Flirt SMS New Message


  • Chocolate melts on my fingers,

  • I mean, am i that Hot.

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  • The most beautiful curve on a woman’s body,

  • Is her smile.

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  • Boy: Is ur name google?

  • Girl: no. Y?

  • Boy: Because u got everything i am searching for.

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  • I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers,

  • I mean,

  • Am i that hot?

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  • A smile is the most beautiful curve,

  • On a girls body.
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  • I keep myself bz with the things to do,

  • But every time i pause,

  • I think of you.

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  • I want to b your favorite hello,

  • And the most difficult good bye.

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  • Aaj kl k lrrko ka hosla dekho,

  • Parros wali pinky set nhi hoti,

  • Or facebook pe USA ki lrrkiyon ko friend request bhej dety hn.

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  • I am not flirting m being just extra nice,

  • To someone who is extra attractive.

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  • Some one asked me hows life,

  • I smiled n answered.

  • She is fine 😉

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  • How to identify that who is a flirt n who is a lover.

  • The one who ll be a flirt, Will talk only about love.

  • The one who loves you, Will talk about everything except love.

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  • I hate how chocolate immediately melts on my fingers,

  • Oh does it mean. I m HOT.

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  • Sardiyon Ke Sham Thi… Main nay Uskay Hath Pay Hath Rakha tau wo Garam Tha Mainay Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ke Nishani Hoti Hai Us nay Hans Ker Kaha
  • Kanjra Manu Bukhar Hy

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  • Tajmahal ke Emarat Hr Ashiq ko, Mohabbat ke Misaal Nazr Ati Hai. Ma kis kis kay liaye Tajmahal Banwaon
  • Mujhe tau Hr Larki Mumtaz Nazar Ati Hai

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  • Larka: I Love you Larki : I dont love u Larka: r u sure. Larki : yeah!
  • Larka: waiter bring bill 4 me alone. Larki : A A I luv u to Jano

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  • Kali Girlfrnd Ko Gori Karnay Kay 7 Tarikay 1
  • Mujhay Pata tha Tum Zaror Parho Gay Kali Girl Frnd Wale. -:P -:P :v

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  • Beth Ker Tanha Ye Sochta Hoon
  • WasSI
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  • Khatm Ho Gai Zindgi Per Bachi Koe Na Phassi =P ;->’

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  • Jab tum log Girlz ko
  • I Luv you
  • kehtay ho tau un ka haath kiyon pakar letay ho?
  • Boy:
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  • (‘.’) kiday chand e
  • <))\ na kad,,,,,,,,, /’\ Maaray.,,,,,,,'

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  • A mobile is like a women – Talks nun-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when you are bz & when you need them urgently and they have no service.

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  • What iz the height of the Fliting?
  • When ur love letter starts with
  • “2 WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCRN”.


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  • A Boy Waz Going With Hiz Girl Frnd

  • Frnd Asked : Who Iz She?

  • Boy : My Couzin.

  • The Frnd Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :

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  • if somone calls you crazy,do not mind,
  • if somone calls you duffer,relax,
  • if somone calls you stupid be cool,
  • but if sumone calls you “cute”
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  • lagana thappar os pagal kay munh pay,
  • mazak ke b koi hud hoti hy

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  • Love bears all d thngs,
  • Love believes all d thngs,
  • Love hopes all d thngs,
  • & most precious of all,
  • Love endures all d thngs.
  • Come we love & make things happy.

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  • Never ever reject any girl in ur life..!
  • Bcoz,

  • A good girl gives u happiness.

  • &

  • Bad girl gives u experience!

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  • A girl 2 doctor: when I smoke the cigarette,
  • I feel very uncomfortable,
  • On the first puff, I put off my shoes.
  • On the second, my socks.
  • On third, my shirt.
  • Doctor: take this cigarette & tell me in the detail.

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  • Flirting is the only job in the whole world,
  • that the boys never include in their CV.
  • Despite having years of their experiences
  • & number of references…. :)

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  • you luk sweet when
  • you read my message.

  • you luk sweeter when
  • you read my message and smile.

  • you luk sweetest when
  • you read my message, smile and reply.

  • So, try 2 look sweetest.

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  • Degrees of the girls;

  • B.A = Beautiful Angel

  • B.E = Beautiful Eyes

  • B.Sc = Beautiful Structure

  • L.L.B = Lovely Lips & Body

  • M.B.A = Married But also Available

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  • Best way 2 purpose a girl.

  • Take her 2 sea,

  • Say her 2 sit in the boat.

  • Then take the boat in the middle of the sea.

  • Then say Marry Me

  • or

  • Leave My Boat.

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  • Boy: I’ll climb the tallest mount.
  • Swim the deepest ocean.
  • Walk on the hot coal barefoot.
  • Just 4 u.

  • Girl: So sweet!
  • Can u come 2 meet me?

  • Boy: Not now, Mom will not Allow.




  • Boy: I am not rich like rohit,
  • I do not even have a bid car like rohit.
  • But I really luv u!

  • Girl: I luv u too,
  • But
  • tell me more about the rohit…

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  • 2 Lovers plan 2 suicide.
  • Boy jumped 1st,

  • Girl closed her eyes and
  • returned back saying:

  • Love is blind.

  • Boy in air opened his
  • parachute saying:

  • The Love never dies.
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  • I Love you
  • I Love yoU
  • I Love yoU
  • I Love yoU
  • I Love yoU
  • I Love yoU
  • I Love yoU
  • Don’t be so confused, I love other alphabets too:p

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  • What is the height of the Flirting?
  • When ur love letter starts with
  • “2 WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.

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  • The Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

  • Friend Asked : Who Is She???

  • Boy : My Cousin.

  • The Friend Said: Last month She Was My Cousin.! 😀

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  • if sumone calls you crazy,dont mind,
  • if sumone calls you duffer,relax,
  • if sumone calls you stupid be cool,
  • but if sumone calls you “cute”
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  • lagana thappar us pagal keh monh pe,
  • mazak ki bhi koi hud hoti hai

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  • Love bears all the things,
  • Love believes all the things,
  • Love hopes all the things,
  • & most precious of all,
  • Love endures all the things.
  • Come we love & make things happy.

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  • Us kay husan mein rangon ki tarteeb tau dekh

  • safaid jhoot hain zaalim ki surkh honton pay..!

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  • Na janay kon c Dolat Hy Tere Lehjay Mein

  • Baat Kartay Ho Tau Dil Khareed Letya Ho

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  • Jab say tunay mujhay Dewwna Bana Rakha hai

  • Sang Her Shaks na Hatho mein utha Rakha hai




  • Aankhen, ZulFein, Chehra,

  • or Surkh Laal Gulabi Honth

  • Haayeee, Dil Haar Gaye Ham,

  • Usk0 Be Naqab Dekh Kr

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  • Toot na jay Tujh par Meray Pyaar ki Shiddat

  • To Samandar ki Tarah Khamosh na raha kar

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  • How 2 identify who is flirting

  • with u & who loves u????
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  • The 1 who is flirting talks ONLY about the love

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  • & the 1 who really loves u

  • talks about everything EXCEPT the love.

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  • To hy meri CANDY

  • To Hy Mera CRUSH

  • Teray DP Dekh ker I Always BLUSH.

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  • Wo roz dekhta hy dobtay hoay soraj ko Wasi

  • Kaash main b kisi shaam ka manzar hota

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  • I hate how the chocolates

  • immediately melt on the fingers

  • I mean, I am HOT!!!! 😛

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  • Ham ho gaye tumharay tumhay sochnay k baad,
  • Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhay daikhne k baad,

  • Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chornay k baad,
  • KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolnay k baad

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  • My heart problem has
  • reached to a critical stage.
  • That doctor says:
  • There are only two options lef
  • ICU
  • Or
  • U C Mee.
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  • I love PAKISTAN

  • P=  parveen
  • A=  ayesha
  • K=  kiran
  • I=  iqra
  • S=  sehar
  • T=  tooba
  • A=  aalia
  • N=  nadia

  • PAKISTAN meri jaan sab se pehle pakistan
  • i love PAKISTAN

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  • 2 hai mere CANDY

  • 2 Hai Mera CRUSH

  • Tere Dp Dekh kr I Always BLUSH.




  • I hate how the chocolates

  • immediately melt on the fingers

  • I mean, am i that HOT?? :P

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  • Do  you know what is A B C D E F G?
  • A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl…….

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  • I want you…
  • 2 be with me In a nice Restaurant
  • 2 have candle light dinner…. &
  • 2 say those sweet three words 2 YOU….
  • “Pay The Bill”
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  • Aftr the engagement!
  • Girl:
  • Now stop looking at girls,u are committed now!

  • Boy:
  • Ohoo what do you mean,
  • if i m on diet,
  • that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . 😀

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  • Flirting Is Like A Game Of Chess
  • 1 Wrong Move & u r
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  • Married :)

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  • A smile 2 put u on high…
  • A kiss 2 set ur soul alright…
  • Would it be alright if
  • I spent tonight being loved by you??????????

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  • I heard that the  good looks can kill…
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  • So, please don’t look at myself
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  • I don’t wanna see u die.!!!

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  • When your ex tries…

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  • to get back with you…

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  • they’re just trying to…

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  • stop you from upgrading… :p

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  • Funny ways to propose her/him …

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  • Is it hot in here or is it just you? 😀 😀

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  • Funny ways to propose her/him …

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  • Do you have a map?

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  • I just got lost in your eyes. 






  • Boys Strategy 2015 ..

  • Dosti kro JAZZ wali sey.

  • Pyar kro TELENOR wali sey.

  • Date maro WARID wali sey.

  • Ankh larao ZONG wali sey.

  • Gift lo UFONE wali sey

  • Or

  • SHADI karo BAGHAIR MOBILE wali sey…!!

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  • Aaj Kal girls Key dresses,

  • Yahan Sey Less

  • Wahan Sey Less

  • Kabi Sleveless

  • Tou

  • Kabi Backless

  • Or Koi Larka GhoUr K Dkhey Tou,

  • “Oh My God !

  • How much Mannerless he is” :p 😀

  • boys rocked, girls shocked 😛

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  • Barbad apney ishq mey wo kar k mujey boley…

  • Tum wo nahi ho jis ke humain talaash tee barson sey…!!

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  • Ab bhee baaki hai terey dil mein thora sa khaloos..

  • Iss sey pehley bhi humain yehi dhokaa huwa.. :( :)

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  • Har morr pey milta hai hamdard neya..

  • Merey sheher mey hain fankaar bohat..!!

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  • Achey hotey hain burey log..

  • Achey honey ka dikhawa nahi kartey….!!

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  • Hamain khabar thee dushman key saarey thikaanon ki..

  • Shareek-e-jurm na hote to mukhbrii kartey….!!

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  • Suna hey kafi parh likh gayee ho tum..

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  • Kabi wo bhe tuo parho jo ham keh nahin patey..!! :)

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  • Reality of why people say they love PAK 😀 :)

  • P= parveen
  • A= asma
  • K= kiran
  • I= iqra
  • S= seher
  • T= tuba
  • A= aalia
  • N= nida

  • PAKISTAN meri jan sab sey pehley pakistan
  • i lOVE PAKISTAN 😛 😀

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  • A mobile is like women ???

  • >Talks non-stop,
  • >costs a fortune,
  • >disturbs when u r busy

  • & when u need dem urgently they have no service!




  • alphabets are very intelligently arranged :)

  • A: U r Attractive
  • B: U r D Best
  • C: U r Cute
  • D: U r Dear 2 me
  • E: U r Excellent
  • F: U r Funny
  • G: U r Gud Looking
  • H:He He He He
  • I: I m
  • J: Just
  • K: Kidding 😛 😀 lolx

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  • My heart problem has..
  • reached a critical stage.
  • That doctor says:
  • There are only two options left?
  • ICU
  • Or
  • UCM ..

  • UCM= YOU SEE ME :) 😀 😀

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  • Girls R Just Like Computer Rams They

  • Remember Every Thing Until
  • U Keep Them Charged With
  • Ur Sweetness Once
  • The Connection Interrupted
  • Their Memory Will B Refreshed
  • Nd
  • The Process Starts Again.

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  • Ajj Kal Ki Larkiyaa Kaghaz Kah
  • Phool Hai Muhabbat Toh
  • Kaarti Hai Lekin Bewafa Zaroor Hai.

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  • Wah
  • Wah
  • Wah
  • Wah
  • Log Ghazal Likhte Hain Dusron Ka Maal Dekh Kar
  • Aor Hm Dard Bhare Gaane Likhtay
  • Hain Apna Haal Dekh Kar.

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  • Rangeen Ho Tm Rangon Say Bhi Ziyada
  • Smart Ho Tm Sub Doston May Ziayda
  • Agar Aisa Tm Sochtay Ho Toh
  • Stupid Ho Tm Had Se Ziada.

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  • Pehlay Baahon Me Lenaa
  • Phr Seeny Say Lagana
  • Phr Methi Methi Baty Krna
  • Phr Khoob Kiss Krna
  • Phr Bister Pr Litana
  • Kita Mushkil Hay
  • Bacchon Ko Sulana

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  • Mein Dil Mein Soch Raha Thaa Kay Aap Koh Kiya Kahun?
  • Bewafa
  • Khud Garz
  • Kanjos
  • Bewakoof
  • Yaa
  • Phir
  • Pagal?
  • Achanaak
  • Zong Waalon Ki Awaz Aai
  • “Sub Keh 2u” Bewafaa.

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  • Dil Kah Ashiyan Hm Nahi Sajate
  • Bago Mein Phool Hm Nahin Khilatay
  • Hmari 1 Pasand Se Toot Jayenge 1000 Dil
  • Is Liye Hm Girlfriend Nahien Banatay.

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  • Dhadkano Koh Sunkaar Bhi
  • Tmhay Pyaar Ki Khabar Nahi Huti
  • Kya Mahsoos Karoge Tm Dil Ka Dard
  • Dil Tutne Ki To Awaz Bhi Nahi Hoti.


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  • Usko Paa Kar Kibhi Tu Khona Tha
  • Yeah Hadsa Kabhi Tu Hona Tha
  • Woh Tor Kar Aksar Mujhe Chorti Rahi
  • Jese Men Uss Kay Haat Kah Kio Khilona Tha.

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  • Be Carful
  • When
  • A Gal Tells U That
  • She Loves U
  • From The Bottom Of Her Heart
  • For This May Meanz
  • That There Iss
  • Still Enough Space
  • For Another Boy
  • Onn Top.

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  • My Heart Problem Has
  • Reached A Critical Stage
  • That Doctor Says:
  • There R Only 2 Options Left
  • I.C.U
  • Or
  • U C Me.

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  • A Boy Was Going With His
  • Girl Friend
  • Friend Asked : Who Is She?
  • Boy : My Cousin.

  • The Frend Said: Last Year
  • She Was My Cousin.

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  • What Is The Height Of Flirting?
  • When Your Love Letter Starts With
  • “2 Whom soo ever It May Concern”.

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  • Faith Makes All Things Possiblee
  • Love Makes All Things Eassy
  • Hopes Makes All Things Work
  • But Ur Gorgeouus Smile
  • Brings All Faith
  • Luv & Hope In Me.

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  • The Leaves May F0rget The Tree
  • The Waves May F0rget The Sea
  • The Fl0wers May F0rget The Bee
  • 0r Even U May F0rget Me
  • But I Will Never Ever F0rget U Because U
  • ARE Very Special T0 Me.

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  • I Wr0te Ur Name 0n The Sand Nd It G0t Washed Away
  • I Wr0te Ur Name In The Air Nd It G0t Bl0wn Away
  • I Wr0te Ur Name 0n My Heart Nd
  • I G0t A Heart Attack.

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  • T0day T0mm0r0w Nd F0rever
  • There Will Be
  • 0ne Heart That Beats F0r U
  • U Kn0w Wh0es Ur 0wn
  • Stupid.

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  • At This M0ment 3 7 Milli0n Are Sleeping
  • 2 3 Milli0n Are Falling In L0ve
  • 4 1 Milli0n Are Eating Nd 0nly 1
  • Cutie Is Reading This Txt.

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  • An Imp0rtant Element 0f
  • Friendship Is C0mmunicati0n
  • Nd That’s The Reas0n
  • Why My Fingers
  • Are Still Pressing The Keys
  • 0n My Ph0ne
  • Because I D0n T Want
  • T0 Cut The Line
  • That C0nnects US Take Care Always.

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  • I Have Had A Really Bad Day Nd
  • It Always Makes Me Feel Better
  • T0 See A Pretty Girl Smile
  • S0 W0uld U Smile F0r Me.

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  • Hm Chahain Aap K0h
  • Ap Chahain Kisi 00r K0h
  • Ap Jisay Chahain Khudha Karay
  • W0h Chahain Kisi 00r K0h.

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  • Mere Dil Jigar Kidney Liver H0 Tm
  • waqt-bewaqt aaye v0h Fever H0 Tm
  • D0b ker jisme mar ja0 v0h River h0 tm
  • Mere jeevan main ab t0 f0rever h0 tm.

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  • Dunya mein serf teeen 3 tarah kay l0g hi
  • khush naseb h0tay hein
  • aik W0 jinhay sacha piyar milta hay
  • d00 w0 jinhay acha Yar milta hay
  • teeen W0 jinhay mera sms bar bar milta hay
  • 0nly 4 Y0.

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  • Why D0 U Think I SMS U
  • Why D0 U Think I SMS U
  • Is It Because I Care 0r I Miss U
  • 0r I L0ve U 0r I Need U N0 It’s Bec0z
  • I Need A Pers0n F0r Just Time Pass.

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  • I want u
  • T0 be with me In a nice
  • Resturent
  • T0 have candle light dinner
  • &
  • t0 say th0se sweet tharee
  • w0rds t0 U
  • Pay The Bill.

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  • L0ve is an illusi0n!
  • Its a highly dependency
  • dis0rder
  • 0f weak hearted pe0ple.
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  • Pe0ple with str0ng hearts
  • believe in FLIRTING.

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  • Hey u Kn0w
  • Which is the best day t0
  • pr0p0se a girl
  • April 1
  • yes april 1
  • u Kn0w Why?
  • If she accept its ur luck
  • 0therwise just tell April
  • F00000ll.

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  • mil gayi
  • 0ay mil gayi

  • mil gayi

  • 0ay 0ay
  • mil gayi

  • mil gayi
  • 0ay mil gayi

  • April mein mera SMS padny
  • wali ik 0r bewaq0f mil gayi

  • HELL0 F00L.

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  • After engagement
  • Girl:
  • N0w st0p l00king at girls,
  • u r c0mmited n0w!

  • B0y:
  • 0h0 what d0 u mean
  • if i m 0n diet
  • that d0esnt mean that i cant
  • l00k at MENU .

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  • Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
  • Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
  • Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
  • KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad.

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  • Be careful
  • when
  • a gal tells u that
  • she loves u,
  • from the bottom of her heart,
  • For this may mean
  • that there is,
  • still enough space
  • for another boy
  • on top.

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  • Twinkle Twinkle little star,
  • teri girl friend gaye bazar,
  • us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
  • ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar.

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  • Life without u is impossible,
  • u r in my breath and blood,
  • i cant stay for a second without u,
  • if u r not there i am dead,
  • oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN.

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  • If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely,
  • & feel that U have lost every thing,
  • I will come, Hold your hand,
  • take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show, U where 2 jump From.

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  • Can you see me?
  • no?
  • Turn around,
  • can you see me now?
  • no?
  • Turn again,
  • can you see me now?
  • I can see you bcoz u have a special place in my heart

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  • No matter how high the sky is,
  • How deep the ocean is,
  • How strong the wind is,
  • How wide the river is,
  • I just want to tell YOU,
  • They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS.

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  • There are 3 chambers in my heart,
  • 1 for ALLAH,
  • 1 for ABBU,
  • 1 for AMMI,
  • Oh wat about u dear?
  • Sorry no place 4 u in my heart,
  • bcoz
  • You Are MY HEART.

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  • Ur the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind,
  • I wish I could start my day, with U in my bed,
  • I just luv Ur feel to my lips, U just make my day,
  • I love U NESCAFE.




  • It must have been a rainy day, when you were born,

  • Heaven was crying, cus it lost its most beautiful angel.

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  • He took me from a bar,
  • He took me in his car,
  • He took my top off,
  • He puts his lips on mine,
  • but dont worry,
  • I m a bottle of wine.

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  • Aati hai teri yaad der tak aati hai,
  • Jab tu aas paas se guzar jati hai,
  • Main toh nahta hoon roz,
  • Kyun tu kabhi kabhi nahati hai.

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  • What is a girl friend?
  • Addition of problems,
  • subtraction of money,
  • Multiplication of enemies,
  • &
  • Division of friends.

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  • Nazre na hoti to nazaara na hota,
  • duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota,
  • hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de,
  • jaake khuda se kaho ke,
  • hasino ko banaana chhod de.

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  • If loving you is wrong,
  • then I don’t wanna be right,
  • My love for you is strong, and brighter than any light,
  • The way we must go is long,but we’ll win every fight.

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  • I wanted to put something,
  • incredibly beautiful,
  • sweet,
  • nice,
  • sensitive,
  • erotic
  • and
  • funny
  • on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.

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  • Three dreams of a man,
  • To be as handsome as his mother thinks,
  • To be as rich as his child believes,
  • To have as many women as his wife suspects

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  • The length & breadth & height of you,
  • Total up to quite a view,
  • But to taste the true delight of you,
  • I’ll have to take a bite of u.

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  • Sweet candies are nice to eat,
  • Sweet words are easy to say,
  • but, sweet ppl are hard to find,
  • OH MY GOD, how did u find me?



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  • Walk with me when ur hearts needs company,
  • take my hand when u feel all alone,
  • turn to me when u need some 1 to lean on,
  • coz I’m the one u can always depend on.

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  • I think
  • I should tell you,
  • what people are saying behind your back,
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • Nice Ass.

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  • I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep,
  • I’ll give u two kisses to dream,
  • I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to,
  • when u wake up in the morning, think of me.

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  • BEAUTY TIP:
  • If you want to protect your face,
  • from dust, sunrise and other such things,
  • then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion,
  • with 7 years guarantee.

  • ==================================

  • In the morning I do not eat,
  • because I think of you,
  • at noon I do not eat,
  • because I think of you,
  • in the evening I do not eat,
  • because I think of you,
  • at night I do not sleep,
  • because I am hungry.

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  • Today, tomorrow and forever
  • there will be one heart,
  • that would always beat, for you
  • You know whose,
  • Hey your own stupid.

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  • I want to touch you all over again n again,
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • through my heart and feeling.

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  • Smart Answers
  • Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
  • Student: No, I’m John Smith,
  • Husband: We are having mother for dinner tonight.
  • Wife: Make sure she is well cooked,
  • Father: Shameful results! Do you always get such low marks?
  • Son: No, only when I take exams,
  • Guest: Will these stairs take me to da 2nd floor?
  • Boy: No, you’ll have to walk as welL,
  • Girl: I have changed my mind,
  • Boy: Thank God! Does new one works better?

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  • Why do girls look beautiful?
  • is it real or due to make up?
  • all false
  • Girls look beautiful because
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • boys have good IMAGINATION.

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  • Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho geY,
  • Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey,
  • Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey,
  • EK SMS YAAR.



  • Advise of a dentist,
  • Treat your girlfriend,
  • like a tooth brush,
  • Don’t let anybody else use it,
  • &
  • Changed it every 3 months.

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  • Cheap attitude of girls,
  • When a boy sends dirty sms,
  • She laughs for 10 minutes,
  • Forward that sms to her friends,
  • Then replies the boY,
  • I don’t like these kind of sms ok.

  • ==================================

  • Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like,
  • wrestling with a Pig in mud,
  • After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty,
  • & the pig is enjoying.

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  • DIL KA ASHIYAN HUM NAHI SAJATE,
  • BAGO ME PHOOL HUM NAHIN KHILATE,
  • HUMARI 1 PASAND SE TOOT JAYENGE 1000 DIL,
  • IS LIYE HUM GIRLFRIEND NAHIN BANATE.

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  • By expecting a negative answer,
  • Girlfriend ask ,Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?,
  • To satisfy his girl,
  • the boy reply a negative answer:
  • Nothing of these, I haven’t done.

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  • AM I CUTE? TEST,
  • call if i m cute,
  • miss call if i m gorgeous,
  • Text back if i m pretty,
  • Text a joke if i m charming,
  • Just ignore if u r jealous.

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  • Meri zindagi k 2 asool hain,

  • Pehla:mei kisi ajnabi larki ko lift nahi karvata,

  • AUR dosra:Mei kisi larki ko ajnabi nahi samajhta.

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  • Any Man Who Can Drive Safely,
  • While Kissing A Girl,
  • Is
  • Simply Not Giving The KISS The Attention,
  • It Deserves.

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  • Kehtay hain aurat k hath, mein barkat hoti hai,
  • Bilkul sahi hai, Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein, to
  • 6 inch ki kar deti hai,
  • Jaisay,
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • “Chapaati”
  • Think positive yar

  • ==================================

  • Love is a bird:
  • u hold it tightly,
  • it dies.
  • hold it lightly,
  • it flies.
  • hold it nicely,
  • it shits in ur hands..
  • moral:
  • FORGET LOVE,,
  • just flirt.





  • Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently?
  • Mind u – it’s really very very urgent,
  • damn serious and very imp,
  • I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER

  • ==================================
  • Girl ask to molvi: can i kiss another man?
  • molvi: astagfirullah,
  • Girl: can i kiss a married man?
  • molvi: nauzubillah,
  • Girl: can i kiss u?
  • molvi: bismillaha.

  • ==================================

  • NA BOTTEL MAIN NA JAR MAIN,
  • NA HOTEL MAIN NA BAR MAIN,
  • NA BIKE PAY NA CAR MAIN,
  • HUM TO BUS DIN GUZARTAIN,
  • HAIN AAP KAY MILNEY KAY,
  • INTEZAR MAIN.

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  • Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless, and a friend like u is Useless, Oops Sorry Yaar, Priceless.

  • ==================================
  • 2 Lovers plan to suicide, Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind, Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
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  • LIFE is 4 living, i live mine 4 U LOVE is 4 giving, i give mine 2 U DREAMS are 4 dreaming, mine are 4 U HEARTS are 4 beating, & mine beats 4 U.

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  • May you rise each texting day, with fully charged cell phone in your hand, inspiring message in your mind, me in your heart, and a clear signal all day long.

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  • May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright,

  • May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light,

  • May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget how.

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  • I know you think I”m cute, I know you think I”m fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line.

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  • I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on your mobile screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.



  • Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be,
  • one heart that would always beat for you,
  • You know Whose your Own Stupid.

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  • Bari Gustakhiyan karne
  • Laga Hai Mera Dil Mujh
  • Sy,

  • Yay Jab Sy Tera Hua Hai
  • Meri Sunta Hi Nahi.

  • ==================================

  • Hands Up I’m Lover
  • Officer,
  • U R Under Arrest,
  • Q K Jitne Pyare Ap
  • Ho,
  • Itna Pyara Hona
  • Qanoonan Jurm Hai,

  • Es Leay Ap Ko DIL,

  • Mein Umar Qaid Ki
  • Saza De Jati Hai.

  • .
  • .
  • .

  • Pata Nahi Ayse Msg
  • Log Mujhe Hi Keyu
  • Send Krtein Hain
  • Aisi Keya Bat Hai
  • Mujh Mein
  • (,”) Oh My God

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  • (‘;’)
  • <)(>
  • _||_
  • Zarori Nahi K Har
  • SMS Mein Koi Message
  • Ho,

  • BUS,

  • AAP Yaad Aa Rahy Thy,

  • Es Liye Aap Ko Line
  • Maar Di.

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  • Tuje Yaad Krne Se, Dil Khush Ho Jata Hai,
  • Kr Rha Hu Sms Tu B Kr Le, Isme Tera Kya Jata Hain.

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