Happy Holi Jokes New 2017


  • Million Dollar Question - Use less water for Holi. 
  • Bataaiye Paani ke bina Insaan kaise marega 
  • Ans. Paani nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? 
  • Aur tairega nahi to doob jayega. 
  • So conserve water, have Happy Holi!!!

  • Pinku Rinku Se
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  • Kya Baat Hai Aaj Khile Khile Lag Rahe Ho? Rinku: Majboori Thi Yaar! Pinku: Kya Thi Majboori? Pinku: Yaar Holi Pe Logo Ne Itne Rang Laga Diye Ke Nahana Pad Gaya! Warna Maine Toh Baisakhi Ke Mele Mein Nahana Tha!. 
  • Dekho Ji.!

  • Saaf kehna Sukhi Rehna!
  • Abhi Msg Kar Diye He,
  • Q ki kal 1 rupya Katega
  • WISH U VERY
  • @HAPPY HOLI@

  • Tyohar Apni Jagah he,
  • aur Bill Apni Jagah.
  • SAMJHE 
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  • Apun wishing you a wonderful,
    • ↷Super-duper,
    • Zabardast,
    • Xtra-badhiya,
    • Xtra special,
    • Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
    • Bole to ekdum jhakaas
    • 'Happy Holi↶↶
    • Sher chhupkar shikar nahi karte, Buzdil kabhi khulkar waar nahi karte, Aur hum wo hai jo Happy Holi kahne ke liye 13 Match ka intezar nahi karte. Happy Holi..!!

    • Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
    • humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya,
    • ye kya?
    • Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
    • "Happy Holi"
    • Sher kabhi chupkar shikar nahi karte, Buzdil kabhi khulkar waar nahi karte, Aur hum wo hain jo 'HAPPY-Holi' kehne ke liye 13 ya 14 tarikh ka intzar nahi karte! 
    • Aaz is azadi ke awasar par hame ye rakhi ka tyohar acche se manana chahiye aur gharon me deepak jalane chahiye kyonki aaj hi ke din gandhiji ne ravan ko maar kar amerika ko aazad karaya tha, Isliye aap sabhi ko ek baar phir janamdin ki shubhkamnaye. Hota hai hota hai anyway Wish u all a very colourful holi! 

    • ⇙⇙Happy Holi Jokes in Hindi
    • We all should celebrate this lovely festival with as less colour as you can because they are harmful for your body. Now, how to celebrate holi then? Don't worry here we are sharing some Happy Holi Jokes for you. We already shared Happy Holi Images in our previously article. We hope you checked them all.

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    • Holi Jokes for Whatsapp
    • Aapke life mein mithaas ho Cadbury jaise, Rounak ho Asian Paints jaise, Mehak ho Axe jaise, Tazgi ho Colgate jaise, Aur tension-free rahe Huggies jaise. Happy Holi ..!! 

    •  Holi Par Aapko
    • "Vivah" Ki Wiffe,
    • "Dhoom" Ki Bike,
    • "Don" Ki Life,
    • "Krrish" Ka Josh,
    • "Babul" Ka Dular Aur
    • "Umravjaan" Ka Pyaar Mile
    • Hardik Ki Aur Se Sabhi Ko Holi Ki Hardik Shubhakamana. :D
    • Heard a woman painted completely in holi colours saying other "yeh toh kuch bhi nai mera roj ka make-up isse jyada hota hai" :D
    • Anushka: Baby, tum itni gaali kyun dete ho?Virat : Bura na maano Kohli hai 
    • Holi ke Rang C.I.D. me naii Khusiyan laayi hai,
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    • Holi ke Rang C.I.D. me naii Khusiyan laayi hai,
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    • ⇖⇖Daya Darwaza Kholo Mujhe Poty aayi hai.
    • Happy Holi Jokes for Facebook
    • Holi par Bazaar seGunjiya khareed ke, FBpar self made bata karphoto me 50 bando kotag karne walo, Holi keagle din tumhe lagnewali dast bhi aane sepehle kahengi ki AapBhutiye Hain⇫⇫
    • Today was the day when if someone is asked - kahan ja rahe ho?
    • And one can proudly say "muh kala karwane" :p

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