Exam SMS New Best

  • Examiner: y r u under tension?

  • Forgot ur admit card or calculator?

  • Me: no sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrows exam’s cheating material.



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  • A good teacher tells to study hard,

  • But:

  • A best teacher is who stands outside the examination hall n shouts out,

  • Oye checking waly aa gye,

  • Apni apni prchi chhupa lo.



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  • Boys getting out of examination hall,

  • 1: oye kis subject ka paper tha?

  • 2: math ka tha yar.

  • 1: oh tuny question paper read kia?

  • 2: oh ni, sath wali lrrki k pas calculator tha.



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  • Teacher: Jisy kuchh sunai ni deta usy hum kya kehty hn,

  • Student: Jo mrzi kahyn mam usy konsa sunai deta ha.



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  • I know that u worked hard,

  • May u get the reward,

  • Best of luck.



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  • Luck is yours,

  • Greetings are mine,

  • May u get success,

  • And always shine.



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  • Exam and Girlfriends,

  • Too much questions

  • Difficult to understand,

  • More explanation is needed,

  • Result is always Fail.



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  • Keep Calm

  • And

  • Pass Exam.



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  • During exams,

  • People look up for inspiration,

  • Down for devastation,

  • And left right for information.



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  • If u cry seeing ur exam paper,

  • Dats ur insult,

  • But if teacher cries seeing your answer paper,



  • New exam pattrn
  • 1. General studnts : Answer ALL the questions
  • 2. OBC : Write ANY qustion.
  • 3. SC : Read ONLY the questions.
  • 4. ST : Thanks 4 coming 2 exam.



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  • Kash koe exam result ka insurance kara dta,
  • Toh her exam ka pehlsy premium bhrwa detsy,
  • Pass hotsy toh theek hy,
  • Varna insurance claim kerva letay.



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  • 2day’s Studnts Thinkng
  • Thousands Of the Yestrdays are Gone
  • Millions Of the Tomorrows Will Come
  • But Still A Hope Iz Alive
  • Kal Say Pakka Parhengay



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  • Harbhajan strts raising hiz bat on 33 runs.
  • Dravid: What happend, it is not 50 or 100!
  • Harbhajan: Ys, but d students undrstnd d importance of scoring the 33.



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  • 2 accomplish great thngs,
  • We mst not only act,
  • But also dream,
  • Not only plan but also blieve,
  • Bst wishs 4 exam.



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  • Class Rooms are Like a Train
  • first to Benchs are Exe Coaches
  • Reservd for VIP
  • Mid to Gen Compartment
  • and Last to are Sleeper Class.



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  • Rain of summr, snow of the winter,
  • grace of autumn, glory of the sprng,
  • May beauty of evry seazon
  • give your heart a beautiful reazon to smile.
  • May God suceed you in evry exams of your life.
  • Good luck and all d bst



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  • 2 accomplish the great things,
  • We mst not only act,
  • But also dream,
  • Not only plan but also blieve,
  • Bst wishez 4 ur exam.



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  • Boy: Ro Kiyon Rahay Ho..?
  • Girl: Exam Mein Meray Kam Marks Aaye Hyn.
  • Boy: Kitnay Aaye Hyn..
  • Girl: Srf 88%
  • Boy: Khuda Ka Khoff Ker.. Itnay Mein
  • Tau 2 Ladkay Paas Ho Jaatay Hyn.!!




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  • Ager question paper tuff lagay
  • yaa smajh mein na aaye tau aik gehri saans lo or zor say chillaao
  • kamino fail he karna hi tau exam kiyon letay ho.!????



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  • Jb papr ho out of the cntrol. Answr sheet ko karkay fold. Answr sheet ko karkay kay fold, aeroplane bana kay bol
  • I WILL…..FAIL……! Studnt kaya janay result ka kaya hoga??



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  • Jorr ka jhatka haye.. joro say laga,
  • Pdhai ban gaye umarkaid ke saja..
  • Ye hai udasi jaan ke payasi,
  • EXAM Say ACHCHA TUM DE do phanASI..!!?!!
  • Copy milay na chupao aesi jagah.



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  • First Grl: mom and dad nay kaha hai kay is Baar Inter may Fail hue tau Shadi ker dain ge
  • Frnd:tau tum nay ktni Tayari ki????
  • Girl:Bas Valimy ka drss lena baki hai 😀



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  • yaahooo:-)First year second year fourth year walon kay liaye khush khabri
  • Ap kay papers election ki waja se JULY mein hon gay
  • Paki khabar hy Confirm kernay kay liaye visit karein
  • www.teray pio da board a.com
  • :-P:-*B-):-Dy



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  • During the normal dayz I feel like I am Rancho of three idiots
  • But
  • During the Exams I feel like I am a Ishaan Avasthi of the Taare Zameen Par



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  • Tomorrow is my exam
  • But I do not care
  • Bcoz a single sheet of the paper
  • cannot decide my future.



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  • Wats the height of the hope??
  • It is: sittin in the exam hall,
  • holdin the question paper in hand
  • and tellin your self
  • “dude,dnt worry.
  • Exams will get postponed!”



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  • It takes fifteen trees 2
  • produce the amount
  • of the paper that we
  • use 2 write 1 exam.

  • join us in the promoting the noble
  • cause of saving the trees.
  • SAY NO 2 EXAMS.



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  • – Too many questions
  • – Difficult 2 understand
  • – More explanations are needed
  • – Result is alwayz fail



  • Congratulations!
  • Good news 4 te Karachi University students
  • Exams of University have been postponed upto june
  • 2 confirm goto site
  • stop dreaming and start studying.com



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  • Examiner:why are you under tension?
  • Did you forget admit cards,ID,or calculator?

  • student:No Sir!!!!
  • By mistake i have brought tomorrow
  • exam’s pharray (Cheating material) 2day:-)



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  • Wats the height of the hope??
  • It is: sitting in the exam hall,
  • hold in the question paper in hand
  • and telling your self
  • “dude,don’t worry.
  • Exams will get postponed!”

  • C

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  • It takes fifteen trees 2
  • produce the amount
  • of paper that we
  • use 2 write 1 exam.

  • join us in promoting the noble
  • cause of saving trees.
  • SAY NO TO EXAMS…….



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  • Question by a student !!
  • If a single teacher cannot
  • teach us all the subjects,
  • Then…
  • How could u expect a single student
  • 2 learn all the subjects ???????????????



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  • The most unfulfilled desire
  • Of all the  science students is
  • A bomb should have the
  • Fallen instead of
  • An apple on the newton!



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  • Side effect of the excess study :p
  • A Guy Went 2 A Restaurant,
  • He Wanted 2 See The Menu
  • But He Forgot What It Is Called;

  • He Asked Waiter,
  • “Syllabus Lana Zara”:-P



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  • What is the true meaning of the ‘Study’??
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • S. Sleeping
  • T. Talking
  • U. Unlimited sms
  • D. Dreaming
  • Y. Yaani mast life

  • SO carry on study..!! Please………….



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  • If Class Is Not the Place To Sleep..
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  • ..
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  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • Then Home Is Not the Place To Study.

  • A Student Service Message…!



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  • Lovely days in the life :
  • Childhood days,
  • School days
  • and
  • collage days,

  • Horrible days in the life :
  • “only the days of exam”



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  • Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

  • 1 Tooooo Many Questions.
  • 2 Difficult to Understand it.
  • 3 More Explanation is Needed.
  • 4 Result is always the FAIL!



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  • koi cheez be-wafai say barh kar kia hogi,
  • Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kya hogi,

  • Kisi ko deni ho jawani mein saza,
  • tau wo saza PARHAI say barh kar kya hogi:-)



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  • To be A “Gud ProfesionaL” aLways Start to the study Late for “Exams”
  • Because,
  • it the Teaches how to Manage “Time” and
  • Tackle “Emergencies”!
  • Think Different………….



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  • Kehdo un parhnay walon say,
  • Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
  • Jitna syllabus parh kr wo top kartay hain,
  • Utna tau hum choice par chor yia kertay thay,…



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  • Innocent Line written On A T-shirt of A Student..
  • >
  • >
  • ‘Student are not Cheaters
  • we just really enjoy having d Same answers..’ 😉 B-)



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  • Air and students have the same mentality
  • How???
  • ?
  • ?
  • ?
  • ?
  • Both are turning the book’s pages without read it…………



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  • The Shortest Relationship is
  • Ever Is Between
  • Students and the  Books . . .
  • They Commit one Day
  • Before the Exam
  • and
  • After Exam Break Up ! ! ! ! !



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  • AN ANALOGY FOR ALL THE LECTURERS OF THE COLLEGE:

  • They teach us 2 make “PLAIN RICE” in class

  • and
  • expect from us to cook “BIRYANI” in exams…!! 😉 😀 😛



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  • 2 accomplish great things,
  • We must not to only act,
  • But also dream,
  • Not only plan but also believe,
  • in Best wishes for your exam.


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  • “The probability of a topic
  • coming in the  exam increases exponentially,
  • if 1 decides w leave the topic completely…




  • SILENCE
  • Is the best Answer
  • for all questions

  • SMILE
  • Is the best Reaction
  • in all situations

  • Unfortunately

  • BOTH Never Help In
  • any type of EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)



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  • Congratulations!!!!!
  • Good news for the Karachi University students
  • Exams of University have been postponed up to june
  • 2 confirm go to the site
  • www.stop dreaming & start studying.com….:D



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  • Human brain is one of the most
  • outstanding object in world.
  • It functions 24 hours a day,
  • 365 days a year.
  • It functions right from the time we R born,
  • & stop only when we enter the examination hall.



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  • For Exams:

  • Eik to jhella nahiN jata..
  • .
  • .

  • Dusra aa gaya tuo kiya halat hogi..!!! 😛 :(



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  • Din meY chain nahi…
  • .
  • raat ko neend nahiN..
  • .

  • G nahi lagta hai kahin..
  • .

  • kya yeH pyaar hai?????
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  • “Nahi beta sabhi exams..
  • .
  • walo ka yehi haal hEY”

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  • .
  • STOP Over acting YAR!!



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  • Air & students have the same mentality..
  • ask How???

  • Dont you know how ???

  • Both keep turning book’s pages without reading!! 😛 😀 lolxxx



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  • Height Of Confidence

  • Once Many Professors Were Called
  • Nd
  • Asked To Sit In An Airplane
  • After They Sat
  • They Were In4rmed That
  • The Plane Is Made By Their Studentz
  • All Of Them Ran
  • Nd
  • Got Ou8 Of Plane Exdcept One
  • People Asked Him The Reason
  • He Said,”If It’s Made By My
  • Students It Will Not Even Start.”



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  • Air Nd Students Have The Same Mentality
  • Dont U Know How ?

  • Both Keep Turning Book’z Pages Without Reading.



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  • The Most “Hungry + Sad” Moment
  • *
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  • *
  • !
  • *
  • !
  • *
  • !
  • When U’re Sitting In The Examination Hall
  • Feeling Hungry
  • &
  • Then The Invigilator Is Served
  • Hot “Tea With Samossaas”



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  • The Funniest Situation In Student Life
  • When We Have No Idea What To Write
  • In The Exam Paper N The Supervisor Comes
  • Nd
  • Says “Please Cover Ur Answer Sheet”.




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  • According To Newton’s 4th Law 4r Exams-
  • Evry Book Will Continue To B At Rest
  • Or Covered With Dust
  • Until Some
  • External Or Internal Exam Moves It.



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  • A Student Grabbed A Coin
  • Flipped It In The Air & Said
  • Head, I Go To Sleep
  • Tail, I Watch A Movie
  • If It StaNds On The Edge I’ll Study.



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  • Exams R There
  • At The Paper U StaRe
  • The Answer Is Nowhr
  • Which Makez U Pull Ur Hair
  • The Teachers Make U GlaRe
  • The Grades R Not Fair
  • But Just Like The Past 20 Yrs
  • We Dont CaRe.



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  • 80% Of The Final Exam Will B Based On
  • *
  • !
  • *
  • !
  • *
  • !
  • *
  • !
  • *
  • !
  • *

  • The One Lecture U Missed
  • Nd
  • The One Topic U Didn’t Read.



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  • All I Want U Is To B Courageous
  • B Calm Nd
  • B Self Equipped With Facts Nd Figures
  • To Conquer This Exams Battle
  • I Wish U Is Best Of Luck In Ur Exams.



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  • There R 2 Type Of Studies:

  • 1 -: Hard Subjects Which Cannot B Studied
  • 2 -: Easy Subject That Doesn’t Need To B Studied.



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  • Two Dayz B4 The Xam:
  • We Refer To Foreign Authors

  • 1 Day Bfore The Xam:
  • Local Authors 0n THE Day 0f Xam
  • We R THE Authors
  • Hahehehehhehahaha.



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  • Xamz Ka Saya Hai
  • Xam Ke Dinoo Me Sukh Kisney Payaa Hai
  • Duniya Waley Kehtey Hain Achey Number Laoo
  • Par Inhe Kaoon Samjhaye Ye To Mohhh Maya Hai.
  • Still, All The Best



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  • Ana8omy 0f Xamz
  • Xamz-Kalyoog
  • Examiner-Bhuut
  • Question Paper-Pahaili
  • Ans Paper-Koora Kaghazz
  • Marks-Asambhavvv
  • Chea8ing-Aksarrrr
  • Result-Sadmaaaaa
  • Phr Bhi-All The Best



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  • It Takes
  • 4 Months 4 A Writer
  • 3 Months 4 A Doctor
  • 1 Month 4 A Lawyer Nd
  • Only 1 Night Before
  • Xam 4r A Student
  • To Read A 1000s




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  • Two Reasons To Give Xam
  • 1.U Can Spend Three Hrs
  • In Self Medita8ion
  • 2.U Can See Ur Teachers
  • Being Bored Who Usually
  • Bore U



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  • May Ur Xamz B Like THE Pieces 0f Chocola8e Cake
  • Very Easy Nd Sa8isfying N Tasting Morvelous
  • Alot 0f Love 4r A Nice Person Nd Wish U Better Luck.



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  • In Xamz
  • Students Ka Naara
  • Ye Baaze Haqq Ki Baaze Hai
  • Ye Baaze Tum Hi Haaroo Gay
  • Har Jaib Sey Purza Niklegaa
  • Tum Kitney Purzay Pharo Gay.



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  • A Last Ball Six
  • A Last Ball Out
  • A Last Min Goall
  • A Last Min Move Often Wins A Game
  • Tha8s Y
  • “We”
  • R Still Confidential Tha8
  • A Last Night Study Can Win An Xam.



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  • Ocean Leval Syllabus
  • Mountains Leval Teaching
  • Buckets Leval We Study
  • Mug,S Leval We Answr
  • Marks Comes In Drops.



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  • Lover Ney Kahaa Xam Me “7th Ans Btaoo
  • Lover Ne Kahaa Xam Me”7th Ans Btaoo
  • Mainay Kahaa
  • Melody Khaooo Ur Khud Jaan Jaooo.



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  • Xam’s Song By Munna Bhai:
  • “Chanda Mama So Gaye
  • Student Sarey Jagey
  • Dekhoo Pakroo Yaroon
  • Gharri Ke Kaantay Bhaagey
  • Aik Pariksha Kha8am,To Dujee
  • Shuroo Ho Gayee Maaamu.



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  • Uski Nazr Meri Tarf Thi
  • Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi
  • Vo Mujh Se Kuch Kehnaa Cha8i Thi
  • Main Us Se Kuch Puchnaa Cha8a Thi
  • Dono Isee Uljhan Me Bethey Rahey
  • Or Xam Over Ho Gayaaa.



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  • Time Management Nd Emergencies Tackling
  • To B A “Gud Profesional Person
  • ” Always Start To Study La8e 4r “Xamz”
  • Coz,It Teaches How 2 Manage “Time” N
  • Tackle “Emergencies
  • Think Different.



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  • Kehdoo Un Parhney Waloon Sey
  • Kabhi Hum Bhe Parhaa Kertay Thay
  • Jitna Syllabus Parh Ke Wo Top Kartay Hain
  • Utna To Hum Choice Par Chor Dia Kartay Thay.



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  • Students R Not Chea8ers:
  • Innocent Line Written 0n School Bag 0f A Student
  • Students R Not Chea8ers
  • V Jst Enjoy Having The Same Answers.



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  • THE Shortest Rela8ionship
  • Evr Iz Between
  • Students N Books
  • Thy Commit 1 Day
  • Before Xamz
  • Nd After Xamz Break Up.



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  • Analogy 4r All College Lecturers
  • AN ANALOGY 4 ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:
  • Thy Teach Us 2 Make “PLAIN RICE” In Class
  • N Expect 4rom Us To Cook “Pao Bhaji” In Xamz.



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  • Probability 0f A Topic
  • “THE Probability 0f A Topic
  • Cuming In Xam Increases Exponentially
  • If 1 Decides To Leave The Topic Totaly.



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  • Gud Teacher According To Students Iz 1 Who:
  • *Should B Absent A8 Least Three Times A Week
  • *Should Come In Class 15 mins La8e N Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
  • *Should Not Give Any Homework Nd Assignments
  • *Should Not Ask Fazool Questions To Students
  • *Should Not Disturb THE Students By Teaching While They R Talking.



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  • E.T.C Means:
  • Y V Sometimes Write “Etc” In Xaminations?
  • Cause It Means
  • *
  • *
  • *
  • *
  • E-End 0f
  • T-Thnking
  • C-Capacty
  • But Teachers Won’t Understand Our Feelings.



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  • To Accomplish Gre8 Things
  • V Must Not Only Act
  • But Also Dreams
  • Not Only Plan But Also Believes
  • Best Wishes 4r Ur Xam.



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  • A Student Service Msg

  • If Class Iz Not A Place 2 Sleep
  • *
  • *
  • *
  • Then Home Iz Not A Place 2 Study.



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  • Haye Ye Xamz
  • Haye Ye Xamz Dara8ay Kiyun Hain
  • Merri Neend Uraa8ay Kiyun Hain
  • Phurzaay Bananay K Liye Dost Chaye Hain
  • Kiyun K Kall Se Xamz Shoro Honay Walay Hain.



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  • Lovely Nd Horrible Days In My Life
  • Lovely Days In My Life
  • Childhood Days
  • Schol Days
  • Nd Colledge Days
  • Horrible Days In My Life
  • “Only Xamination Days”.



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  • Koi Cheez Be Wafaai Se Barh Kar Kia Hoge
  • Gham-E-Tanhai Judai Se Barh Kar Kia Hoge
  • Kisi Ko Deni Ho Jawaani Me Saza
  • To Wo Saza Parhaai Se Barh Kar Kia Hoge.



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  • Xamz R Like Girl Friends
  • 2 Many Questions
  • difficult 2 Understand
  • More Explana8ion
  • Nd
  • Cautions Iz Needed
  • Result Iz Always Fail.



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  • SAY NO TO XAMZ
  • It Takes 50 Trees 2
  • Produce THE Amount
  • 0f Paper Tha8 We
  • Use To Write 1 Xam
  • Join Us In Promoting The Noble
  • Cause 0f Saving Trees
  • SAY NO TO XAMZ.



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  • Rain 0f Summer
  • Snow 0f Winter
  • Rain 0f Sumer Snow 0f Winter
  • Grace 0f Autum Glory 0f Spring
  • May Beauty 0f Every Season
  • Give Yours Life
  • A Beautiful Reason 2 Smile
  • May God Suceed U
  • In Every Xamz 0f Ur Life
  • All The Best.



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  • Most Unfulfilled Dream
  • THE Most Unfulfilled Dream
  • 0f All Science Students Iz
  • A Bomb Should Have
  • Fallen Insted 0f
  • An Aple 0n Newton.



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  • When I Failed In 2 Subjects
  • I Cried Whn I Failed
  • In Two Subjects 0f Xamz
  • *
  • *
  • Bt
  • *
  • *
  • I Get Happy When I Came To
  • Know My Friend Failed In Five
  • Subjects 0f Xamz



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  • Side Efects 0f Sucess Study
  • A Student Went To KFC
  • He Wanted To See The Menu
  • But He Forgot There Wha8 It Iz Called
  • He Asked To Waiter
  • “Syllabus Lana Zara”.



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  • Real Meaning 0f Study
  • Wha8 Iz The Real Meaning 0f ‘Study’??
  • *
  • *
  • *
  • S. Sleeping
  • T. Talking
  • U. Unlimited Messages
  • D. Dreaming
  • Y. Yani Mast N Fit Life
  • SO Carry 0n Study Wid Proud.



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  • My Nights R Going Sleepless
  • My Days R Going Useless
  • So I Asked GOD
  • Iz Thiz Love?
  • GOD Reply Back
  • No Beta, Result Iz Near.



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  • 10 Marks In An Xam
  • Question: How To Kill An Ant?
  • Asked In An Xam 4r 10 Marks
  • Student:
  • Mix Pepper Powder Wid Sugar
  • Nd
  • Keep It Outside The Ant’s Home
  • After Ea8ing
  • Ant Will Search 4 Some Water Near
  • A Water Tank Throw Ant In To It
  • Now Ant Will Go To Dry Itself Near Fire
  • When It Reaches To Fire
  • Put A Bomb Into THE Fire
  • Thn Admit Wounded Ant In Icu
  • Nd Then Remove Oxygen Mask
  • 4rom It’s Mouth Nd Kill The Ant

  • Moral:
  • Don’t Play Wid Students
  • They Can Do Any Thing 4r 10 Marks.



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  • Y Students Gets Fails
  • Sundays-52 In A Yr
  • Days Remain 313
  • Summer Holidays 50
  • Days Remain 263
  • 8 Hrs Daily Sleep-130 Days Gone
  • Days Remain 141
  • 1 Hr Daily Playing Means 15 Days
  • Days Remain 126
  • 2 Hrs Daily 4r Ea8ing Means 30 Days
  • Days Remains 96
  • 1 Hr Talking Means 15 Days
  • Days Remains 81
  • Xamz Days 35 Days
  • Days Remains 46
  • Eid Nd Gov Holidays 20
  • Days Remains 26 Movies
  • TV A8 Least 25 Days
  • Days Remains 1
  • Tha8 1 Nd Only Day Iz Ur BIRTHDAY
  • Hurr Bnda Salgiraa Walay Din B Parhy?.



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  • Some 1 Asked Abt My Past
  • I Answerd –
  • SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4
  • HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8
  • XAM:
  • Jack Has 4 Oranges
  • His Train Iz 9 Minutes Early
  • Calcula8e The Suns Mass.



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  • Silent Message 4r All Students

  • A Thermometer Iz N0t THE 0nly Thing
  • Tha8 Gets A “DEGREE” Widout Having A “Mind”
  • A Silent Mesage 4r All Studnts.



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  • 2morrow Iz My Paper
  • But I Don’t Care
  • Cause A Only Sheet 0f Paper
  • Can’t Deside My Future.



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  • Question By A Student
  • If A Only Teacher Can’t
  • Teach Us All The Subjects
  • Then
  • How Could U Expect A Only Student
  • 2 Learn All Subjects?



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  • Cricket Iz Getting Excited Day By Day
  • Wth THE Introduction 0f IPL Nd T20
  • Same Rules Should B Applied In Examzz
  • (1) Xamz Time Should B Reduced To 1 Hr
  • (2) Power Play – No Invigila8or
  • In Xamination Hall 4r 1st 30 Minutes
  • (3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After
  • Evry Right Answer Written 0n Paper
  • (4) Stra8egic Time-Out – Time 4r
  • Students 4r Discussion Wid Each Othr
  • (5) Super Over – Chance 4 Students
  • To Form Ther Own Questions.



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  • Wha8z THE Height 0f Hope??
  • It Iz: Sitting In THE Xamz Hall
  • Holding THE Question Papers In Hand
  • N Telling Ur Self
  • Buddy,Dont Worry
  • Xamz Wil Get Postponed.



  • =============================

  • Xamz R Thr
  • A8 The Paper U Stare
  • THE Answer Iz Nowhere
  • Whch Makes U Pull Ur Hair
  • THE Teachers Make U Glare
  • THE Grades R Not Fair
  • But Just Like The Past 15 Years
  • WE DONT CARE.



  • =============================

  • A Student Grabbed A Coin
  • Flipped It In THE Air N Said
  • If “Head, I Go 2 Sleep
  • If Tail, I Wa8ch A Movie
  • If It Stands 0n The Edge I’will Study.



  • =============================

  • Newton’s 4ourth Law
  • According To Newton’z 4ourth Law 4r Xaminations
  • Evry Book Ll Continue To B A8 Rest
  • R Covred Wid Dust
  • Until Some
  • Xternal Or Internal Xam Moves It.



  • =============================



  • Cover Ur Answer Sheet
  • THE Funniest Situa8ion In Student Life
  • When V Have No Idea Wha8 To Write
  • In THE Question Paper Nd The Supervisr Comes
  • Nd Says, “Plzz Cover Ur Answer Sheet.



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  • THE Most “Hungry Nd Sad” Moment
  • THE Most “Hungry Nd Sad Moment
  • *
  • *
  • When U’r Sitting In The Xamination Hall
  • Feeling Hungry
  • Nd Thn THE Invigila8or Iz Served
  • Hot “Coffee Wid Pakoraas”.



  • =============================

  • Turning Pages Without Reading
  • Air N Students Have THE Same Mentality
  • Dont U Know How ?
  • Both Keep Turning Book’s Pages
  • Without Reading Them.



  • =============================

  • Height 0f Confidence
  • Once Many Professors Were Called
  • Nd Asked To Journey In An Airplan
  • After They Sit 0n Thier Sea8s
  • They Were Informed Tha8 THE Plane
  • Iz Made By Their Students
  • All 0f Them Run Nd Get Out 0f Plane Except 1
  • People Asked 4 The Reason
  • He Says,”If It’s Made By My Students
  • It Will Not Even Start.



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  • Question:
  • Y Most 0f The Engineering Students
  • Can’t Passed All Subjects In 1st A8temption?
  • *?
  • *?
  • Answr:
  • Smooth Roads Never Make Gud Drivers
  • Clear Sky Never Makes Gud Pilots
  • Nd
  • Passing All Subjects In The 1st A8temption
  • Never Makes Gud Engineers.



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  • A GENIUS
  • Iz A Person
  • Who Can Do 4r
  • 1 Dollar Wha8 Any Fool Can
  • Do 4r Hundred Dollars
  • As Such We Complete
  • Syllabus in 1 Day
  • Tha8 Lecturers
  • Try In 1 Semester.



  • =============================

  • 2morrow Xam’s Chea8 2day!
  • Examiner:Y R U So In Tens?
  • Did U Forgot Admit Card,ID,Or Calcula8or?
  • Studnt:No Teacher
  • By Mistake I Have Brought 2morrow
  • Xam’s Kartoos (Chea8ing Ma8erial) 2day.


  • =============================

  • A Gud Teacher Iz Who
  • Tells To Study Hard
  • But However
  • A Best Teacher Iz Who
  • Stands Outside The
  • Xamination Hall Nd Shouts To Us
  • “OYE CHECKING Walay AA Gayey
  • APNI APNI PARCHIYAA Chipa LOOO”.



  • =============================

  • Height 0f Coldness:
  • Two Guys Cuming Out 0f
  • The Xamination Hall Wid
  • Burger Nd 7up In Hands
  • 1st Guy:Which Xam Was It?
  • 2nd Guy:I Think Physics
  • 1st Guy:(Surprizingly) U Read The Question Paper?
  • 2nd Guy: No I Saw A Girl Sitting Back 0f Me Using Compass.



  • =============================

  • Little Jonny: Maaam,Will U Punish Me
  • 4 Something Tha8 I Didn’t Do ?
  • Teacher : Not A8 All
  • Little Jonny : Tha8’s Gud
  • Actually I Didn’t Do My Homework 2day.




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  • There R 2 Type 0f Studies:
  • 1 * Hard Subjects Which Cannot B Studied
  • 2 * EZ Subject Tha8 Doesn’t Need 2 B Studied.



  • =============================

  • Best 0f Luck In Ur Xamz
  • All I Want U Iz To B Courageous
  • B Calm Nd
  • B Self Equipped Wid Facts Nd Figures
  • To Conquer Thiz Xamz War
  • Wish U Better Luck In Ur Xamz.



  • =============================

  • 90% 0f The Final Xam Will B Based 0n
  • The 1 Lecture U Missed
  • Nd
  • The 1 Topic U Didn’t Read.



  • =============================

  • Silence Nd Smile Iz The Better 1
  • SILENCE
  • Iz The Better Answer
  • 4 All Questions
  • SMILE
  • Iz THE Better Reaction
  • In All Situa8ions
  • Unfortuna8ely
  • BOTH Never Help In
  • Any Xamz, Vivas, Reviews Nd Interviews.



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  • Stop Only When We Enter
  • The Xamination Hall
  • Human Brain Iz The Most
  • Outstanding Object In World
  • It Workz Twenty 4our Hrs A Day
  • 365 Days In A Yr
  • It Workz Right 4rom The Time We R Born
  • Nd Stop Only When We Enter The Xamination Hall.

  • =============================

  • Congra8ula8ionx!
  • Gud Newx 4 Pakistan University Studentx
  • Examina8ionx 0f University Have Been Postponed Upto August
  • To Confirm Goto Website
  • Www. Stop Dreaming Nd Star8 Studying 

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