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  1. An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job. 
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  3. ::Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. 
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  5. ::Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence. 
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  7. ::Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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  10. ::In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don't have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail. 
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  12. ::Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law". 
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  15. ::Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it. 
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  17. ::Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache! 
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  19. ::A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish. 
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  21. ::Q: What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
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  24. :If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist! 
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  26. ::Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit.. 
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  28. ::Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth .
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  30. ::Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist.
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  32. ::Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday... 
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  34. ::An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job. 
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  36. ::Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. 
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  39. ::An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them. Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down. 
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  41. ::Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?”Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?” 
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  43. ::Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' 
  44. Gal: Great! I want 10 of them. 
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  46. :There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.
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  48. ::Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily. 
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  50. ::Always start your day with a lot of S E X ,S-mile ,E-nergy ,X-citement ,so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING! 
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  52. ::Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything." 
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  54. ::What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately. 
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  56. ::It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind. 
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  58. ::Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. 

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