Funny All Shayari Hindi2017


  • Baithe hain tere khayalon mein,
  • Kagaz pe likha hai tera naam,
  • Kagaz pe teri ~tasveer laga ke,
  • Llikha hai yeh paigam,
  • Zinda ya murda pakadane wale ko,
  • Milega 50000 ka inam.

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  • Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hain,
  • Sab apne ap~ne naseeb hote hain,
  • Rahte hain jo nigahon se door,
  • Saale wahi question compulsary hote hain.

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  • Arz kiya hai...
  • LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain,
  • LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain,
  • Logon ki biw~iyon ke paas ghanton baith k
  • Husband ke marne ke fayde batate hain..


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  • Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
  • Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
  • Is baar jo hua ~bahut bura hua,
  • Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.

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  • Dhokha milta hai jab pyar mein,
  • Zindagi mein udasi chha jati hai.
  • Sochte hain chhor denge is duniya ko,
  • Kambakht college me dusri pasand aa jati hai.


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  • Mat kar mere dost haseeno se mohabbat,
  • Woh to aankhon ~se waar karti hain.
  • Maine teri wali ki aankhon mein dekha hai,
  • Woh to saali mujh se bhi pyar karti hai.

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  • Krishna ke kadmon pe kadam badhate chalo,
  • Ab murli nahi to siti~ hi bajate chalo,
  • Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi magar,
  • Tab tak gopiyon ko hi patate chalo.


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  • Lamha Lamha karke waqt guzar jayega,
  • 7 fero ka sathi tumse bandh diya jayega,
  • Abhi bhi ~waqt hai yaaro kisi ko pata lo,
  • Kya pata kal kisi ka pataya hua maal tumhein saup diya jayega.


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  • Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
  • Husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
  • Hum izha~r karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
  • Aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.


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  • Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
  • Meri prem kahan~i ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
  • Maine propose kia SMS se,
  • Kambakth woh uski shadi thak pending tha...!

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  • Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke sath,
  • Hamne~ bhi kiya tha bade zor ke sath,
  • Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke sath,
  • Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke sath!


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  • Khidki khuli,
  • Zulfe dikhi,
  • Socha t~ha husn-e-didar hoga,
  • Zulfe hati,
  • Kismat footi,
  • Wo to nahaya huva sardar tha.


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  • Nark mein apne-apne paapon ka
  • Hisab ch~al raha tha,
  • Sab log apne-apne gunahon ko
  • Paper mein likh rahe the,
  • Ki tabhi aapki aawaz aayi.....


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  • Lamha lamha guzar jayega,
  • Pal mein exam aa jayega,
  • Thoda p~adhai karle mamu,
  • Kyunki tu koi Munna nahi jo,
  • Tera paper likhne koi
  • Rustam aa jayega.........


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  • Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye,
  • Bure waqt mei~n bhi muskurana chahiye,
  • Chahe kitni bhi thand pade,
  • Hafte mein ek baar to nahana hi chahiye.

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  • Tujhe dekha to noor yaad aa gayi,
  • Tujhe chaha to anarkali yaad aa gayi,
  • Tere shauk ~purey karte karte,
  • Mmujhe meri naani yaad aa gayi.

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  • Yeh jo ladkiyon ke baal hote hain,
  • Ladkon ko fasaane ke jaal hote hain,
  • Khoon cho~os leti hain ladkon ka sara,
  • Tabhi toh inke honth laal hote hain.

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  • Apni shaadi me zayaada deri mat karna,
  • Dil tumhari saheli par aa jaye to mat kehna,
  • Main to aashiq ho~on khoobsurti ka jaanu,
  • Agar baarat tumhare pados me aaye to mat kehna.

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  • Khuda ke ghar se kuchh gadhe farar ho gaye....
  • Kuch to pakde gaye, ~Aur kuch mere yaar ho gaye....

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  • Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
  • Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,
  • Agar wo aa jayegi~ meri zindagi me,
  • To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.

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  • Padh likh ~kar kya karna hai,
  • Ek din to sab ko marna hai,
  • Mar kar phir paida hue,
  • To phir nursary se hi shuru karna hai.

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  • Hansti thi hansaati thi,
  • Dil ko bah~ut hi bhaati thi,
  • Dekh dekh sharmaati thi,
  • Phir andar se muskurati thi,
  • Aaj! Pata chala
  • Woh to pagal thi.

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