Engineering Student SMS New 2016


  1. 4 saal lgty hn ik insaan ko engineer bnny me,

  2. Phir chahy sari zindagi lga lo,

  3. Wo wapas insaan nhi bn skta.



  4. ==========================

  5. Can u prov papa=mama?

  6. teachers: Imposible!

  7. Doctor: No

  8. Engineer:
  9. f=ma
  10. p.a=ma
  11. On squaring,
  12. pa.pa=ma.ma.



  13. ==========================

  14. To all engineers,

  15. Smooth roads never make gud drivers,

  16. Clear skies never make gud pilots,

  17. And passing in all subjects never make gud engineers.



  18. ==========================

  19. Father: Beta tu ny engineering k 4 salon me sb se mushkil konsa kam seekha?

  20. Son: Bus ki chhat pe beth k,

  21. Tez hawaon me ik teeli se 3 cigarette jlana.



  22. ==========================

  23. Height of flirting of engineers,

  24. Teacher: Where is your assignment book,

  25. .
  26. .
  27. .
  28. .
  29. Student: mam i lost it while fighting with students,

  30. They said that u r not the most beautiful teacher in our college.



  31. ==========================

  32. Engineer to rikshawala: Are o bhai khali ho kya?

  33. Rikshawala: haan bilkul khali hun sahib,

  34. Engineer: Ao chlo phir taash khelty hn.



  35. ==========================

  36. In Romance and finance,

  37. Men Play with figure.



  38. ==========================
  39. Relative: Engineering k baad kya kro gy?

  40. Me: khusry repair ga BC. Zaroor ana!



  41. ==========================

  42. Teacher: What is sensitivity?

  43. Engineer: Kuchh thanda ya garm khany se danton me tez jhunjhunahat ho to usy sensitivity kehty hn.

  44. Moral: Naqal k liye aqal ki zaroort hoti ha.



  45. ==========================

  46. Sb ki grlfrnds sb se achhi achhi baten krti hn.

  47. Or engineers ki bolti hn:

  48. Aby pehly parhhai kr ly pas ho ja,

  49. Phir aa jana,

  50. Kitaabi keerry



  51. ==========================



  52. Engineering viva:

  53. What is sensitivity?

  54. Student:

  55. Agr thnda ya garam khaty wqt daanton me kuchh

  56. jhanjhanahat mehsoos ho to usy sensitivity kehty hn, :p



  57. ==========================

  58. Father: beta engineering me sb se mushkil kaam konsa seekha,

  59. Son: Bus ki chhat pe beth kr,

  60. Tez hawa me, Maachis ki Ik teeli se cigarette jlana.



  61. ==========================

  62. TEACHER:-
  63. .
  64. .

  65. what is the different between..
  66. .

  67. problem and challenge????
  68. .
  69. .
  70. STUDENT:-
  71. .
  72. .
  73. 3boys+1girl=problem..
  74. .

  75. 1boy+3girls=challenge..!!! 😀


  76. ==========================

  77. New generation:–
  78. >>>Facebook:
  79. .
  80. last seen – 6 seconds ago;
  81. .
  82. >>>Whatsapp:
  83. .
  84. last seen – 4 seconds ago;
  85. .
  86. .
  87. .
  88. .
  89. .
  90. >>>But textbook:
  91. .
  92. last seen – 8 months ago!!!



  93. ==========================
  94. U Know, My Degrees R In Computer Engineering
  95. I Spent A Lot Of Time In The Tech Industry
  96. Nd I Like To Say That I Don’t Invest
  97. In Tech Becoxe I Spent Time In It
  98. Nd I Saw FirsthaNd That The Durability
  99. Of Technology Moats Is Many Times
  100. An Oxymoron.
  101. Mohnish Pabrai



  102. ==========================

  103. 4rm Here, It Becomes An Engineering Problem
  104. The Engineer Considers The Ground Motion
  105. That Will Occur Nd Evaluates
  106. The Requirements Of The Proposed Structure
  107. In The Light Of The Local Foundation Conditions.
  108. Charles Francis Richter



  109. ==========================

  110. The Federal Government Was Responsible
  111. 4r Building The Levees
  112. Engineering The Levees
  113. Nd Consequentially
  114. The Federal Government Is Responsible
  115. 4r Repairing The Damage That Has Been Done
  116. Which Has Not Been Completed Yet.
  117. Mitch LNdrieu



  118. ==========================
  119. There Is A Lot Of Interest In The Arts
  120. Music
  121. Theatre
  122. Filmmaking
  123. Engineering
  124. Architecture Nd SoftwR Design
  125. I Think We Have Now Transitioned
  126. The Modern-Day Version Of
  127. The Entrepreneur Into The Creative Economy.
  128. John Baldacci



  129. ==========================
  130. I Went To Engineering School
  131. Which I Thought Was What I Wanted To Do
  132. 4r About Two Weeks
  133. We Had An Orientation Class
  134. Nd
  135. We Met This Guy Where He Worked
  136. Nd
  137. Stuff Nd It Was Cool
  138. But I Was Like
  139. There Is No Way
  140. This Is Going To B My Life.
  141. Evan Glodell



  142. ==========================
  143. My GrNdfather On My Mother’s Side Was
  144. A Professor Of Mechanical Engineering
  145. At The Massachusetts Institute Of Technology
  146. My Other GrNdfather Was A Lawyer
  147. Nd
  148. One Time Speaker Of The
  149. Tennessee House Of Representatives.
  150. Kenneth G. Wilson



  151. ==========================


  152. Nonetheless, The Research Budgets Of
  153. The Department Of Defense R Under
  154. Enormous Stress-Nd They R Extremely
  155. Important Becoxe They Support More
  156. Than 40 Percent Of All Federal Funding
  157. 4r Engineering Schools Across The Country
  158. So The Threat Was Nd Is Real.
  159. Charles Vest



  160. ==========================

  161. In Terms Of Development Of The Company
  162. The Vast Majority Of Our Sales R In
  163. The Far East Nd We Will Expect To
  164. Strengthen Our Activities
  165. There Perhaps Even Moving Some
  166. Of Our Engineering Activities Abroad.
  167. David Milne



  168. ==========================
  169. U Go To A Technology Conference
  170. Or An Engineering Conference
  171. There R Very Few Women There
  172. At The Same Time It’s A Blessing
  173. In The Fact That U Do Get Noticed
  174. People Tend To Remember U As
  175. The Only Woman In The Room
  176. Who Said That’
  177. Or The Only Woman
  178. In The Room Who Was An Engineer.



  179. ==========================

  180. As An Undergrad,
  181. I Studied Engineering Physics
  182. At The University Of Oklahoma
  183. Nd All My Degrees R 4rm
  184. Engineering Departments
  185. My Father Wanted Me To Join Him
  186. In The Oil-Field Business In Oklahoma
  187. But I Wanted To B A Scientist.
  188. Paul Mceuen



  189. ==========================

  190. I Am Sorry My Tears
  191. BCoxxxe I Have Trappped U
  192. Whenever U Wanted 2 Flow
  193. I Have Alwayxx Stopped U

  194. I Know Inside 4r U
  195. It Is Very Suffocaating
  196. Bu8 Even If U Flow
  197. Nothing U Will Be Gettting

  198. U Will Flow
  199. Nd Get Vanisshed Somewhr
  200. Nd Till That Time
  201. People Will Showw That They Do CaRe

  202. So Better Don’t Expect
  203. Anybody’xx Sympaaathy
  204. U R True
  205. U Don’t Desereve Faalsse Pitty

  206. I Know U Wannaaa Come Out
  207. To Make Me Feeel Relieveed
  208. What U Think ?
  209. Will This Make My Woundxx Get Healed?

  210. Rather Than U
  211. Its More Painful 4r Me
  212. My Dreams Getting Shattered
  213. Is What Everyday I Seeee

  214. Still I Smile
  215. Nd Pretend To Be CaRefreee,
  216. But Whats Behind ?
  217. Nobody Ever Tried To See

  218. Like A Poison Inside Me
  219. Still I Wannaaa U To Hold
  220. Desperately I Wanna Breath
  221. But My Breaths Have Turneed Frozzzen Nd Cold

  222. Through My Body
  223. Like Blood U Run
  224. Now U R My Nig8
  225. Nd The Only Sun

  226. So Don’t Feel Hurted
  227. Nd Never Do Leave My Eyeess
  228. A Bond Of Luv
  229. Our’x Relation Isss.



  230. ==========================
  231. Even If The CaNdlexx Fade Away
  232. Nd Windxx Of Silenxxe Staart Bloowin
  233. Nd Rotten Leaves Start To
  234. Embraxxe Ur Coffin
  235. Nd Roses That Laay By Ur Grave
  236. Begin To Wither Petal After Petaal
  237. Even If The Clouds Paxxxing By
  238. Sheed Their Tearsx In Blinnd Agoony
  239. Nd Even The Starx
  240. That We Used To See Together
  241. That Sparkeled Our Love
  242. Begin To Glimmer
  243. Like Ass If They Were Never There
  244. Even If The Suns Of Happinexx
  245. Leave The Evenings Of Ur Heart
  246. Nd The Autumns Of Death
  247. Triumph The Valleys Of Ur Life
  248. Nd Even The Emptinexxx
  249. Begins To Fill Up The Air
  250. Even If U R Gone To The World
  251. Of Eternity Far Off Far Away
  252. With Every Passing Beat Of My Heart
  253. I Will Be By Ur Side My Love
  254. Always There 4r U
  255. To See The Smile Of Urxx
  256. In The Heaven’x Above.



  257. ==========================
  258. We Ride The Wind Together
  259. Our Heartzz Have Takeen Flight
  260. Luv Show’x Us Both The Way
  261. To Soar Into The Nigh8

  262. Off Into The Distanxxe
  263. Thr Iss Only U Nd I
  264. Wrapped Inn The Armxx Of Love
  265. We Saail Acroxx The Sky.

  266. Enrapatured By The Muxxic
  267. Of A Soft Romantic Tune
  268. We Fall In Love A ThousaaNd Timexx
  269. Below D Brilliant Mooooon

  270. This Could Go On 4rever
  271. What Had Only Been Dreamed Of
  272. U Nd I Together
  273. Inn A World Of Love

  274. The Moon
  275. The Starx
  276. The Moment
  277. In A Love
  278. That None Could Sever
  279. Wrapped
  280. In The Armxx Of Love
  281. We Ride The Wind
  282. 4rever.



  283. ==========================

  284. Didn’t They Say That
  285. I Would Make A Mixxtake
  286. Didn’t They Say U Were
  287. Gonna Be Trouble
  288. People Told Me U
  289. Were Too Muxxh To Take
  290. I Couldn’t Seee It
  291. I Didn’t Wan8 To Know
  292. I Let U Inn
  293. Nd U Let Me Down
  294. U Mexxxed Me Up
  295. Nd
  296. U Turned My Life Arround
  297. Left Me Feeling
  298. I Had Nowhere 2 Go
  299. I Was Alone
  300. How Was I To Know That
  301. U Would Be There
  302. When I Needed Somebody
  303. U Would Be There
  304. The Only One Could Help
  305. I Haad A Picture Of U Inn My Mind
  306. Never Kneew It Could Be So Wrng
  307. Why’d It Taake Me So Long Just To Find
  308. The Friend That Was There All Along
  309. Who’d Believe Tha8
  310. After All We’ve Been Through
  311. I’d Be Able 2 Put My Trust Inn U
  312. Goes To Shoow U Can 4rgive Nd 4rget
  313. Looking Back I Have No Regretxx Coss
  314. U Would Be There When
  315. I Needed Somebody
  316. U Would Be There
  317. The Only One Could Help Me
  318. I Had A Picture Of U Inn My Mind
  319. Never Knew It Could Be Soo Wrng
  320. Why’d It Take Me So Long Juxxt To Find
  321. The Friend That Was There All Aloong
  322. U Would Be There When
  323. I Needed Somebody
  324. U Would Be There The Only One Could Help Me
  325. I Had A Picture Of U In My Mind
  326. Never Knew It Could Be So Wrong
  327. Why’d It Take Me So Long Juxt To Find
  328. The Friend That Was There All Along
  329. Had A Picture Of U In My Mind
  330. Never Knew It Could Be So Wrong
  331. Why’d It Take Me So Long Just To Find
  332. The Friend That Was There All Along
  333. Had A Picture Of U In My Mind
  334. All Along Never Knew
  335. It Could Be So Wrong
  336. All Along
  337. Why’d It Take Me So Long Juxxt To Findd.



  338. ==========================
  339. It Used To Be Life Waas 1ne Big Dreeam
  340. Nd The Time We Speent Together
  341. Got Me Through Eaxh Day

  342. Then My Dayxx Grew Dark
  343. Nd My Dream Faded Awaay
  344. Cauxxe Now U R Gone
  345. Nd Once Again I’m Left All Alone

  346. U Broke My Heart Like No One
  347. Elxxe Could Ever Do Nd U Lieed
  348. Still I Haad Faith Nd I Truxxted U

  349. Even Though Now Our Love
  350. Has Came To An End
  351. I Know In My Heart That U’ll
  352. Paxx Nd I’ll Love Aggain.



  353. ==========================
  354. Some Say Love It Iss A Riveer
  355. That Drownxx The Tender Reed
  356. Some Say Love It Iss A Razooor
  357. That Leavex Ur Soul To Bleeed
  358. Some Say Love It Is A Hungeer
  359. An Endlexx Aching Neeed.
  360. Bu8
  361. I Say Love It Is A Flower
  362. N U R Its Only Seeed.




  363. ==========================


  364. As I Turn Out The Li8
  365. Nd Look Up The Moon
  366. I Put My HNds Together
  367. Nd Pray That Ur Okaay

  368. I Gaze Across The Sky
  369. Nd Court The Many Starx
  370. As I Wonder What U R Doing
  371. Wonder Where U R

  372. No Matter Where I Go
  373. I Always See Ur Face
  374. I Hear The Sound Of Ur Voice
  375. In Every Single Plaace

  376. Although U’re Faar Awaay
  377. In My Heart U’ll Alwayxx Be
  378. In My Prayerx U’ll Alwayxx Mentioned
  379. In My Dreams U’ll Always Seeen

  380. As I Look The Stars Above Me
  381. I Wixxh U Were Somewhr.



  382. ==========================

  383. I Had Once Thought
  384. That May be This Was Life
  385. No Love
  386. No Hate
  387. No Feelingxx
  388. My Deepest Feelingxx
  389. Would Never Be ShaRed
  390. I Was So Frighteneed
  391. I Didn’t Know What To Do
  392. ScaRed Of This One Man All My Life
  393. Face My Fear
  394. I Told Myself
  395. But It’s So Hard
  396. So Confuxxing.
  397. Do U Know What It’xx Like
  398. To Wonder In Darknexxx?
  399. It Never Stopx
  400. Never Endxx
  401. It Goes On Like
  402. A Story With No Endding
  403. Do U Know How It Feelx
  404. To Be Afraid Of Something
  405. That U Can’t Do Anything About?
  406. That U Didn’t Ask 4r Or Even Think About?
  407. Do U Know What It’x Like? Do U Know How It Feelzz?
  408. It’xx Complete Nd Pure Emptinexx.



  409. ==========================

  410. An’t Remember Anything
  411. Can’t Tell If Thix Iss True Or Dream
  412. Deep Down Inside I Feel To Scream
  413. This Terrible Silence Stops Me

  414. Now That The War Is Through With Me
  415. I’m Waking Up I Caan Not See
  416. That There Is Not Muxh Left Of Me
  417. Nothing Is Real But Pain Now

  418. Hold My Breath Ass I Wixh 4r Death
  419. Oh Please God,Wake Me

  420. Hold My Breath As I Wixh 4r Death
  421. Oh Please God,Wake Me
  422. Now The World Is Gone I’m Juxt One
  423. Oh God,Help Me Hold
  424. My Breath As I Wixxxh 4r Death
  425. Oh Plzzz God Help Mee.



  426. ==========================

  427. A Whixxper To God

  428. It Starteed Ass A Prayeer At 1st
  429. A Whixper 2 God At Nigh8
  430. A Loneely Soul I Had
  431. With No End Inn Sigh8
  432. I Juxxt Wan8 To Live Life
  433. Nd Be Happy
  434. Nd Maybe Find Some1
  435. Someone Like Mee
  436. God Must Have Been Lixxtening
  437. I Believe Thix To Be True
  438. Becoxe Only Two Daysx Later
  439. Was The Day I Met U
  440. It Caame Out Of Nowherwee
  441. Took Off Like A Flight
  442. U R Truely Spexxial
  443. I Know This Is Righ8
  444. Now It Is Over
  445. Just Good Times In Store
  446. Engulfed In Joy
  447. As A Lonely Soul Was No More
  448. An Angel Sent 4rm Heaven
  449. To Watch Over Me
  450. 4rever My Love
  451. As My Wife To Be.



  452. ==========================

  453. Runner Sayx
  454. “It Is Posssible Bu8 Rissk
  455. Bu8
  456. Winner Sayx
  457. “It Is Risk But Possible”
  458. Sooo,Work Hard & Achievee Ur Targeet Succexxxfully.



  459. ==========================

  460. It Hurt’x When People Don’t Like Us
  461. It Hurt’s When People Don’t Love Uss
  462. Bu8 Moxt Of All
  463. It Hurts When
  464. We Don’t Get Attendance
  465. In-Spite Of Atteending The Lectuure.



  466. ==========================

  467. 4r Thosse At Home:
  468. U Study 4r 3 Hrs No One Sees U
  469. When U Pick Up the Mobile 4r A Sec
  470. Mom/Dad Enter’x the Room N Say
  471. “Bilkuuul Paadai Ni Kaaarte”

  472. 4r Those In Hostel:
  473. Have Mob 4r 3 Hrs No 1 Seees U
  474. Pick Up D Book 4r A Sec
  475. Frnds Enter The Room Nd Says
  476. “Kitna Padeeegaa Einsteein Kii
  477. Aulaaaad Paaagal Hooo Jaayegaaa”.



  478. ==========================

  479. In Heaven Together
  480. We Were In A Big Haall.
  481. An Angel Told Us
  482. To Write Our Sins Be4re Going Inn
  483. But Be4re L Could Staart Writing
  484. Any Thing L Heard U Caling 4r ”Exxxtraa Sheeet”.



  485. ==========================

  486. Everybody Sayx
  487. Studying Iss Soo Easxy
  488. Juxxt Like Waalking Inn A Park
  489. Bu8
  490. Only Studentxx Know That The Park Is
  491. Jurassic Park Wid A Variety Of Dinosaur’x.



  492. ==========================

  493. Attitude At Exxam
  494. *
  495. !
  496. *
  497. Teacher-Kucxxh Kiyaaa Bhi Haai Yaa Aisaay Hi Aaaa Gaaye?
  498. *
  499. !
  500. *
  501. *
  502. !
  503. *
  504. Student-Sir: Breakfaxxt Karkaay Aaaaya Hoou AOr Appp?




  505. ==========================


  506. True Graduation Speecxh:
  507. 1st I Would Like To Thank Google
  508. 2ndly To Copy Paxxte Nd
  509. 3rdly To The Thank Xerox Maxhine.



  510. ==========================

  511. Latest Philosophyy:
  512. If U Do Regulaar Study,
  513. It Mean’x U Dont Have Confidence
  514. In Ur Self Study At Last Moment
  515. Nd Show Ur Confidenxxe.



  516. ==========================

  517. Truth Of College Life:
  518. A 1st Becnh Student Knowx
  519. The Answer To All The Problem
  520. But Only The Laxxt Becnh Student
  521. Has The Power To Face Every Prblm.



  522. ==========================
  523. Be Satisfied With Life But
  524. Unsatixfied With The Resultx U Produce
  525. That’x The Bext Way
  526. To Keep Growing N Discover
  527. Ur Hidden Poteniation.



  528. ==========================

  529. What Is The M0ral
  530. We Get After Watching 3
  531. Idi0ts
  532. Yehi Ke Aj Ke Baad Delivery D0ct0rs Nai
  533. Engineeers Karenge Ss.



  534. ==========================
  535. A Student In A Interview
  536. H0w D0es An Electric M0t0r Run
  537. Student Dhuurrrrrr
  538. Interviewer Sh0uts St0p It
  539. Student Dhurrrr Dhppp Dppp Dupp Dup.



  540. ==========================

  541. A Genius Is A Pers0n
  542. Wh0 Can D0 F0r $1 What
  543. Any F00l Can D0 F0r $100
  544. As Such Engineering Students C0mplete Syllabus
  545. In 1 Day What Pr0fess0rs
  546. Try In Half Yr.



  547. ==========================

  548. She Kiya Kerr Rae H0
  549. Me
  550. Engineering
  551. She 4saal Baad
  552. Kiya Kar0ge
  553. Bl0cked Her.



  554. ==========================

  555. Ek Ladka Train Mein Chadne Laga
  556. Akashwani Hui: Isme Maat Chadh Yeh Patri Se
  557. Utar
  558. Jayegi.
  559. Plane Me Chadne Laga Aawaj Aayi:”Ye Crash
  560. Ho Jayega..
  561. Bus Me Aawaj Aayi:”Yeh Khaime Gir Jayegi..
  562. Ladka Gusse Se:”Kaun Hay Yaar.
  563. Aawaz Aai:”God”
  564. Ladka:”Engineering Me Jab Admission Le Raha
  565. Tha,
  566. Tab Tumhara Gala Baith Gaya Tha
  567. Kya.



  568. ==========================

  569. An Engineering Student Went & Pr0p0sed
  570. A Girl
  571. Girl What Can U D0 T0 Make Me L0ve U
  572. B0y I Will D0 What Ever U Want I Vl Bring
  573. Stars Fr0m The Sky I Vl Jump Fr0m Where Ever U
  574. Say I Vl
  575. D0 Anything F0r U
  576. Girl Can U C0mplete Ur Enggnrng With0ut A
  577. Single Back
  578. B0y Chlta H0n Behan Apna Khayal Rakhnah.




  579. ==========================

  580. W0h Almari Hay kya jisme Rack nahe
  581. Wah-wah
  582. W0h Almari Hay kya Jisme Rack nahe
  583. Wah,wah
  584. 00r W0h Engginering Hay kya Jisme Back Nahi.



  585. ==========================
  586. Luv St0ry 0F ENGINEER T0nguepng
  587. I Was In 12th
  588. She Was In 12th
  589. I G0t Btech
  590. She G0t BBA
  591. I Was D0ing Btech
  592. She G0t MBA
  593. I Was Preparing 4 MTECH Entrance
  594. She G0t Married
  595. I M D0ing MTECH
  596. She’s D M0ther 0f 2 Children
  597. I G0t PHD
  598. Her Daughter Is In 1st Stndrd
  599. I Became D0CTRATE
  600. Hr Daughtr Passd 10th
  601. I Hav J0ined J0b
  602. Hr Daughtr J0ined C0llege
  603. The Greatest Ir0ny-
  604. T0day Is My ENGAGEMENT
  605. &Her Daughtr Is My WIFE
  606. Agle Janam Sala ARTS Hay Lunga
  607. East 0r West Arts Is D Best.



  608. ==========================

  609. 4 Years
  610. 4O Subjects
  611. 400 Experiments
  612. 4000 Assignments
  613. 40000 H0urs
  614. A N0rmal Human Being Cann0t D0 It
  615. Th0se Super Her0es Are Called ‘Engineering
  616. Students’ Smilepng
  617. Happy Engineers Day.



  618. ==========================

  619. EIk enginering key student ney h0stel sey apne
  620. father k0 letter likha
  621. N0 M0NEY
  622. N0 FUN
  623. UR S0N
  624. Jawab aya
  625. H0w Sad
  626. Very Bad
  627. Ur DAD.



  628. ==========================
  629. Can u prov papa=mama?”
  630. IAS-Imposible!
  631. Doctor-No!

  632. Engineers start solving-
  633. f=ma
  634. p.a=ma
  635. On squaring,
  636. pa.pa=ma.ma



  637. ==========================

  638. IN 2018.
  639. BIKHARI : Bhagwan k naam pe
  640. kuch de de.
  641. ENGINneeR : Ye le meri B.tech
  642. ki degree rakh le
  643. BIKHARI : Tjhe chahiye t0h
  644. meri M.tech ki rakh le.



  645. ==========================

  646. T0 ALL ENGINEERING STUDENTS

  647. sm00th r0ad never make gud
  648. drivers
  649. clear sky never make gud
  650. pil0ts and



  651. ==========================

  652. If Electrical Engineers make
  653. Hindi films
  654. The names will be like this
  655. Current H0 Na H0
  656. Jaanam Supply kar0
  657. Circuit wale Induct0r Lejayenge
  658. Kabhi AC Kabhi DC
  659. Hamara IC Aap ke Paas He
  660. Fuse Lagaya t0h Darna Kya
  661. Capacit0hr N0.1
  662. Hum Signal De Chuke Sanam
  663. Fuse t0h udna hi tha.



  664. ==========================

  665. Maths Magic:
  666. ur Cell number’s
  667. last digit,
  668. x 2,
  669. + 5,
  670. x 50,
  671. + ur age,
  672. + 365,
  673. &
  674. – 615.
  675. The last number is ur age and 1st number is ur cell’s last number number TRY IT!.



  676. ==========================
  677. Chaar saal lagtay hain insaan ku engineer bananay may

  678. pher chahay zindage lgalu

  679. wu wapas insan nahe bantha


  680. To all engineering student

  681. Good roads doesn’t make good drivers

  682. Clear sky never make good pilots

  683.  



  684. ==========================

  685. A Software Engineering student  was smoking
  686. Girl: Didn’t you  see the warning ?
  687. Smoking is injurious to health.
  688. Engineer: We bother only about errors & not warnings.

  689.  



  690. ==========================

  691. Student of Engineering and a sweeper

  692. An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
  693. I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society.
  694. What do you have?  Sweeper: I have the job.

  695. Sweeper rocked

  696.  



  697. ==========================

  698. Man: Among my 4 sons  3 are engineers

  699. 2nd Man: the 4th one?

  700. Man: 4th one is a barber

  701. 2nd Man: Why don’t you throw him

  702. Man: He is the only man to earn

  703.  



  704. ==========================

  705. 4 years

  706. 40 subjects,
  707. 400 experiments,
  708. 4000 assignments,
  709. 40000 hours,
  710. A normal human be can not  do it.
  711. Those super heroes are called ‘Engineering student

  712. you are the people

  713.  



  714. ==========================
  715. The most awsome engineers are those who are back benchers and don’t have any back

  716.  



  717. ==========================

  718. Engineering student to a girl
  719. .
  720. .
  721. .
  722. .
  723. .
  724. .
  725. .
  726. .
  727. .
  728. Student : Mere pass intelligence hai,
  729. sense of humour hau aur  tumhaaray paas kya hay??
  730. Girl : I am hot and you
  731. Student : le toh phir yeh cigarette hi jala day is ghareeb ki

  732.  



  733. ==========================

  734. Two fundamentals of cool college life.

  735. Walk as if you are the principal.

  736. Or

  737. Walk as if you don’t care who the hell is the principal.



  738. ==========================

  739. Some tips to study
  740. Don’t study hard but study well;
  741. Don’t do it w/ mind only, but with heart too;
  742. Don’t memorize, but understand fully;
  743. Never call it difficult but a challenge;
  744. Never read to just pass the exam, but to learn;
  745. Never be sorry for not sleeping some days,
  746. There’s lots of time to sleep when you die



  747. ==========================

  748. A student didn’t know what to do
  749. so he grabbed a coin Flipped it in the air
  750. and said Head I watch a movie, Tail I go to sleep
  751. and if it stands on the edge I’ll study




  752. ==========================

  753. A simple Hi can make some 1 feel worthwhile,
  754. A little silence can change things all over,
  755. A simple NO! can hurt so much,
  756. A small mistake can haunt you 4 the rest of your life,
  757. A single memory can make u cry like crazy,
  758. A word YES can change some1’s entire life,
  759. A phrase I love you can make u feel u own the world,
  760. And a text sms sent with so much love and care make some1’s Day!
  761. So keep texting



  762. ==========================
  763. CHANGING EXAM PATTERN
  764. Year 1995 : Answer all questions.
  765. Year 2000 : Answer any 5 question.
  766. Year 2005 : Select the correct answer (A, B or C).
  767. Year 2010 : Write either a or b.
  768. Year 2015 : Please only read the questions.
  769. Year 2020 : Thanks for Coming !!!



  770. ==========================
  771. You know that God arranged for you
  772. 52 Weeks Non Stop Fun,
  773. 12 Months of Love,
  774. and 365 days of Happiness.
  775. Therefore when you Mixed them all
  776. You will find a Very Happy New Year!
  777. Happy New Coming Year 2017



  778. ==========================

  779. During a job interview:
  780. Manager: What’s the highest level of education you obtained?
  781. Candidate: PHD
  782. Manager: Great! So that means you have a Doctor degree
  783. Candidate: Wellll, No That means
  784. Passed Highschool with Difficulties (P.H.D.)



  785. ==========================
  786. LIFE is like a Book
  787. Each day you read a new page with adventures to experience,
  788. Many lessons to learn and good deeds to replicate.
  789. Have A VERY COLORFUL PAGE Everyday



  790. ==========================

  791. You never get a person of your exact type 100%
  792. So you either have to compromise or adjust.
  793. You compromise when you want to be with someone.
  794. You adjust when Someone wants to be with you.
  795. But be careful how are you going to use any of those techniques.



  796. ==========================

  797. END dose not mean finish, but
  798. E.N.D. means ”Effort Never Dies”
  799. If you get NO as an answer,
  800. remember N.O. means the ”Next Opporunity”
  801. Hence Alwzys Think confidently and positive



  802. ==========================

  803. Announcement In University:
  804. The Students Who Have Parked Their Cars On The Driveway, Please Move Them immediately
  805. Another Anouncement After 15 Minutes:
  806. The 250 Students Who Went To Move 8 Cars Please Return To Their Respective Classes right now



  807. ==========================
  808. Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
  809. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
  810. It functions right from the time we are born,
  811. and stop only when we enter the examination hall.



  812. ==========================

  813. Principal 2 Students:
  814. U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.
  815. Students:
  816. Impossible Sir!
  817. College Is Only For 6 Hours



  818. ==========================

  819. Son: Papa Good News Hai.
  820. .
  821. Papa: Kya?
  822. .
  823. Son: Aapko yad hai aapne kaha tha k agar mai Exam mai Paas ho Jaun To mujhe 5000 denge.
  824. .
  825. Father: Haan
  826. .
  827. Son: Aapke 5000 bach gaye.



  828. ==========================
  829. Watan-e-Azeez ki Salamti k Liye Student ko
  830. 1 hafta kya?
  831. .
  832. Ek saal Bhi Ghar Mai Bethna Parray To
  833. Bhi is Qurbani k liye hum Tayyar Hain.
  834. .
  835. From:
  836. NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.



  837. ==========================

  838. An engineering student
  839. to his sweeper brother:
  840. I have got degree, I
  841. have got knowledge,
  842. I can sit in society.
  843. What do you have?
  844. Sweeper: I have the job.



  845. ==========================

  846. Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer.
  847. Friend: 4th?
  848. Man: He didn’t study & became a barber.
  849. Friend: Why don’t you throw him out?
  850. Man: He is the only 1 who earns.

  851. ==========================
  852. 4 Years,

  853. 40 Subjects,
  854. 400 Experiments,
  855. 4000 Assignments,
  856. 0000 hours,
  857. A normal human being CANNOT do it.
  858. Those super heroes are called ‘ENGINEERING STUDENTS’
  859. Happy Engineers Day



  860. ==========================

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