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⃔Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together⭆

⃕Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

⃔I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world.

⃔The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do

⃔The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax⬴⬴

⃔You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.

⃔Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

⃔If you have $20 and Chuck Norris has $5, he has more money than you. When Chuck Norris plays monopoly the entire world's economy is shaken. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris managed to count to infinity.. twice! When Chuck does push-ups he doesn't move, the earth moves.

⃔Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to

⃔My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.

⃔A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

⃔When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.

⃔If there's no love in the world,... let's make some.m

⃔Someone told me you are the worst kisser in the world... want to show me it's not true?

⃔Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.

⃔Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep all my stuff.

⃔I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all.

O⃔n Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.

⃔I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

⃔There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman

⃔Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

⃔Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers

⃔Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories

⃔The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

⃔Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

⃔Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.

🔀The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.

🔀Growing up is amazing, until you get old!

🔀Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

🔀There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer⃔⃔⃔⃔

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