Flirt SMS Message 2016


  1. A smile is the best lighting system of the face, 
  2. the best cooling system of the head, 
  3. and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling...

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  5. Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, 
  6. take my hand when u feel all alone, 
  7. turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, 
  8. coz I'm the one u can always depend on!
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  10. Little keys can open big locks, 
  11. simple words can express great thoughts. 
  12. A text from u never fails to make me smile 
  13. the whole day through.
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  15. Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
  16. Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
  17. Look into my heart & u’ll see,
  18. That u’ll always be a special part of me.
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  20. I believe that God above created you for me to luv. 
  21. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew 
  22. I'd luv you the best!
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  24. Loading the Babe meter.....
  25. 5%
  26. 17%
  27. 26%
  28. 57%
  29. 78%
  30. 99%
  31. 100% COMPLETE
  32. Processing data..
  33. ANALYSIS COMPLETE

  34. U R A 100%
  35. Gorgeous Babe XXX!
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  37. It takes a strong heart to love. 
  38. It takes a stronger heart to continue 
  39. to love after it has been hurt...
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  41. Hi Good Morning! Arz hai, 
  42. Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein 
  43. teri shakl nazar aati hai, 
  44. Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar 
  45. meri chai thandi ho jaati hai
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  47. Even if I had 1 wish... 
  48. I wouldn't wish for u to love me, 
  49. coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... 
  50. but straight from your heart.
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  52. Too many stars in the sky, 
  53. too many tears that have left my eyes. 
  54. Too many girls out in the blue, 
  55. but they are nothing compared to you!

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  57. Life is pretty much unpredictable. 
  58. I may not live long enough but 
  59. I won't miss out letting you know that 
  60. life is worth living with someone like you around.
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  62. If you say my eyes are beautiful 
  63. it's because they're looking at you, 
  64. for my eyes are just the windows 
  65. my feelings come through.
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  67. I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. 
  68. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. 
  69. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, 
  70. when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
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  72. U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. 
  73. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. 
  74. I don't know what I mean 2 u, 
  75. but u'll always be special 2 me.
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  77. If u see some one without a smile, 
  78. give him one of urns, 
  79. coz u r among a few good people 
  80. who can shine others lives by 
  81. just walking with him a few miles.
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  83. Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
  84. Not because life is full of reasons to smile 
  85. but because ur smile itself is a reason 
  86. for many others to smile...
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  88. Unhe yeh shikwa hai ki hum unhe yaad karte hi nahi, 
  89. par unhe ye kaun samjaye ki hum unhe yad kaise kare 
  90. jinhe hum bhoolte hi nahi.
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  92. Dil 20 13, 80 20 tere..
  93. Confused???
  94. Read the above numbers in punjabi.
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  96. Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai, 
  97. bas tera naam hi aata hai zubaan par, 
  98. din ya raat me, le ke tera haath haath mein, 
  99. rahunga tere saath saath main.
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  101. A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, 
  102. a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, 
  103. so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & 
  104. give ur tongue some exercise.
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  106. Don't send any messages, 
  107. I don't want to see you, 
  108. hear your voice, think of you, 
  109. coz my doctor advised me 
  110. 2 keep away from Sweets.
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  112. As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
  113. To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
  114. Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
  115. Day & night my thoughts r of U.
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  117. U luk sweet when u read my message. 
  118. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. 
  119. U luk sweetest when u read my message, 
  120. smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.
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  122. In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, 
  123. at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, 
  124. in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, 
  125. at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry
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  127. All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. 
  128. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. 
  129. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. 
  130. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
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  132. The length & breadth & height of you, 
  133. total up to quite a view,
  134. but to taste the true delight of you, 
  135. I'll have to take a bite of u.
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  137. Faith makes all things possible, 
  138. love makes all things easy, 
  139. hopes makes all things work, 
  140. but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, 
  141. luv & hope in me!
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  143. If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, 
  144. what a good swimmer I would be?
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  146. Without ur SMS days are like: 
  147. Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, 
  148. Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. 
  149. So send me SMS everyday.
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  151. I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, 
  152. how many shoulders u have embraced & 
  153. how many times u’ve said, I luv u! 
  154. All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!

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  156. Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha! 
  157. Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha! 
  158. Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha.
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  160. Having a good laugh with a friend like you 
  161. stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. 
  162. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t 
  163. find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.
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  165. I used to think that dreams do not come true, 
  166. but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
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  168. I know you think I'm cute, 
  169. I know you think I'm fine, 
  170. but like the other guys, 
  171. take a number and wait in line!
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  173. If love & friendship could be brought or sold 
  174. as if they were Stocks & Shares 
  175. those wise enough to invest in you SEXY 
  176. would all be millionaires!!!
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  178. If I could be any part of you, 
  179. I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, 
  180. born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, 
  181. and die on your lips.
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  183. Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? 
  184. I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
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  186. U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. 
  187. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. 
  188. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always be special to me.
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  190. It takes two to tango, two to kiss, 
  191. two to talk & reminisce. 
  192. So many good things come in pair & 
  193. one of those things is ME n YOU!
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  195. Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. 
  196. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai.

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  198. Did I have permission to make an emergency 
  199. landing in your bedroom tonight!
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  201. Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, 
  202. deep in my heart u'll always remain. 
  203. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, 
  204. I want nothing but a smile from u.
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  206. Those who can't have u hate u, 
  207. those who have u can't handle u, 
  208. those who abuse u lose u, & 
  209. then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
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  211. 1+1=2 eyes look at u...
  212. 12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
  213. 3+4=7 days in week missing u...
  214. 1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.
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  216. I wish I was a teddy bear, 
  217. that lay upon your bed, 
  218. so everytime you cuddled it, 
  219. you cuddled me instead.
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  221. Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal,
  222. Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,
  223. Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke,
  224. Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni 
  225. seene vich tha karke..!!
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  227. Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, 
  228. tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, 
  229. na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein 
  230. ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.
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  232. Government imposing new taxes. 
  233. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, 
  234. Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. 
  235. But you don't worry, flirting is still free.
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  237. Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
  238. Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
  239. Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, 
  240. aise hi aaja!
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  242. I have had a really bad day and 
  243. it always makes me feel better to 
  244. see a pretty girl smile. 
  245. So, would you smile for me?
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  247. Hello What's wrong with your mobile?
  248. Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: 
  249. The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
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  251. Baari barsi khatan geya si,
  252. Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot",
  253. Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
  254. tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot!!
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  256. New style of proposing a girl.. 
  257. "i hv spent many sleepless nights 
  258. in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 
  259. do d same 4 your daughter 
  260. so lets mk them brother n sister.

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