Dating Status Whatsapp 2017


  • 1. ) You don’t have to take me out on a date to make me happy, a simple ride in the country or cuddle up with me on the couch and we’ll do just fine.

  • 2. ) One day you’ll wake up and realize how truly amazing I was, and when that day comes I’ll be waking up next to the man who already knew

  • 3. ) When I date someone, I think long term. What’s the point of dating someone if you only want them temporarily?

  • 4. ) ONE MUST THINK LIKE A HERO TO BEHAVE LIKE A MERELY DECENT HUMAN BEING.

  • 5. ) If you are bored out of your intellect at the regional bar on Saturday night time, you are mainly not going to satisfy someone there who’s going to liven up your evening.

  • 6. ) It’s not about getting any individual to suppose you’re just right ample for them.

  • 7. ) I dated a lot, but I never really had anyone who was worthy of an anniversary. And most girlfriends never made it to a year, anyway.



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  • 8. ) IF YOU CAN’T FORGET SOME THINGS IN LIFE, MAKE SURE YOU DON’T GIVE YOURSELF TIME TO REMEMBER THEM!

  • 9. ) You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

  • 10. ) SPEED DATING: Me: I die. What do you do? Her: Gather the dragonballs. Me:

  • 11. ) Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!

  • 12. ) IT’S NICE TO HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE. IT FEELS LIKE YOU’RE ALIVE, YOU KNOW?

  • 13. ) I’m totally a cheap date; I don’t pay for anything.

  • 14. ) Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.

  • 15. ) Pass me by for what I’m not, and you’ll miss out on What I am: AMAZING

  • 16. ) EVERY LAND IS A NATIVE LAND TO THE BRAVE MAN


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  • 17. ) Money can’t buy happiness, but it can help you look for it quicker, in a convertible.

  • 18. ) When you date a person who has kids you’re not just part of that person’s life, but their kids life to. If you can’t handle that don’t date them to begin with

  • 19. ) YOU WERE BORN TO BE REAL, NOT TO BE PERFECT!

  • 20. ) IF YOU CANNOT AIM TO BECOME A GREAT INFLUENTIAL PERSON, AT LEAST TRY TO BECOME A DECENT ROLE MODEL TO SOMEONE OUT THERE.

  • 21. ) If you wanna make a girl fall in love with you,Dance with no music,kiss her in the rain,brush away a piece of her hair,hug her from behind,it’s the little thing

  • 22. ) LOVE THE ONE WHO MAKES UR WORLD BEAUTIFUL

  • 23. ) Date someone because you already see a future, not because you want to see if you would work out.

  • 24. ) When you want a good relationship you must listen to what the other person wants too.

  • 25. ) LIFE IS HARD FOR EVERYONE. THAT’S WHY THERE’S SUCH A NICE REWARD AT THE END OF IT.

  • 26. ) I’m single, and you will have to be totally AWESOME to change that. So who’s Awesome?

  • 27. ) A HEALTHY DEMOCRACY REQUIRES A DECENT SOCIETY; IT REQUIRES THAT WE ARE HONORABLE, GENEROUS, TOLERANT AND RESPECTFUL.

  • 28. ) There exists an online dating site ‘Herpes Passions’ which specially caters to people suffering from herpes.

  • 29. ) LIKE MOST PEOPLE I CAN BE LAZY, SO IT’S NICE TO HAVE A GOAL OR DEADLINE OR REASON TO WORK OUT. I FEEL BETTER WHEN I GET TO EXERCISE, OR WHEN I’M OUTDOORS. I LIKE TO HIKE, SWIM AND RUN, AND I LOVE TO PLAY SOCCER.


  • 30. ) I’ve never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. It’s been a much slower process for me each time I’ve gone into a relationship.

  • 31. ) THERE ARE THINGS WHICH A MAN IS AFRAID TO TELL EVEN TO HIMSELF, AND EVERY DECENT MAN HAS A NUMBER OF SUCH THINGS STORED AWAY IN HIS MIND.

  • 32. ) In my dreams, I could be a Princess, and that’s what I was. Like most little girls, I believed nothing less than a Prince could make my dreams come true.

  • 33. ) I DON’T EVEN LISTEN TO RAP. MY APARTMENT IS TOO NICE TO LISTEN TO RAP IN.

  • 34. ) Doesn’t play hard to get, she IS hard to get. The question is: are you as good as the man you THINK you are?

  • 35. ) I BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE ARE FUNDAMENTALLY ARE DECENT. AND, YES, YOU WILL HAVE PEOPLE THAT SOMETIMES WILL MISBEHAVE.

  • 36. ) I’m a single parent and you have to realize that in order to really know me, you have to know my kids, it’s a package deal because they aren’t going anywhere.

  • 37. ) If money grew of trees, girls would be dating monkeys

  • 38. ) IF YOU LOSE YOUR INTEGRITY, YOU WILL ALSO LOSE YOUR IDENTITY, YOUR SENSITIVITY AND YOUR DIGNITY. INTEGRITY IS HONESTY, MODESTY AND SECURITY IN ALL KINDS OF WEATHER. IT SHOULD BE OUR PRIORITY!

  • 39. ) A MAN’S BIGGEST MISTAKE IS GIVING ANOTHER MAN AN OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE HIS WOMAN SMILE!

  • 40. ) IT IS SOMETIMES EASIER TO HEAD AN INSTITUTE FOR THE STUDY OF CHILD GUIDANCE THAN IT IS TO TURN ONE BRAT INTO A DECENT HUMAN BEING.


  • 41. ) I’m a great lover, I’ll bet.

  • 42. ) YOU KNOW, SOMEBODY ACTUALLY COMPLIMENTED ME ON MY DRIVING TODAY. THEY LEFT A LITTLE NOTE ON THE WINDSCREEN, IT SAID ‘PARKING FINE.’ SO THAT WAS NICE.

  • 43. ) If a man says that he is too damaged for you (or too neurotic, or too something), just take his word for it.

  • 44. ) TOGETHER WE MUST LEARN HOW TO COMPOSE DIFFERENCES, NOT WITH ARMS, BUT WITH INTELLECT AND DECENT PURPOSE.

  • 45. ) I’m not Thin, Drop Dead Gorgeous, or Rich. I am Honest, Generous, Loyal, and Loving.

  • 46. ) PROGRESS IS A NICE WORD. BUT CHANGE IS ITS MOTIVATOR. AND CHANGE HAS ITS ENEMIES.

  • 47. ) Thank you for being my unexpected surprise

  • 48. ) Responsibilities, Drama, Heartache, Failures, Stress & happiness. It’s life.

  • 49. ) THE PUBLIC HAS ALWAYS EXPECTED ME TO BE A PLAYBOY, AND A DECENT CHAP NEVER LETS HIS PUBLIC DOWN.

  • 50. ) THERE IS A SAYING THAT EVERY NICE PIECE OF WORK NEEDS THE RIGHT PERSON IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME.

  • 51. ) Parents, Problems, School, Work, Friends, Fakes, Love, Dating,

  • 52. ) I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.

  • 53. ) WORDS ND WATER ARE EASY TO FLOW BUT IMPOSSIBLE TO RECOLLECT…

  • 54. ) If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

  • 55. ) A HEART DIES WHEN IT’S NOT ABLE TO SHARE ITS FEELINGS….

  • 56. ) The best feeling is when you look at the one you love and they’re already looking at you.

  • 57. ) I CAN BE REALLY ANNOYING, BUT I ALSO FEEL LIKE I’M A NICE PERSON.

  • 58. ) IT IS NICE TO HAVE VALID COMPETITION; IT PUSHES YOU TO DO BETTER.

  • 59. ) Commonly boyfriends have little annoying habits.

  • 60. ) ONE SHOULD TAKE EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO LAUGH… BECAUSE THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING AROUND THE CORNER TO MAKE US CRY!

  • 61. ) THE MAIN THING THAT YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER ON THIS JOURNEY IS, JUST BE NICE TO EVERYONE AND ALWAYS SMILE.

  • 62. ) Don’t get made at the person you’re dating. They were your choice.

  • 63. ) Be careful, whats done in the dark comes to light sooner or later. Better hope what u playing around with is worth losing what u have.

  • 64. ) I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy!

  • 65. ) Coffee, chocolate, men… some things are just better rich.

  • 66. ) MONEY ATTRACTS THE FEMALES YOU WANT, BUT STRUGGLE ATTRACTS THE WOMAN YOU NEED!

  • 67. ) You’re dating my ex? Ha. Cool. I’m eating a sandwich, do you want those leftovers too?


  • 68. ) WHEN YOU ARE COURTING A NICE GIRL AN HOUR SEEMS LIKE A SECOND. WHEN YOU SIT ON A RED-HOT CINDER A SECOND SEEMS LIKE AN HOUR. THAT’S RELATIVITY.

  • 69. ) Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.

  • 70. ) She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy

  • 71. ) Your LOVE and My EFFORT together will conquer the WORLD.

  • 72. ) out of sight but never out of my mind…

  • 73. ) Advice to women: Date like a man and you’ll never get hurt.

  • 74. ) WE TRY TO BE REAL NICE AND FRIENDLY TO PEOPLE, BUT SOMETIMES THEY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT.

  • 75. ) My girlfriend always laughs during sex . . . no matter what she’s reading!

  • 76. ) WHEN ONE BURNS ONE’S BRIDGES, WHAT A VERY NICE FIRE IT MAKES.

  • 77. ) IT IS NICE FINDING THAT PLACE WHERE YOU CAN JUST GO AND RELAX.

  • 78. ) YOU’RE WORSE THAN DECENT. YOU’RE VIRTUOUS.

  • 79. ) THE DOWN FALL OF A MAN IS NOT THE END OF IS LIFE.

  • 80. ) PEOPLE ONLY TREAT YOU ONE WAY… THE WAY YOU ALLOW THEM!




  • 81. ) EVERY MAN HAS HIS SECRET SORROWS WHICH THE WORLD KNOWS NOT; AND OFTEN TIMES WE CALL A MAN COLD WHEN HE IS ONLY SAD.

  • 82. ) ALWAYS REMAIN WITH THAT PERSON IN YOUR LIFE… WHO TOUCHES YOUR THOUGHT AND YOUR SOUL – RATHER THAN SOMEONE WHO CONSIDERS YOU SIMPLY A TIME-PASS!

  • 83. ) If Facebook is like dating, then Twitter is like a one night stand – it’s fun while you’re doing it, you finish in like 5 minutes, and you feel real cheap afterwards.

  • 84. ) A DECENT LIFE, EVEN A SHORT LIFE, WILL ALWAYS BE FAR BETTER THAN AN EXCEPTIONALLY LONG LIFE LIVED IN RUIN.

  • 85. ) CREEPY PEOPLE DO THE THINGS THAT DECENT PEOPLE WANT TO DO, BUT HAVE DECIDED ARE NOT A GREAT IDEA.

  • 86. ) LET’S FACE IT, A NICE CREAMY CHOCOLATE CAKE DOES A LOT FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE; IT DOES FOR ME.

  • 87. ) AS PRECIOUS AS U R TO ME, AS PRECIOUS NO ONE CAN EVER BE, I KNOW FRIENDS R HARD TO CHOOSE, BUT U R A FRIEND I NEVER WANT TO LOSE.

  • 88. ) THERE’S NOTHING QUITE LIKE TOBACCO: IT’S THE PASSION OF DECENT FOLK, AND WHOEVER LIVES WITHOUT TOBACCO DOESN’T DESERVE TO LIVE.

  • 89. ) NO ONE CAN CHANGE A PERSON, BUT A PERSON CAN BE THE REASON SOMEONE CHANGES.

  • 90. ) Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

  • 91. ) You’ve been dating for a day, you aren’t in love, shut up

  • 92. ) I LOVE IT WHEN SOMEONE INSULTS ME. THAT MEANS THAT I DON’T HAVE TO BE NICE ANYMORE.

  • 93. ) IF YOU HAVEN’T GOT ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYBODY, COME SIT NEXT TO ME.

  • 94. ) EVERY DECENT MAN IS ASHAMED OF THE GOVERNMENT HE LIVES UNDER.

  • 95. ) BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, STOP AND THINK HOW YOU WOULD FELL IF SOMEONE SAID IT TO YOU!

  • 96. ) MAKE SURE YOU LIVE,’ SHE SAID. ‘AS DECENT AS YOU CAN. I KNOW YOU’LL MAKE MISTAKES, BUT SOMETIMES YOU’RE MEANT TO, OKAY?

  • 97. ) If I were Nike and you were Mcdonald, I would be doing it and you would be loving it!


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  • 98. ) DON’T BE PROUD IF YOU GAIN. NOR BE SORRY IF YOU LOSE.

  • 99. ) A good Guy is hard to find. A bad guy is hard to resist 🙁

  • 100. ) That awkward moment when you’re trying to get over someone you weren’t even dating.

  • 101. ) NO DECENT CAREER WAS EVER FOUNDED ON A PUBLIC.

  • 102. ) When you like a man, and your mutual pals have more than one anecdotes about him projectile vomiting after immoderate consuming, you must rethink the infatuation.

  • 103. ) Just for future reference. If tears come out her eyes because of you, I will make bloody tears come out of yours. I’m watching you. Carry on.

  • 104. ) I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.

  • 105. ) MAKING MISTAKES IS BETTER THAN FAKING PERFECTIONS!

  • 106. ) HIP-HOP SAVED MY LIFE, MAN. IT’S THE ONLY THING I’VE EVER BEEN EVEN DECENT AT. I DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING ELSE.

  • 107. ) LIFE’S NOTHING BUT A JOURNEY WHERE EVERY NOW AND THEN WE FIND OURSELVES IN TRANSIT… WAITING TO FLY AGAIN!

  • 108. ) ⧪LUST IS TEMPORARY, ROMANCE CAN BE NICE, BUT LOVE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING OF ALL. BECAUSE WITHOUT LOVE,🔺🔀LUST AND ROMANCE WILL ALWAYS BE SHORT-LIVED.

  • 109. ) I THINK IT’S IMPORTANT TO ALWAYS KEEP PROFESSIONAL AND SURROUND YOURSELF WITH GOOD PEOPLE, WORK HARD, AND BE NICE TO EVERYONE.

  • 110. ) I’ll be the mother who will be sitting on the front steps, with the gun in my hand, saying what you want with my daughter?

  • 111. ) WRONG IS WRONG EVEN IF EVERYONE IS DOING IT! RIGHT IS RIGHT EVEN IF ONLY YOU ARE DOING IT!

  • 112. ) His heart? I hold that. His back? I got that. His girl? I am that. His smile? I made that. Were happy, they hate that.

  • 113. ) IT’S NEVER NICE TO LOSE SOMEONE CLOSE TO YOU; UNFORTUNATELY, LIFE GOES ON, AND WE HAVE TO MAKE PEACE WITH IT AND MOVE ON.

  • 114. ) A PROSTITUTE IS A DECENT WORKER LIKE THE REST OF US, ONLY SHE CAN’T FAKE WHAT SHE IS DOING.

  • 115. ) I get jealous even if we’re not dating.

  • 116. ) The only boy I want is the one who kisses me on the forehead and tells me I’m beautiful.

  • 117. ) WHAT PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND IS THAT CALLING SOMEONE TOO SKINNY IS THE SAME AS CALLING SOMEONE TOO FAT; IT’S NOT A NICE FEELING.

  • 118. ) Otherwise it isn’t a relationship, it’s a dictatorship.

  • 119. ) I⧪ love you. 1 second to say. 2 minutes to explain and a ⧭⧭lifetime to prove it.

  • 120. ) Stop disturbing about capabilities paramours rejecting you for being too fats, too quick, too whatever


  • 121. ) ⬑⬑My computer dating bureau came up with a perfect gentleman. Still, I’ve got another three goes⬉⬉⬉

  • 122. ) DIPLOMACY IS THE ART OF SAYING ‘NICE DOGGIE’ UNTIL YOU CAN FIND A ROCK.

  • 123. ) Dating 101 – a man should treat you the way he expects his daughter to be treated & consider the advice he’d give her if it was the way he treats dates

  • 124. ) If I’m not texting you, I am waiting for you to text me… cuz I know that if you text me first, you were actually thinking of me AND I’m worth the effort.

  • 125. ) A DECENT BOLDNESS EVER MEETS WITH FRIENDS.

  • 126. ) IT’S POINTLESS TO HAVE A NICE CLEAN DESK, BECAUSE IT MEANS YOU’RE NOT DOING ANYTHING.

  • 127. ) ⧪⧪You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me⬋⬋⬋

  • 128. ) MY IDEAL PROM DATE WOULD HAVE TO BE CUTE, FUNNY, SWEET, NICE.

  • 129. ) ⧬⧬I LOVE CANADA. IT MAKES A NICE HAT FOR AMERICA. WHEN AMERICA RUNS OUT OF WATER, IT’S THE FIRST PLACE I’LL GO.

  • 130. ) You like me. And we’re not dating because..?

  • 131. ) ⧪⧪BE SOFT. DO NOT LET THE WORLD MAKE YOU HARD. DO NOT LET PAIN MAKE YOU HATE. DO NOT LET THE BITTERNESS STEAL YOUR SWEETNESS.

  • 132. ) IT’S NICE TO JUST EMBRACE 🔝🔝THE NATURAL BEAUTY WITHIN YOU.

  • 133. ) PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR GUT FEELINGS. NO MATTER HOW GOOD SOMETHING LOOKS, IF IT DOESN’T FEEL RIGHT, 🔝WALK AWAY🔝🔝

  • 134. ) ⧭⧭A DECENT BEARD HAS LONG BEEN THE 🔝🔝NUMBER ONE MUST-HAVE FASHION ITEM FOR ANY FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE.


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