Latest Dirty SMS New


  • In a bathroom,

  • A boy touches a girl every where,

  • U know whoz that boy?

  • Life boy u dirty mind.

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  • Jb tota hua dirty,

  • Toty se boli mena,

  • Jb tota hua dirty,

  • Toty se boli mena,

  • Dont worry yaar,

  • Surf excel ha naa.

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  • Remember!

  • Only real friends will tell u that ur face is dirty.

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  • Ik arbi ne nargis ko goad me bitha kr poochha,

  • Tum ik rat me kitna kma leti ho?

  • Nargis: 50 hazaar,

  • Arbi: sch btao,

  • Nargis: qasam se, Rozi pe bethi hun.
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  • Ik budhha srdi me shalwaaar utaar kr betha tha,

  • Biwi: ye qn?

  • Budha: kl rat kameez utaar k betha to grdn akarr gai thi,

  • Aaj dekho.

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  • Seeing a cockroach in ur sandwich is not a problem,

  • But seeing a half cockroach in half sandwich is a problem.
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  • Eat with a butter,
  • Cut with the cutter,
  • When u forget me,
  • U ll definitely fall in the gutter.

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  • Girl says: if a guy fucks many girls, He is a legend,

  • But if a girl is fucked by even two guys, she s a slut??

  • Boys answer: Master key can open all the locks, But if a lock is opened by many keys,

  • Its a shit.

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  • Teri dosti pe dost me pant utar dun,

  • sexy c dick tere andr dal dun,

  • Koi or dekhy tujhy londy bazi ki nazar se,

  • Us saaly ka me sr na phaarr dun.

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  • Gabbar peda hua to uski maa ne usy khoob mara.

  • Nurse: qn maar rhi ho bchy ko,

  • Maa: Peda hoty hi poochh rha k maa, Kitny aadmi thy




  • Wo kya ha,

  • Jis pr pyar se hath phero to kharra ho jata ha?

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  • Its, Mera pyara bkrra, uff dirty minds

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  • Jinky pas ha wo hath me ly kr hilaty hn,

  • Jinky pas nhi, Wo ungli se kaam chlaty hn,

  • Bolo kya?

  • Oh dirty mind,

  • Its tooth brush

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  • Boy – Do u love me ..???

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  • Girl – Yes, I can do anything 4 u …

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  • Boy – Chal fir 17 ka table suna…

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  • Example of Perfect Friendship:

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  • 2 ladko ki gf’s kOOo jati
  • haiN..

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  • 1st : teri gf kaisee deekhti
  • hai. . . . ???

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  • 2nd :-5’6

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  • 36-24-36

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  • Fair..

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  • Hot..

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  • blue eyes mast..

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  • & teri. . . . ??
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  • 1st : meri ko maar goleeee…
  • teri hi dhundte hey … 😛 😀 lolx hahahha

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  • I would like to suck you..
  • lick you..
  • would like to move my tongue all over you..
  • will be fun to feel you in my mouth
  • yeap, that’s how you
  • eat an ice cream! 😛 😛 hahahahaaha

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  • pehlaay haath mai lo
  • pher mun mall lo
  • pher tookh lagao
  • pher sedha karo
  • pher surakh mai dalu
  • uff
  • kitna mushkhel hai sui mai dagga dalna 😛 😀

  • hahahahaha

  • apki soch ko salam!

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  • Q: Why Should A Girl Should Have
  • An Extra Covering Nd Protection On Her Boobs ?
  • Kyonki Cheetaah Bhi Peeta Hai.

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  • Sardar: Will U Marry Me?
  • Girl: Sorry Im A Lesbian
  • Sardar: What Is A Lesbian?
  • Girl: I Like To Have Sex With Girls
  • Sardar: Wohw Im Also A Lesbian.

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  • Girl: Maa Baju Waley Ladkey Ko
  • Dekhar Meri Bra Tight Ho Jati Hai
  • Maa: Bati Eik Bar Binaa Bara Ki
  • Kammeej Pahan Kar Jaa
  • Uski Pant Tight Hou Jayegi.

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  • Sardar Asks Call Girl. How Much?
  • She Says 5o On Bd
  • 2o On Sofa
  • 1o On Grass
  • Sardar Givez Her 5o
  • She Says Wohw On Bd?
  • Sardar No 5 Times On Grass.

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  • Sardarni: Kal Chor Aaya Aor Mere Sath Sex Karkay Chala Gaya
  • Sardar: Tmnay Usay Roka Nahi?
  • Sardarni: Buhat Kaha Ruknay Kay Liye
  • Lekin Wohh Bola Ajj Bas Etna Hi Kal Phir Aaunga.

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  • A Sardar Nd A Girl Were
  • Having Sex Suddenly Sardar
  • Asks – Do U Have Aids?
  • Girl: No. Sardar: Thank God
  • I Dont Wann 2 Get That Again.

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  • Kabhi Dost Kehtay The Ki Jaan
  • Bhi Maango To Hazir Hai
  • Aaj Who Apni Biwi Koh Jaan Kehtay Hai
  • Aur Maango Toh Inkaar
  • Kartay Hain.

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  • Do U Know How Parachute Got
  • Its Name: A Girl Jumped Out
  • Of A Fligh8
  • With Her Skirt Up
  • Sardar Saw Her N Said
  • Kitnaa “Peyara Chuut Hai”.

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  • One Boy To A Dark Girl Kitnay
  • Kali Ho. The Girl Replies Ismein
  • Tere Baap Ka Keya Jata Hai.

  • Boy-Agar Mere Baap Kah
  • Gaya Hota To Gori Hoti.

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  • Paro Aor ChNdramuki Kah
  • Noor App Pe Barse, Har Koi
  • Aapkay Sath Sone Koh Tarse
  • Aapke Jeevan Me Aaye Itni
  • Ladkiyaa Ki App Chaddi
  • Pahen Ne Koh Tarse.

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  • A Short Thing
  • Itxx Get Longer Ass U Hold It
  • & Pass Betweeen Womanx Breaxt
  • & Enterxx Into A Small Hole
  • What Iss It?

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  • Ans. Car Seat Belt
  • U Dirty Mind .

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  • Pathan B.V Say
  • Khocha Hum Ajj Iss Tarah Karay Ga.
  • Pehlaay Haath Main Daay Ga

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  • Phir Muunnnh Meein Daay Gaaay
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  • Pheeer Kisss Karaaay Gaa

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  • Phir
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  • U Dirty Minned.

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  • Pathaan Ajj Apnni B.V Koh Apnaay Haaath Saay
  • Khaanaaa Khilaaiy Gaah.

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  • Ur Dream Will Not Die
  • Ur Plans Will Not Fail
  • Ur Destiny Will Not Be Aboorrted
  • Nd The Dessire Of
  • Ur Heart Will Be Granted In His Name.
  • None Goex To The River Early
  • In The Morning Nd Bringss Dirty Water

  • As U Are Up This Morning
  • May Ur Life Be Clean Calm Nd Clear

  • Like The Early Morning Water
  • May The Graxxe Of The Almighty Support
  • Suxxtain Nd Supply

  • All Ur Needs According To His Ricxhess Inn Glory
  • Amen

  • Good Morning.

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  • Dear Friend! Do U Take Me 2
  • Bee Ur Lawful Text Mate
  • 2 Have & 2 Hold
  • 4 Dirty Quotex Or Saucy Jokex
  • In Text Mesxaaging & In Pooor Signal
  • Till Low Battery Do Us Part? .

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  • Jin Kaay Pass Hotaa Hay Wooh Hath Maay Laay Kaar Helaty Hay
  • Jin Kaay Paass Nahee Haay Wooh Ungli Daaal Kaaar Kam Chalataay Hay

  • Boloo Kiyaa?
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  • Dirty Mind It’x Tooth Brush.
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  • In A Baath Rooom
  • A Boy Touchex
  • A Girl Everywhere! U Know Whoxe That Boy?
  • Stupid It’z Lifeboy Soap!
  • Dirty People Alwayz Thhink Dirty.

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  • When A Man Talks Dirty 2 A Women
  • Its Sexxuaal Haraxxment
  • When A Women Talkx Dirty 2 A Man
  • Its $$$ Per Minute.

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  • A Short Thing
  • It Getxx Longer
  • When U Hold It
  • N Passx Between
  • Women Breastz
  • N Enterx Into
  • A Hole
  • What Is It?
  • 1 Min 2 Think
  • Car Seat Belt
  • U Dirty Mind.

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  • O””O (‘) Helloooowww!
  • ( ‘.’ )/ /
  • ( . )Geeeh Someone’x Got A Dirty Mind.

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  • Its Short Thing
  • Getx Longer When U Hold It
  • Nd Pass Between Women Breaxt
  • Nd Enterx Into A Hole
  • What Is It?
  • Car Seat Belt
  • U Dirty Mind.

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  • o””o (‘) Hell0 !
  • ( ‘.’ )/ /
  • ( . )Geeh S0m1 S G0t A Dirty Mind.

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  • Its Sh0rt Thing
  • Gets L0nger When U H0ld It
  • Nd Pass Between W0men Breasts
  • Nd Enters Int0 A H0le
  • What Is It
  • Car Seat Belt U Dirty Mind.

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  • V0TE U Dirty Mind
  • Electi0ns Are Near
  • But I Kn0w
  • What U Were Thinking.

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  • Thanks F0r Being
  • There Thr0ugh The Tears
  • Laughter Nd Dirty Diapers
  • Happy Father S Day.

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  • M0ney Can Buy A H0use N0t H0me
  • A Bed But N0t Sleep
  • Medicine But N0t Health
  • M0ney Is Dirty
  • It 0nly Cause Pain Nd Suffering
  • Send Me All Ur M0ney Nd Be Happy
  • G00d Night jeet.
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  • Ek Aesa Shair Jis Ka mukaabla
  • Naa Faraz Kar Sakta Hai
  • Naa M0hsin
  • Naa Ghalib
  • Aur Naa Farzana
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  • Dabbe Main Dabba Dabbe Main Tatti
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  • Chakh Key Batana Meethi Ya Khati.

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  • CHhipkilli k0h Ubaal Kar Dh00p Mai Sukha kar
  • Chips jesa Crunchi H0ny ke Baad
  • Ketchup 0per Daal Kar Khaya jaye t0h
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  • ULTI Aa Jati Hai
  • Eeeww Yak.

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  • 2014 ka Sub sey Saaf Suthra SMS
  • Jahaaz main air h0stess ney Pathan k0h ulti
  • karte dekha t0h w0h sh0pper de gae ke is me
  • kar l0

  • Th0ri der bad Air h0stess dekhti hae ke sab
  • ulti kar rahe hain 0r Pathan s0 raha hae

  • Usne Pathan se pucha ke sub kyun ulti kar rahe
  • hain

  • Pathan: Hum ne ulti kiya sab ne bura mana hum
  • ney wapis pi liyah.

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  • Dunya Ki Tareekh Ka Ek Aisa Sawal
  • J0h Apki Neenden Ura Dega

  • Magar Dill Tham Ke Sawal Parhna

  • Sawal Yai Hai Ke
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  • Bulgham Namkeen H0ta Hai Ya Khatta.

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  • Ek Din Barack 0bama Ne Kaha
  • J0h president sub sey GNdi cheez is Jug mey
  • Bharey Ga.
  • W0h President 0f the W0rld Ban Jayega.
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  • Barack 0bama Ney Naak Sey N0sie nikaal Nikaal
  • Kar Jug Bhar Liya

  • Manm0han Singh Ne Balgham Phenkh Phenkh K Bhar
  • Liya

  • T0h ASIF ALI ZARDARI Tensi0n Mai Uss Ney D0n0
  • Jug Pi Liya.

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  • Mujh Me Aur Aap Me Smart K0un Hai
  • Guess
  • Maine Guess Karne K0H Kaha
  • Press Karne K0H Nahe.

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  • Agar is sms k0h delete kiya t0 kutta.

  • F0rward kiya t0 chutiya

  • Save kiya t0 haraami

  • Kuch nahi kiya t0 gandu

  • Reply kiya t0 bharwa

  • Abb kar le j0 kar sakta hai

  • Ghussa huwa t0 gand phaar dun ga

  • 0r muskuraya t0 ch0d dun ga

  • 0r agar mujhay dubara fwd kiya t0 lulli kaat dohn ga.

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  • D0 U Want T0 Hear A Dirty J0ke?
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  • Are u Sure?
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  • 0k, Here Y0u g0…
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  • A White H0rse Fell In The Mud.:-)

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  • Dctr Mareez ki Naak me Ungli Daal kay Betha Hua tha

  • 1 Nay pucha Yeah Kya kar Rahe Hu?

  • Dr: Mariz koh Ulti karwa Raha Hun.

  • Magar Kese?

  • Dr: Ab Yehi Ungli Uske M00 me Daalu Ga.

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  • Ek Aesaaa Shier Jis ka muqabla
  • Na Faraz Kar Saakta hai
  • Na M0hsin
  • Na Ghalib
  • Aur na Farzana.

  • “Dabbe main Dabba, Dabbe main Tatti.

  • Chakh k Batana Meethi ya Khati”?

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  • CHIPKALI k0 Ubaaal Kar Dh00p Mai Sukhaa kar
  • Chips jesaa Crunchi H0ny k Baad
  • Ketchuup Uper Daal Kar Khayaa jaye t0

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  • ULTI Aa Jati Hai.
  • Eeeww… Yak

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  • 2014 ka Saab se Saaf Suthra SMS
  • Jahaaz me air h0stess nay Pathan k0 ulti karte dekha t0 w0hsh0pper day gae ke is me kar l0.

  • Th0ri der bad Air h0stess dekhti hae ke saab ulti kar rahe hain 0r Pathan s0 raha hae.

  • Usnay Pathan say puchaa kay sub kyun ulti kar rahe hain?

  • Pathan: Hum nay ulti kiya saaab nay bura maana,
  • hum nay wapis pe liyaa

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  • Dunya Ki Tareekh Ka Ek Aisaa Saawal
  • J0 Aapki Naeedein Urra Deyga.

  • Magar Dil Tham K Saawal Parhna.

  • Saawal Yeah Hai K.

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  • Bulgham Namkeen H0ta Hai Ya Khatta?

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  • Malkin apni nokarani se:”Mujhe lagta hai ki tere malik ka Office me kisi ldki ke saath chakar hai.”
  • Nokarani:”Nahi malkin, Aisa mat sochiye, malik mujhe dhoka nahi de sakte!”

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  • GirL to another girl: “You are beautiful”
  • Other girl: “Thank you, you are beautiful too”
  • &
  • BOY to another boy: “You are handsome”
  • Other boy: “Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale?” 😛

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  • Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti hAI?

  • Girl-Apna koi time nhi
  • jab dil kare so jati hu,
  • aur jab dil kare uth jati hu..

  • Boy-notty!
  • Tu bilkul mere ‘kutte’ pe gayi hai..;-)

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  • Extra Kameena Bacha!
  • Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na?
  • Dad: Haan per tumhen kese pta?
  • Son: Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai 😛

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  • Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

  • Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

  • Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

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  • Bas 1 Hi Tamanna Rakhta Hun Main Apny Dil Mein

  • Doston

  • Mohabbat Se Mera Sms Parho, Warna Mere Lun Pay Charho


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  • Aik Admi Kisi Bhoot Se Mila Aur Bhoot Ko Kaha

  • Mujhay Aisa Bna De K Mein Jawan Larkiyoon Ka Khoon Choosa Karon

  • Bhoot Ne Usay Always Ultra Bna Diya

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  • Wife: Aaj Mein Towel Mein Thi Aur Room Mein Achanak Sasur G Aa Gaye

  • Husband: Phir Tum Ne Kia Kia?

  • Wife: Towel Ko Khool K Sar Par Le Lia

  • Itna Aqal Mujh Mein Bhi Hai

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