incredible status 2017


  1. Work hard.Dream big


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  3. Whether it’s the best of times or the worst of times, it’s the only time we’ve got.


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  5. Happiness is not the absence of problems.It’s the ability to deal with them.


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  7. Problem’s are not stop signs..They’re guidelines.


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  9. I'm not short, I am just concentrated awesome!


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  11. You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.


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  13. If you don't care stop talking about it.


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  15. God was showing off when He created you.


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  17. Girl, you better have a license, coz you are driving me crazy!


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  19. Never apologize for being you.


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  21. Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!


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  23. I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.


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  25. Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.


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  27. The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.


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  29. People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.


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  31. When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.


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  33. The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.


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  35. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!


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  37. I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.


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  39. I’m a good boy with bad habits: P


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  41. Flip a coin... If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. :)


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  43. Don't worry. God is always on time.


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  45. She loves me or not but I love her a lot.


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  47. Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.


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  49. Warning, do you think its right time to talk to me?


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  51. Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????


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  53. I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.


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  55. Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains 


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  57. I can see you checking my whatsapp status.


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  60. God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.


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  62. I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.


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  64. Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.


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  66. I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.


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  68. fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.


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  70. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.


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  72. My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday


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  74. If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.


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  76. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.


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  78. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.


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  80. I can handle pain until it hurts.


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  82. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.


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  84. Gravity always gets me down. :)


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  86. I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.


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  88. I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.


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  90. I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.


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  92. When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.


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  94. The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.


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  96. One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.


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  98. I’ve been too fucking busy and vice versa.


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  100. Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.


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  102. I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less



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  104. Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.


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  106. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.


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  108. Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent


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  110. Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P


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  112. A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.


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  114. Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.


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  116. I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.


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  118. Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.


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  120. I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.


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  122. The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.


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  124. The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.


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  126. Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors fo


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  128. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!!!


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  131. If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become Sunny Deol


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  133. Dear LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.


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  135. Dear Sleep! I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger! But NOW I Lubbb you:


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  137. Our generation doesn't ring the doorbell...we text or call to say we're outside... ;)


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  139. we live in WTF generation - Wikipedia, twitter, facebook


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  141. I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.


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  143. I follow the quote, "Always be true to yourself" because I only lie to others...


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  145. If "Da Vinci Code" has been written by Punjabi author then its name would be "Vinci Da Code"!


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  147. Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it's for your own good.


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  149. Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi.


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  151. Every time I drink I get awesome :-)


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  153. When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always!


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  155. What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!


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  157. Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE


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  159. Behind every successful man... There is a confused woman.


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  161. You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.


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  163. I’m listening. It just takes me a minute to process so much stupidity all at once!!


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  165. Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street’


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  167. I’ll try being nicer if you start being smarter.


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  169. I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.


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  171. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.


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  173. I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything


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  175. Better the vacuum cleaner the better it sucks!!


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  177. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work 
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  180. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!


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  182. Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.


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  184. I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition.


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  186. ”Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
  187. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”


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  189. When you feel insulted I’m just describing you.


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  191. Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.


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  193. Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.


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  195. I’m cool but global warming made me hot


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  197. When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.


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  199. What comes easy won’t last long, and what lasts long won’t come easy.


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  201. The trouble with trouble is that,it starts as fun.


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  203. Happiest people don’t have best of Everything..They make best of everything.

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