Funny Hindi Shayari SMS New Best


  • Ankhon me nmi thi,
  • Or vitamin C kii kmi thi,

  • Wah wah!

  • Ankhon me nmi thi,

  • Or vitamin C ki kmi thi,

  • Jiss se sari raat chhatting ki,

  • Wo Girlfriend ki mummy thi.

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  • Akash k taron me khoya ha jahan sara,

  • Lgta ha pyara ik ik tara,

  • Un taron me sb se pyara ha ik sitara,

  • Jo is wqt prr rha ha sms hmara.

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  • Aj tum pr ansu ki brsaat hogi,

  • Phir wohi andheri kali rat hogi,

  • Yad na kr k tumny dil dukhaya mera,

  • Jaa tere bdan me khujli sari rat ho gi.

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  • Load shedding me kya kya zzulm nhi hua humary sath,

  • Kisi ne nala khench dia generator ki rassi smjh k.

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  • Jb asaani se ghee na nikly to,

  • Ghee k dbby ko grm kr len,

  • Hr cheez me ungli krna zaroori nhi ha.

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  • Srsri zikr kia tha ishq me mr jany ka,

  • Ab usy zid ha k mr k dikhao tum.

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  • A two seater plane ..
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  • crashed at a graveyard..
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  • at Punjab…
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  • Locals found 500 ..
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  • dead bodies and ..
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  • still digging 4 more…!! :( 😛 lolx hahahhaha
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  • Ek aurat ki 8 larkiayn thi..
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  • aur sb ka naam ‘Chandni’ tha
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  • Kisi neY pOOcha- Tum kisi eik ko keseY bulati ho???
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  • Aurat- Lo kr lo baat..
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  • Sab k sur-name alag hein… 😀 😛

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  • Dasht tha.. dhoop thi.. wo yaad b aaya huWa tha..

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  • Mera saya bEE paseeny meY nihaya huWa tha..

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  • ARY emotional q ho raha hai .. ??
  • hapPy SummeR in advance :)

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  • Shayari J0kes In Hindi
  • New Pj Sms
  • Best Pj Sms
  • Deadly Pj
  • Pj Shayari Sms
  • Including H0t N Naughty T0pics.


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  • Jis Taraf Dakhu Apka He Nam Likha Hay
  • Jis Tarf Dakhu Apka He Nam Likha Hay
  • Upper M0st Wanted
  • Nechay 5lakh Ka Inaam Likha Hay
  • Waahwah.

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  • Arzz Hay
  • Class Ke Her Larki Eik Ph0l Hay
  • Unhe Chahna Eik Bh0l Hay
  • J0h Inki S0ch Mey Gul Hay
  • Sumjh0 Uske C0mpartment K Chances Full Hay.

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  • Main tmhare liye sab kuch karta
  • Magar mujhe kaam tha
  • Main tmhare liye d00b ke marta
  • Magar Mujhe zukham tha.

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  • Ek Waqt guzar jayega
  • Shadi kar k k0hi tmse bandh diya jayega
  • Abhe Bhe Waqt he Afair Kar L0
  • Kya pata kal Kis namune K0h Tmhe Saupa Jayega.

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  • Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya
  • Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya
  • Wah Wah
  • Aur
  • Uss intezar me na jane Kitn0 se pyar kiya.

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  • Ye Dil Buhat Udas Hy,
  • Koi Frnd B Nahi Pass Hy,
  • Hr Waqt Boring sa Ehsas Hy,
  • Zra Apni Wali ka Number to Dena,
  • Suna Hy Bachi Bohat Out Class hy.

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  • Arz kia Hai!
  • Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.

  • wah wah!

  • Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.
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  • Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy,
  • MADE IN CHINA . .
  • MADE IN CHINA .

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  • Har gali har nagar me qissay hen is
  • dil k
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  • Koe le k ro raha hy,
  • koe dy k ro raha hy

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  • Ibtada Main Itna Masoom Lagta hai Ishq.

  • Chota sa Khoti Ka Bacha Ho Jaisay.

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  • Chalta rahe ye rasm_e_taaruf ka
  • silsila
  • Har baar ajnabi ki tarah milo
  • ham se. 
  • Hunny Gal & Sana Noor.







  • Dil ko bna ka rsta tari rah mane bicha diya

  • to be khoob tha heels phn ka aa gaya.

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  • Chappal choti ho jaye to
  • paon me nahi aati.
  • Wah wah
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  • Chappal choti ho jaye
  • to paon me nahi aati.
  • Wah wah
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  • Girlfriend moti ho jaye.
  • To bahon me nahi aati.

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  • Mohabt K Raste me hr wqt dard mlega
  • Me Sochta hun Is Raste pr Clinic Khol
  • Lon,
  • Mast Chale Ga
  • (,”)kya bolti?
  • <))>ho tum?
  • Compodr banaoOGe?
  • Panadol K moun Wali.

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  • Teri aankain jhuki jhuki,
  • tera chehra khila khila,
  • jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya,
  • to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila.

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  • Zamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
  • Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
  • Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
  • Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.

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  • Ajeeb Si Halat Ha Tere Jane K Bad,
  • Bhok He Nhi Lagti Khana Khane K Bad,
  • Mere Pas 8 Samosy, Thay Jo Maine Kha Liye,
  • 1 Tere Aney Se Pehly 7 Tere Jany K Bad.

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  • Meri Mohabat Ko Apne Dil Me Dhond Lena,
  • Or Han! Attay Ko B Achi Trha Goond Lena,

  • Mil Jaye Agr Pyar To Khona Nahi,
  • Pyaz Katty Wqt Yar Tum Rona Nahi,

  • Mjse Roth Jane Ka Bahana Acha Hai,
  • Thora Sa To Khila Do Agr Khana Acha Hai,

  • Kesi Lgi Ghzal Kuch Raye Bta Dena,
  • Arha Hon Me Thori Chaai Bna Dena.

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  • Mohabat Karne Walon Ko, Inkar Acha Nahe Lagta,
  • Duniya Walon Ko Ye, Iqrar Acha Nahe Lagta,
  • Jab Tak Larka Larki Bhag Na Jaen,
  • In Zalmo Ko Pyar Sacha Nahe Lagta.

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  • Zindagi ne diye bahut se sitam
  • Wah Wah,
  • Zindagi ne diye bahut se sitam,
  • Wah Wah
  • Khuda ki kasam Shayari khatam.

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  • Sharab Bani To Maikhane Bane,
  • Husn Bana To Diwane Bane,
  • Kuch To Baat Hai Aap Me,
  • Yu Hi Nhi Pagal khane Bane.



  • Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
  • Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
  • Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
  • Ae dost tum masjidon se, chapal or lote churate ho.

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  • Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
  • Vo aaj bhi hume dekh, kar muskurate hain,
  • Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
  • Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain.

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  • Har Karz Dosti Ka Ada Kaun Karega,
  • Hum Na Rahe To Dosti Kaun Karega,
  • E Khuda Mere Doston Ko Salamat Rakhna,
  • Warna Meri Shaadi Mein, Dance Kaun Karega.

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  • Aansu Tere Nikle To Ankhein Meri Ho,
  • Dil Tera Dhadke To Dhadkan Meri Ho,
  • Khuda Kare Dosti Humari Itni Gehri Ho,
  • Juttiyan Aapke Paren, Aur Kartoot Mere Ho.

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  • Achhai Ka Jamana Hi Nahi Raha Dosto,
  • Aab Aabu Salem Ko Hi Dekho,
  • Tin-Tin Biwiya,
  • Usame Ek Monika Bedi Bhi Hai,
  • Aur Ek Hame Dekho,
  • Kabeer Bedi Bhi Edhar Nahi Dekh Raha,
  • Sach Hai Achhai Ka, Jamana Hi Nahi Raha Dosto.

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  • Bhehar Ki Gali Main Paan Ki Dukan,
  • Devdas Ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan,
  • Devdas Ne Khilaya Paro Ko Paan,
  • Khake Paan Paro Boli Shukriya Bhai Jan.

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  • Dil K Dard Ko Zuba Per Laate Nahi,
  • Hum Apni Aankhon Se, Ansu Bahate Nahi,
  • Zakham Chahe Kitna Hi, Gahre Kyo Na Ho,
  • Hmm DETTOL K Siva, Kuch Laagate Nahi.

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  • Jahan Ki Khilvat Me Zulzul Nhi Ayega,
  • Gham-E-Tohin Se Qabal Nhi Ayega,
  • Maklul Ki Ibarat Hai Ye Qurfa Wasi,
  • Dimagh Phat Jayega Par, Ye Msg Samajh Nhi Ayega.

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  • Bohat Udaas Hai Har Koi Tere Jane Se,
  • Ho Sake To Lot Aao Kisi Bahane Se,
  • Tu Lakh Khafa Sahi Magar 1 Baar Dekh Le,
  • Gali Me Kitna Kachra Jama Hai Tere Jane Se.

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  • Hm Jandy Paye Thy Sair Ko,
  • Kinary Kinary Nehar Ko,
  • Kuta Paya Nigah Me,
  • Suta Paya Tha Rah Me,
  • Hm Ne Gul Khila Dia,
  • Kuty Ko Jaga Dia,
  • Kuty Ne Dandi Wad Li,
  • Pinni Ki Pinni Kad Li,
  • Itny Me Hm Paj Paray,
  • Cycle De Wich Waj Paray,
  • Kuta Maghron Le Gya,
  • Te Cycle Wala Pichy Pe Gya.




  • Chand Se Roshni Ziyada Or Sitaron Se Kam Nikle,
  • Wah! Wah!
  • Chand Se Roshni Ziyada, Or Sitaron Se Km Nikle,
  • Jab Bhi Me Tuje Dkhon, Meri Hansi Ek Dam Nikle,
  • Ha Ha

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  • Tumhare Bina Hojate Hai Hum Bore Se,
  • Tarap Rahe Hai Hum Suno Zara Gor Se,
  • Gar Tum Na Mile To Jan De Deinge,
  • Kood Pare Ge Hum Ground Floor Se.

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  • Qdam Qdam Pe Wafa K Ujalay Or Bi Thy,
  • Muhabt K Hazar Hawale Or Bi Thy,
  • Hamen To Apki Baten Psand Aa Gai,
  • Wrna Es Shehar Me Dimag, Ki Dahi Bnany Wale Or B Thy.

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  • Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain,
  • Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain,
  • Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.

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  • Tumhari Yaad Me Is Qadar Rotey Hain,
  • Tumhari Yaad Me Is, Qadar Rotey Hain,
  • K
  • Parosi Bhi Humare Aansu Se,
  • Kapre Or Bartan Dhote Hain.

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  • Sweet Poem.

  • Ye Baat Samaj Me I Nai, Or Ammi Ne B Samjai Nai,
  • Me Kese Meethi Baat Karun,

  • Jab Meethi Cheez Koi Khai Nai,
  • Ye Chand B Kesa Mamu Ha,

  • Jab Ammi Ka wo Bhai Nai,
  • Ye Baat Samaj Me I Nai Or Ammi Ne Samjai.

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