  119. ==================================
  120. Schedule of the World Cup 2015– Tuesday, March 10

  121. >>Pool B – India v Ireland,

  122. Hamilton 14:00 local/06:30 IST

  123. ==================================

  124. Schedule of the World Cup 2015– Monday, March 9

  125. >>>Pool A – Bangladesh v England,

  126. Adelaide 14:00 local.09:00 IST 

  127. ==================================

  128. Schedule of the World Cup 2015–  Thursday, March 5

  129. >>Pool A – Bangladesh v Scotland,
  130. Nelson 11:00 local/03:30 IST

  131. ==================================
  132. Schedule of the World Cup 2015– Wednesday, March 4


  133. 1. Pool B – Pakistan v UAE,
  134. Napier 14:00 local/06:30 IST

  135. 2. Pool A – Australia v Afghanistan,
  136. Perth 14:30 local/12:00 IST

  137. ==================================

  138. Schedule of the World Cup 2015– Tuesday, March 3

  139. >>>Pool B – Ireland v South Africa,
  140. Canberra 14:30 local/09:00 IST

  141. ==================================

  142. Schedule of the World Cup 2015– Sunday, March 1

  143. 1. Pool A – England v Sri Lanka,
  144. Wellington 11:00 local/03:30 IST

  145. 2. Pool B – Pakistan v Zimbabwe,
  146. Brisbane 13:30 local/09:00 IST

  147. ==================================

  148. Schedule of the World Cup 2015– Saturday, February 28

  149. 1. Pool A – New Zealand v Australia,
  150. Auckland 14:00 local/06:30 IST

  151. 2. Pool B – India v UAE,
  152. Perth 14:30 local/12:00 IST

  153. ==================================

  154. Schedule of the World Cup 2015– Friday, February 27

  155. >>Pool B – South Africa v West Indies,
  156. Sydney 14:30 local/09:00 IST

  157. ==================================
  158. Schedule of the World Cup 2015– Thursday, February 26

  159. 1. Pool A – Afghanistan v Scotland,
  160. Dunedin 11:00 local/03:30 IST

  161. 2. Pool A – Bangladesh v Sri Lanka,
  162. Melbourne 14:30 local/09:00 IST

  163. ==================================

  164. Schedule of the World Cup 2015– Wednesday, February 25

  165. >>Pool B – Ireland v UAE,
  166. Brisbane 13:30 local/09:00 IST

  167. ==================================
  168. Schedule of the World Cup 2015– Tuesday, February 24

  169. Pool B – West Indies v Zimbabwe,
  170. Canberra 14:30 local/09:00 IST



  171. ==================================



  172. Schedule of the World Cup 2015– Monday, February 23

  173. >>Pool A – England v Scotland,
  174. Christchurch 11:00 local/03:30 IST

  175. ==================================

  176. Schedule of the World Cup 2015— Sunday, February 22

  177. 1. Pool A – Afghanistan v Sri Lanka,
  178. Dunedin 11:00 local/03:30 IST

  179. 2. Pool B – India v South Africa,
  180. Melbourne 14:30 local/09:00 IST

  181. ==================================

  182. Schedule of the World Cup 2015— Saturday, February 21

  183. 1. Pool B – Pakistan v West Indies,
  184. Christchurch 11:00 local/03:30 IST

  185. 2. Pool A – Australia v Bangladesh,
  186. Brisbane 13:30 local/09:00 IST 

  187. ==================================
  188. Schedule of the World Cup 2015– Friday, February 20

  189. >>Pool A – New Zealand v England,
  190. Wellington 14:00 local/06:30 IST

  191. ==================================
  192. Schedule of the World Cup 2015– Thursday, February 19

  193. >>>Pool B – UAE v Zimbabwe,
  194. Nelson 11:00 local/03:30 IST

  195. ==================================

  196. Schedule of the World Cup 2015— Wednesday, February 18

  197. >>Pool A – Afghanistan v Bangladesh,
  198. Canberra 14:30 local/09:00 IST

  199. ==================================

  200. Schedule of the World Cup 2015– Tuesday, February 17

  201. >> Pool A – New Zealand v Scotland,
  202. Dunedin 11:00 local/03:30 IST

  203. ==================================

  204. Schedule of the World Cup 2015– Monday, February 16

  205. >> Pool B – Ireland v West Indies,
  206. Nelson 11:00 local/03:30 IST –

  207. ==================================

  208. Schedule of the World Cup 2015– Sunday, February 15

  209. 1. Pool B – South Africa v Zimbabwe,
  210. Hamilton 14:00 local/06:30 IST

  211. 2. Pool B – India v Pakistan,
  212. Adelaide 14:00 local/09:00 IST – 

  213. ==================================

  214. Schedule of the World Cup 2015—Saturday, February 14

  215. 1. Pool A – New Zealand v Sri Lanka,
  216. Christchurch 11:00 local/03:30 IST

  217. 2. Pool A – Australia v England,
  218. Melbourne 14:30 local/09:00 IST 



  219. ==================================



  220. Husband wife watching a Cricket match 2gether..

  221. After 2 minutes:

  222. Wife: Is this Bret Lee ????

  223. Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. :)

  224. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.

  225. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last 1.

  226. Wife: Hmm, looks like South Africa is going 2 win this 1.

  227. Husband: Its Austraila V/s west Indies

  228. Wife: How many runs they need 2 win now ??

  229. Husband: 75 runs in 31 balls

  230. Wife: Ehnn! Thats easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball

  231. Husband: %%%*Turns off the TV*%%%

  232. Wife: Turns it on again & starts watching Daily serial..

  233. Husband: Who is she ????
  234. .
  235. .
  236. .
  237. Wife: don’t disturb me… 😀 😛 lolx hahahahahahh

  238. ==================================
  239. Indian PoEm:

  240. Eik Ladki thi Deewani si..
  241. Tendulkar pey wo Marti The..

  242. Chori chori, chupkeY chupkeY Bhalajji ko..
  243. Chitthiyaan Likha Karti The..

  244. Nazren jhuka keY, Sharma keY..
  245. Gauti seY baatein karti the..

  246. Kabhi kabhi zulfein bikherkeY..
  247. Viru ki galiyon seY Guzarti thE..

  248. Kuch kehna tha shayad usko Raina seY..
  249. par Maahi seY wo darti the..

  250. Jab bhi milti thi Yuvi seY, bas yehi poochha karti thi ki..
  251. KameenoOOOO, World Cup kab Jeetoge...

  252. ==================================

  253. After world cup Pakistani cricket fans
  254. khud ko tasali dety huway…

  255. Hmara kiya wasta cricket sEy..

  256. Hamara toU qaumi Khail Hockey hEy...

  257. ==================================
  258. Dear GUYs,

  259. If a girl gives u as many chances as DHONI

  260. had given 2 RAINA, .
  261. then without thinking MARRY her  😛 😀

  262. ==================================.

  263. 3 Chehray Insan Ko KAbHi Nhi Bhoolengy..

  264. Eik Mushkil MeY 7 Deny Wala..

  265. Doosra Mushkil MeY 7 Chorr Jany Wala…



  266. 3esra Misbah-Ul-Haq..!! 😛 😀 lolx

  267. ==================================
  268. Live from Express News:

  269. Sirf L ki tarha khara honEy sEy kam nHi banta..
  270. hilna julna bHi parta heY..!!!!! :@@

  271. Vena malik ki misbah pr sakht tanqeed 😛 😀 lolx

  272. ==================================
  273. Most Awkward momEnt:

  274. when you Went to Kitchen to drink water

  275. and
  276. .
  277. Missed Pakistan whole top order batting...
  278. ==================================
  279. Bangladesh To Afridi ..

  280. Kuch tOu taras kiya hota hai

  281. ae zalim pathan

  282. Kiya mila tujhe hamari phool

  283. jaisi bachiyan rula kr :(

  284. ais dafa guzara karna .. plzz 😛 😀 lolx

  285.  

  286. ==================================
  287. Pretty Zinta: Kings XI haar gAye

  288. Shahrukh !!!!

  289. Main Haar Gayi. :( :(

  290. Shahrukh: ApneY aap ko sambhalo

  291. r team ko OLX pAr Bech Do 😛 😀 lolx

  292. ==================================

  293. Feelings of Misbah UL Haq..

  294. Long March & Inqilaab March

  295. keY chakar main hamari Bizati ka

  296. Kisi ko Pata BhE nAHi ChAla…

  297. From: Misbah UL Haq

  298. hahaahahaha


  299. ==================================



  300. The StNdard Of Batting In The Local Side
  301. Was Very Low. Even At The Net Practice, They
  302. Couldn’t Hit A Thing. Finally
  303. The Captain Rushed 4rward
  304. Nd
  305. GrabBd The Bat
  306. Now Bowl Me Some Fast Ones
  307. He Yelled Six Fast Balls Came Down
  308. In Quick Succession
  309. Nd The Captain Missed Them All
  310. Not To B Put Off He GlRd At The Team
  311. Nd Shouted
  312. Now That’s What U’re All Doing
  313. Get In There Nd Hit Them.

  314. ==================================

  315. The Nervous Ung Batsman Was Having A
  316. Terrible Time
  317. Nd Was Lucky To Still B At
  318. The Crease During A Lull
  319. He Stammered To
  320. The Wicket Keeper
  321. Well, I Expect U’ve
  322. Seen Worse Players
  323. Silence
  324. First Slip Added
  325. He Said I Expect U’ve
  326. Seen Worse Playerz
  327. I Heard Him The 1st Time
  328. I Was Just
  329. Trying To Think.
  330. 10:
  331. In A Country Town Match
  332. The Batsman Was Out
  333. First Ball
  334. Not Like Last Week
  335. Said The Wicket-Keeper
  336. No Said The Batsman
  337. Last Week I Stayed
  338. In Nd Got 4rty
  339. Nd
  340. When I Got Back All The
  341. Bear Waz Gone.

  342. ==================================
  343. The Batsman Strolled Up To
  344. The Crease Nd CaRefully Took Guard
  345. He Looked Round The Field
  346. Noting The Position Of Each Player
  347. With Great Elegance
  348. He Patted Dow Several
  349. Invisible Bumps On The Pitch
  350. Nd
  351. At Last Signalled That
  352. He Was Ready To Accept The
  353. 1st Delivery.
  354. The Ball Came Nd Uprooted
  355. The Middle Stump
  356. What A Shame
  357. Said The Wicket-Keeper.
  358. Just As U Were Getting Set.

  359. ==================================

  360. Q. What Would Glenn Mcgrath B If He Was
  361. English?
  362. A. An All Rounder.

  363. ==================================

  364. Q. What Is The Main Function Of The EnglNd
  365. Coach?
  366. A. To Transport The Team 4rm The Hotel To
  367. The Ground.

  368. ==================================

  369. The Two Rival Cricketerz Were Talking
  370. The Local Team Wants Me To Play 4r Them
  371. V.V Very Badly
  372. Well Ure Just The Man 4r The Job.

  373. ==================================
  374. Q. Wha8 Do U Call An Pakistani Crickiter
  375. With 100 Runs Againxt His Name?
  376. A. A Bowler.

  377. ==================================

  378. Q. What’s The Indian Version Of A Hat Trick?
  379. A. Three Runz In 3ree Balls.

  380. ==================================

  381. Sachin’s Son: Mom Look Here Dad Hitting
  382. Sixers All The Way
  383. Mom: Son That Is Boost Advertisement.

  384. ==================================
  385. Sehwaag Ki Maa Koh Bulaow
  386. Sachin Koh Pepsi Pilaow
  387. Ganguly Ko Chawanprash Khilaow
  388. Dhoni Ke Baalo Mein Gel Lagaow
  389. Dravid Koh Castorl Pilao
  390. Par In Koh WORLD CUP Mat Khilow.




  391. ==================================


  392. World Populaation Rank:
  393. 1.Chinaa
  394. 2. Indiaa
  395. 3. Facebook
  396. 4. Usa
  397. 5. Twitter
  398. 6. Indonexia
  399. 7. Brazil
  400. 8. Myspace.

  401. ==================================

  402. New Pakistani Team 4r World Cup 2014
  403. Coach
  404. Khuwab Aalaam
  405. Team
  406. 1. Imraan Faqeer
  407. 2. Salmaan Jutt
  408. 3. Bonus Khan
  409. 4. Shoaib Jhalak
  410. 5. Misbaah Full Hat
  411. 6. Shodaa Afridi
  412. 7. Kamraan Khatmal
  413. 8. Ranaa Mazaq
  414. 9. Umer Bull
  415. 10. Shoaaib Kambakhter
  416. 11. Baoo Jamadaar Anjum
  417. Extra
  418. 1. Beimaan Ferhaat
  419. 2. Danissh Maleriaa.

  420. ==================================

  421. Mehsoos Hoo Raahi Hai Fizaa Main
  422. Tamataar Aoor ANduon Ki Khushboou
  423. Faraz

  424. Lagtaa Hai Meraaay Wattaaan Ki Cricket
  425. Team Wapiss Anny Waaali Hai.

  426. ==================================
  427. What Iss The Pakistani
  428. Version Of A Hat-Trick?
  429. 3 Runx Inn 3 Ballz.

  430. ==================================

  431. When Would Ranaa-Naveeed
  432. Have 100 Runx Against His Name?
  433. When He Iss Bowwling.

  434. ==================================
  435. Mufti Muneeb Ne Patahan0 KAY Faisle K0
  436. Nazar Andes Kartey Hue
  437. Kaha Hay KAY Pak
  438. Ke Jeet KAY K0i Asar Naazar Nai Arhe Hein
  439. 00r Jeet India Ke H0gi
  440. But Mufti Muneeb Ka Ijlas Still Jeri Hay.

  441. ==================================

  442. During The Match The Batsman Heard
  443. A Cry Fr0m The Cr0wd Smith Smith
  444. Ur H0use Is 0n Fire
  445. He Dr0pped His Bat Nd Ran 0ff
  446. The Field Thr0ugh The Cr0wd Nd
  447. Int0 The R0ad
  448. Breathlessly He P0unded Al0ng
  449. Nd Then St0pped
  450. Why Am I Running
  451. He Said My Names N0t Smith.

  452. ==================================
  453. Tw0 0nl00kers Were Talking During
  454. The Village Match
  455. The Batsman Was Late
  456. F0r The First Delivery 0bserved 0ne
  457. He Always Is Said The 0ther
  458. Thats 0ur Milkman.

  459. ==================================
  460. After P00r Perf0rmance In T20
  461. Dh0ni Wears A SALWAR KAMEEZ
  462. C0vers Face With Shawl Nd
  463. Sits In A Bus Next T0 A Girl
  464. Girl: Are U Dh0ni
  465. Dh0ni: H0w D0 U Kn0w
  466. Girl: I M Nehra.

  467. ==================================

  468. The Batsman Said T0 The B0wler
  469. Give Me An Easy 0ne Will U
  470. I Bet A Fell0w In The Cr0wd Five P0unds That Id Sc0re F0ur Runs
  471. The B0wler Did S0 Nd The Batsman Hit It T0 The B0undary
  472. Straight Away He Walked F0r The Pavili0n
  473. Y0ure N0t 0ut Said The B0wler Where Are U G0ing
  474. The Batsman Yelled Back: Im G0ing T0 Find The Chap Wh0 Bet Me.

  475. ==================================


  476. The Captain Called
  477. The Batsman Int0 His R00m
  478. Weve G0t S0me Very T0ugh
  479. Matches C0ming Up He Said
  480. And I Wanted T0 Talk T0 U
  481. Because We Need S0me0ne
  482. With An Ir0n Nerve
  483. A Str0ng C0nstituti0n
  484. And Great Skill In The Side
  485. Thats Why Im Asking U T0 Resign.

  486. ==================================
  487. The Disgruntled Batsman
  488. St0rmed Int0 The Pavili0n
  489. And Flung D0wn His Bat
  490. Terrible He Sh0uted
  491. Ive Never Played
  492. S0 Badly Bef0re
  493. The Captain L00ked Up
  494. 0h y0u have Played
  495. Bef0re have U.

  496. ==================================
  497. The Eager Y0ung Batsman
  498. Had Just Sc0red Yet An0ther
  499. Duck And Was Ap0l0gising T0
  500. The Captain
  501. I Think I C0uld D0 With
  502. S0me Advice
  503. What S0rt 0f C0ach W0uld
  504. U Rec0mmend
  505. A L0ng Distance 0ne.

  506. ==================================
  507. The Batsman Had
  508. A Large 0pini0n 0f His Pr0wess
  509. He Was Appr0ached
  510. By A Club Member
  511. Wh0 C0uldnt Resist Saying T0 Him
  512. U Kn0wwhenever
  513. I Watch U Bati Always W0nder
  514. I Kn0wi Kn0w H0w I D0 It
  515. N0 Why U D0 It.

  516. ==================================

  517. The Standard 0f Batting
  518. In The L0cal Side Was Very L0w
  519. Even At The Net Practicethey
  520. C0uldnt Hit A Thing
  521. Finallythe Captain Rushed
  522. F0rward And Grabbed The Bat
  523. N0w B0wl Me S0me
  524. Fast 0nes He Yelled
  525. Six Fast Balls Came D0wn
  526. In Quick Successi0n
  527. And The Captain Missed Them All
  528. N0t T0 Be Put 0ff He Glared
  529. At The Team And Sh0uted.

  530. N0w Thats What Y0ure All D0ing
  531. Get In There And Hit Them.

  532. ==================================

  533. The tw0 rival cricketers were talking.

  534. ‘The l0cal team wants me t0 play f0r them very badly.’

  535. ‘Well, y0u’re just the man f0r the j0b.

  536. ==================================

  537. Q. What d0 y0u call an Pakistani Cricketer with 100 runs against his name?

  538. A. A b0wler

  539. ==================================

  540. Q. What’s the Indian versi0n 0f a hat trick?

  541. A. Three runs in three balls.

  542. ==================================

  543. Sachin’s S0n: M0m! l00k here dad hitting sixers all the way.

  544. M0m: S0n! that is b00st advertisement.

  545. ==================================

  546. Sehwag ki maa k0 bula0,

  547. Sachin k0 Pepsi pila0,

  548. Ganguly k0 Chawanprash khila0,

  549. Dh0ni ke baal0 main Gel laga0,

  550. Dravid k0 cast0rl pila0

  551. PAR IN K0 W0RLD CUP MAT KHIL0



  552. ==================================



  553. If a man fuck another man he is Gay
  554. But if a man fuck 11 men he is gayle

  555.  

  556. ==================================

  557. Malinga bowls ball directly to third man because bowling directly to batman is so mainstream

  558.  

  559. ==================================

  560. Giirls to boys: Hum tmhay hara kar dikaengeay

  561. Boy: Chalu har gaye ab dikhao ...

  562. ==================================

  563. Dhu pagal match dekh rahay thay afridi nay Six mara
  564. Pehla: Waah kya goal hay
  565. Dusra: Pagal goal ismay nahee cricket may hutha hay

  566.  

  567. ==================================

  568. Joke of 2013.
  569. .
  570. .
  571. .
  572. ‘Sehwag ka record tornay ki koshish karun ga.
  573. .
  574. Misbah-ul-Haq.

  575. ==================================

  576. Teacher told all students
  577. in a class to write an essay
  578. on a cricket match.
  579. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
  580. He wrote No match, due to rain.

  581. ==================================

  582. Humain To Khanay Ko Kuch Mila He Nahi Faraz,
  583. .
  584. .
  585. .
  586. .
  587. .
  588. Hum Ground Main Ball Ko He Apple Samajh K Khanay Lagy.

  589. ==================================

  590. Koi Sui mangy
  591. Hm Teer dengy,
  592. Koi Molvi mangy
  593. Hm Peer dengy,
  594. Koi Lassi mangy
  595. Hm Kheer dengy,
  596. MGR
  597. Koi Worldcup mangy,
  598. Hm Cheer dengE..!!
  599. “JEEVY PAKISTAN”
  600. INSHAALAH PAKISTAN WORLD CUP JETAY GA
  601. MIL KR KAHO
  602. INSHAALLAH.

  603. ==================================
  604. World Cup:
  605. InshAAllah world cup humara hai.
  606. Tareekh gawah hai 47 mein Pakistan bana.
  607. 4+7= 11
  608. 65 ki jang jeety.
  609. 6+5= 11.
  610. 92 ka world cup jeety.
  611. 9+2= 11
  612. 2009 ka world cup jeety.
  613. 2+0+0+9+ 11.
  614. kenya k khilf 317 runs bny.
  615. 3+1+7+ 11.
  616. srilanka sy kitny runs sy jeety. =11
  617. InshAAllah world cup humara hai.

  618. ==================================

  619. Kadi te WORLD CUP jitwa Afridi.
  620. aaway sukh da sa Afridi.
  621. Haar haar k akk gaye haan.
  622. T.V day aggay bay bay thak gay haan.
  623. hun seenay thand pa Afridi.
  624. kadi te WORLD CUP jitwa Afridi.
  625. ki ki rang dikha dittay nay
  626. sary match hara dittay nay.
  627. tars hun koi kha Afridi.
  628. kadi te WORLD CUP jitwa Afridi.

  629. ==================================


  630. Tiny stars shining bright,
  631. Its time 4 me 2 say goodnight,
  632. So close ur eyes nd snuggle up tight,
  633. I’m wishing u sweet dreams tonight.

  634. ==================================
  635. 2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.
  636. Afridi Ne six maara.
  637. Pehla Pagal!!
  638. Wah kiya Goal kiya hai!
  639. Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi, Crickt mai hota hai.

  640. ==================================
  641. Beta Baap Se:
  642. Agar Cricket Mei Kisi Player Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho
  643. Jaye To Uske Saath Kia Krty Hain?

  644. Baap:
  645. Beta, Usay Umpire Bana Diya Jata Hai,
  646. Jese “SIMON TAUFFEL”

  647. ==================================

  648. Indian team ne keh dia YOUNIS KHAN se AirPort pe

  649. FARAZ,
  650. .
  651. .
  652. Jul o yaddi diya….yaki keeti .ah.

  653. ==================================

  654. Dhoni bivi sy:

  655. Mujhy chaaey to dena.

  656. Bivi ne plate me chaaey daal k di.

  657. Dhoni ghussy se bola:

  658. Cup me daal k do.

  659. Bivi: CUP to AFRIDI ley jaaye ga isi me peeny ki aadat dalo.

  660. (INSHAALLAH)

  661. ==================================

  662. Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein Tamatar Aur Andon Ki Khushboo
  663. Lagta Hai Meray Wattan Ki Cricket Team Wapis Anny Wali Hai.

  664. Hamesha woh Rakhtey Password Log Hain
  665. Jo Kabhi Na Bhooley,
  666. 16646
  667. Kis Ka Hai Yeh Password?
  668. .
  669. .
  670. .
  671. .
  672. .
  673. .
  674. .
  675. .
  676. .
  677. .
  678. .
  679. .
  680. Saeed Ajmal.

  681. ==================================
  682. Koi hmmara haal bi poch lay

  683. FARAZ,

  684. .

  685. .

  686. hm nay bi samifinal khelna hy Simosey nai baichnay;-)

  687. .

  688. Newzland & Srilanka ki request.

  689. ==================================
  690. 3 Chehray Insan Ko Kbi Nhi Bhooltey.
  691. Ek Mushkil Me Sath Deny Wala,
  692. Doosra Mushkil Me Sath Chorr Jany Wala.”
  693. Or
  694. Tesra“Misbah-Ul-Haq”

  695. ==================================
  696. Q:1 Over me Ktni Balls Phenki
  697. jati Hyn?
  698. .
  699. .
  700. .
  701. .
  702. .
  703. Kya Kaha 6?
  704. .
  705. .
  706. .
  707. .
  708. Sorry
  709. 1 Over me 1 hi Ball 6 Bar
  710. Pahenki jati Hy

  711. Teri V Degree
  712. jaali ae.
  713. Chal andr.

  714. ==================================

  715. CHINA Cricket Kyon Nhi
  716. Khelta.?
  717. .
  718. .
  719. .
  720. .
  721. Kyonki TECHNICAL
  722. Problem Hae
  723. Sab Players Ka Face Ek
  724. Jaisa
  725. Hota Hai
  726. Jo Out Ho Gaya Wahi
  727. Muh
  728. Dhoke
  729. Phir Se Aa Skta hai.





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