Exams SMS 2016


  1. The shortest relation in life is between 'Student and Books'.
  2. They get committed couple of days before exams;
  3. And after exams - they break up!

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  5. The funniest situation in student life

  6. when we have no idea what to write
  7. in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
  8. and
  9. says, “please cover your answer sheet”

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  11. After Our Exams,
  12. Our Books ll Sing A Song,
  13. Guess Which Song???



  14. Guess……!

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  16. What is the height of hope?
  17. It is sitting in the examination hall,
  18. holding d question paper in hand and telling yourself
  19. “dude,don’t worry.
  20. Exams will get postponed!” ;)

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  22. The Law Says,
  23. “If U Can’t Convince Someone, Confuse Them!”
  24. Do U Know Which Law It Is?
  25. This Is “Law Of Answering In Examination”…:)

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  27. To b A "Gud ProfesionaL" aLways Start to study Late for "Exams"
  28. Bcoz,
  29. it Teaches how 2 Manage "Time" &
  30. TackLe "Emergencies"!
  31. Think Different

  32. ==========================================
  33. Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

  34. 1 Too Many Questions.
  35. 2 Difficult to Understand.
  36. 3 More Explanation is Needed.
  37. 4 Result is always FAIL!

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  39. Exams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DON’T CARE !!

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  41. All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams.

  42. ==========================================
  43. Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

  44. 1 Too Many Questions.
  45. 2 Difficult to Understand.
  46. 3 More Explanation is Needed.
  47. 4 Result is always FAIL!

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  49. What is the true meaning of 'Study'??
  50. .
  51. .
  52. .
  53. .
  54. .
  55. .
  56. S. Sleeping
  57. T. Talking
  58. U. Unlimited sms
  59. D. Dreaming
  60. Y. Yaani mast life

  61. SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.

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  63. All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams.

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  65. Name the place where human feels alone while having a crowed 

  66. Exams Hall

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  68. The funniest situation in student life
  69. when we have no idea what to write
  70. in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
  71. and
  72. says, "please cover your answer sheet" :P

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  74. The most funniest situation in student’s life:
  75. .
  76. When we have no idea what to write in
  77. paper and supervisor comes and
  78. say “wind up your papers”..:P:D

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  80. Father: Why did you get such a
  81. low score in that exam?
  82. Son: Absence!
  83. Father: You were absent on the
  84. day of the exam?
  85. Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

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  87. Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
  88. Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

  89. Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi
  90. Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha

  91. Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe
  92. Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya

  93. (exam over sms)

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  95. EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

  96. “Chanda Mama so Gaye,
  97. Student sarey jage.
  98. Dekho pakdo yaron,
  99. Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
  100. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
  101. shuru ho gayi MAAMU.



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  103. lover Ne Kaha Exam Me “5th Ans Btao!”
  104. lover Ne Kaha Exam Me”5th Ans Btao!”

  105. Maine Kaha..
  106. Melody Khao Or Khud Jaan Jao :-!



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  108. Ocean level syllabus.

  109. Mountain level teaching.

  110. Bucket level we study.

  111. Mug level we answer.

  112. Marks comes in drops.


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  114. A last ball six
  115. A last ball wkt
  116. A last min goal
  117. A last min move often wins d game.
  118. thats why
  119. ""WE""
  120. r stil confident that
  121. A Last night study can win an exam:-)

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  123. In Exams…
  124. Students Ka Naara

  125. Ye Baazi Haq Ki Baazi Hai
  126. Ye Baazi Tum Hi Haaro Gay
  127. Har Jaib Se Pharra Niklega
  128. Tum Kitne Pharre Pharo Gay

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  130. May ur exams be like the pieces of chocolate cake,
  131. Very easy and satisfying and tasting morvelous.
  132. Alot of love for a nice person and wish u good luck.

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  134. Two Reasons To Give
  135. Exam …

  136. 1. You Can Spend 3 Hours
  137. In Self Meditation. . .

  138. 2. You Can See Your Teachers
  139. Being Bored … Who Usually
  140. Bore You … =P =D

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  142. Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

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  144. To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exam.

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  146. The only thing we learn in classes during serious lectures is.. . . . . . . typin msgs widout looking at dphone.!! :-P

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  148. It takes
  149. 3 months for a Writer
  150. 2 months for a Doctor
  151. 1 month for a Lawyer and
  152. Only 1 night before exam for a Student
  153. To read a 1000 pages book
  154. All the best!

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  156. Anatomy of Exams
  157. Exams-Kalyug
  158. Exminer-Bhoot
  159. Question Papr-Paheli
  160. Ans Paper-Kora Kagaz
  161. Marks-Asambhav
  162. Cheating-Aksar
  163. Result-Sadma
  164. All the Best!

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  166. Exams ka saya hai,
  167. Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai
  168. Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao,
  169. Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.
  170. Still, all the best!

  171. ==========================================

  172. two days b4 the exam:

  173. we refer to foreign authors

  174. one day b4 the exam:

  175. local authors……

  176. on the day of exam :

  177. v r the authors hahahaha

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  179. Mountain Dew peene se ur jata hai fear,

  180. Waah ! Waah !

  181. Mountain Dew peene se ur jata hai fear,

  182. Exams is near and our basic concepts r not clear…!

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  184. Exams ka saya hai,
  185. Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai
  186. Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao,
  187. Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.
  188. Still, all the best!

  189. ==========================================
  190. Exam k liye har book parh li maine
  191. Faraz
  192. .
  193. .
  194. .
  195. .
  196. .
  197. .
  198. Dua hai FACEBOOK se bhe koi sawal aa jaye

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  200. Q. PEPAL K PED SE AGR 1 AAMB GIRA TO SABSE PHELE KON UTHAYE GA.

  201. 1.GUNGA
  202. 2.ANDHA
  203. 3.BEHRA

  204. INTALIGANT HO TO JAWAB BHEJO.

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  206. Newton's 5th Law 
  207. (Exam Law): 

  208. "Performance Of Boys In The Exam Decreases 

  209. When The Number Of Girls 

  210. In The Exam Hall Increases."

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  212. The most unfulfilled desire
  213. Of all science students is
  214. A bomb should have
  215. Fallen instead of
  216. An apple on newton!

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  218. All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams

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  220. According to newton’s 4th law for exams- 
  221. every book will continue to be at rest 
  222. or covered with dust 
  223. until some 
  224. external or internal exam moves it!

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  226. Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi,
  227. zinda dafnay jate hain
  228. .
  229. .
  230. her ek paper mein buri tarha tarpai jate hain
  231. .
  232. .
  233. koi khol k tu dekhte kafan ko un k
  234. .
  235. .
  236. Qabar mein bhi 5 yearz solve karte pai jate hain




  237. Exam k liye har book parh li maine
  238. Faraz
  239. .
  240. .
  241. .
  242. .
  243. .
  244. .
  245. Dua hai FACE�BOOK se bhe koi sawal aa jaye

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  247. What Is The Height Of Honesty?

  248. Sitting In Examination Hall
  249. Opening The Chit
  250. Memorizing The Answer
  251. And Writing It Without Seeing…

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  253. Boys try their best to pass the exams.

  254. But most of the time their efforts ruined

  255. Because of girls.

  256. Girls work hard to spoil the boys

  257. So they can not pass even this year.

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  259. Ye Exams K Rishtay B Ajeeb Hotay Hain
  260. Sab Apnay Apnay Naseeb Hote Hain
  261. Rehtay Hain Jo Nigaho Say Door
  262. Sala Wohi Question Compulsory Hote Hain

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  264. Want To Be 1st In Your Class..?? 

  265. Here Are Some TIPS : 

  266. > Wake Up Everyday At 5 Am.... :O 
  267. > Drink Tea Or Coffe....:O 
  268. > Go To Your Class At 6 Am.... :O 

  269. And 

  270. Nobody Will Be There In Your Class..!! ;) 

  271. So, You Are 1st In Class..!! :P 

  272. Think Different !!

  273. ==========================================
  274. To accomplish great things,
  275. We must not only act,
  276. But also dream,
  277. Not only plan but also believe,
  278. Best wishes for your exam.

  279. ==========================================
  280. eXams are there,
  281. at the paper u stare;
  282. the answer is nowhere,
  283. which makes u pull ur hair.
  284. The teachers make u glare,
  285. the grades r not fair,
  286. but just like the past 20 yrs,
  287. WE DONT CARE !!

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  289. WHY STUDENT FAIL
  290. Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
  291. Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
  292. 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
  293. 1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
  294. 2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
  295. 1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
  296. Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
  297. Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
  298. Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
  299. That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
  300. Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

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  302. Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams?
  303. Because It Means.
  304. .
  305. .
  306. .
  307. E-End Of
  308. T-Thinking
  309. C-Capacity

  310. But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our FEelings.
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  312. Wats d height of hope??
  313. It is: sittin in d exam hall,
  314. holdin d question paper in hand
  315. n tellin ur self
  316. "dude,dnt worry.
  317. Exams wil get postponed!"

  318. ==========================================
  319. "Brain is the most outstanding organ it works for 24 Hours 365 days right from the time of birth but stops only when we enter th Exam Hall...

  320. ==========================================
  321. Difficult or boring papers sy students tang aa gay hain.
  322. .
  323. Akhir kab tak ho ga ye zulm ?
  324. Ab humain aisy papers chahien.
  325. .
  326. Total marks.50
  327. Choose the best
  328. MCQ’s,
  329. 1.Tery mast mast_____ nain.
  330. (3,5,2)
  331. 2.______badnaam hoi darling tery ley.
  332. muni,kaki,bachi
  333. .
  334. 3.Maa ka laadla ______gaya.
  335. sudhar,bigr,ujar
  336. 4.Aj_____jorra pa
  337. Saadi farmaish ty.
  338. (Kala,Laal,Peela)
  339. .
  340. 5.Tum_____aye.
  341. Pass,ghar,yaad
  342. .
  343. New pattern Farwad to all teachers.

  344. ==========================================
  345. Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

  346. 1 Too Many Questions.
  347. 2 Difficult to Understand.
  348. 3 More Explanation is Needed.
  349. 4 Result is always FAIL!

  350. ==========================================
  351. Relations are not examination to "pass" or "Fail" not to compitation to "win" or "Lose" its feelings in wich you carefor some one more than yourself.

  352. ==========================================
  353. Q:Wo konsi ek baat hai jo hazaroon saal pehle bhi students kehte the,aj bhi kehte hain or qayamat tak kahengay ?




  354. A:"buss kal se parhai start karunga'':-D

  355. ==========================================
  356. Difficult or boring papers sy students tang aa gay hain

  357. Akhir kab tak ho ga ye zulm 
  358. Ab humain aisy papers chahien

  359. Total marks50
  360. Choose the best
  361. MCQ’s,
  362. 1Tery mast mast_____ nain
  363. (3,5,2)
  364. 2______badnaam hoi darling tery ley
  365. muni,kaki,bachi

  366. 3Maa ka laadla ______gaya
  367. sudhar,bigr,ujar
  368. 4Aj_____jorra pa
  369. Saadi farmaish ty
  370. (Kala,Laal,Peela)

  371. 5Tum_____aye
  372. Pass,ghar,yaad

  373. New pattern Farwad to all teachers

  374. ==========================================
  375. 2 Friends Exam k baad

  376. 1st:

  377. Ye paper konsa tha? 

  378. 2nd:

  379. Maths ka

  380. 1st:

  381. Matlab tu paper ke k aya hai.

  382. 2nd:

  383. Nai yar sath wali larki pas Calculator dekha tha.

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  385. Ek Muddat Se Mere Haal Se Begana Hai,
  386. Jane Zalim Ne Kis Baat Ka Bura Mana Hai,
  387. Mein Jo Ziddi Hoon Tu Wo Bhi Hai Ana Ka Qaidi,
  388. Mere Kehne Per Kahan Us Ne Chale Aa Na Hai

  389. ==========================================
  390. Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is needed - Result is always fail! :D

  391. ==========================================
  392. Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is needed - Result is always fail! :D



  393. To b A "Gud ProfesionaL" aLways Start to study Late for "Exams" Bcoz, it Teaches how 2 Manage "Time" & TackLe "Emergencies"! Think Different

  394. ==========================================
  395. koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi, Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi, Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza, to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

  396. ==========================================
  397. Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

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  399. Side effect of excess study :p A Guy Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called; He Asked Waiter, "Syllabus Lana Zara":-P

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