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Girls Boyfriend SMS Message


  • Boyfriend: Mujhy apny dimagh me rkhna,

  • Dil me nhi,

  • Girl: Dil me qn nhi>

  • Boy: Qn k dil to pehly hi bhrra hua ha,

  • OR dimagh khali haa, to khuly me skoon se rhun ga na.

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  • Boy And Girl On Phone,

  • Girl: Kon Ho Tum?
  • Hasrat Teri.

  • Girl: Dekhty ho Kya?
  • Boy: Surat Teri.

  • Girl: Kerty Ho kya?
  • Boy: Pooja Teri.

  • Girl: Kafir Ho Kya?
  • Boy: Soch Hai Teri.

  • Girl: Chahty Ho Kya?
  • Boy: Mohabbat Teri.

  • Girl: Pachhtao Gy.
  • Boy: Kismat Meri.

  • Girl: Meera Hun Me
  • Boy: Oo Teri, Sorry Aunty Wrong Number.

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  • Boy: hey mene new iphone 6s liya ha,

  • Girl: oh wah janu kis company ka ha?

  • Boy: o jaa behn tu ghr jaa Reebok ka ha.

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  • Two girls talking,
  • A: Meri shadi hogai,
  • B: oh achha
  • A: Pr wo bdsoorat ha,
  • B: oh ho
  • A: Pr wo ameer ha
  • B: Oh achha
  • A: Pr wo mujhy kuchh b ni deta
  • B: Oh
  • A: Pr usny mujhy ik ghr gift kia
  • B: Oh achha
  • A: pr wo jl gya
  • B: Oh
  • A: nhi ye achha ha, Qn k wo khud b usi me tha.

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  • Degrees of girls,

  • B.A: Beautiful angels,

  • B.E: Beautiful eyes,

  • B.Sc: Beautiful structure,

  • B.L: beautiful Lips,

  • MBA: Married But Available.

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  • She: Hello baby, Tumhari yaad aa rhi thi,

  • He: Abhi salary nhi aai ha meri,

  • She: Achha chlo papa aa gye, bye.

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  • Sala handsome hona bhi aik brri problem ha,

  • Koi lrrki line hi ni maarti,

  • Bus dekhty hi kehti hn,

  • Pta ni kitni girlfriends hongi kameeny ki.

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  • Boy: janu koi aisi baat kaho jisme dukh b ho or khushi b

  • Girl: u r so handsome bhai g.

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  • Women chose silence when they are hurt,

  • She is really pained if she ignores you.

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  • We all need one female friend who says,

  • Tu tension mt ly, me krwati hun teri us lrrki se setting.


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  • Mt kro itni mehnat marks k chakkar me ay larrkiyo,

  • Ek din inhi na laiq lrrkon k ghr bartan dhony pren gy.

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  • A Sardar was working…
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  • for the 1st time in a garment shop…
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  • A customer girl asked:
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  • Underwear dikhana plz…
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  • Sardar thora sharmakar: ..
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  • G aaj pehna nahiN hai ..
  • 😛 😀 lolx hahahahhahahaha

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  • A salute for girl …. 

  • she is always funny &..

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  • makes everyone smile.. :)

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  • Beautiful Thought of the day:-
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  • If u help a gal ..
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  • when she is in problem..
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  • she will always remember u..
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  • only when she is ….
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  • in problem again..!! 😀 😀
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  • If your beauty ..

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  • is your only talent,

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  • its your curse… :(

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  • Dedicated to GIRLS:

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  • This is for the girls who have the tendency to stay up all night listening to music that reminds them of their current situation..!!

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  • Who hide their pain and tears under their smiles and laughs all on a daily basis..!!
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  • The girls who wear their hearts on their sleeve..!!

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  • The girls who pray things will workout just once and they’ll be satisfied..!!

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  • The girls who scream and cry into their pillows because the rest of the world fails to listen..!!

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  • The girls who have it hard but don’t let anyone know that..!!

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  • The girls who may never have it easy..!!

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  • The girls who have so many secrets but will never tell a soul..!!

  • I am proud being girl.. forward to as many girls as u can!

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  • Samaton main ghanay..

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  • jangalon ki saansein hein..

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  • main ab kabhi teri ..

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  • awaz soon na paoungi..!!

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  • We are cute daughters..

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  • we are sweet sisters..

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  • we are lovely lovers…

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  • we are darling wives..

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  • we are adorable mothers..

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  • we are source of strength..

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  • we are WOMEN!

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  • Happy Women’s Day!

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  • She’s hurt, mentally and emotionally…

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  • But everyday, she walks with a smile…

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  • because that’s who she is…

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  • the girl who never stopped smiling..

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  • Always love your husband….

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  • Love your husband when he orders u..

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  • to make tea or coffee..

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  • because he wants to feel fresh to..

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  • listen your nonstop talks…



  • Being called “Baby” has a positive effect …
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  • on the female brain..
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  • causing instant emotional stress relief…!!

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  • 26 age of boy proposed a girl.
  • Girl: Get lost you damit!!

  • 6 years old boy proposed a girl.
  • Girl: Awww hOw cute… Yes i will do. 😛 😀

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  • %%GIRLx OF 1995
  • AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM?

  • %%GIRLx OF 2015
  • AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM..! 😛 😀 lol

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  • DEKH BETA:

  • there are 2 types of girls:

  • 1. main susraal nhi jaongii

  • 2.Mujhay sajan k ghar jana hai 😛 😀

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  • The 1 who
  • b4 goin out for a party,
  • facial,
  • bleach,
  • waxing,
  • hair cuting/straighting,
  • threading,
  • toning,
  • scrubing,
  • moisturhng,
  • done
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  • put on
  • lipstick,
  • lipgloss,
  • lipliner,
  • perfume,
  • body toner,
  • body lotion,
  • eye liner,
  • eye shadow,
  • eye maskara,
  • foundation,
  • face powder,
  • rings,
  • bracelet,
  • neckless,
  • nail paint,
  • party dress,
  • Sandle,
  • Purse and
  • says: yaar jalde ki bajah se kuch kar nahe payi

  • Define boy!!

  • The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & ask :
  • “bhai, tu naha k aayega kya?”
  • Frnd reply: chal be tere bap ki baraat hai kya..
  • Boys alwayz rocks…

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  • Girl:
  • Muje Apna Mobile Dedo Me Isko Dekh K
  • Tumhe Yaad Krungi,
  • Boy:
  • Tum Ye Soch K Mujhe Yaad Ke Lena K
  • Mane Manga Tha Usne Nahi Dya.
  • Wadi Ai Chlako.

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  • Hazaron larkiyan aesi k har larki per dum nikle…
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  • Par jis larki per dum nikle
  • Uska ” ADD AS FRIEND” Option he band nikle :s

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  • My relationship status:
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  • Waiting f0r sabr ka meetha phal.

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  • 1 Girl ne 1 chote se bacche k gaal pe
  • kiss kiya… 
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  • GIRL-Oh sorry,
  • tumhare gaal me lipstick lag gai.. 
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  • Baccha- Kuch accha karne se,
  • agar daag lagte h to daag achE hai. . .  

  • Aj Kal k BacHe

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  • 5 girls are needed to change a Bulb…..
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  • one will change the bulb
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  • other 4
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  • hayye ALLAH
  • uffff ALLAH
  • Dekhhh karr
  • daihan se
  • O GOD……



  • Best curve of a girl is
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  • Her Smile ♥

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  • Boys, girls things distributed take it take it
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  • nai samajh i?
  • Lo pendo logo ke liye punjabi me

  • “kurio mundio cheez wandi di lai jaao .

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  • A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt…

  • Long enough to cover the subject &
  • short enough to create interest. 😀 😛

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  • Larkiyon Ko Patanay K 3 Tareeqay ..

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  • 1)

  • 2)

  • 3)


  • Jaldi Likh Kar Bhejo ..

  • Main Abhi Tak Single Hun!! 😛

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  • Boy did mistake,
  • Girl shouted at him,
  • Boy :”SORRY”
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  • Girl did a mistake,
  • Boy shouted at her,,,, Girl started crying,

  • Boy : “SORRRRRY” 😀 😛

  • Kia Ye Khula Tazaaaaad naheeen?

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  • Attention Guys”
  • Girls may not that much ugly as she look in i-card
  • and also may not that much beautiful as she look in Facebook profile..

  • Be Aware.. ;)..:P

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  • “2 lovers in K.F.C”
  • Larka:
  • kia khao gi sweet heart?
  • larki:
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  • “naan tikki” mangva lo.
  • moral:aur phassao government school ki bachiyaan..

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  • Boy: Teri Judai me, Nend urti ha, Jan jati ha, chen khota ha, Dil rota ha…!

  • Girl: Check krwale Beta Dengi Virus b aesa hi hota hy ,,,,!

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  • Train Mei 3 Girls Bethi Thin

  • Ek larka unse bola: Apka Naam?

  • 1st: Pinki Behen

  • 2nd: Sara Behen

  • 3rd: Nadia Behen

  • Girls: Aur Aapka Naam?

  • Larka: Pappu Behen ,,,,!

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  • Hum Sath Marne Ka Soch Kar Dariya me Kood Gaye..
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  • Uppar Pahuch K Farishte Ne bataya..
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  • Beta teri wali to swiming champion thi…










  • Ek Ladki Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi,
  • 2 Din Baad Wapis Aayi..!

  • Baap (Gusse Se): Ab Kya Lene Aayi Ho ??? .
  • Ladki: Mobile ka Charger.

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  • A GAL’S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES:-
  • “Wow I just found the love of my life…Nothing will eva stop me from loving my man♥.”
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  • 14 DAY LATER:-
  • “Never make sum1 a priority when u’re just an option to them..xm!”
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  • 2 DAYS LATER:-
  • “I HATE love so much!”
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  • 3 DAYS LATER.
  • “I’m happy to remain single andI will never fall in love again.”
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  • 5 DAYS LATER:-
  • “I’m looking for a man to loveand treat me ryt.”
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  • 15 DAYS LATER:-
  • “When u deeply fall inlove with a person,u realise why itdidn’t work with anybody elsebut him.I love my guy so much….mwaaah. ”
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  • 8 DAYS LATER:-
  • “bulshit..!! All men are the same.
  • Lolzz :-

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  • mom – beti kon tha vo ladka ?
  • Beti:Mom, he’s “just A friend

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  • Maa”humne duniya dekhi hai
  • beta
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  • 2 litre PETROL jalaa ke ghar aane wala just friend
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  • Moral -Baccho Mom sab samjhati hai..

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  • A Girl in a book shop:
  • Do you have the book.
  • Named ”Girls are very Intelligent”?
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  • Salesman:
  • “The comedy section is on the Left side…

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  • 2 Larkiyan 1 Darakht k Neeche Bethi Baaten Kar Rahi Thin k Achanak Darakht Se 1 Aam(mango) Gira
  • Pehli Larki Dusri se: Ye Aam Kese Gira?
  • 2ND Girl Kuch bolne hi Wali Thi k Aam Khud Haath Jorr Kar Bola: “Pakk Gaya Hon Main Tum Dono ki Baaten Sun Sun Kar Is Liye Gira.

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  • Girls Policy:

  • 1. Fraud with innocent boy

  • 2. Fun with handsome boy

  • 3. Frndship with smart boy

  • 4. Love with faithful boy

  • 5. Finaly mariage with rich boy

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  • Larka Wale: Hume Asi Larki Chaye Jo Zyada Khati-Peeti Na Ho

  • Hmesha Chup Rhe or Sub Ki Sune

  • Larki Wale Asi Larki To Apko “ICU “Me Hi Milegi.

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  • Kehte hai khuda ne is jaha
  • mai,
  • sabhi k liye kisi na kisi ko
  • banaya
  • hai..
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  • Meri wali ne toh lagta hai suicide kar
  • liya hai, milti hi nahi.

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  • A boy asked a girl:
  • y u love a Rose,wich dies in a
  • day.But dont love me,who dies
  • for u everyday?
  • Girl Replied
  • Θye Hoey
  • Englishaaaan,;)

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  • Shadi shuda couples sirf ek hi hal mein khush rehtay hain
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  • Shadi hall mein.


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  • Papa Beti se,

  • F.Sc” K baad Kya

  • Karo gi?

  • BETI:

  • ( L.M.W.I) karun Gi

  • PAPA:

  • What?(L.M.W.I)

  • BETI,”LOVE””Marriage””WITH”‘” IBRAR’”Yeh Larkiyan b na, Diwani hen meri

  • (‘-’)

  • <)( /_

  • _I I_

  • Ab naam change kar k larki ka naseeb kharab na kar dena.

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  • They Hate it When U Ask Their Age.

  • But They Will Kill U if U Forget their Birthday..

  • Guess Who ???

  • Answer: Girls.

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  • Ek Ladki,
  • ek din Art Gallery dekhne
  • Jati Hai
  • Aur
  • Ek Tasveer Dekhkar,
  • Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai:
  • Ladki : iss Bhayanak
  • Tasveer Ko Aap Modern
  • Art Kehte Ho !?
  • Maalik : Meri Maa
  • Tu Dimag Mat Laga,
  • Ghar Jaa,
  • Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai. 😀

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  • Pehle zamane Ki Ladkiya,
  • Puja Karke Soti Thi
  • Taaki Unhe Darr Na Lage..
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  • 21st Century Ki Ladkiya
  • Raat Ko Bhi Makeup Karke Soti He,
  • Taaki Doosro Ko Darr Na Lage.

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  • What is Minimum Area with Maximum Decoration…

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  • A Girl’s Face

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  • Really Girls are very Smart… =P
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  • Girl: Apple ka Rate kya hai?
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  • Applewala: 100 Rs ke 10,
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  • Girl: kuch kam karo na plz..
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  • Applwala: Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo
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  • Girl: Thanku,
  • dedo…
  • ye huyi na Baat… :p =D

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  • Good Girl Gets Wrong Guy..
  • They Fall In Love
  • &
  • Good Ones Get Cheated..
  • Now The Good Guys Thinks,
  • All Girls Are Fraud..
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  • Good Girls Thinks,
  • All Guys Are Flirts..
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  • When Good Guy Meets Good Girl,
  • They Avoid Falling In Love
  • &
  • Become Just Good Friends..!!

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  • Kabhi kabhi mere dil mai khayaal aata hai

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  • agar yeh aw nhi hota toh ladkiyo ka kya hota...
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  • 100 crore ki baat bol rahi hu

  • sab dhyan dena

  • Agar paise ped par ugte
  • to . . . . .. …

  • Ladkiyo ki bandaro se bhi
  • setting ho
  • jaati… :

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  • Boy:kesi ho…??
  • Girl: fine :)
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  • Boy: missing me..?
  • Girl:- :p
  • …Boy: yar meri tabiyat khrab hai
  • Girl:- :O
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  • Boy: aaj kaisa din guzra…??
  • Girl:- 😉

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  • Boy: busy ho…??
  • Girl: umhm B-)
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  • Boy:- Koi paas hai…??
  • Girl: kaha na nahi :) .
  • Boy: To pagal ki bachi muh se kuch
  • bol bhi, apne Baap ki shaklay q send
  • kar rahi hai..:/
  • Girl:- :'(..




  • Attitude of Girls: When a Boy Sends a Dirty SMS..
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  • She Laughs For 10 Minutes,
  • Forwards that to Her Friends (Girls)
  • Then Replies to the Boy
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  • “Eww, I don’t like such stuff,
  • I am not that kind of girl” 😛 =D 😀

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  • Girl To customer care:-Mujhe 1 msg 40 logo ko bhejna h to kese
  • bheju?:-/
  • Customer Care:- Msg kya hai?:-O
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  • Girl:-Hi janu, i hav no balance, plz 100 ka rechge krva do..B-):

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  • Chat between to girl :
  • girl1 : hey darling mene naya dress liyaa…. see 😉
  • girl2 : omg awwww soo awesome
  • girl1 : awwww u too :*
  • girl2 : awwwwww muaaah :*
  • girl1 : awwwww muaaah muaah :* :*
  • girl2 : awwwww lovee u darling :*
  • girl1 : awwww awww lovee u too :*
  • MORAL : Jo awww awww nhi krtii h, Wo Awwwurat nhi :p 😀

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  • Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
  • to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
  • Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
  • pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
  • Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
  • pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
  • Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
  • Girl: chawlaan na mar
  • Dost da numbr de..

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  • Popcorn n ladkiyo me ek similarity hai… 
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  • Saala dono ko jalao to dono muh phula leti hai..

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  • Facebook
  • Par Har Ek Ladki
  • Pending Friend Requests
  • Dekh K Khud Ko Bahot Khubsurat
  • Mehsoos Karti Hai…

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  • Ek Larki Ne apny boyfrnd se pucha
  • Ham Her Cheez ka Naap Karty hen,
  • wazan,lambaii,taaqat,speed faasla,
  • mgar
  • hum ne kabhi Mohabbat,etimaad,Dosti
  • OR
  • akhlaaq ka naap nahi Kiya
  • Aakhir Q

  • Larky Ne Socha Or larki Ka haath apny
  • haathon men le kr uski aankhon men dakhty
  • hue kaha

  • Bakwaas km kiya kro.
  • men Dete Pe aya hum,
  • physics ka viva deny
  • nahin.

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  • Kisi Lerki Say Mat Kehna
  • Kay Us Say Pyar Kertay Ho
  • Ager Ek Bay Dhayani Main
  • Yeah Iqrar Ker Bethay
  • Kisi Say Pyar Ker Bethay
  • To Phir Wadoon Ki DoRoon Main
  • Ualajh Ker Toot Jao Gay
  • Tumharay Pyar Ka Us Ko
  • Ager Ehsaas Ho Jayay
  • To Ho Sakta Hai Tum Us Ka
  • Rang-O-Roop Ban Jao
  • Mohabbat Kay Safar Main Shayad
  • Aaisa Morr Aajayay
  • Kay Tum Narazgi Ka
  • BerMila Izhaar iii.
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  • Dedicated To Girls
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  • “Hamesha Maa Baap Ladkiyun Ko Yeh Hi
  • Samjhate
  • Hain K
  • Beta Yeh Tmhara Ghar Nhi,
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  • Tmhara Asli Ghar Tmhara
  • Sasuraal Hai,
  • Tm Tu
  • Yahan
  • Mehman Ho
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  • 0rrrr
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  • Mehmano Se Koi Etna Kaam Karwata
  • Hai Bhala Batao.

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  • SHamE on Y3u GirLzZ
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  • WeatHer izZz GettinG hoTer tHen uUu



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  • Girl Announced Her Engagement To Her Father.
  • Father : Does This Fellow Has Any Money?
  • Girl : U Men R All Alike, That’s
  • Exactly
  • What He Asked Me About U.

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  • Indian girl:
  • Main to us se shaadi karungi jo muje khush
  • rekhe or boht pyar kare
  • Or tum?
  • Pakistani girl:
  • Main to us se shadi karungi jis k ghar
  • UPS laga ho

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  • Girl calls the Help Desk
  • to complain a
  • computer problem.

  • Girl: When I type
  • computer password, it
  • just shows star star
  • star star.

  • Whatz the
  • hell ?

  • Help Desk: Mam,
  • those stars are to
  • protect you, so that if a
  • person standing
  • behind u, they can’t read
  • your password. 😉 :p .

  • Girl: Yeah, but stars
  • appear even when
  • there is no one standing
  • behind me. ?
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  • Ye Ladkiyan b naa....

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  • Ladkiyo ki ek khaas baat

  • Ladkiyo ki ek khaas baat…

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  • Pago aur non veg joke padti pura hai par like aur comment nahi karti….

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  • Faadu Joke
  • 1 ladki pull k uper se chalang
  • laganey hi wali thi ke,
  • Imran hashmi bike bike se wahan se gujar raha tha,

  • uske pas aa kar ruka
  • or bola k ,

  • agar tum sucide karney ja hi rhi ho to ek bar mujhe 1 lambi kiss de jao..

  • wo ladki tyar ho gayi phir itni lambi or gehri kiss di

  • usney ladke ko k wesi kiss ladkay ne pahley kabi nhi li kisi se,
  • imran : mera to bachpan se xpirieance h..

  • phir usne ladki se sucide karne ki wajah puchi

  • to ladki ne kaha:”
  • Mere ghar walo ko pasand nahi kmai
  • ladki ban kar ghumu
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  • Mera naam justin biber hai..:p :O:D 😀
  • imran Behosh :p

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  • I don’t know why girls do post,
  • “Good Night guys”
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  • I’m always confused its
  • information or invitation.. :p

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  • Sweet story… :)
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  • 1 ladke ne marne ke 3 minute
  • pehle 2msg kiye..

  • 1 GF Ko aur 1 dost ko..
  • Main ja raha hu reply fast.. .
  • 1st reply GF ka aaya:”tum kahan
  • ja rahe ho, i m busy baad me
  • milenge..
  • Ye sunkar usey bohat dard hua..:'( .

  • 2nd msg dost ka aaya:”abe kaminey akele kaha ja
  • raha hai
  • ruk mein bhi aata hu..
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  • Ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya aur bola
  • aaj phir pyar dosti se haar gaya..
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  • There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS…

  • 1. HARD DISK Girls:
  • Remember everything forever.

  • 2. RAM Girls:
  • Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

  • 3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
  • Just for looking.

  • 4. INTERNET Girls:
  • Difficult to access.

  • 5. SERVER Girls:
  • Always busy when needed.

  • 6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
  • Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

  • 7. VIRUS Girls :
  • These type of girls are normally called’WIFE’ once enters in your system don’t leave even after
  • format.:D

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  • That happiest moment On Facebook
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  • When you are fighting on some one status and your friends support u by liking ur comments :p
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  • Especially female friend :p

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  • Girls :

  • 1st Gal- muje teri help chaiye.

  • 2nd Gal – nahi yaar mai khud hi bhaut busy hu

  • 3rd Gal – yaar mummy ne aaj ghar
  • jaldi bulaya hai

  • 4rt Gal – kabhi tune meri help kri thi kya

  • 5ft – yaar aaj muje padhayi
  • kerni hai
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  • Boys :
  • 1st Boy – yaar muje tumari help chaiye.

  • 2nd Boy – kisi se panga ho gya kya
  • bol kitne bande bulau.

  • 3rd Boy – majjal hai kisi ki jo mere
  • yaar ko hath laga de bata kahan chalna hai

  • 4rt Boy – bol kya baat hai ghar
  • vhar to baad mai chle jayenge



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  • Fullform of GIRL:

  • G-Gussa hamesha naak pe..

  • I-Inocent sirf sakal se..

  • R-Rone ki autometic machine..

  • L-ladai me sabki nani..

  • Phir bhi duniya inki diwani…:p :O :/

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  • Facebook fact…
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  • Girls Pura din ghar me Bartan Manjati aur kapde sukhati hongi..
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  • Aur jab raat ko msg.. Karke pucho ke..
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  • Pura din kaha thi.. ??
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  • To reply aata hai…
  • ‘Kuch nhi ,was just hanging out wid frnds’.. :p

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  • Akalmand Pappu
  • Pappu : I Love You
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  • Girl : Meri Chappal Ki Size Pata
  • Hai Kya..?
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  • Pappu :- OH…Ho..
  • Propose KIYA NHI Ke GIFT MAGNA SHURU
  • or gift b kya maang rhi h ,
  • chappal 😛
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  • Bhikharin Kahin Ki Chal Bhag
  • yaha se 😀 😛
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  • I hate u..

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  • Ladkiyo ke 7 jhoot.. ?? :p
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  • 1. I Love u..
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  • 2. Aapki kasam..
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  • 3. U r my 1st love..
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  • 4. Balance nahi hai..
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  • 5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi..
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  • 6. Parents sath mein hai..
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  • 7. Mai tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi.

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  • Larkiyo’n Ki Specialty ..
  • UK: Dressing
  • Spain Beautiful
  • America: Stylish
  • Italy: Friendly
  • Brazil: Hot
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  • India : Kuch Ho Na Ho Par
  • ATTITUDE Ki Koi Kami Nahi
  • MileGi. 😛 = 😀

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  • Two Men Talking In Marriage Ceremony.

  • 1st: Abhi Kal Ki Baat Hy, Ye Larki Meri Godi Me Khelti Thi.

  • 2nd: Aap Larki Waale Ho?

  • 1st: Nahi, Mai BOSS Ho Iska

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  • Horror movie ka dialogue:
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  • Girl: “Kaun hai? Kaun hai wahan?”
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  • Bolti to aise hain jaise Bhoot khud bolega,
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  • “Haa Jaanu, Main hu, Kitchen mein Pakode tal raha hu, Khaogi kya” :p
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  • After valetine day .
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  • Girlfrend to Boyfrend:”I am Pregnant..
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  • Boyfrned:”R u Sure, Ye mera Baccha Hai..
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  • Girlfriend Rone Lagi aur Boli:”Yaar Sab Aise Hi Kahenge to Kaise
  • CHalega ?? :p 😀 :O 😀

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  • In 2020 girl:” Dekh yar kya item jaa raha hai..Oye MurgeyTera mobile No.. Kya hai.. ??
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  • Boy:”Aap ke ghar me baap, bhai nai hai kya.. ??
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  • Girl:”baap n bhai sab hai, partu nai hai na chikne…:p :O 😀 😀

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  • Girl to shopkeeper :
  • Bhaiya aap ke paas aisa
  • valentine card hai jisme likha
  • ho..

  • ‘U R MY 1st and would be my
  • Last LOVE..?
  • Shopkeeper : Haan Hai..!
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  • Girl : Theek hai 50 de do



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  • Ladki- (sharma ke) ye pyar kya hota hai?

  • Ladka- Pyar ka rishta 2 insaano me wohi hota he jo cement or rait ke darmiyan pani ka hota hai

  • Dekho

  • Ladka= Cement
  • Ladki= Rait
  • Love= Pani

  • Ab agar cement or rait ko aapas me mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi hoge..

  • Agar in me pani mix kar diya jaye to inko koi juda nahi kar sakta…
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  • Ladki- (Hans ke boli) Kamine tu Engineer hai na? 😀

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  • Bf- Texting to his gf.
  • Hey baby..what’s up.?

  • Gf- Nothing much just
  • washing my BOOBS.

  • Bf- What.! :O

  • Gf- Yeah. It has become very
  • dirty. People keep
  • stepping on it a lot.

  • Bf- What the hell.. O.o

  • Gf- Why..?? Oh fish..!!
  • Sorry baby I meant.
  • BOOTS.
  • Damn this Automatic dictionary is
  • on.! :/

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  • Ladkiyo ki scooty pe bhale 2 ki
  • jagah 4 brakes hi lagwa do
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  • Rokti pairo se hi hai :p 😀 =D

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  • Q:Ladkiya Kabi Khud Pyar Ka
  • Izhar Pehle Q Ni Krti?
  • Intresting Jawab
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  • Taki Break-up Krte Waqt Ye
  • Keh Ske Ki Tum Mere Piche
  • Pade The Mai Nahi.

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  • Larki doctor se meri skin
  • buht ziada malayem,soft aur
  • sensitive he aur mera rang b
  • buht gora he,man raat ko kia
  • laga kar soya karon?

  • Doctor: “KUNDI”

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  • Jo Aww Naa Kare….
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  • Woh AwwwRat He Nahi. =D

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  • Ladkiyan jab arguement harti hain toh akhir me kya bolti hain.. ??
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  • WHAT EVER I DONT CARE…:p 😀 :O 😀

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  • There are basically 7 TYPES OF
  • GIRLS…
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  • 1. HARD DISK Girls:
  • Remember everything forever.
  • .
  • 2. RAM Girls:
  • Forgets about you the moment you
  • turn her off.
  • .
  • 3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
  • Just for looking. .

  • 4. INTERNET Girls:
  • Difficult to access.
  • .
  • 5. SERVER Girls:
  • Always busy when needed. .

  • 6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
  • Makes horrible things looks
  • beautiful.
  • .
  • 7. VIRUS Girls : These type of girls are normally
  • called ‘WIFE’

  • once enters in your system don’t
  • leave even after format.:-P

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  • Define A Woman….
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  • Someone Who Can Talk 4 Hours While Standing At
  • The Door .
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  • But She Won’t Sit … Because Shes Getting Late… :p 😀 =DD

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  • Lady : Yar mere paise chori ho gye !! :(
  • !
  • 2nd Lady : lekin tum to paise blouse me rakhti thi na ?
  • !
  • 1st Lady : ha, par mujhe kya pata tha
  • wo kamina, paise churane k liye hath daal rha h 
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  • Ek Ameer Ladki ko School me Garib
  • Parivar pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha Gya…

  • Essay me usne Likha:
  • Ek Garib Parivar tha,
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  • Pita Garib, Maa Garib, Bachche bhi Garib 😛
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  • Parivar me 4 Naukr the, wo bhi Gareeb..!!!
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  • Car bhi Tooti hui SAFARI thi..!
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  • Unka Garib Driver Bachon
  • ko Tooti Car
  • me School Chhod K Aata tha..!
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  • Bachon K paas Purane N95 Mobile the..!
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  • Bache Hafte me 4 bar hi
  • Chicken Khate the..!
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  • Ghar me 4 hi 2nd Hand A.C. the..!
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  • Sara Parivar Badi Mushkil se Aish Kar raha tha…





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