Good Luck Jokes For Hindi 2016


  1. kya meri nak tedi hai. kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai...........

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  3. Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi jee nahi lagta hai kahin Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai..Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai

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  5. Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha karte thae, Jitna syllabus parh ke wo top karte hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia karte thae

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  7. Arz kiya hai? Humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai, Humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai, YAHAN TO IMTIHANO NE hi ZINDAGI LE LI hai.

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  9. Side effect of excess study :p A Guy Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called; He Asked Waiter, "Syllabus Lana Zara"

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  11. "The probability of a topic coming in exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave the topic completely...."

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  13. The Funniest And Highly Impossible Message A Student Can Ever Send . . . . . . . . I Finished Studies. Did You?

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  15. Good luck for the marriage. Your first but your bride's second marriage.

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  17. The probability of a topic coming in exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave the topic completely...."

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  19. Good luck for the marriage. Your first but your bride's second marriage.

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  21. Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

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  23. Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure, babe. Girlfriend: BAM! You're single.

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  25. Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha karte thae, Jitna syllabus parh ke wo top karte hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia karte thae

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  27. A Faithful Boyfriend... Girlfriend : You Know My Mom Likes You A Lot. Boyfriend : Whatever Sweetheart , Don't Worry I Will Marry With You Only.

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  29. Lady: Is this my train? Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady: Dont try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi. Station Master: No Madam, Im afraid its too heavy.

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  31. The Funniest And Highly Impossible Message A Student Can Ever Send . . . . . . . . I Finished Studies. Did You

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  33. Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: Funny? But then why arent you laughing?

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  35. On propose day: A Girl proposed to me. . . . . . And I said: . . . Sorry, I wont accept your proposal, But I appreciate your selection !

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  37. My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".

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  39. Customer: Waiter, theres a dead beetle in my soup. Waiter: Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

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  41. You are a dual personality in your own. Change yourself. Good luck.

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  43. KINGFISHER EMPLOYEE:Sir for the past 15 days not a single bottle has been sold ! VIJAY MALYA:Call all the universities and ask them to announce results.

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  45. HEIGHT of COOLNES: Finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a Cold Drink & asking ur friend: "Dude, which paper was it?"

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  47. Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May God suceed u in every exams of ur life. Good luck & God bless u.


  48. Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi jee nahi lagta hai kahin Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai?Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai

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  50. Kaash ham SMS hote, Ek Klik mein Kaash ham SMS hote, Ek Klik mein tumhare paas hote, Bhale tum Hame delete kar dete, par kuch pal ke liye ham tumhare ehsas to hote...!

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  52. Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

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  54. All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams. I am just joking.

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  56. Whats d height of hope?? It is: sitting in d exam hall, holding d question paper in hand n telling urself �dude,don't worry. Exams will get postponed!�

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  58. You are my good friend but not the boyfriend. I am just joking.

  59. =============================Customer: Waiter, theres a dead beetle in my soup. Waiter: Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

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  61. Of course I am not going to cheat on the exam tomorrow, I am simply going to study during it 
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  63. You are a dual personality in your own. Change yourself. Good luck.

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  65. Whats d height of hope?? It is: sitting in d exam hall, holding d question paper in hand n telling urself dude,don't worry. Exams will get postponed.

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  67. If a Girl Gts 90% Mark Her Response "Kamina 2 Marks Or De Deta To Uska Kya Jata" If a Boy Gts 35% Marks He Says "Check Krne Wala Bhagwan Tha Yaar"

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  69. Exams are like girl friends - difficult 2 understand - too many questions - more explanations are needed And results are most of the time failure...Good luck.

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  71. All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams

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  73. pal pal intahan leti hai jindagi pal pal intahan leti hai jindagi roj naye sadme bhi deti hai jindagi fir bhi hum jindagi se sikwa kare kaise aap jaise log bhi to deti hai jindagi

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  75. Dil denga kisi ek ko, Woh bhi kisi sundar aur nek ko Jab tak girlfriend nahi patt jati, Propose krunga har ek ko

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  77. kya meri nak tedi hai. kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.

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  79. A Faithful Boyfriend... Girlfriend : You Know My Mom Likes You A Lot. Boyfriend : Whatever Sweetheart , Don't Worry I Will Marry With You Only.

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  81. A teacher asked his student: what is the most important source of finance for starting a successful business? Students: "Father in law".

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  83. Lady: Is this my train? Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady: Don�t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi. Station Master: No Madam, I�m afraid it�s too heavy.

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