funny birthday wishes status sms now 2018

  1. For your birthday, !!!I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life!!!!

  2. !!!You should be proud of your age. !!!This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.

  3. !!!Having friends never has been more awesome! You truly are a great person to have around, even when you eat everything on the table. We still love you anyway! Happy birthday!

  4. Y!!ou see, you should not be ashamed of growing old, not only you get to play the smart guy all the time, but all antiques like you also have!!! great value! Happy birthday old man!

  5. !!!My dearest friend, I know that you will love the gift I have bought you for tonight, but knowing your craving for sugar, you !!!will probably be too busy stuffing your face with your own birthday to appreciate it. Happy birthday!

  6. !!!Remembering all the dumb stuff we’ve done throughout the years, I’m considering myself lucky you still are alive to celebrate another year of being reckless. But that is what makes you yourself, so never stop doing dumb stuff!!!! with me, my friend. Happy birthday!

  7. No matter how much good food we’ve eaten these past years. Nobody has come close to your cooking. So do everyone a favor and wish to become a chef when you blow out these candles. Happy birthday!

  8. Tonight, we will celebrate the birth of the oldest of the old! The antiques in the front row of the store! The person that is now one year closer to arthritis! Nah….just kidding, you still have plenty of juice left in you, and you will keep on having it for plenty of years to come. Happy birthday!

  9. I know it’s tough not being able to see the toppings of your birthday cake due to it all being covered in candles, both that and the fact that old age has diminished your eyesight, but rejoice! At least retirement is coming soon! Happy birthday you antique!

  10. As another year passes by, another part of your body starts to fall apart. So I hope the “important” ones are left for last! I mean, you still have plans to make kids right? Happy birthday!

  11. Remember all the times you said you !!!wanted to lose weight? Yeah….tough luck, prepare to stuff your face with birthday cake! Happy birthday my friend!
  13. My dear friend another year has gone, !!!but unfortunately that doesn’t mean you’ve become any wiser.
  14. !!!OMG the room is getting hotter! !!Please call the fire department or blow these candles before it gets on fire.

  15. On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.

  16. In all the times and in all the lands there has never been a better backyard barbecue chef than you. I don’t mean that to be a hint about how you should celebrate your birthday. Okay, it is.

  17. Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished!

  18. Don’t worry about getting so old.!!! I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. Love you my ancient friend!

  19. !!!Hey, we’re friends!!!!is it shamefully delusional if we both agree to ignore our birthdays this year? I don’t care either. Happy…. whatever!

  20. Think of this day not as another year closer to becoming old, but as another year closer to complete freedom, and back pains… Anyway, happy birthday!

  21. For your birthday this year, I hope you don’t mind if we avoid the fire hazard of so many candles and use electronic candles, instead.

  22. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m forever thankful for a friend like you! I hope these Birthday wishes put a smile on your face!

  23. I promise I won’t reveal your age to anyone at the party, but we should probably light your cake outdoors in case the candles catch fire.

  24. Historically, gifts were given to the friends of the birthday boy. It was a commonly held belief that birthdays were a perfect time to show appreciation to friends who’ve stayed loyal during the previous year. I’m an old-fashioned kind of guy, but don’t feel that you’re under any pressure. Just sayin’.
  25. No wise man ever wished to be any younger than he was.

  26. !!Old enough to know better…young enough to still do it.

  27. !!!It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. !!!Do you remember what that used to feel like?

  28. It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!

  29. You are like a sister to me, and !!!I am sure you feel the same way. If you let me borrow all the stuff you get for your birthday, !!!I promise not to tell mom what you did at the party!

  30. !!!Another year for your back means another!!! year that won’t suck.

  31. Another year, another new place that aches.

  32. Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy Birthday!

  33. On your birthday, I want to assure you that we still look as young as those 105 pound supermodels. 

  34. Even if we don’t, I’m sure we can kick their skinny asses. All my love, your 29 year old bestie.

  35. Happy birthday to my best friend. They say that friends have brains that are so in sync, they share the same thoughts. In our case, however, it’s probably more like we share one brain between us!

  36. Last week, the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday!’

  37. I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.

  38. At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!

  39. !!!May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a !!!happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.
  41. Funny Birthday Cards and Memes for Friends

  42. Funny Birthday Card. HEY YOU… HAPPY BIRTHDAY




  46. Funny Birthday Card. I don’t have birthdays … I level up!

  47. Funny Birthday Card. The older you get the better you get unless you are a cookie!

  48. The older you get the better you get. Unless you are a cookie.



  51. Funny Birthday Card. Unhandled exception. !!!It is your birthday. Press Home to live the office ! Now the real game begins!

  52. !!!Unhandled exception. It is your birthday. !!Press Home to live the office ! Now the real game begins!
  53. Birthday card with funny birthday wishes

  54. funny-happy-birthday-message

  55. happy-birthday-funny-card
  57. funny-tips-birthday-card
  59. 10 Funny Ideas to Wish Happy Birthday to a Friend – 10 Ways to Stage a Birthday Intervention for Maximum Fun

  60. Dress up as a superhero, and be the first to greet your friend for the special day. Make a dramatic entrance at their home and place of work, and make sure to perform a heartfelt rendition of the birthday song.

  61. Dress up as a superhero and have a matching costume for your friend to wear. Make sure to have a birthday tiara, sash or vest for the celebrant. Spend the day doing your regular routine while wearing your costumes.

  62. Throw a themed birthday party, but make sure that the theme revolves around a concept or trending topic that your friend is really into yet simple enough for easy execution. For instance, a vampire-inspired party may include makeup, vampire fangs and red-tinged food.

  63. Rent your friend’s dream car, and joy ride all day. You can pretend that you bought the car just for him/her.

  64. !!Do a magic show just for your friend. !!!Aside from the usual magic tricks that can be performed using items you already have, make sure to have a gag for the grand finale that involved making a birthday cake appear, disappear and appear again.

  65. Take your friend to do something that is the exact opposite of their preferences and personality. Try a pottery class for an outdoorsy and !!!athletic person for instance. Set up the reservation ahead of time.

  66. Start a new tradition by resolving to learn a new skill on each birthday that you celebrate with friends.

  67.  The activity could focus on a single skill such as cooking, but each time, the dish or meal involved should be different and one that is not familiar to the celebrant.

  68. Have a pizza making party. Start with the prepared dough that needs to be shaped, tossed and prepared to make the crust. Part of the fun is making mistakes so ensure that you have enough materials even if some of the supplies end up on the floor. Let the celebrant put anything they desire on the pizza, which means you may have to ask them about their “dream pizza” ahead of time.

  69. Tell your friend you’ve scheduled a private concert. Take them to a private venue that has been decorated for a birthday celebration. Serve snacks and drinks while waiting for the concert to begin then don a costume and perform for your friend.

  70. As an alternative to the private concert idea, get your friend’s kids or husband to perform for the birthday concert.

  71. Cool and Crazy Collection of Funny Birthday Messages

  72. !!!1066, 1492, 1776, and…!!!your birthday? The good news is that they aren’t teaching the date of your birth in history classes yet. !!!The bad news is that means I don’t have the date memorized. Happy belated birthday!

  73. Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!

  74. Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

  75. Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!

  76. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

  77. Can you sniff all of these candles or should I call the fire department?

  78. In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? On the fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement to remember where the car keys are! All the best!

  79. Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just all the candles on your cake?

  80. It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.

  81. It is older, but not better! Happy Birthday!

  82. Napoleon must have been in command since you were separated from your mother.

  83. It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.

  84. Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

  85. Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.

  86. May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.

  87. May you live to be old and toothless.

  88. Men age like wine, women age like cheese.

  89. My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire !1department when you blow out your candles. You’re welcome!

  90. My friend got me a fossil. !!It reminded me of someone who has a birthday today. Three guesses who!
  91. On your birthday, here are some !!words of wisdom: smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!
  92. One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

  93. !!!People say that the good die young, so!!! I guess that’s make you an old bad ass!

  94. Pope John XXIII thought that men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. And I’m sitting here, trying to figure out whether you want vanilla or strawberry in your ice-cream. Happy 50th Birthday!

  95. Recently I found out which sport you would have been best at. Guess what? It’s the reason so many people came to your place.

  96. Remember when 50 seemed old? If you weren’t so old, you would!

  97. Smile and laugh as much as you can while you still have teeth.

  98. Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.

  99. So far, this is the oldest I have ever been.

  100. So many candles, such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.
  101. So many candles…so little cake.

  102. Some say the glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. It’s your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the glass.

  103. Some words of wisdom for your birthday: “Smile while you still have teeth!”

  104. Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.

  105. The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.

  106. The first mark of aging appears when you start forgetting things. In your case, there are no such problems. !!!You have transcended all the hassles!!!

  107. The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.

  108. !!The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you’re getting !1!older. Happy Birthday!

  109. The usefulness of life lies not in its length, but in its application. Some counts many years and yet has only lived a short time! All the best!

  110. The younger you try to look; the older you actually are.

  111. There are lots of good people in the !!!world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.

  112. There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.

  113. They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be one of the wisest.

  114. To the nation’s best kept secret; Your true age.

  115. Usually people at your age freak out when they hear their selves called an old man. Right …old man?

  116. We know that wisdom comes with age. You see, you don’t have all the signs of aging! Happy Birthday!

  117. What goes up but never comes down? Your age.

  118. What? You don’t agree? That’s strange. You’re the perfect example.

  119. When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.

  120. When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

  121. When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

  122. Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.

  123. With age comes wisdom.You’re one of the wisest people I know

  124. With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know
  125. .
  126. You age like cheesYou just keep getting smellier!

  127. You are as old as you look.

  128. You are going to need the lungs of Hercules to blow all these candles by yourself.

  129. You are only as old as you act.

  130. You get a lot of birthday wishes … But this is here for the love!

No comments:

Post a Comment