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  • Ek chuha (rat) sharab k glass me gir gaya,

  • Wahan se ek billi guzar rhi thi to chuhe ne billi se kaha k mujhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mujhy kha lena,

  • Billi ne laat mari or glass gira diya,

  • Chuha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ghus gya,

  • Billi na kaha : jhooty, dhokybaaz, tum to keh rahy thy k mujhy nikalo, beshak mjhy phir kha lena,

  • Chooha Muskuraya Or Bola : Jaan naraz mat hona, Us waqtmain sharab k Nashy me tha  :p

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  • FACEBOOK. :)
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  • Boy-hello friends kon kon online hai. Let’s chat..

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  • Girl- hi.
  • After 1 min-1=hello ji.

  • 2=hiiiii :)

  • 3=hey kaise ho dear.?

  • 4=hi sweety,

  • 5= etne din kahaan the?

  • 6= hey you r very beautiful.

  • 7= aap reply kiyo nhi krte.?

  • 8= hello friend.aap kahaa se ho.?

  • 9= please reply yaar.

  • 10= hi friend thanx for add me.

  • After 5 min- 30 comments 65 likes.
  • After 15 min- 96 comment 146 likes.

  • FINALY GIRL REPLY…Thanx all. :)

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  • Zoo se 3 gadhe farar ho gye,

  • pahla TV dekh rha he,
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  • dusra foolball khel rha he,

  • aur

  • tisra,

  • Are tum nhi, tum hamesha aisa hi Q sochte howo mil hi nhi ria hai 😀

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  • 100 crore ki baat bol raha hu sab k sab dhyan se sunno,
  • Agar paise ped par ugte toh,
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  • AAJ Ladkiyo ki bandaro se bhi setting ho jaati :p

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  • Santa BANK me aake so gaya,
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  • Puchho Q.?
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  • Qki..
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  • Usne Board par advertise padhi, ki…

  • Yaha SONE par LOAN milta Hai 😀

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  • Ek din jab wo humse mile to bole kya hume yaad karte ho?
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  • Ab unhe kon btaye k yaad karna itna asaan hota to.
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  • hum apni class me top na kar lete

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  • Ladka apne dost se:
  • tune us ladki ko propose kyu kiya uska to b.f. Hai?

  • Zakkas reply:.
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  • Khali Kursi Pe to koi Bhi Beth sakta Hai, Dum hai to kisi ko Utha ke Betho.

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  • Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na

  • banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi

  • common na ho jaye.

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  • Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, Humne apni alag

  • duniya basa rakhi hai, Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka,

  • Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.

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  • 1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum,
  • Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum,
  • Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.


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  • Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski,
  • girlfirend chaye(tea), banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi,
  • Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe, dekh kar larky ne socha ke,
  • chalo dekhte hai mera numbe,r iss ne kis naam se save kya
  • hai?

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  • Thousands of words of a teacher don’t hurt but silence of a friend in examination hall brings tears into eyes.
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  • (William Cheater)
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  • Height of HOPE:
  • Sitting in Examination hall
  • Holding paper in hand
  • And saying to yourself
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  • Don’t worry man, Exam will be postponed

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  • Son: Dad why did you put your thumb impression on my Result Card instead of Sign?
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  • Father: I don’t want to surprise your teacher to think that anyone with your marks can have father who can read and right.

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  • Baap: Afsoos ke tum imtihan mai fail hogaye !!
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  • Beta: Kia karta, sary sawal sood par tay, owr sood haram hai.

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  • A poor boy Howard was selling goods door to door to pay his school fee.

  • He got tired & felt hungry.

  • A lady opened the door thought tht he must be hungry so she brought 1 Full glass of Milk & sumthing to eat.

  • Years Passed By

  • The Lady got severly sick & was admitted in hospital.

  • The lady recoverd but she got worried tht she will be paying the hospital bill all her life.

  • When she got the bill it was writtenat the bottom
  • “Paid with 1 glass of milk”
  • Dr.Howard Kelly :)

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  • Maa: Kia kar rahy ho beta?

  • Beta: Maa parh raha hon

  • Maa: Very good beta, kia parh rahy ho?

  • Beta: Apni jaan ky msgs.

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  • Teacher to Student: Art ki copy mai train banawo, mai 5 mint mai aarahi hon
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  • 10 mint baad
  • Teacher: Train dikhawo
  • Students: Ap late hogayi, Train 5 mint pahle hi chali gayi.

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  • Lecture ke darmiyan 1 Larka Uth kar chala gia
  • Teacher: Yai kion uth kar chala gia?
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  • Students: Sir es ko neend mai chalny ke aadat hai

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  • Najomi Boy ka hath daikh kar bola :
  • Baita Tum boht Parhogay
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  • Boy: Saalay.. Parh tu mai 12 saal sai raha hon, yai batawo Pass kab honga



  • That Amazing Moment
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  • When YOur PhOne Drops From YOur
  • Hand..
  • But,
  • The HeadphOne Saves Its
  • Life.

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  • An Arab couple went 2 London
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  • 1 day in the hotel room, d husband heard his wife scream ‘Faar Faar’ (it is d arabic word for Mouse)
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  • He wanted to inform Room Service but didnt know English word for Faar.
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  • Husband: Hello Room Service?
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  • Room Service: Yes Sir, how can I help u?
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  • Husband : U know Tom n Jerry?
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  • Room Service: Yes Sir, I know Tom n Jery
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  • Husband : Walla Habibi, JERRY is here!

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  • Never Say I Failed 99 Times, Say I Discovered 99 Ways Which Causes Failure!

  • – Thomas Edison.
  • Moral: Besharm Ho Jana But Apni Galti Mat Maan na.

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  • Santa ek bottle leke chemist ke shop
  • pe gaya aur usme se ek chammach
  • chemist ko pila ke pucha: Meetha
  • hai kya?
  • Chemist: Nahi toh, kyu’n kya hai
  • yeh?
  • Santa: Bas yahi puchna tha. doctor
  • ne kaha tha ki, chemist ke paas
  • jakar URINE Test karwa kar pata
  • karo, ki URINE meh sugar hai ke
  • nahi.

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  • Getting Bored?
  • Need some fun in lyf?
  • Go to a stranger’s Wedding and scream,
  • PLEASE
  • Don’t marry
  • I still love you!’ 😀
  • LOL 😀 but Try this at your own risk 😀
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  • Indian girl:
  • Main to us se shaadi karungi jo muje khush
  • rekhe or boht pyar kare
  • Or tum?
  • Pakistani girl:
  • Main to us se shadi karungi jis k ghar
  • UPS laga ho

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  • Fees maafi k liye application:

  • To,
  • The Principal
  • High school,

  • Sir,
  • Baat ye hui k mere dad ne muje fees k liye Rs.500 diye the.
  • 100 ki film dekhi,
  • 150 ki drink,
  • 50 ka Girlfriend ka Recharge karva diya,
  • 200 science wali mam par shart haar gaya.

  • Mai samajta tha k unka sirf Maths wale Sir k sath chakkar hai, par unka to aapke sath b chakkar nikla!

  • Ab apke paas 2 hi raste he:
  • Meri fees maaf ya Aapke raaz ka pardaafaash!

  • Thanx
  • Ur sincerely
  • Apki beti ka boyfriend.

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  • Husband Biwi Se:”
  • Pani Pila Do…
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  • Biwi:” Kya! ,Pyaas Lagi Hai ??
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  • Husband (Gussey se):”Nahi”Gala Check Karna Hai
  • Kahin se”LEAK”to Nahi Hai :p

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  • China ko cricket kyu nhi khelne dete ??
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  • Kyu ki
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  • Technical problem hai
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  • Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai jo out ho jaye woh muh dho k phir se aa sakta hai…:p

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  • Girl calls the Help Desk
  • to complain a
  • computer problem.

  • Girl: When I type
  • computer password, it
  • just shows star star
  • star star.

  • Whatz the
  • hell ?

  • Help Desk: Mam,
  • those stars are to
  • protect you, so that if a
  • person standing
  • behind u, they can’t read
  • your password. 😉 :p .

  • Girl: Yeah, but stars
  • appear even when
  • there is no one standing
  • behind me. ?
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  • Ye Ladkiyan b naa


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  • 3 most difficult things to do
  • in the
  • world..
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  • 1. You cant count your hair..
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  • 2. You cant wash your eyes with soap..
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  • 3. You cant breathe when your tongue is out..
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  • Now please put your tongue
  • back inside… 😛

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  • Never kiss a police woman,
  • she will say stop hands up..
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  • Never kiss a doctor,
  • she will say next
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  • Plz always kiss:”
  • a teacher, she will say wrong do it again :p

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  • Strange fact..
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  • Dunya main ek saanp aisa bhi hai jo har sec me 0.5cm lamba hota hai aur thodi dair baad khud ko kaat k mar jata hai..
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  • Ye saanp”NOKIA”ki Games mai paya
  • jata hai 😀

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  • Na Jane Kyun Magar Phir Bhi Mera Dil Karta Hai,

  • Wafaa Ko Aag Lag Jaye, Mohabbat Bharr Mein Jaye.

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  • On the set of KBC…
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  • A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1 crore question.
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  • He uses phone-a-friend, -and
  • chooses his girlfriend to ask the answer.
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  • Amitabh: Hey, you’ve got 30 seconds
  • to answer and your time starts now!
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  • Boy reads out the question and
  • the 4 options.
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  • Girl: Mil gaya time tumhe phone
  • karne ka?
  • Mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni!
  • Byeee!! 😀

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  • oy1:”Titanic dekh kar kya sikha.. ??
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  • Boy2:”Sikha kuch nahi.. abhi tak soch ra hu ki aise mast mauke par bhi koi painting kaise kar sakta hai..:p :O 😀

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  • Passed by Indian Govt::

  • Legal age for sex is 16
  • and
  • age for marriage is 18…………

  • Are they trying to say :

  • “Pehly istmaal karain phir Vishwaaas Karain ” 😀

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  • Engineer’s wife delivered a baby!!!
  • Wife sends sms: ‘Your circuit design came
  • out :)
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  • Husband smiled and replied: ‘With antenna
  • or without antenna ! 😛

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  • Reactions Of Kissing In Various Countries
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  • America : – Kiss Me Hard !
  • France : – Kiss Me Slowly !

  • India:
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  • Jaldi Karo Koi Aa Jayega 😉

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  • Rajnikant Opens a CoLLege

  • But,

  • Students r Confusd

  • Bcoz,

  • Name of coLLege iS,

  • Rajnikant MedicaL CoLLege, of Engineering for

  • Commrce & Arts 




  • Faadu Joke
  • 1 ladki pull k uper se chalang
  • laganey hi wali thi ke,
  • Imran hashmi bike bike se wahan se gujar raha tha,

  • uske pas aa kar ruka
  • or bola k ,

  • agar tum sucide karney ja hi rhi ho to ek bar mujhe 1 lambi kiss de jao..

  • wo ladki tyar ho gayi phir itni lambi or gehri kiss di

  • usney ladke ko k wesi kiss ladkay ne pahley kabi nhi li kisi se,
  • imran : mera to bachpan se xpirieance h..

  • phir usne ladki se sucide karne ki wajah puchi

  • to ladki ne kaha:”
  • Mere ghar walo ko pasand nahi kmai
  • ladki ban kar ghumu
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  • Mera naam justin biber hai..:p :O:D 😀
  • imran Behosh :p

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  • Bhakt:” GOD mujhe dard de,
  • dukh de,
  • tension de,
  • Barbad kar de,
  • Mere pichhe har mushkil Lagade..
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  • GOD:” Abey saale 1 Line me bol na”ENGINEERING ME ADMISSION” chahiye..:p :O

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  • Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya.

  • Cashier-
  • Tumhare Note nakli hai.

  • Santa-
  • Tujhe kya farak padata hai?
  • Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na.. =))

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  • Teacher:” Agr Tum Dost ko 500 do,
  • usko 200 ki Zarurt Ho to Wo Kitne Wapas Dega ??
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  • Stdnt:” Kuchh bhi Nai..
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  • Teacher:” Kya Tum maths Nai Jante ?? .
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  • Student:” Sir Aap Un Kamino ko Nai Jante… :p

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  • Traffic police chalan book
  • nikaal ke bola:
  • ‘Naam bol?’
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  • Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir…
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  • Police: Naam Bol
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  • Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar
  • jane do.
  • ..
  • dobara nahi hoga
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  • Police: Naam bol
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  • Ladka:”Trikulavattyy
  • Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami”
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  • Police (book band karke):
  • “chal nikal beta!
  • Agli baar gaadi
  • dhire chalana!”:-D

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  • Ek faqeer tha..
  • Bheek mangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha
  • tha..
  • Sab namaazi aankh bacha kar chale gaye aur
  • usse kuch na
  • mila..
  • Wo phir church gaya..
  • Phir mandir aur phir gurudware..
  • Lekin usko kisi ne kuch na diya..
  • Aakhir 1 Beer Bar ke bahar aa kar baith gaya..
  • Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte woh uske katore
  • me kuch daal dete..
  • Uska katora noto se bhar gaya…
  • Faqeer bola…
  • “Waah re Prabhu” Rehte kahan ho aur address
  • kahan ka dete ho.. :p

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  • Mohabbatein ENGINEERING version,
  • 1 student tha deewana sa, 1subject pe wo marta
  • tha,
  • books uthakar, chasma lagakar, library se gujra
  • krta tha,
  • kuch padhna tha shayad usko, jaane kisse darta
  • tha,
  • jab bhi milta tha mujhse pucha krta tha , ye pass kaise haota h yaar, ye paass kaise hota h
  • yaar,
  • or main bas ye keh pata tha KITABEIN KHULI YA HO BAND PADHNALAST NIGHT
  • KO HI HOTA HAI, KAISE KAHO MAIN O YAARA YE PASS AISE HI HOTA
  • H 😛

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  • Pathan’s Wife:
  • Main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi hon,
  • Tum mujhe ek Spinner kyon nahi dila detay?

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  • Next day Pathan SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaya.

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  • Aik pathan ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga,

  • Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai,

  • Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy.

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  • Har Taraf Padhai ka saya hai…
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  • Har paper me zero aya hai…
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  • Hum to yuhi chale jate hai bina muh dhoye exam dene,
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  • aur log kehte hai
  • “saala raat bhar padh ke aaya hai” :p


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  • That happiest moment On Facebook
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  • When you are fighting on some one status and your friends support u by liking ur comments :p
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  • Har insaan ki 5 maa hoti hai.
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  • 1st apni maa.
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  • 2nd dadi maa.
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  • 3rd nani maa.
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  • 4th saasu ma.
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  • Aur 1 maa wo jiske baare me mummy kehti hai: ye har roz 12 bje raat ko teri kaun si maa ka phone aata hai.
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  • Zindegi mai meri 4 baatein hamesha yaad rakhna :
  • 1. Kabhi top na karo
  • Warna log tum se jalne lage gay,
  • 2. Hamesha late class mein jao
  • Iss tarha har teacher tumhe yaad rakhe ga,
  • 3. Ziada parhne se time zaya hota hai
  • Aur time zaya karna buri bat hai,
  • 4. Kabhi test na do kyun k
  • Beizzti k 2 marks se izzat k 0 achay hain.. 😀

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  • Girls :

  • 1st Gal- muje teri help chaiye.

  • 2nd Gal – nahi yaar mai khud hi bhaut busy hu

  • 3rd Gal – yaar mummy ne aaj ghar
  • jaldi bulaya hai

  • 4rt Gal – kabhi tune meri help kri thi kya

  • 5ft – yaar aaj muje padhayi
  • kerni hai
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  • Boys :
  • 1st Boy – yaar muje tumari help chaiye.

  • 2nd Boy – kisi se panga ho gya kya
  • bol kitne bande bulau.

  • 3rd Boy – majjal hai kisi ki jo mere
  • yaar ko hath laga de bata kahan chalna hai

  • 4rt Boy – bol kya baat hai ghar
  • vhar to baad mai chle jayenge

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  • Breaking news :
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  • Abhi abhi khabar aayi hai ki 1000 ladkiyo ne
  • suicide kar liya,
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  • 300 comma mai hai,
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  • aur 100 behosh hai…
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  • kyunki kisi kaminey ladke ne yeh juthi khabar faila
  • rakhi thi ki missed call karne par 20 paise katenge 😉 😛

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  • Neend nahi aati raat ko..
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  • Chain nahi ata din ko..
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  • Maine pucha rab se Kya ye hi
  • pyaar hai..
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  • To rab ne bola Nahi beta garmi
  • me Sabhi ka ye hi haal hai… 😛

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  • Why We Sometimes Write “Etc” In Exams?
  • Because It Means.
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  • E-End Of
  • T-Thinking
  • C-Capacity

  • But Teacher Won’t Ever Understand Our FEelings.

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  • Ek Class Me Lady Teacher Bachho,
  • ka Hausla Badhane Ke Liye
  • Ek Trick Khelti Hai
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  • Lady Teacher:“ Jin Baccho ne 1 Lesson Yaad kiya hai wo mere 1 Haath per Kiss
  • kare”
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  • Kuch Bacche Teacher ke Haath per Kiss karte hai..
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  • Lady Teacher:“ Jin Baccho ne 2
  • Lesson Yaad kiye hai woh mere Dono Gaal par kiss kare”
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  • Kuch bacche teacher ke Gaal per kiss karte hai..
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  • Tabhi Pappu bolta hai:“ Miss, Bistar
  • Bicha lo”
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  • Lady Teacher: “Kyun ????
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  • Pappu: “Mujhe Puri Book Yaad hai“ :p 😀

  • Teacher Shocked.

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  • Santa cigarette pee raha tha ke
  • us ka baap aa gaya.
  • Santa ne cigarette shirt ki jeb
  • mein chupa li:p

  • Baap: tum cigarette pee rahy
  • the?
  • Santa : nahin to.
  • Baap: To phir tumhari shirt se
  • yeh dhuwan kyun nikal raha
  • hai?
  • Santa : aap ne baat hi dil jalane
  • wali ki hai..:D :p

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  • The Greatest Lie I ever Heard in School
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  • “Bas 10th tak padhai kar lo, uske baad to aish hi aish hai” 


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  • Fullform of GIRL:

  • G-Gussa hamesha naak pe..

  • I-Inocent sirf sakal se..

  • R-Rone ki autometic machine..

  • L-ladai me sabki nani..

  • Phir bhi duniya inki diwani…:p :O :/

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  • News Alert:

  • Breaking News!

  • Nazimabad Mai MQM K Leader Farooq Sattar ko NaMaloom Motor Cycle Sawaron Ny,,
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  • Salam kiya,
  • Unho ne Jawab hi nai dya
  • Bare Log hain Bhai.:) :p

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  • Pathan Ke Pechy Churail Lag Gai…
  • Pathan Gabhra Kar Bhaga…
  • Churail Bhi Us Ke Pechy Bhagi…
  • Pathan Bhagty Hue Duaain Yaad Karne Laga…
  • Dar Ki Waja Se Jab Koi Dua Yaad Na i To Wo Oonchi Aawaz Mein Bola….
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  • “Lab Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban Ke Tamnna Meri
  • Zindgi aj khatam gul khan teri =D =D :p

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  • The moSt popuLar liNes nOw A dAys on FaCebOok.. 😛
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  • PlzZz SeNd mE fRieNd ReQuEst eM bLocKed.. 😀 😛

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  • Kirayedar:

  • Mein ney suna hy k iss Ghar mein Jin, bhoot aur roohein aati hain?

  • Maalik Makaan:
  • Pata nai payi menu te Aap marray 80 saal ho gaye nay! 😀

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  • Dabbeme dabba dabbe me cake
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  • Wah wah
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  • Dabbeme dabba,dabbeme cake
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  • Saala meri facebook ki item nikli
  • fake:(

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  • Pappu apni grlfrnd k saath 1st date
  • pe:”Ye meri pehli date hai darling….
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  • agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh
  • chhota bhai samajh k maaf kar
  • dena..:p

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  • Ek Doctor ne naya clinic khola…
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  • Thodi daer baad ek Aadmi aaya..
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  • Doctor ne apne aap ko busy show karne k
  • liye, telephone ka
  • receiver uthaya aur appointment denay k
  • andaz me bolne laga..
  • Fir phone rakne k baad…
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  • Doctor Aadmi se:”Haan bataiye kya hua.. ??
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  • Aadmi:” BSNL se aaya hun, telephone activate
  • karne k liye… :p

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  • Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar PATI ne jaan de di,
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  • o….sad……
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  • 3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.
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  • o….verry sad….. .
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  • Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu? ?
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  • Kyun k saas bhi khabi bahu thi:-)

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  • Traffic police wala chalan book nikal ke bola:” naam bol.. ??
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  • Ladka:”trikulavatt thekkeparambli swami”
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  • Police wala (chalan book bandkarke):” agli baar gaadi dheere chalana.:D

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