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  • Choose the number from 1 to 10 n i ll tell u hows ur personality,

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  • Chl rehn de yaar,

  • Tu to shakal se hi mnhoos ha.

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  • Father: what grades did u get son,

  • Son: under water.

  • Father: What do u mean?

  • Son: Below the “C” level.

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  • Agr kisi lrrky ya lrrki ko,

  • Mobile pe setting krni ho to,

  • Mobile k menu me setting ka option ha,

  • Wahan se kr len,

  • Ghor se prhhny ka shukriya.

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  • December jb bhi ata ha yhi anjaam hota ha,

  • Kbhi khaansi khbhi nazla kbhi zukaam hota ha.

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  • Kahan pr ho,

  • Reply,
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  • Mt krna.

  • Jahan bhi ho khush rho,

  • Apny kharchy pe.

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  • Lets meet for a coffee,

  • Sender,
  • Katrina Kaif,

  • Shakl dekhi apni sheeshy me?

  • Happy April fools day.

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  • Aeroplane aa rha ha dekho,
  • Dikha dikha dikha kya,

  • Chala bhi gaya budhu,
  • Oopr dekhna chahye tha,
  • Mobile me thorri aye ga.

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  • Sm1 is missing u,
  • Sm1 loves u,
  • Sm1 feels lonely about u,

  • U know who?

  • Your friend donkey at the zoo.

  • Happy April Fools day.

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  • Whatever is the occasion.

  • U ll always be the king of fools.

  • Happy april fools day.

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  • Okay i accept to be yours.

  • cuz m

  • Smart
  • Intelligent
  • Sweet
  • Talented
  • Excellent
  • Romantic.

  • I mean S.I.S.T.E.R.

  • Fool 😀


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  • Dear friend,

  • Theres an accident on the road.

  • Your blood group matches the patients,

  • Please come. Or the Donkey will die.

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  • Ek Sardar nay mobile khareeda next day wapis karnay aa gya.

  • Sardar: Is set mein sorakh hy aar par nazar ata hy.

  • Sales Man: Abay gadhay yeh sorakh nai camera on kia hua hy.

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  • Pathan: I love u.

  • Larki: Tameez say baat karo.

  • Pathan: Bismillah Hir Rehman Nir Raheem with most respectfully i beg 2 say that i love u.
  • Sadaq Allah hul Azeem

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  • Pathan: Mobile Main Kuch songs dalwany Hyn…

  • Dukandar: Memory Card Hy kya?

  • Pathan:

  • Shannakhti Card hy, Memory card tau abhi nai banwaya…

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  • To kya jaane meray

  • dil ka dard

  • Phenk kay maaru tujhay 😛

  • Bye Angry Bird 😛

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  • aik waqat tha kay

  • L0g apnay kam kaj ch0r kar mery faltu sms parhtay thay
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  • ALHAMDULILAH aaj bhi yeh silsila jari Hai.

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  • Honton say mery honton ko tu GEELA kar dey

  • Mery Honton ko To aur Bhi Rasila kar dey

  • Tu is Qadar maza dey k inteha na rahay

  • Meray Honton ko Choom kar khud ko Joshila kar dey

  • Haye Meri Pyari
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  • QULFI Khoye wali malai wali

  • Soch badlo gay tau badlay ga Pakistan.

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  • Line marnay ke bahut say tareekay hain,

  • jin mein say 3 famous hain.

  • 1) Pencil say

  • 2) Pen say

  • 3) Marker say

  • Think positive kuch log shareef bhi

  • hotay hain bilkul mere tarah :)

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  • Na jinay ki aarzu na marnay ka khauf,

  • The number u r trying is currently switched off

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  • I love everybody.

  • Some i love 2 around,

  • Some i love 2 avoid,

  • & others i love 2 punch

  • on the face 😛 😉


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  • Definati0n of the m0St hands0me man of the world
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  • Is 1 wh0 will marry with me

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  • If u don’t like me

  • – Take the map
  • – Get the car
  • – Drive 2 Hell 😛

  • Have a nice trip 😉

  • Bye Bye Bye 😛

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  • Just bcz i am smiling,

  • doesn’t mean i don’t want

  • 2 hit u on the face.

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  • If u like someone set them free.

  • If they come bak, it means nobody

  • like them.

  • Set them freee again ;)

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  • a perfect person

  • Does’nt Smoke

  • Doess’nt Drink

  • Does’nt Cry

  • Does’nt Fail

  • &

  • Does’nt Exist :P

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  • I heared somebody saying :’I LOVE YOU’:)

  • i said….

  • oh my GOD!!!! what a co-incodence!!!!! :O
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  • I love my self too…. 😛

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  • Reasons why girl starts ignoring her Love..

  • >>1. You said, You are Busy. .
  • >>2. You got bored by her talks..
  • >>3. You ask her to wait, but u forgot she
  • is
  • waiting..
  • >>4. You compare her with someone else..
  • >>5. You forgot replying her text..
  • >>6. You replies act like killing
  • conversation..
  • >>7. You Lied to her..
  • >>8. You give importance to something else more than her.

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  • wo ajanbii..
  • mai ajnabi..
  • milay..
  • hansein…
  • khaya ..
  • masti ki…
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  • waah yaar kiya suhana khwab ta 😛 😀

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  • Reality of why people say they love PAK 😀 :)

  • P= parveen
  • A= asma
  • K= kiran
  • I= iqra
  • S= seher
  • T= tuba
  • A= aalia
  • N= nida

  • PAKISTAN meri jan sab sey pehley pakistan
  • i lOVE PAKISTAN 😛 😀

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  • alphabets are very intelligently arranged :)

  • A: U r Attractive
  • B: U r D Best
  • C: U r Cute
  • D: U r Dear 2 me
  • E: U r Excellent
  • F: U r Funny
  • G: U r Gud Looking
  • H:He He He He
  • I: I m
  • J: Just
  • K: Kidding 

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  • If U R In Tension
  • If Nothing Seems Rig8
  • If U Find No Way Out
  • Then Just Think Of Me Only Once
  • I Will B Always There To Increase Ur Tensions.

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  • Eik Admi Kabar Par Btha Tha
  • Musafir Ne Pucha Dar Nahin Lagta?
  • Admi:Darne Ki Kya Bat Hai?
  • Ander Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Toh Bahar Aaa Gaya.

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  • Billi Dum Kuy Hilatay He?
  • Batano Nah Keyun
  • Batano Nah Keyun
  • Mein Batayo Keyun? Keyoun Kay
  • Dum Bili Koh Nahi Hila Sakhti.

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  • Eik Bar Kuch Bandaar Jangal Say
  • Bhag Gaye Phir Wo Hotel Mwin
  • Phuchen Unme Se Eik Pizaa Khaa
  • Raha Tha Eik Burger Khaa Raha
  • Tha Aur Kuch Badaay Dhayaan Say
  • Yeah Msg Parh Rahe The.

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  • I Am Sorry Yaar
  • Aaj Tak Maine Tujhe Avoid Kiya
  • Kai Bar Tujhse Bat Nahi Ki
  • Tujhse Hath Nahi Milaya
  • Sorry Yaar Mujhay Pata Nahi Tha Ki
  • Chhune Se Nahi Failta.
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  • If People Says U R Crazy
  • B Patiend
  • If They Say U R Monkey
  • Relax
  • If They Say U R Stupid
  • B Cool Bu8 If They Say
  • U R Smart
  • Thapad Maar Sale Ko.

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  • Hotho Se Jo Choo Liya
  • Ehsaas Aab Tak Hai
  • Aankhe Nam Hai
  • Aor Sanso Main
  • Ahgg Abb Taak Hain
  • Aur Keyo Nah Hou
  • Khayi Bhi To
  • Hari Mirchi Hai.

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  • Attendence
  • Papppu

  • Yes Sir
  • Bablu
  • Yes Sir
  • Tinku
  • Yes Sir
  • Ullu
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  • Ullu
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  • Ullu

  • Button Dabanaa Band Kar
  • Teri Baari Hai
  • Attendence Lagwaa.

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  • Plzzz Don’t Read This
  • Nahi Tou
  • Hou Jayegah

  • Keya?

  • Arre Wahi
  • Jiss Say Ham Dartay Hai
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  • Wahi Joh Is Umar Main Aksar Hou Jata Hai
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  • *Dekhao Hou Gaya Nah
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  • Time Waste.

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  • Yeah Sulagata Jisam
  • Yeah Kamp Kampatay Honth
  • Yeah Thartharata Buwa Badan
  • Yeah Ladkhadati Aawaz
  • Mujhay Pahlay Hi Pata
  • Tha Ki Tumhay Malaria Hai.


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  • When I Open My Eyes
  • Every Morning I Pray to God
  • That EveryOne Should Have
  • A Friend Like Youu
  • Why Should Only I Sufferr.

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  • You R One Of The Most
  • Cute Persons In The World
  • Just A secnd
  • Don’t Misunderstnd
  • Cute Means
  • Creating
  • Uselesss
  • Troubless
  • Everywhere.

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  • “Hey U Know
  • Which Is The Best Day To Propose A Girl
  • April 1
  • U Know Why?
  • If She Accept Its Ur Luck
  • Otherwise Just Tell April
  • Fooll Fool.

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  • I M Sending This Fool Msg
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  • 2 All Fools
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  • Who Celebrate
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  • “April Fool”.

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  • God Made A Daylight
  • N Iss Called Sun

  • God Made
  • A Entertatemaint N Is Called Fun

  • God Made
  • A Nightlight N Is Called Moon

  • God Made
  • A U Nd Iss
  • Called Beautiful Person.

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  • Larkiy0n Say Dill Lagana Eik Bh00l Hay
  • Larkiy0n Kay Pichey Jana Faz00l Hay
  • Jis Din Kisi Larki Nay Apk0vkeh Dia I L0ve U
  • T0 Smajh Lena us Din
  • April F00l Hay.

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  • D0st Pathan sey
  • April F00l Manaya
  • Pathan Han
  • D0st Kiss Kay Saath
  • Pathan Bv Kay 7
  • Hm Nay 3 Bar Talaq Dia
  • Jab W0 R0ne Laga T0 Hm B0la
  • April F00l
  • April F00l.

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  • Fact1 U Can N0t T0uch
  • Ur L0wer Lip With Ur T0unge
  • Fact2 After Reading This
  • 99 100 Idi0ts W0uld Try It
  • April F00l.

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  • Everything Has A Day
  • Every Pet Has A Day
  • Every F00l T00 Has A Day
  • H0pe U Might Have Enj0yed Ur Day
  • The April Ist.

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  • Plez 0pen This Msg After 6 Days 0n Tuesday
  • I Kn0w U Can T Wait S0 C0ngratz
  • U R D FIRST F00L 0F 2015
  • April F00L In Advance.


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  • Please Call Me
  • Its Urgent
  • Eik Accident H0 Gaya Hay
  • Aap Ka He Bl00d Gr0up Chahiye
  • Plez Mana Mat Karna
  • Warna
  • GADHA Mar Jayega.
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  • U R SWEET
  • CUTE &
  • ULTRA-DYNAMIC Pers0nality
  • U R 1 In MILLI0N With G0LDEN HEART

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  • Aisa D0STANA hmara
  • May KSHTI t0 kinara
  • May DHNUSH t0 tir
  • May MATAR t0 pneer
  • May VRSHA t0 badal
  • May RAJMA t0 chawl
  • May H0T t0 c00l Mai APRIL t0 F00l.

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  • I Am
  • F00l
  • I Am
  • F00l
  • I Am
  • F00l
  • I Am
  • F00l
  • I Am
  • F00l
  • 0k 0k C00l
  • I Agree U R F00l
  • C0ntr0l Urself
  • April F00l Wishes.

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  • This Cat
  • Is Cat
  • A Cat
  • G00d Cat
  • Way Cat
  • T0 Cat
  • Keep Cat
  • An Cat
  • Idi0t Cat
  • Busy Cat
  • F0r Cat
  • 20 Cat
  • Sec0nds Cat
  • N0w Read It With0ut The W0rd Cat.

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  • If t0day any 1 talks &
  • praises u 4 ur
  • 1) gud l00ks
  • 2 ) nature
  • 3 ) style
  • 4 ) attitude,
  • kick them 0ff
  • H0w dare they f00l u bef0re
  • april 1st.

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  • Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march
  • k0h minar pakistan gira rahay
  • hain
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  • Magar yar 32 march t0h huta
  • hi ni
  • Happy april f00l day.

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  • I am ur girlfriend
  • Smart
  • Intelligent
  • Sweet
  • Talented
  • Excllent
  • R0mantic

  • theek kayha na ?

  • In sh0rt I am ur S.I.S.T.E.R.
  • Happy april f00ls day.

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  • This is MAGIC
  • Press d0wn 6times
  • U can See ur Photo.
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  • C0ngrats! U are the First
  • April F00l 0f the year. 2014

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  • Just a friendly reminder
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  • relati0nships are preci0us d0 n0t hurt
  • them by f00ling nd lying 0n first April.


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  • Plz 0pen this msg
  • After 6 days
  • 0n Tuesday I kn0w u can’t
  • wait
  • S0
  • C0NGRAT’Z
  • U R D FIRST F00L 0F 2010
  • APRILF00L in advnce.

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  • Everything has a day…
  • Every pet has a day…
  • Every fool too has a day!
  • Hope you might have enjoyed your day!
  • The April Ist

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  • A study showed that all the fool use their thumb while messaging Now its too late dont change your finger caught another fool

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  • يكم اپريل كو جان بوجھ كر جهوٹ بولا جائے گا اور جهوٹ بول كر خوشى منائى جائيگى،
  • يعنى خدا كى لعنت پر بهى مسلمان خوشى منائيں گے،
  • خدارا جتنا هوسكے يه ميسج هر جگه پہنچا ديں اور مسلمانوں كو جهوٹ بولنے سے روكيں.

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  • Someone misses you

  • needs you

  • Worries about you

  • Lonely without you

  • Guess who
  • THE MONKEY IN
  • … THE ZOO ..

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  • Yaar TV dekhu Nawaz Shareef nay resign kar diya

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  • Aik ar ban gaya bewakuf

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  • I have a great faith on fools

  • love and self confident

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  • Just a decent  reminder on april fool –

  • Relationships are precious,

  • do not hurt them by fooling

  • and lying on first April

  • April Fool

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  • You are  the most cute  persons in the world!
  • Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
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  • CUTE means:
  • Creating
  • Useless
  • Troubles
  • Everywhere

  • Hu na cute

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  • Jab tum kabhe bhee aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
  • beautiful beautiful?
  • aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
  • ? aprilfool

  • hahahahahsha

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  • Hey you Know
  • Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April one
  • U Know Why??
  • If she accept its your luck
  • otherwise just tell

  • April fooooooooooooooooooool

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  • Q: If A Devil Catches Ur Wife,
  • Wat Wud U Do? A:
  • U Can Do Nothin.
  • If Devil Has Committed A Mistake Let Him Face The Consequences.

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  • Mai Aur Tum,

  • Tum Aur Main,

  • Yani Hum Dono,

  • Aaj Raat Ko,

  • Aik Dosre Ko,

  • 1 baja K Baad,

  • Akele Mein,

  • Miss calls denge ok.

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  • Breaking News,

  • Saudi Arab mein,
  • tofan ka khatra,

  • Poora Peshawar
  • KHALI.

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  • Roses are Red,
  • Sky is Blue,

  • My Bitch is Pregnant,
  • Thanks to You.

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  • Feeling bored?
  • Wondering, what to do?

  • Open the zip,

  • Enter your hands in between your zip,

  • take out your,

  • book from your bag and study.

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  • When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,

  • Damn I am really so cute,

  • U will overcome your sadness,

  • But dont make this a habit,
  • Coz liars go to hell.

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  • Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed,

  • Its on 1st of April, Surprised?

  • Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

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  • If you are in tension,
  • If nothing seems right,
  • If u find no way out,
  • Then just think of me only once,
  • I will be always there, to INCREASE your tensions.

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  • Manzil ki taraf badte chalo,

  • Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno,

  • Peeche walo ko aage na aane do,

  • Aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo,

  • Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge.


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  • Yeh sulagata jism,

  • Yeh kamp Kampate Honth,

  • Yeh Thartharata bua badan,

  • Yeh ladkhadati aawaz,

  • Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.

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  • Number choose karen 1 se 10,
  • tak aur,
  • Main ap ko bataon ga, k ap ki
  • personality kesi hy,
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  • Bal k yaar ap rehny hi do,
  • Ap wyse hi chawal sy lgtein hyn.

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