Insult SMS Message 2016


  1. Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic..
  2. No...
  3. Quickly see your driving license.
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  5. Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
  6. Mouse
  7. BIRD
  8. Monkey
  9. haila...U 2
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  11. 4 roses, just for you..
  12. 1st for Friendship.
  13. 2nd for Wealth.
  14. 3rd for Happiness.
  15. and the last one..
  16. Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
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  18. Two devils came in 2 my dreams. 
  19. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. 
  20. I suggest them ur name. 
  21. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.
  22. =====================================
  23. I saw U on ROAD today. 
  24. U were lukin SO fine, 
  25. Ur face SO divine, 
  26. Ur walk SO perfect. 
  27. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: 
  28. WHO LET THE DOGS OUT....
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  30. Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, 
  31. ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... 
  32. pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. 
  33. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

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  35. Aapke haath me
  36. mobile hai..
  37. Chehere pe khubh c
  38. smile hai...
  39. SMS ki aChchi khasi
  40. File hai...
  41. Phir bhi
  42. SMS nahi karte...
  43. yaar, yeh kaun sa
  44. stupid style hai??
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  46. One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, 
  47. "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. 
  48. Promise me u will not look into mirror, 
  49. coz I dont wanna loose you!
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  51. Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, 
  52. bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... 
  53. Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 
  54. 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..
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  56. Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
  57. Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 
  58. 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, 
  59. par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...
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  61. Tu chand mange me chand dedu, 
  62. tu raat mange me raat dedu, 
  63. tu dil mange me dil dedu, 
  64. tu jaan mange... Bas yaar 
  65. Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..
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  67. Your network tariff has changed....
  68. Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. 
  69. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls

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  71. Press Down if u think u r MAD.
  72. I can't Believe u Did That!
  73. Again?
  74. For God Sake! LORD!!
  75. Why u Still Doing it?
  76. Truth is out now!
  77. MENTAL CASE..
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  79. Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
  80. tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
  81. Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
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  83. Sometimes, my mind asks. 
  84. Why I miss you? Why I care for you
  85. Why I remember you? Why I text you
  86. Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care
  87. Hehehe. Now, you're smiling....
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  89. No visits...
  90. no calls..
  91. no sms's...
  92. no letters...
  93. no missed calls..
  94. I'm worried...
  95. kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
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  97. You=lovely
  98. You=perfect
  99. You=beautiful
  100. You=amazing
  101. You=sweet
  102. You=cute
  103. You=genius
  104. You=fantastic
  105. You=fabulous
  106. Me=liar
  107. =====================================
  108. U r Ultimate
  109. U r Lovely
  110. U r Likable
  111. U r Unique
  112. In short ......
  113. U r ULLU


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  115. Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... 
  116. tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam.
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  118. Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
  119. Stars+moon = A romantic night.
  120. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
  121. U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
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  123. Taste dis SMS
  124. Did u feel da taste of ginger?
  125. No?
  126. Sure?
  127. Well.....
  128. BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
  129. =====================================
  130. Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, 
  131. abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
  132. Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
  133. Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai.
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  135. Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried 
  136. coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder 
  137. a monkey has been severely injured. 
  138. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

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