Hiking Status And Quotes 2017

1 ) ⧭The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks⧭

2 ) Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

3 ) I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

4 ) Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun.

5 ) ⧪Smile infront of those who hates you⧭⧭It kills them.

6 ) I⧪⧪ feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

7 ) Oo⧬oh, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.

8 ) I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.

9 ) ⧭Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status !

10 ) Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?

11 ) People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.

12 ) I am learn from My Mistake! Without Mistake We Can’t Learn Best.

13 ) Take charge of your attitude. Don’t let someone else choose it for you.

14 ) A tear is made of 1% water and 99% of feelings.

15 ) Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

16 ) I⧪f you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it🔝🔝🔝

17 ) 🔝🔝Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money⧪⧪

18 ) I have no time to hate people… who hate me… because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me..

19 ) ⧪I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.

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20 ) Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.

21 ) There are two type of people winner and Losser, Winner always Working Hard, Losser Always try to shortcut for win.

22 ) ⧪⧪The annoying moment when the TV ⧪⧪commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.

23 ) ⧭⧭God is really creative, I mean…🔝🔝just look at me.

24 ) Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!

25 ) May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.

26 ) Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.

27 ) I know i am awesome, so i don’t care about your opinion.

28 ) I May Not Be Prefect, But I’m The Best You’ll Ever Have. You’ll Realize It The Day I Stop Coming Back.

29 ) Beauty attracts the eye but personality captures the heart.

30 ) The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

31 ) I am who i am, you approval is not needed.

32 ) I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

33 ) ‘Dream’ as if you’ll live forever.. Live as if tomorrow is last one…

34 ) One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.

35 ) I`m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

36 ) The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.

37 ) ⧪⧪Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

38 ) They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. ⧭⧭yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.

39 ) The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

40 ) I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

41 ) Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

42 ) Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

43 ) Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.

44 ) When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

45 ) The best way to predict the Future⧬⧬⧬is to Design it.

46 ) ⧭⧭Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.

47 ) ⧭⧭Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.

48 ) ⧭⧭That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”🔝🔝

49 ) Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.

50 ) When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.

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