Exams SMS new best 20016


  1. Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
  2. #Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
  3. Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
  4. Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
  5. ==================================
  6. Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
  7. #Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
  8. Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
  9. ==================================
  10. har taraf padhai ka saya hai
  11. peparon mein number kisne paya hai
  12. #ham to u hin aye the paper dene
  13. sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai
  14. ==================================
  15. Wats d height of hope??
  16. It is: sittin in d exam hall,
  17. #holdin d question paper in hand
  18. n tellin ur self
  19. “dude,dnt worry.
  20. Exams wil get postponed!”
  21. ==================================
  22. Har sawal say dut ker larna,
  23. #Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,
  24. Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,
  25. aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,
  26. aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.
  27. ==================================
  28. koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
  29. #Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
  30. Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
  31. to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi
  32. ==================================
  33. A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
  34. ==================================
  35. Xams are there,
  36. at the paper u stare;
  37. the answer is nowhere,
  38. w#hich makes u pull ur hair.
  39. The teachers make u glare,
  40. the grades r not fair,
  41. but just like the past 20 yrs,
  42. WE DONT CARE !!
  43. ==================================
  44. My nights are going sleepless,
  45. my days are going useless.
  46. ##So I asked GOD,
  47. “is this love?”
  48. GOD replied,
  49. “no dear, result is near”
  50. ==================================
  51. A student grabbed a coin,
  52. #Flipped it in the air & said,
  53. “Head, I go to sleep.”
  54. Tail, I watch a movie.
  55. If it stands on the edge I’ll study.
  56. ==================================

  57. ##Exams ka saya hai,
  58. exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
  59. duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
  60. par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
  61. ==================================
  62. Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
  63. #Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
  64. Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
  65. Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga##
  66. ==================================
  67. Exams are like Girl friends
  68. -#3 Too many questions
  69. - Difficult to understand
  70. - More explanation is needed
  71. - Result is always fail!
  72. ==================================
  73. Hum jeete EK bar hai,
  74. #3Marte EK bar hai,
  75. Pyar EK bar hota hai,
  76. Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
  77. TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN##
  78. ==================================
  79. To accomplish great things,
  80. We must not only act,
  81. ##But also dream,
  82. Not only plan but also believe,
  83. Best wishes for your exam.
  84. ==================================
  85. As long as learning is connected with earning, 
  86. as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams, 
  87. so long must we take this examination system seriously. 
  88. #If another ladder to employment was contrived, 
  89. much so-called education would disappear, 
  90. and no one would be a penny the stupider.
  91. ==================================
  92. Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
  93. Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
  94. #Pass hote toh thik hai,
  95. Varna insurance claim karva lete…
  96. ==================================
  97. 3 sardar after exam
  98. 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
  99. main paper khali chor aya hon.
  100. #2nd: Main bhi!
  101. 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
  102. gi hum ne cheating ki hay
  103. ==================================
  104. Kehdo un parhne walon se,
  105. Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
  106. #Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
  107. Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
  108. ==================================
  109. #Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
  110. Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
  111. Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
  112. Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
  113. Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
  114. ==================================

  115. EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
  116. “Chanda Mama so Gaye,
  117. Student sarey jage.
  118. Dekho pakdo yaron,
  119. #Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
  120. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
  121. shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
  122. ==================================
  123. A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? @
  124. #Where do I see my son in future?
  125. Peon: The future is bright, 
  126. I had also completed my engineering from the same college##
  127. ==================================
  128. It takes 15 trees to
  129. ##produce the amount
  130. of paper that we
  131. use to write one exam.

  132. #join us in promoting the noble
  133. cause of saving trees.
  134. SAY NO TO EXAMS.
  135. ==================================
  136. #An engineering student to his sweeper brother: 
  137. "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. 
  138. Tere paas kya hai?".
  139. Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
  140. ==================================
  141. To be a “Good professional”,
  142. #always start to study late for “Exams”.
  143. Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
  144. and tackle “Emergencies”!!
  145. ==================================
  146. College ka 1 student university k toilet me gaya. 
  147. #Jab andr ja k eash commod pr baitha to samne dekha. 
  148. Likha tha: itna zor taleem par dete to exam me A1 grade lete.
  149. ==================================
  150. Papers ki roti notes ka achar,
  151. tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar,
  152. #teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar,
  153. so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar.
  154. ==================================
  155. examination is garden ,success is flower,
  156. god bless you with power to pluck this flower.....
  157. ==================================
  158. Rain of summer, snow of winter,
  159. grace of autumn, glory of spring,
  160. #May beauty of every season
  161. give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
  162. May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
  163. Good luck & all the best
  164. ==================================
  165. Human brain is the most
  166. outstanding object in world.
  167. It functions 24 hours a day,
  168. 365 days a year.
  169. #It functions right from the time we are born,
  170. and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

  171. ==================================


  172. Ek Student Dusre Se:
  173. #Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai.
  174. 2nd Student:
  175. To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein
  176. ==================================
  177. Baap:
  178. Itne kum marks#
  179. #2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
  180. Beta: Han papa!
  181. mein nay to us kameenay mastar
  182. ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
  183. ==================================
  184. eXams are there,
  185. at the paper u stare;
  186. the answer is nowhere,
  187. which makes u pull ur hair.
  188. #The teachers make u glare,
  189. the grades r not fair,
  190. but just like the past 20 yrs,
  191. #WE DONT CARE !!
  192. ==================================
  193. 3 rules of college
  194. 1. Be quiet in the Class coz othrs r Sleeping.
  195. 2. Dont 4get 2 carry Ur bag coz it acts as a Pillow.
  196. 3. Keep the Campus Clean So be Absent.
  197. ==================================
  198. Es 33 marks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu. 
  199. #Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 marks. 
  200. Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 marks. 
  201. Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 marks!
  202. ==================================
  203. Congratulations!
  204. Good news for Delhi University students
  205. #Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
  206. To confirm goto site
  207. ==================================
  208. Yahoooooo...

  209. Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

  210. (’;')

  211. Pen
  212. Pencil
  213. Scale
  214. Eraser
  215. Uniform
  216. ID Card

  217. Sub tayyar hay,

  218. Ab bus….

  219. Parhna baqi hay
  220. ==================================
  221. Exam anthem
  222. hum honge all pass
  223. #hum honge all pass
  224. honge all pass 1 din
  225. ho ho.
  226. Likhte hai bakwas
  227. #fir bhi hai vishwas
  228. paper kiya hai jakaas
  229. hum honge all pass 1 din.
  230. ==================================
  231. #Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, 
  232. Usse chahna ek bhool hai. 
  233. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, 
  234. Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
  235. ==================================
  236. #Movie titles related to engineering students:
  237. exams - socha na tha,
  238. classes - kabhi kabhi,
  239. question papers - na tum jano na hum,
  240. copying - yaarana,
  241. #maths2 - asambhav,
  242. maths1 - mission impossible,
  243. environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
  244. 1st semester - kuch to hai,
  245. 2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
  246. distinction - kal ho na ho,
  247. 1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
  248. 2nd class - dil mange more
  249. fail - phir milenge

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