Fun SMS Maza Lo Messages


  • Aaj kuchh ghabraaye se lgty ho,

  • Thand se kuchh kap kapaaye se lgty ho,

  • Nikhar kr aai ha soorat aapki,

  • Bahut dino k bad nahaany se lgty ho.

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  • Jb koi itna khaas bn jaye top funny sms,

  • Usky brry me sochna ehsaas bn jaye,

  • To mang lena khuda se usy zindagi bhr k liye,

  • Is se pehly ki uski maa kisi or ki saas bn jaye.

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  • Bap bety se: 2 saal bad ghr qn wapas aye ho,

  • Beta: papa me ne kaha tha na k,

  • Kuchh bn kr hi waps aun ga.

  • Baap: kia bnya,

  • Beta: ek bchy ka baap.

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  • A question to a company,

  • Ap apny employees ko punctual kesy rkhty hn,

  • He smiles and replies,

  • Mere pas 30 parking spaces hn,

  • 20 free hn. or akhri 10 paid.

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  • Manager to employee,

  • Katappa ne bahu bali ko qn mara?

  • Employee: kapatta uski promotion se khush ni ho ga sir.

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  • Dada: beta ik wqt tha k me jaib me 2 rupy ky k dukaan se bht sa saman ly ata tha,

  • Pota: Dada g ab ye hrkaten nhi chlen gi,

  • Ab dukano me security cameras lg gye hn.

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  • Wo aaj bhi srdi me mrr rhi ha Faraaz,

  • Mene ik bar kaha tha tum sweater k bghair,

  • Katrina Kaif lgti ho.

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  • Sardar Darakht se ulta ltka hua tha,

  • Kisi ne poochha k kya hua?

  • Sardaar: Yar sr dard ki goli khai ha,

  • Kahin pait me na chli jaye.

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  • Biwi: Tum soty huye mujhy gaaliyan de rhy thy,

  • Shohar: Tumhe ghalat fehmi ha

  • Biwi: kya ghlt fehmi ha?

  • Shohar: Yhi k me so rhi thi.

  • Mom: sofa letny k liye nahi bethny k liye hota ha,

  • Me: chappal bhi marny k liye nahi pehnny k liye hoti ha.


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  • Who says ” nothing is possible”

  • From the past few days m doing nothing,

  • Trust me.

  • It is possible.


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  • He said
  • I love u,

  • I said,
  • Oh wow,
  • How sweet,
  • I love myself too.


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  • Bahaaro phool barsaao mera “DOST” aya hy.
  • Honto pe muskan, gali my mehak laya hy                                                               Barson tk thi jisy pani se “ELERGY”Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaaya hy. 😀 :p J 😉
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  • When single woman loves you

  • When single woman loves you, you are a husband

  • When many women love you, you are a celebrity

  • When hundreds of women love you, you are a cricketer

  • When thousands of women love you, you are a leader

  • But When all the women in the city love you,

  • Then you are a best Darzi


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  • It takes 1000000 workers …
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  • Million soldiers to ..
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  • But just one woman ..
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  • to make a Happy Home!
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  • Let’s Thank…KAMWALI MaSSi 😀
  • 😛 😀 lolx hahahahhahahaha


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  • God Ney pOOchha:
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  • “kidhar jaaney ka maangta???”
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  • Swarg ya narak???
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  • Apon bola narak. ..
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  • Maloom q???
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  • Tum saala dost log udharich milega…
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  • Bole to jidhar tum..
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  • woich apna swarg hoga…!! 😀 😀


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  • A day without sunshine..

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  • is like..

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  • you know..

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  • night… 😀 😀


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  • *Killing English*

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  • Pappu:- “Hey, Fruit walay Baba, give me some Potatoes fever. . .

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  • Fruit wala: Oo mere bhai ye ‘Potatoes Fever’ kya hota hai? . .

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  • Pappu:- Oo Maye Gaad, You Literacy People, Potatoes Fever means

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  • “Aaloo Bukhara!”


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  • BV:
  • Janu tum mujheY..
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  • weseY piyar nahi karteY..
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  • jese Shahrukh Khan …
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  • Kajol se film me karta hEy! :(
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  • Husband:
  • Wo Pyar karneY k…
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  • 14 crore leta hEy…
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  • tereY Baap neY kabi 400 nahiN diye 




  • Hero loves heroine …
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  • but heroine loves the villain…
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  • But villain loves hero’s sister..
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  • and hero’s sister loves ..
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  • heroine’s brother …
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  • Here, heroine’s brother ..
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  • loves villain’s sister …
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  • But villain’s sister loves ..
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  • hero’s brother…
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  • Again!, hero’s brother is ..
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  • also interested in heroine..
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  • and you already know ..
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  • that heroine loves villain…
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  • Finally two people commit suicide…
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  • Who’re they?
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  • Producer and the Director!! 😀 😀


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  • Love – the quest…
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  • Marriage – the conquest..
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  • Divorce – the inquest!!! 😀 😀


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  • A new study shows ..
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  • that ..
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  • Diarrhoea is hereditary…
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  • it runs in ur Jeans!!! 😛 lolx


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  • Heart touching Lines…
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  • If U Are In Tears..
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  • Without ..
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  • Any Reason Then..
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  • Then..
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  • Then Somebody Is …
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  • Peeling Onion Near U…. 😛 😀

  • Don’t Over emotional 😀


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  • 2 snakes meet each other…
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  • 1st snake:
  • “I hope I am not poisonous.”
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  • 2nd snake:
  • “Why???”
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  • 1st snake:–
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  • BecOz I bit my lip! :(


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  • Agar zindagi mein kamyab hona hai…
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  • tou apne dimag ki suno..
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  • agar wahan se koi jawab na miley..
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  • tou apne dil ki suno…
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  • agar wahan se bhi koi jawab na mile…
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  • tou apne ankhain bund kr k soocho….

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  • Ya Allah kahin mein Sardar g tou nahi… 😛 😀 HAHAHHAHAH


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  • ((((((Message Of the Day)))))

  • Money can’t buy happiness…
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  • but somehow…
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  • it’s more comfortable to cry…
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  • in a BMW than on a bicycle….!! 😀 😀


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  • 1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
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  • WARNING ! ! !
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  • This is a VIRUS …

  • When u turn ur phone off..
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  • it WON’T WORK AGAIN!!!

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  • hAPPy APRIL FOOL.. 😀 😀 😛


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  • Cheese is CheeZE..

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  • Butter is butter..
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  • if u FORget me..
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  • I will throw YOu in…
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  • *-*-*-*-*-*-*
  • * G U T T E R *
  • *-*-*-*-*-*-*
  • I SERIOUSLy miss yOu eVERyDAY..!! :) 😀

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  • Koi Gham Nahi Magar Dil Udas HEY..

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  • Tujh SeY Koi Rishta Nahi Phir Bhi Eik Aas HEy..

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  • Kehne Ko Bohut Apnay Magar Tu EIk Khas Hey..

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  • Zyada Emotional Na Hona Uper Sub Bakwas Hey





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  • Funny Question:

  • Agr Shadi Ki Rat Apka Bed Toot Jaye
  • To Subha Ghar Walon Ko Kiya Waja Batao Gay?

  • Reply Me.

  • Send it to ur friends..
  • Barey Mazedar Jawab Aein Gay..!!


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  • Beautiful answer by a student : 😀

  • Q: How 2 Kill an Ant?
  • Asked in exam for 15 marks.
  • Student:
  • Mix Chilli Powder with
  • Sugar& keep it outside the
  • Ants Hole….

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  • After eating,
  • Ant will search
  • for some water near a water
  • tank…

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  • Push ant in to it…

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  • Now ant will
  • go to dry itself near fire…

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  • When it reaches fire, put a bomb into
  • the fire.,,

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  • Then admit wounded ant in
  • ICU…

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  • Remove oxygen mask from its
  • mouth n kill the ant…!!! 😀 😀 😀


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  • 2013-kya aapkeY toothpaste mein namak hai??? :/

  • 2015-kya aapke toothpaste mein namak or nimbu hai??

  • 2016-kya aapke toothpaste mein namak,nimbu or chatmasala hai???…

  • 2020-Colgate Dal fry special,Colgate butter masala,Colgate lemon tea flavor,Colgate mix veg,Colgate Spicy,Colgate butter chicken flavour………

  • 2021-kya aapke muh mein dant hain?? :/
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  • NAHI…???

  • To le aaiye ready made Colgate teeth.. 😀 😀


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  • NaAA khanay main hey..

  • NAa sonay main hey..

  • jo mazA..

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  • NASWAR mai hai 😛 😀


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  • My grandmom started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now,

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  • and we don’t know where the hell she is. 😛 😀 😀


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  • LoOk Dear!

  • Homework can’t kill anyone,
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  • but why take the chance??? 😛 😀


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  • Larki:
  • Aaj seY hamara rishta khatam… I hate You..
  • Hum ek doosry ko sary gift wapis karte heyn..

  • larka:
  • Theek hy…
  • Easy load sey start laity hain 😛 😀

  • larki
  • Janu ab me mazaq b na karon kya???? 😛 😀 lolx


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  • Harsh reality 😛 😀

  • “Guns don’t KILL people
  • Dads wiD Pretty Daughters
  • KILL people.”

  • :) :)

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  • Funny question:

  • What do u Call a Female Who Never Laughs???

  • think..
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  • think..
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  • “HASINA” :) 😛 😛


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  • Nan Kho RaSara Ajeeba Kar Osho..

  • Bus Key Charta TLem..
  • Bus Chey Lag Mahke Larro Nu CaLendar Aawaz Oko, Vey Karaya Warkai..
  • Nu Maa Jeeb Na Yao Pachasey Raowesto, CaLander Ta Mey Onewo No Waye-Naghasto..
  • Ao Es Ye Hum Rata Wo-NawayeL..

  • Yao Saat Pass Me Warta Bya Wonewo..
  • Kho Bya Ye Hum WanaghastOO..
  • Soch Me Kao, Che Sok Reshtadar, Ya Ba Mey Pakhwaney Dost Vi Nu..
  • Kho Che KaLa Da Bus Na Koz Shwam Nu Bya Pwey Shwam..
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  • Che Pa Bus Yeh LekaLi Wo..
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  • KhkuLi Pakey Free…




  • kya samjhayy???

  • nahii naa..

  • its okay,  mobile ulta kr k dekho. :)


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  • A very tough question:

  • girls apna dupatta Larkon ky samnay
  • aanay kay bad he Qiun theek krti hain??

  • forward to all and get interesting replies :)
  • reply me first


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  • Edit button dabaoo
  • r sirf 1 r 4 ko mitao.

  • 0r khud ko BANAO DON 😀 😀

  • Donkey bny tou mujay mat blame krna 😀


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  • Eik baat hamesha yaad rakhen…

  • DO chezen muqaddar walon ko hi milti hain.

  • no. 1 Samosey k 7 zyada Chatni…

  • Or 2usra,

  • Dahi barey k saath Paapri… 😀


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  • Biggest Tragedy Of Mathematics:
  • 1000s Of Years Passed…
  • Th0usands Of Theorems Derived..
  • Millions Of Formulas Made..
  • But still.
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  • ‘X’ is Unknown!!! 😛 😀 lolx


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  • Admi to kid: apki father kya kaam krty hain??

  • BaCha : P.C.W Maen HoTe Hain

  • AdMi : P.C.W Ka Kiya Matlab Hai?

  • BaCha : Palawan cholo wala ..! 😛 😀


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  • Aaj kal mAAn kar

  • raha hai ki mey

  • tumhey..

  • kabhi bhi mauka

  • dekh kr

  • sabkey samney

  • eik

  • k

  • ki

  • kis

  • kiss

  • kissa sOOnau

  • thanedaar ka..!!


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  • 3 things i like about u. lemme tell you,

  • 1––—-

  • 2–—.––—

  • 3–—,––,––—-

  • Yaar kuch tou accha kiya hota zindagi mein..!! 😛 😀


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  • Angry boss: Tumney kabi UllOOu dekha hai???

  • Employee (sar jhukatey huwe): Nahin sir.

  • Boss: Nichey kya dekh rahey ho ? Meri taraf daikho. 😛 😀 hahahaha


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  • aik customer service center pathan ko job diya giya..
  • pathan apney phley customer sey..




  • Kia ye Donkey aap ka hey? agr nahi to isko aagy send kr doo 😛 😀


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  • ka doctoranOO filmOOna jorol nu da aghe filmoono numuna ba se dasi oo 😛

  • X-Ray Ho Na Ho..

  • KahoO Na Bukhar Hai..

  • Hum Blood Dey Chukey Sanam…

  • Mere Yaar Ka Operation He..

  • Kaash Ap Humare Patient Hotey..

  • Mein Dettol Ki Deewani Hoon..

  • Humara Thermometer Ap Ke Pass Hey..

  • Kabi Drip Kabi Injection…

  • Zukaam To Hona Hi Tha..

  • 😛 😀 lolx


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  • Pathan ko bar bar I love u ka msg araha tha..

  • Dost n3y pocha: Khair hai???

  • Aaj tu boht I love you ke msgs arahey hain !

  • Pathan: O jee nen me pa ghaltai da khazee mobile raoray .. zka :) ! 😛 😀 lolx


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  • Pathan Aur Sardar Football Dekhtay huw33

  • Sardar: Ye Sub Ball Ko Latien Kiun Mar Rahe Hain??

  • Pathan: Goal Karney K3y Leye

  • Pathan: G()()l Tuo Hai r Kitna Goal Karengey 😛 😀 lolx hahahhahah


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  • 1 Pathan k mozay Sey itni badbo Aati K Jahan

  • jata Log Bhag jatey Uski

  • Biwi ney New mozay Lakr Deye r

  • kaha k marey bhai ki shadi ka Function hey

  • New mozay pehan kr ana….

  • Pathan jb Gaya tuo Log bhag Gaye.

  • Biwi (Ghuse sey) New mozay Nahi Pehan k aye???

  • Pathan Mujhe pta Tha tuo Yaqin Nahi karegi..

  • is Leye Puraney 7 Laya h()()n.


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  • BV: Itn3 Slow Awaz M3in kis Sey Bat ker Rahay H()??

  • Husband: Behn sey…

  • BV: Behn Sey Slow Awaz Mein Bolnay ki kiya Zarorat hey???

  • Husband: Tumhari Jo Hey. 😛 😀 lolx


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  • Aankho sey aans()()()o ki judai kr do..

  • Dil sey ghamo k3 widaai kr do..

  • Agr DIL na lage kahi t()()h…

  • Aa jao merey ghar k33 safai kr do…!! 😛 😀 hhhahahhaha


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  • Sacha tareen waqiya..

  • 1 buzurg kisi ky ghar tashreef ley gayee sara khandan baba g k pas jama thaa ksi ny shan main gustakhi kr di. theek 15 mint bad sara khandan andha hogaya r zur zur sy ronay aur chillany laga, baba g hamain maaf kr do ham pr raham karoo atnay main baba g uthayy r joti uthai r sab ko eik eik lagaee r farmaya…

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  • kambakhtOOOOo light chali gayyee..
  • generator lagaaaaa 😛 😀


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  • kutay
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  • dalaly
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  • kaminay
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  • salay
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  • bhan jode
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  • harram zaday
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  • kanjer
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  • khbees
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  • lanti
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  • yeh sari bht khatarnak galiyan hain in sey perhaiz karoO!!

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  • Eik tuo ap sharmatey bOhat hu..

  • Agar bat karey koi tuo irritate bOhat hU..

  • dil chahta hai key koi sms na karoOn..

  • per suna hey sms parhney k bad muskuratey bOhat ho…



  • Bheega bheega sa ye December hai bheegi bheegi c ye tanhaaiiii…

  • in kitabon main jee nahi lagta hum ko sajnii ki yaad aayi hai….!!! 😛 😀


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  • Life without you is impossible..

  • you are in my breath and blood…

  • i can’t stay 4 a second without you..

  • if you are not there i am dead…
  • Listen DUde..

  • i am talking about oxygen! 😀 😀


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  • laborer from Boss in a factory:

  • “Sir Mere Ghar 19th Bacha Peda Huwa Hai
  • Meri Sallery Ziada Kr Do!

  • Boss:
  • Yar Meri Gal Sun,
  • Main Apni Factory Chlawan Ya Teri????? 😛 😀 lolx hahahhahah


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  • While Motivating His Salesman Team,

  • The Manager Put 4wd An Incentive:
  • The 1 Wid The Highest Sales Will Get A Blowjob.
  • Employees:
  • Who Will Give It?
  • Manager:
  • The 1 Wid The Lowest Sales.


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  • 2 Men Talking In Wedding Ceremony:

  • 1st admii:
  • Abhi Kal Ki Baat Hey,

  • Ye Larki Meri Godi Me Khelti Theee 😛

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  • 2nd admii:
  • Aap Larki Waale Ho???

  • 1st:

  • Naahi, Mai BOSS Ho Iska… 😛 😀 lolxxx

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  • khush fehmii…

  • A BOSS Marrying His Own Secretary
  • Thinking That She Will Still Follow
  • His Orders As Before…!! 😛 😀


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  • BoSS:
  • Ye Tum Itne Chote Chote Kapre Q Phnti Ho???

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  • Personal assistant:
  • Kya Krun Itni Salary Me Itne Hee Chote Kpre Atey Hen
  • Boss! 😛 😀 lolx


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  • sharpness ..

  • Intrviewr asked saad:

  • I am going to ask u a single question!

  • Intrviewr:

  • Ok Tell Me This

  • “What Comes First,

  • Day Or Nite”

  • Saad: Thought 4 A While

  • N Said:

  • Its Day Sir

  • Intrviewr Asked:

  • How?

  • Saad Replied:

  • Sorry Sir,

  • U Promised Me That

  • U Will Not Ask A Second Questn!

  • he was selected 😀


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  • I’m Desperately Trying to Find Out th0se 4 Pe0ple Wh0 r Interexted in My Life,
  • When Mom keepx Saying …

  • ”Chaar LOG Dekhenge to Kya Bolenge”


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  • yao pathan angoor kharsol:

  • kho awaz ba ye se dasii kolo “aalogan wakhlai  aalogan”

  • 1 sary wrta wel khan saib da kho angoor de?? :/

  • Pathan: Chup shaa ! us ba dambaran khabr shee ..




  • Pathan: zargiya us sta da mor tokhay snga de???

  • Dost: Tokhay kho ye band sho, kho us a saa laga laga bandigii …

  • Pathan: hes khbra ne da , ka Khuday kry khair v nu agha bam banda shee :)

  • 😛 😀 hahahhahah


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  • aik shairr sunnata hoon zaraaa ghoor sy sunnoo…


  • zara ghoor sey sunnooo…

  • wah wahh

  • Mujhay nahii ataaa haii kisi orrrsy sunno 😛 😀 hahahaha

  • hum ka shayar lagta haii apkooo?? 😛


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  • MUnna bhai:

  • yAAR circuit apun ko 1 nurse se piyar ho gaya hai…us ko letter mein kiya likhon??

  • circuit:

  • bindaaas likhne ka…

  • SISTER I LOVE U,

  • TMHARA MUNNA BHAI  😛 😀

  • hahaahahahaha


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  • Ahsan bhai, plz ye message parhin foran
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  • Saaalay Tu Q Parh Raha Ha? :-@
  • Tu Ahsan Ha?
  • Har Kisi Mein GhuSsna Zaroori Haiii? :@ 😛 😀


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  • DEKH BETA:

  • When I am angry,

  • I eat alot..

  • When I am happy,

  • I still eat alot 😛 😀


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  • Aurat ke deleri ka andaza aAdmi ko Shadi ky din

  • usee waqt laga lena chaheye jabb,

  • Wu usaay leeny 500 baarateyuon k saath jata hai,

  • R

  • Udhir se ye Shairni akili hi aajati haii…

  • hahhahahaha 😀 😀


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  • Guy:I Love U
  • Gal:Hahahahahah
  • Guy:I Won’t Live Without u..
  • Gal:Hahhahahahahhaha
  • Guy:I Will Die 4u..
  • Gal:Hahahahahahahahahhahah
  • Guy:I Will Gift u A Gold
  • Ring With Diamond
  • Gal:Awwwww cute! Promise????
  • Guy:Hahahahahahahahhaha 😀 😛 😀


  • =============================

  • One Frog Asked Astrologer: Plzz Tell My Future
  • Astrologer: A Smart Girl Will Touch U
  • Frog: Great Bu8 When & Where?
  • Astrologer: Next Semester In Zoology Lab.


  • =============================

  • A 4reigner Had Very Spicy Indian Dinner
  • Next Morning He Came Out Of The Toilet & Said
  • Now I Understand Why Indian Use Water
  • Tissue Can Catch Fire.


  • =============================

  • Patient: Plzz Don’t Give Me The Injection
  • I’m Afraid Of It’s Pain
  • Doctor: Don’t Wrry
  • I’ll Inject U 1st That Kills The Pain.



  • =============================

  • Son: The Girl Of Our Neighborz
  • Don’8 Understand Eglish
  • Father: How Do U Know?
  • Son: I Said To Her Give Me Sweet Kiss
  • Nd She Slapped Me.


  • =============================
  • Funny Definitionz
  • Home: A Place Where U Can Scratch Where It Itches
  • Doctor: A Person Who Cures
  • The Ills By Pills
  • Nd
  • Kills By His Bills
  • Love: Loss Of Valuable Energy
  • Wife: Worries Invited 4r Ever.


  • =============================

  • Mr.Ban Got An Invitation 4r A Party
  • They Told Him That He Must Put Brown Tie Only
  • When He Went To Party He Was Shocked?
  • Other Were Wearing Pants & Shirts Also.


  • =============================

  • A Typical Student Flips
  • A Coin Nd Think
  • If Head- Will Go To Sleep
  • If Tail- Will Watch A Move
  • If Stands- Will Listen Music
  • If Stays In Air- Will Study.


  • =============================
  • He+She= Love
  • He+She+Love=Marriage
  • He+She+Love+Marriage=Child
  • He+She+Love+Marriage+Child=Family
  • Nd
  • He+She+Love+Marriage+Child+ Family=Prblem
  • So My Dear Frnd
  • B Careful.


  • =============================

  • A Student Wrote A Letter
  • To His Father 4rm Hostel:
  • Dear Dad
  • No Money No Fun
  • Ur Son
  • His Father Replied:
  • Dear Son
  • So Sad
  • Very Bad
  • Ur Dad.


  • =============================

  • Kuch Arsaa Pehlay Meray
  • Sms Ahmaq L0ag Read Kiya
  • Kartay Thay
  • Alhamd-U-Lillah Abb Bhi
  • W0hi L0g Read Kartay Hain.


  • =============================

  • Ek Pathan Aur
  • Ek Gada Sath
  • C0llege Jaaya Kartey They
  • Kuch Arse K
  • Baad Pathan Akaila Jaraha Thaa
  • Why!!
  • Kyun Ka Gade Ne Graduate Kar Lia.


  • =============================

  • Bandaria Ki Beti
  • Apni Maa Sey B0li
  • K Maa Mujheey Shadi
  • Karni HaiMaa Ney Kiya Kaha
  • Pata Hai
  • B0li Beta Saabar Kar
  • D0lha Abhi Sms Parh Raha Hai.


  • =============================

  • Pathan G0t J0b
  • In Telen0r Call Center
  • Cust0mer My Telen0r
  • Sim Bl0cked What T0 D0 N0w?
  • Pathan D0nt Take Tensi0n
  • Rem0ve Telen0r & Put Warid Sim
  • Thanks F0r Calling Uf0ne



  • =============================

  • Sms Karne Pe J0 Marte Hain
  • Call Karne Se J0 Darte Hain
  • Luck T0 Dekh0 Mera
  • Aisay Kanj00s D0st Mere
  • Hi Pallay Parte Hain.


  • =============================
  • abcdefghijklmn0pqrstuvwxyz
  • Yeah mesg her unparh 00r jahil k0h m0bile per
  • karain mainay apni duty pure
  • kardi ab apki bari hay ki0n k
  • Parvaiz Ilahi kah khuwab
  • parhaa likha Punjab.


  • =============================

  • Pathan t0 d0ct0r :- puray jism mein kaheen
  • be ungle laga0n t0h b0hat dard h0ta hay
  • d0ct0r suggested full b0dy X-Ray
  • When he checked X-Ray
  • he f0und fracture in his ungli (finger).


  • =============================

  • Girl t0 Pathan: – will U merry me
  • pathan :- n0 hm shadi sirf relatives
  • mein he kartay hein
  • meray papa nay mama sey ke
  • bhai ney bhabi sey ke
  • khala ne khal0 sey ke 00r kaan
  • kh0l kay sun l0h mein apne
  • biwi sey he shadi kar0nga.


  • =============================
  • Apnay teacher ke b0hat
  • respect kijiye ki0n kay
  • ki0n k is duniya mein
  • murghee k ilawa w0h wahid
  • pers0nality hein j0h
  • ap k0h anda dey sakti hain.


  • =============================

  • Husun k0h chand jawani
  • k0h kanwal khate hein
  • Dekh ker Hm tujhe usi
  • waqt Ghazal khate hain 00ff
  • ye sange marmar sa tarasha
  • h0wa shafffaf badan
  • Dekh ney wale tujhay
  • Taj-Mahal Khate hein.


  • =============================

  • C0uld u Fax Me Ur Ph0t0 Very Very Urgently ?
  • Mind u It’s Really Very Very Urgent
  • Damn Seri0us And Very Importnat
  • I’m Playing Cards And
  • We’ve Misplaced The J0KER.


  • =============================

  • yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
  • liya papper aur tasveer aappki
  • banayi s0cha tha ki usk0h dil se
  • laga kar rakhenge magar v0 t0
  • bach0 k0h draane ke kaam aayi.


  • =============================

  • W0 aaj bhe hume dheakh kar muskurate hain
  • Yeh t0 unke bache hee kamine hain
  • J0 Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.


  • =============================

  • Majnu K0h Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya
  • Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya
  • Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai
  • Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free H0ne Ke Intezar Mai.



  • =============================

  • Chaand k0h gar00r hai ki uske paas n00r hai,
  • t0 kya huwa
  • Mujhe bhe gar00r hai ki mera D0st Lang00r hai!.


  • =============================

  • Chal Chaliye MaSjid de uS nukrray

  • Jitha jutiyan di laMbi qatar h0wy.

  • Ek tu Chuk le, ek Main Chukan,

  • Saddi EID bari Mazadar h0wy.


  • =============================

  • TeaCher:
  • Es Sentence Ko English Mai Translate Karo

  • “Larkiyan Yaha Se Guzar Chukki Hai”
  • .
  • ME:
  • Oh Shit Yar I Am Late.


  • =============================

  • 1 question puchu???
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • . . .
  • sach sach btana…
  • .
  • .
  • . .
  • facebook pe kitne
  • frnds hain apke???


  • =============================

  • Old But Epic Game..
  • .
  • Kisi Bhi Movie Ka Naam Likho Uske Baad
  • Laga
  • Do,
  • .
  • “Bathroom Me”
  • ___Like this:
  • ” kuch kuch hota hai bathroom me”
  • .
  • “jannat bathroom me ”
  • .
  • ” tum mile bathroom me”
  • .
  • “ek tha tiger bathroom me”
  • .
  • “Dhamaal bathroom me”
  • .
  • “Hulchal bathroom me”
  • Chalo Start Ho Jao
  • Dekhte hai Sabse Funny Comment
  • Kiska
  • Hota hai.


  • =============================
  • Truth:
  • Kisi ki Shakal itni buri nhi hoti jitni,
  • uske voter-id-card ‘me hoti hai,
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • Or itni sunder b nhi hoti jitni,
  • Facebook ki profile ‘me hoti hai.


  • =============================

  • Science kehta hai ki Pani boil karne se germs
  • mar jate hai,
  • .
  • .
  • par science ko ye nahi pata ki germs ke
  • marne ke baad unki,
  • Dead bodies
  • to pani me hi reh jati hai.
  • .
  • Stupid Science..
  • Maa kasam bachpan se genius hu..
  • Lekin kabhi gharoor nahi kiya


  • =============================

  • Wife husband say,
  • aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon,

  • Husband:
  • tumhay kis nay kaha,

  • wife:
  • meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain.


  • =============================

  • Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
  • Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
  • Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli,
  • “Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye.


  • =============================

  • Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai,

  • Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai,

  • upar likha hai most wanted,

  • neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai.




  • =============================



  • Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,
  • He went to eat it,
  • But
  • On the way he saw a keeri,
  • He left the Gurr & went with keeri.
  • MORAL:
  • Gurr nalo ishq mitha


  • =============================

  • Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass,
  • Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass,
  • .
  • .
  • Students ka sufiana kalam.

  • =============================

  • Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree,
  • Suddenly A RABBIT Passed Very Fast,
  • Tiger Could Not Make Out & Asked,
  • What Was That?

  • 2nd Tiger Smiled And Said:
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • Fast Food


  • =============================

  • Life mein kbhi bhi
  • Dukh milen,
  • Ghum milen,
  • apnay ansuon ko beh janay dena unhain rokna mt
  • Kyon k,
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • Rukay huay pani mein he, Dengue machar anday deta ha.
  • (‘,’)
  • >))>
  • _||_
  • Smjhay kuch
  • Mortein mat jala k sonay walon


  • =============================

  • Height Of Thinking,
  • Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again,
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • 1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh,
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • 2nd Friend: No Waaaaays,
  • If V Suicide Than In Next Life Again,
  • We Have To Study From Pre Nursery.


  • =============================
  • Peer BaBa Arz Kartay hain,
  • Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,
  • Wah Wah,
  • Dil ha sacha, aur dimagh hai kacha,
  • Tere msgs nai aa rahey,
  • Kya baat hai bacha?


  • =============================

  • Truth:
  • Kisi ki Shakal itni buri nhi hoti jitni,
  • uske voter-id-card ‘me hoti hai,
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • Or itni sunder b nhi hoti jitni,
  • Facebook ki profile ‘me hoti hai.


  • =============================
  • Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best,

  • Girl: All the best to you too,
  • But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed,

  • Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.


  • =============================
  • The awkward moment when,

  • when your friend is arguing with their
  • parents &,

  • their parents turns towards you
  • and asks,

  • Do you ever talk to your parents like this?


  • =============================
  • Wife husband say :
  • aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

  • Husband:
  • tumhay kis nay kaha?

  • wife:
  • meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain




  • Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
  • Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
  • Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli,
  • Fitteh Moon Tum idhar bhi agaye.


  • =============================

  • 1st Dost:
  • Kal mei raat ko bathroom gya,
  • to andar jin tha,
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • 2nd Dost:To phir kia hoa,
  • 1st Dost:Hona kia tha mei jin se bola,
  • Tum kar lo humara to wese hi nikal gaya ha.


  • =============================

  • Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai,

  • Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai,

  • upar likha hai most wanted,

  • neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai.


  • =============================

  • Height Of Fashion,
  • 3 Year Old Baby Telling His Mum,
  • Mom Pamper Zara Neechay, Bandhain Baggy Look Aata Hai.


  • =============================

  • Mathematics and Women r similar
  • as.
  • They both are complicated but,
  • Maths is better since it has Logic at least.


  • =============================

  • Pls sab meri mother k liye dua kareen..
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • Allah unko jildi pyari c, bahu ata farmaey
  • Sab bolo AMEEN.


  • =============================

  • Pathan Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang Karta Tha,

  • Pathan NeNew SIM Kharid, Kar Use SMS Kia Maine,

  • Wo Sim Band Kar Dia He, Ab Tera Baap b Tang Nahi Kar Sakta.


  • =============================

  • Qarz Dosti ka
  • ada kon kare ga,

  • Dost na ho to
  • Dosti kon kare ga,

  • Ay KHUDA Mere
  • Doston ko,
  • salamat rkhna,
  • wrna Meri Shadi me
  • Dance kon kare ga,

  • <(‘.’) ‘\(‘.’)/’ (‘.’)>
  • /”/> ) ( <\”\
  • _/”‘\_ _/”\_ _/”/_
  • “Geo Mere dosto.

  • dhinka chika dhinka chika
  • Hy hy hy.


  • =============================

  • Faraz Apni Wife Se,
  • Daag To Chala Jaega Kameez Se,

  • Wah Wah

  • Daag To Chala Jaega Kameez Se,

  • Agar tu kapre dhoye tameez se.


  • =============================

  • Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,
  • He went to eat it,
  • But
  • On the way he saw a keeri,
  • He left the Gurr & went with keeri,
  • MORAL:
  • Gurr nalo ishq mitha.


  • =============================


  • Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gai,
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • Jab light gyi or kaam wali boli,
  • WHAT THE HELL IS THIS,
  • DON’T U HAVE A GENERATOR?

  • =============================
  • Unknown Calls,
  • He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
  • She : Yes , Who are you ? :O
  • He : Im your brother , Just wait till i come home,
  • Another Unknown call,
  • He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
  • She : No He : Im your boyfriend , You just broke my heart
  • She : Sorry , I thought it was my brother,
  • He : Haha  Im your brother Let me reach the house.


  • =============================
  • Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree,
  • Suddenly A RABBIT Passed Very Fast,
  • Tiger Could Not Make Out & Asked,
  • What Was That?

  • 2nd Tiger Smiled And Said:
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • Fast Food

  • =============================

  • Life mein kbhi bhi
  • Dukh milen,
  • Ghum milen
  • apnay ansuon ko, beh janay dena unhain rokna mt
  • Kyon k,
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • Rukay huay pani mein he, Dengue machar anday deta ha.
  • (‘,’)
  • >))>
  • _||_
  • Smjhay kuch
  • Mortein mat jala k sonay walon

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