flirting quotes new status2017


  • The spaces between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine.

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  • Best Chat Up Line In A Night Club… Boy to Me: Are those fake Eyelashes… Me: No they are my Own… Boy: Shut Up!! Close your eyes so I that I coud see… Stupid Me Closed My eyes and He Kissed Me


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  • I want to be your teardrop. Born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.


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  • How to backfire flirting to let the guy know to get the hell away: Boy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: Hiding from you. Boy: Haven’t I seen you some place before? Girl: Yes- that’s why I don’t go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine. Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: I’d go through anything for you. Woman: Good! Then you can start by going through the door. Man: How did you get to be so beautiful? Woman: I must have been given your share. Man: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out. Woman: OK, get out. Man:I think I could make you very happy. Woman:Why? Are you leaving? Man:What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.


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  • If you stood in front of a mirror holding 11 roses; you will see 12 of the most beautiful things in this word.

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    • Hey last time I looked at my keyboard, I noticed that “u” and “i” are always together


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    • hey, am I invisible?** – nope?, Why?- **so you CAN see me?** – yep- **how about tomorrow night


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    • Life is for living, I live for you Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you Hearts are for beating Mine beats for you Angels are for keeping Can I keep you?


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    • If you wake up in a red room with no windows or doors don’t panic you’re in my heart


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    • Hershey makes a million kisses a day, I’m just asking for one.


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    • Go out at night and count the stars That’s how many years I’ll wait for you


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    • I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.


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    • Hey, i’ve got 2 words for you. What? I love you. Huh, isn’t that 3 words? Cuz you & I are one.


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    • I can’t taste my lips, could you do it for me?

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    • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… Is in love with me


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    • If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put you and I together.

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    • Are you a cashier?… No… then why are you checking me out?!


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    • I know milk does good for the body but DAMN how much did you drink


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    • If you were a tear , I would never cry in fear of losing you


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    • BOY:Do you have a PEN? Girl: yeah BOY: Oh.. Its out of ink! Girl: what? you’re kidding, it works! Boy: It doesn’t work! well, you try.. Go, right your cell phone number here


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    • Do you have a map cause i’am lost in your eyes 


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    • You look so beautiful …You make me forget my Pick up line


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    • Trying to get with you is like trying to touch a star. You know you will never get to but you just gotta keep trying


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    • Lets flip a coin, heads you’re mine, tails I’m yours.


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    • Here I am… What are your other 2 wishes

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    • If loving you is wrong I don’t want to be right.

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    • The mirror is lucky because every time you look into it, it gets to look back at you.


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    • Guy: is your father a robber? girl: no guy: well that’s weird cos I swear that he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.


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    • Feel my shirt. Does that feel like boyfriend material?


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    • BOY: Hey baby.. You look pretty hot tonight… GIRL: I have a boyfriend ya know… BOY: Cool. I have two goldfish Girl: ?? What does that have to do with anything?? BOY: Oh I’m sorry, I thought we were talking about things that don’t matter


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    • I lost my teddy, will you sleep with me

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    • Babe, you fell from haven! (If she ignores you) Add: Too bad you smashed your face!

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    • Don’t be scared if a big fat man comes in to your room and stuffs you in a bag… I told Santa I want you for Christmas


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    • There’s a lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard… Just look 

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    • Your tag is showing, it says made in heaven.

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    • I just ate some Skittles.
    • Wanna taste the rainbow

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    • If I told you had a beautiful body… Would you hold it against me


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    • Girl: “Why do you keep following me?!” Boy: “Because when I was little, my mom told me to follow my dreams.


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    • Boy: Do you like water? Girl: Yes Boy: Then you like 80% of my body


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    • I haven’t been hugged for a while, could you show me how to do it?


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    • I lost the angel for my christmas tree…could you fill its place?


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    • Anti-Pick Up Lines: He: Can I buy you a drink? She: Actually, I’d rather have the money. He: Will you go out with me this Saturday? She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend. He: Go on. Don’t be shy. Ask me out. She: Okay. Go out. He: I think I could make you very happy. She: Why? Are you leaving? He: Shall we go see a movie? She: I have already seen it. He: Where have you been all my life? She: Hiding from you. He: Haven’t I seen you some place before? She: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.


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    • Most pictures may be worth a thousand words, but a picture of you needs only one! Wow


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    • Hey excuse me I think you droped this what is it my number


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    • You’re lips are like vodka, and I want to get wasted.


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    • You tripped me, and I fell, but you didn’t care enough to catch me


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    • Why do you guys have to find a website to know what to tell your girl? Just speak from your heart. I guarantee you she will find it more amazing, and it will leave her speechless and breathless. Girls like to hear what’s in your heart. They want to know that you’re always on their mind. Instead if trying to smooth talk her all the time, just do simple things for her. Like for example, send her flowers with a little note that says “Can’t wait to see you again baby girl” or send her a cute text that says “My day just got better because you just entered my mind” or just call her to say hi. Hug her, kiss her on the forehead, play with her fingers when you hold her hand, play with her hair, watch her favorite movie with her even if you think its stupid, let her wear your favorite jacket, hug her behind the waist, and just be sweet to her. If you don’t treat her like a princess then you don’t deserve to be her prince. So make sure your always treating her how she should be treated. Be a gentleman and I guarantee you, she’d rather be with a gentleman than a jerk. Always treat her right.


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    • One reason God created time was so that I could spend mine with you


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    • I’ve found this new disease, it’s called LOVE. I know its contagious ’cause you gave it to me.


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    • Can I have a bandage because I just scrapped my knee falling for you.


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    • You’ve been charged in court for stealing my heart, trespassing in my dreams, and robbing me of my senses. You’ve been sentenced to a lifetime with me. How do you plead?


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    • Girl, you better have a license, cos you are driving me crazy! Can I have directions? – To where? To your heart.


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    • Boy: “Did it hurt?” Girl: “Did what hurt?” Boy: “Falling out of heaven” Girl: “No, you were there to catch me and I fell straight into your arms”


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    • If I were a star I would grant ur every wish.

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    • Boy: Let’s play a game Girl: What game do you want to play? Boy: Anything but hide and seek Girl: Why?! Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find :

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    • Boy: I just realised something (smiles) Girl: what? Boy: I Love You


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    • Would you like a raisin?
    • – No
    • How bout a date


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    • I want to taste something sweet,could I taste your lips?

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    • Baby, you’re so hot you make the devil sweat. If I told you, you had a hot body would you please hold it against me ? Excuse me, you dropped something. (what) My jaw. You know what would look good on you ? (what) Me.


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    • I may be a flirt but ur boyfriend likes it!


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    • Are you a parking ticket coz you have fine written all over you


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    • A day without sunshine is a day without you


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    • If I stole your heart, and you stole mine, wouldn’t it be the perfect crime


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    • I love it when I catch you looking at me then you smile and look away. My dear Valentine


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    • Priests made me believe in God, Hippies made me believe in Tofu, Environmentalist made me believe in Global Warming, Magicians made me believe in magic, And you made me believe in Love at First Sight. So Thank You

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    • Your parents must be bakers , coz’ ur a cutie pie


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    • Girl if god made anything prettier than you I’m sure he kept it for himself.


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    • Because of you my reality is better than my dreams.


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    • Excuse Me miss. Yes?… But did you happen to notice…*(pulls out mirror in front of her)*…that you’re beautiful.


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    • Your lips look lonely! would they like to meet mine


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    • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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    • Flirtationship : When you and your friend flirt non-stop, but you both know you’ll never really do anything.


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    • My first name and your last name would sound great together.


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    • If you were a sandwich at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.


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    • Flirt shamelessly and get free drinks.


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    • Would you please empty your pockets… I think you just stole my heart


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    • There is no light that could light up my day more then you could

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    • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it right back!


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    • Did you know there are 21 letters in the alphabet? – There are 26 Oh right I always forget U R A Q T…


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    • Out of all of God’s creations, his best work was you.


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    • Looks like heaven has finally answered my prayers.


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    • Call 911 !!! My heart got a stroke when that handsome guy smiled at me 


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    • Boy: I met someone who is really perfect Girl: Then ask her out!!!! Boy: Will you go out with me?


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    • God Made Mud, God Made Dirt, God Made Boys, So Girls Can Flirt!


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    • Boy: Send me a picture Girl: No I look like cr*p Boy: And I’m pregnant Girl: But you’re a boy. Boy: Oh I thought we were saying things that were impossible


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    • Do you have a girl friend ? – Yes I do Who is the lucky one? – I guess its you.


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    • Guy: Hey what’s your name? Girl: Jessica Guy: Can I call you Jessica? Girl: Yeah Guy: What time??!!;) Girl: :O


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    • Not every bird could dance but a peacock did it. Not enery flower could bring love but a rose did it. Not every one coul reach my heart but you did it. Source : 

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    • Flirting: It’s called flirting when you are in a relationship but it is called being friendly when you are single.


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    • Flirting is a single person’s way of saying “I’m free!” but for those in relationships, it’s their way of saying “I’m bored”.


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    • You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.


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    • You are the first and last thing on my mind everyday.


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    • Boy: Could you turn your body? Girl: (Following the boy’s order) Boy: Oh, know I see. Apparently, not all angels have wings!! Girl: (Blushing…


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    • Lets flip a coin! Heads, you’re mine; Tails, I’m yours.


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    • Hey do you have an extra breath? Cos you just took mine away.


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    • Is your mom looking for a son- in- law?

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    • Boy: wooaahh! Girl: what?! Boy: my heart just skipped a beat when I looked at you.


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    • Allow me to rescue you from a crowd of Admirers”

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    • A girl wants to hear that she is beautiful and that you care about her!!! They like it when if you see them in the hallways you immediately open your arms for a hug. They also like it when you walk them to class and try to make you late so you can see them longer. If you see she is sad make sure to ask her if she is alright and girls love it when you try to make excuses to touch her:) Hope I helped.


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    • BOY: Hey baby.. Ya wanna go out some time?? GIRL: I have a boyfriend ya know… BOY: oh.. Well.. I have an English test Girl: ?? Why does that matter?? BOY: well.. That’s the things we both cheat on.


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    • I’m like Micheal Angelo and you’re my master piece.


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    • Excuse me, but I dropped my drink when I saw you across the room and it hit my foot, so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

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    • You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?


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    • Can I take a photo?. . . So I can prove to all my friends angels actually do exist!


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    • If you fall from a tree, you get injured. If you fall into a pit, you get hurt. But if you fall in love with me. You will never get hurt or injured.


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    • Boy: Can you hold something for me? Girl: Sure. What is it? Boy: My hand.


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    • Fat Penguin. What?? I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.


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    • A picture of you is worth more than a thousand words.


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    • Do you have a banana in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me?


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    • Over the phone: Boy: I don’t know what to talk about Girl: me either Boy: than let’s talk about how beautiful you are


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    • If I had three wishes than I’d give back two, cause my only wish is to be with you. 


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    • Do you have a map? cuz im lost in your eyez

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    • I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.


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    • I’m not going to use a cheesy line…basically put it this way I love you..and I want you to be mine forever…


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    • Is it hot in here or is it just you?


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    • Me: Sorry…I just came to this country…Do you know what number I have to press to call a cop? Girl: 911? Me: …and how about if I wanna call you?


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    • Guy: Would you please go and take everything that belongs to you? Girl: how could you? okay…(leaves) Guy: (catches Up) hey silly girl….. Girl: what? Guy: why would you go without me? Did you ever forgot that I belong to you too?


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    • BOY: Can I know your name please? GIRL: No! BOY: Pardon me, I forgot, angels don’t have names…only beautiful faces,right?


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    • I love you more than a game of squash. I love you more than my car. No offense, but my last name goes better with your first name than yours does. Why don’t you give it a try?


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    • Let me check your tag, just what I thought, made in heaven.


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    • Boy: Do you like me? Girl: No way, I don’t Boy: WOW! Even I don’t… We have similar thoughts… We can be good friends.


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    • Boy: I want to be a doctor someday. How about you? Girl: I just want to be your patient someday.


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    • If you got any hotter this whole world would catch fire.


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    • There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!


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    • Lets flip a coin, heads you’re mine, tails I’m yours…


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    • Do you have a Band- aid? Cause I hurt my knee when I fell for you.


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    • Boy: Don’t go away!!! Girl: Why? Boy: Because you are my oxygen. I can’t breathe without you.


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    • Boy: I think your face looks like someone …?? Girl: Who????? Boy: My next girlfriend


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    • Girl: Do you wanna play a hiding game? Boy: No, cos a girl like you is impossible to find.


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    • So I sent angels to watch over you while you sleep, but the angels came back and told me “Angels don’t want over other angels.”


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    • Looking at you makes me believe heaven is real.

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    • You can fall from the sky and you can fall form a tree but baby the best way to fall is in love with me


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    • God was showing off when he made you.

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    • I lost my number. Can I have yours?


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    • Boy: Hey do you know where my heart is? Girl: Yeah? Boy: Oh! So you did steal it


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    • If I Had One Wish, Trust Me I Would Wish For You. 


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    • The best thing about me is …You.

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    • I have a secret What? *leans in and kisses him/her* Don’t tell anyone.


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    • Hey, if you could be ANYTHING in the world, What will you be? – Well, if I could be anything in this world, I’d be you boyfriend.


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    • I like the way you walk when you’re walking my way.


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    • You know who is beautiful? Read the first word.:

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    • I forgot where I live, can I come home with you.

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    • My ex boyfriend sent this message to me on Facebook: So, I saw the most beautiful girl yesterday and I couldn’t help but to admire her… And then I realized I was just looking at pictures of you.


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    • I’m sick, my medicine is to talk to you. See these keys?You like them?I wish I had one to your heart. Do you have a name?Or could I call you mine?


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    • There must be some problem with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.


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    • Something is wrong with my phone. Your number is not in it. My friend wants to know if you like me. You remind me of my next boyfriend. You better have your license cos you’ve been driving me crazy.


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    • Boy: Does your name mean ‘beautiful’? Girl: No. Boy: Well, it should be. I’m calling the dictionary people.


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    • Boy: Where did you hide it? Girl: What? Boy: My heart that you stole.


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    • I didn’t come over here to tell you that you’re beautiful. But as long as I’m here I might as well.


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    • Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes? If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.


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    • Boy: I can see you when I close my eyes. Girl: So? Boy: Just want you to know why I keep closing my eyes.


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    • Go up to a girl. Guy- whistle. Guy walks away. Girl chases him. Girl- why did you just walk away. Guy- because I didn’t deserve to stand next to you. Guy- I hope you get all your wishes. Girl- then you’ll have to stay by my side forever.


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    • Do you have a band- aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.


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    • Boy: I got a picture of something pretty amazing, wanna see it? Girl: Sure Boy: *shows picture of girl*


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    • Your lips look so lonely… Would they like to meet mine?


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    • I just tripped over…and fell in love with you.


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    • My keyboard reminds me of us. U and I are always together.


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    • While talking on the phone* Male to female* “I’mm sorry, I can’t accept long distance calls” Female to male* “What do you mean?” Male to female* “Well, heaven is a long way from here, and I figured I was talking to an angel”


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    • You remind me of my next boyfriend.

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    • Excuse me, you just blinded me with your beauty, now I need your name and number for insurance purposes 


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    • Don’t you wish your boyfriend was hot like me?

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    • Boy: I have to tell you a secret. Come closer. (girl gets closer) kiss!


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    • God lost an angel.. Shhhh, I didn’t tell him where you were cos I want to keep you forever in my life.


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    • I’m sitting here thinking to myself, why is my heart not beating anymore? Forgot you took it last night.


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    • Boy: Hi Girl: …Hi Boy: Do you believe in love at first sight? Girl: Huh??? Boy: Well, I didn’t until I bumped into my 100% perfect girl, who is standing right in front of me 


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    • This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing in the world, but then I saw you and I knew I was wrong.


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    • All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense.


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    • Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.


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    • I flirt occasionally … And that occasion is daily.


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    • Looks like my Santa has come early this year, because you were first on my Christmas list.


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    • You’re so beautiful, I forgot my pick up line.


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    • Can I borrow a quarter? – What for? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.


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    • Every night I go home crying because I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to see you again.


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    • I have had a really bad day today and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you please smile for me?


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    • Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

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    • Anybody know God’s number? Cos he’s got a missing angel.


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    • Flirting is the art of keeping intimacy at a safe distance.


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    • You look sweet. Would you mind if I taste you

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    • If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?


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    • If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.


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    • Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you.


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    • I would fly you to the moon and back if you’ll be… If you’ll be my baby.


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    • Can’t wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful everyday.


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    • There are 20 angels in this world: 10 are playing, 9 are sleeping, and the last one is right before my eyes.


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    • They say dreams do come through, and you are living proof they do.


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    • What time do you have to be back in heaven?


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    • Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?


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    • Let make it short and simple, I love you.

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    • Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.


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    • You are the gold medal that got my heart racing.

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    • Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?


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    • A woman will flirt with anyone in the world as long as other people are looking on.


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    • Flirtation: attention without intention.


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    • BOY: Do you have a drivers license? GIRL: Umm no, why? BOY: Cause you’re driving me crazy.


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    • It’s okay … You don’t have to stop staring … That just means you’re interested.


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    • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?


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    • You’re so sweet there’s a wanted poster for you at the candy store.


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    • Oops! I lost my mobile number! Could I have yours?


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    • Boy: There is something wrong with my phone. Girl: Oh I know whats wrong with it, it doesn’t have my number in it, let me fix that for you.


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    • If looks could kill you’d be a murderer.

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    • Girl, you so beautiful that- ah to hell with the pick up line, can I see you again some time soon?


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    • Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.


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    • Single and looking… Anyone wanna be found?


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    • It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!


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    • Here, Drink this till I’m cute.

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    • Am I dreaming or can I see heaven right through your eyes.


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    • Ok, I’m a girl and I know that I wouldn’t want someone using any stupid pickup lines on me. I would want someone telling me what they really thought, not some cheesy pickup line they heard or saw on a website. Even the “I’m gonna skip the cheesy pickup line and tell yopu you’re beautiful” thing is stupid. Take advice from a girl when trying to ask a girl out, tell them what you think and skip the cheesy pickup line.


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    • If I had a dream girl. You would be her.


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    • Can I borrow a quarter? – What for? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.


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    • If it wasn’t because of the sun, you would’ve been the hottest


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    • My friend wants to know on a scale 1-10 how big of a chance do I have with you.


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    • Are you spying on me cause every time I close my eyes it’s always you that I see


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    • I have to change classes becau~se your beauty distracts me.


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    • I lost my Teddy Bear so I’m~ gonna need you to cuddle.


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    • They should put you ~in an art gallery because you’re a piece of art.


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    • You remind me of my next girlfrien


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    • Boy: Could you please empty your pocket? Girl: Why? Boy: Cos I think you have just stolen my heart.


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    • You must be a robber cuz you stole my heart

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    • Do you have a name?
    • Can I call you mi~ne?


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    • My friend wants to know~ if you think I’m hot

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    • If I ask you a question to be ~my girl right now would you leave or would you stay by my side


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    • I got hit on with this line… boy: You look familiar, what is your name? girl: funny I’ve never seen you before boy: yea you have girl: Where?? boy: in my dreams


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    • I don’t play with dolls, but I don’t mind having you as my barbie.


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    • I’m an organ donor, need anything?

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    • Do you like flowers? Maybe you c~an study these tulips (two lips).


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    • Hey, what do you do apart fro~m looking good?

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    • I’m definitely not a genie,~ but I could totally grant your wishes.


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    • My boyfriend said this to me: Me: I don’t know what to talk about. My BF: Hmmm… Let’s talk about how amazing you are.


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    • I heard God told the angels the most beautiful one will go for holidays to earth, when will you be going back?


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    • Was that an earthquake or did y~ou just rock my world?


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    • Did I die and go to heaven, or do yo~u just look like an angel?


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    • Some people were fighting ~for our country and I was scared, but when I saw your face I was ready for war.


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    • Guy: Are you a doctor?? Girl: No, why?? Guy: I lost my pain when I saw you.


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    • If I had a nickle for every time I saw a girl as pretty as you…I’d have 5 cents right now! You’re so sweet, you can put sugar out of job


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    • Boy: Hands up you’re under arrest. Girl~: Why what did I do? Boy: You’re to pretty to be on the road.


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    • I don’t know much about algebr~a but what I do know is you plus me equals forever.


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    • I could’ve sworn I hav~e seen you somewhere! I remember – it was in a dream


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    • The devil sent me to bring an angel to him, but when I saw you, I never went back.


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    • People tell me the river is beautiful so you must be the ocean.


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    • Check out a girl and say: Yep, made in heaven.


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    • Somebody call heaven cause ~we’ve found the missing angel.


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    • You are arrested for being so cute.


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    • Women love it wh~en you act like you are undeserving of their beauty. Tell her what you think of her, like “You look so beautiful if you were any more you would blind me”~. Did you know p~eople in America spend over $800,000 on plastic surgery, but~ you don’t need to spend a dollar on make up.


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    • I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. Is that ok?


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    • Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: Whe~n you fell from heaven. Girl: Did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell


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    • There is something wrong wit~h your phone What? It doesn’t have my number in it.


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    • Boy: I am sick Girl: Then go to the doctor Boy: My doctor is right in front of me.


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    • Is you’re dad a chilly? Cos you’re freaken hot.


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    • It’s gotta be illegal to look that good

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    • If loving you is a crime, take me in for possession.


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    • Man, this place is great. It’s just __ minutes into the day an I’m already talking to the ~hottest girl in school! Wow, is so~mething on fire? Or are you just smoking~ hot? I mean, are you a thief? Because someone just stole my heart


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    • Your eyes are like the sun, I need sun glasses just to look at them.


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    • Aren’t you tired?…You’ve been running throught my mind all day…


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    • I know I just met you but is it bad if I say I love you


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    • Flirting is a risky game. One m~istake, and you are committed.


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    • Guy: Do you have a cell phone I~ can borrow? Girl: Why? Guy: Well someone has to call god and tell him one of his ang~els is missing.


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    • Catch and release, there’s more fish in the sea, unless of course that catch is me.


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    • If you were an apple, you’d be delicious.


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    • You’re so hot I have to jump in the pool!

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    • Is something burning or are you that hot?

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    • A rose saw you and sho~uted wow at your beauty.


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    • You’re the reason for globa~l warming. – What? Cos you’re too hot!


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    • Has anyone got a ba~ndage? I’ve badly scrapped my self falling for you.


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    • Your smile sends me to heaven. and on a scale from 1-10, youre 11


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    • If you were a bullet I wo~uld shoot myself to have you in me.


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    • I want to call heaven, th~ey dropped an angel

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    • What is your height? H~ow did you fit in my heart


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    • I play basketball ! Could I g~et your name and number ? So I can put it on my jersey


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    • When you smile you look like a diamond in the night sky


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    • Do I have sugar in my eyes, or are you really sweet? And I thought angels had wings! I will be the man of you’re dreams if I ~kissed you.


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    • Hey ive seen y~u some where
    • i know!!…in my dreamz

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    • If I was your heart will you let me beat.. If you was a light switch ..will you let me turn you on


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    • Roses are red, violets are blue, you know I’ve got my eyes on you


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    • Is this my dream cause I’ve nev~er seen anything so beautiful


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    • Boy: Do you like water? Girl: Um~, yeah Boy: Then you like 75% of my body


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    • Boy: Are you keeping it safe? G~irl: What Safe? Boy: My heart


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    • So… Which pick- up line ~works for you?:p


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    • Boy: can I ask you something? girl:sure what is it? boy:is that your brain on the floor? girl:No??? boy:oh must be mine caus~e when I saw you, you blew my mind

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