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  • Me to Girl: Thora time hoga tmharay pas meray leay. . ?
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  • She : han han ku nai kya bat hay batao ? ?
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  • Me : Meray kol nai hay chal nikal shabas .

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  • Democratic confusion:

  • PARVEZ Musharaf ..
  • PARVEZ ilahi ..
  • Gen PARVEZ kiyani ..
  • and now
  • Raja PARVEZ ashraf ..

  • Ye her ghr say Bhutto nikalna tha
  • ya PARVEZ ?? O.o

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  • Parosi:
  • Yar terey ghar sy roz hansi ki awazen aati hain
  • iss khush haLL zindgi ka raaz kia hai?
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  • Admi:
  • Meri B.V mujhy jooton say marti hai,
  • Lag jaye tou woh hansti hai,
  • Na Lagy to main hansta hoon.
  • Keep smiling. 😛

  • O G kadi Has wi liya karo.

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  • Larka Wale: Hume Asi Larki Chaye Jo Zyada Khati-Peeti Na Ho

  • Hmesha Chup Rhe or Sub Ki Sune

  • Larki Wale Asi Larki To Apko “ICU “Me Hi Milegi.

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  • 1 admi gehri soch me ja raha tha
  • Achanak 1 Aawaz i
  • Ruk Jao
  • Wo Ruka to
  • Opar se ek Pathar gira agar wo na Rukta to Pathar us k Sir pe lagta
  • Wo road cross karnay laga k phir Aawaz i
  • Ruk Jao Wo phir Ruka to
  • road se ek Car tezi se guzri wo bal bal bach gaya
  • Wo zor se Chillaya
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  • Kon ho Tum?
  • Aawaz i k me Tumhain Musibat se Bachanay wala Farishta hon
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  • Wo admi ronay laga or bola.
  • Tum us waqt kahan thay
  • Jab mei
  • ‘SHAADI’ kar raha tha.

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  • 1 Pathan Wazir Banny k baad Hospital k visit pe chala gaya.

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  • Wahan 2 mareezon ko Oxygen lagi hui thi Aur

  • 1 ko nahin lagi thi.

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  • Pathan ne: Doctor se poocha: 2 Mareezon ko “CNG” lagi hai Aur 3sre ko Q nahin?

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  • Doctor ne Drip ki Taraf Esha’ra kia aur bola:

  • Ye Mareez “PETROL” pe Chal raha hai.

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  • Kehte hai khuda ne is jaha
  • mai,
  • sabhi k liye kisi na kisi ko
  • banaya
  • hai..
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  • Meri wali ne toh lagta hai suicide kar
  • liya hai, milti hi nahi.

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  • Agr ap kisi ko sachy dil se
  • chahty
  • ho
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  • Hi,
  • 03123456789
  • Ye Mera New Number
  • Save
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  • Mat kar Lena
  • Pagal
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  • Ye to 1 se 9 tak ginti hai
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  • Ab bewaqufon ki tarha ooper
  • mat dekhna.
  • Suba suba bisti ho gai.

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  • A woman’s apology
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  • I am Sorry,
  • But it was
  • Your Mistake.


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  • TUM or MAIN
  • Tum Agar Dil Ho.
  • To
  • Main Us Ki Darhkan Hun.
  • Tum Agar Chand Ho To
  • Main Us Ki Roshni Hun.
  • Tum Agar Phool Ho To
  • Main Us Ki Khushboo Hun
  • Tum Agar Pagal Ho To,
  • Sorry
  • Main Theek Hun..
  • < (.”)
  • …))>
  • ..//
  • ab bandy me thora bohat to “DIFFERENCE” hota hi hai..:p:p

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  • Ladki apne BF ko naraaz
  • karne ke baad SMS pe kaise
  • manati hai.
  • 1st Hour : Sorry
  • 2nd Hour : Sorry plzz..
  • 3rd Hour : Plzz 1 baar baat karlo..
  • 4th Hour : Plzz reply jaan…
  • 5th Hour : Plzzz itna naraz mat
  • ho..
  • 6th Hour : I’m sorry, I’ll die agar
  • tumne baat nahi ki..
  • 7th Hour : Dafa ho, 100 ladke
  • ghumte hai tere
  • jaise..
  • Sar pe hi chadha jaa rha hai,
  • bhaad me jaa.. Boy : Sorry Dear, balance nahi
  • tha.
  • Girl : Ohh.. Its okkk love u jaan..:p:p

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  • Crazy Girlfriend

  • Boy : I Heard You Failed In English?
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  • Girl : Who Telled You? It Is
  • Unpossible.
  • i Sawed
  • The Result
  • Yesterday, I Passed Away!!

  • Boy: Oh sorry my mistake byee c ya

  • Girl: Bye bye God blast you..
  • Hahahaha…:p:p

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  • Teacher –
  • Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
  • kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
  • bachaoge..? .
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  • Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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  • Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
  • kar kya rhe the..:p:p

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  • Shadi shuda couples sirf ek hi hal mein khush rehtay hain
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  • BAHU ke 25 affairs sun ke sasur mar gaya,
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  • 15 boyfriends k sun ker shohar mar gaya,
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  • SAAS BHI KBHI BAHU TH!! :p

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  • Papa Beti se,

  • F.Sc” K baad Kya

  • Karo gi?

  • BETI:

  • ( L.M.W.I) karun Gi

  • PAPA:

  • What?(L.M.W.I)

  • BETI,”LOVE””Marriage””WITH”‘” IBRAR’”Yeh Larkiyan b na, Diwani hen meri

  • (‘-’)

  • <)( /_

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  • Ab naam change kar k larki ka naseeb kharab na kar dena.

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  • Student: Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,
  • Math men Q Nhi?
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  • Sir:
  • Ziyada 3,5 na kr.
  • 9,2,11 hoja.
  • Warna 5,7 mar dunga.
  • 6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir aa jynge.
  • :
  • student:sir G Urdu, English hi theek hy
  • math waqai khofnak subject hai..:)

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  • You are one of the cutest persons in the world!!
  • Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
  • CUTE means:
  • Creating
  • Useless
  • Troubles
  • Everywhere.

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  • A Really Funny Que. 4 u:-Fill up d blanks.
  • 1) ur name ______
  • 2) % in 12Th class ____%
  • 3) gender(male/ female) _______
  • Now read only d answers..





  • Go to Google.

  • 2. Type “Top 50 women on
  • internet”

  • 3. Click on the first link.

  • 4. Look at number seven.

  • 5. Like before you die..:p

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  • Mother was out, and dad was in charge.

  • She was maybe 2 1/2 years old.

  • Someone had given her a little ‘tea set’ as a gift, and it was one of her favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when she brought him a little cup of ‘tea’, which was just water.

  • After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, mom came home.

  • Dad made her wait in the living room to watch her bring him a cup of tea, because it was ‘just the cutest thing!’

  • Mom waited, and sure enough, here she came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him drink it up.

  • Then she said, (as only a mother would know),

  • “‘Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?”

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  • Wo Dost he kia
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  • Jo Kamina Na Ho.

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  • Murgi anda deti haI
  • Aur
  • Cow dudh deti haI
  • toh aisa kon hai jo dono deta haI…?
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  • Nahi pata..?:o:O
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  • Ans.DUKANDAR;)

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  • Mistake Mistake Mistake |
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  • If a BARBER makes a mistake, itsa
  • new style..!!
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  • If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake,
  • its a new law..!!
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  • If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its
  • a new invention..!!
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  • If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a
  • new fashion..!!
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  • If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its a
  • new theory..!!
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  • If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its
  • a”MISTAKE”!
  • Esaaa kiun hai..!!! Saada Haqqq
  • ethee rakh!!!!!!!!! 😛 :@

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  • Best slogan written on Toilet’s wall….
  • “Treat me well & keep me clean.
  • I’ll not tell anyone what i’ve seen.”

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  • The taste of Oranges
  • The walk in Frost
  • The Golden sunlight
  • The beauty of Autumn colors
  • The magic of wet red leaves.
  • “Happy Slow Arrival of Winter”.

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  • Dil ko jalaney se kiya Faida
  • Aansoo Bahaney Se kiya Faida
  • Jab Usne hi Humein Chor
  • diya.
  • Ab Us K chhotey bhai ko Cheez Dilaney
  • ka kiya Faida.

  • (,”)/Aby oye!
  • <)(Chal nikal
  • //bara aya chilli milli
  • Dilo Do.

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  • In An Interview,
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  • A Boy Was Rejected
  • And
  • A Girl Was Selected
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  • “Dono ki Shirt ka Pehla Button
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  • Wo Pyar To Karte Hain Par
  • Qabool Nahi Karte, Wo Yaad
  • To Karte Hain Par Zaahir
  • Nahi Karte.. Is Kadar
  • Kanjoos Hai Mere Mehboob,
  • Wo Missed Call To Karte
  • Hain Par Call Nahi Karte!

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  • Husband: Apne Chehre Se
  • Julfe Hatalo..
  • Wife: Sajna Aap Bhi Na..
  • Husband: Agli Baar Khane Me
  • Baal Aya To Maa Kasam Tuje
  • Sajni Se Gajni Bana Dunga..

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  • Bus Accident
  • Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
  • Bahut dard ho raha hai.
  • Santa: Abey chup baith.
  • Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
  • Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

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  • Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
  • Santa: Biwi Se
  • Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
  • Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
  • biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!

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  • Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha
  • Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
  • Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.

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  • Pehle zamane Ki Ladkiya,
  • Puja Karke Soti Thi
  • Taaki Unhe Darr Na Lage..
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  • 21st Century Ki Ladkiya
  • Raat Ko Bhi Makeup Karke Soti He,
  • Taaki Doosro Ko Darr Na Lage.

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  • Indian wife Sanskaro wali hoti Hai.
  • Vo sabke samne apne pati ko
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  • “Abey Gadhe” ya ”Oye Gadhe”
  • nahi Kahti.
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  • Isliye wo short me kehti hai
  • A.G./O.G. sunte ho ji 😛 =D

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  • Marte sharabi se Bhagwaan ne poocha :- Koi antim ichha ?
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  • Sharabi :- Agle janam me daant bhale hi ek dena ,
  • par liver 31 dena , Prabhu .=D

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  • Kabhi kabhi mere dil mai khayaal aata hai

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  • agar yeh awwwww nhi hota toh ladkiyo ka kya hota 😀 😛

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  • Kbi apne bare me
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  • Kyuki iska theka tumare riste daro ne pehle hi utha liya hai






  • Dehati gf ka kamaal :
  • Once A couple went 2 a
  • restaurant…
  • BF: Kya logi tum
  • GF: Tum jo kaho
  • BF: Achha waiter zara Menu lana .
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  • GF: (nazre jhuka ke) Mai bhi menu
  • khaungi :) :p o.O

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  • NOVEMBER 24, 2013ADMINISTRATOR
  • Talent

  • Is se ziyada talent or kaha
  • milega
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  • India me ladke bike chalate
  • howe b
  • msg type kr late hain 😛 =D
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  • <)) Oh bhai _//samne dEkh Le nhi to msg k
  • sath khud
  • b sent ho jayega =D

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  • Ye India Hai Boss..
  • Yahan Logon Ko Hockey De Do,
  • Football De Do,
  • Baseball Stick De Do….
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  • Woh Fir Bhi Hockey Stick Ka Stump Banakar,
  • Baseball
  • Stick Se Football Ko Maar-Maar Kar CRICKET
  • Hi
  • Khelenge..!!

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  • 1 talent test me puchha gaya
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  • agr apki shadi judwa behan me
  • se kisi ek k sath ho jaye,
  • to aap apni wife ko kaise pehchanoge ??
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  • Best ans- Hum Q Pehchaane?

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  • Popcorn n ladkiyo me ek similarity hai… ??
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  • Saala dono ko jalao to dono muh phula leti hai..

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  • Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia.
  • Friend:wo kaise.??
  • Pathan:o yara!
  • Subha hum nay pani garam kia
  • or
  • thanday pani sey naha lia.

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  • Dam awsum lines by Chetan
  • Bhagat :-
  • “Work hard, but find time for ur
  • LOVE, FAMILY & FRIENDS.!
  • Bcoz nobody remembers ur
  • ‘Semester marks’ on ur dying
  • day.” :) :)

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  • Pappu:” Raat ko hostle mein Light
  • jane ke
  • baad candle leke toilet ja raha tha
  • bechara..
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  • . Koi kambakhat phoonk maar kar
  • keh gaya..!!
  • Happy Birthday To You…
  • Happy Birthday To You…
  • Batao yaar Emergency ke waqt bhi
  • mazak..!!! .
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  • Dost Saale.

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  • Life while doing m.b.b.s

  • 1sr yr: yahoo i’m in Medical college
  • 2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me
  • 3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi
  • 4th yr: aah soon it’ll b over
  • 5th yr: finaly it’ll b over

  • House job: i did it
  • Job : i love myself

  • W8 a min !
  • Something is missing
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  • Ohhh !!! Meri “jawani”:(

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  • Naz Krne ka Tujhe haq hai

  • “Khan”
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  • QK
  • .
  • Mere Msg
  • Muqaddar walon ko mila krtay hai
  • (-.-)
  • >)(<
  • _//_Ab thanks Keh Kr Shrminda
  • Na KRna.





  • You broke mah heart into pieces
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  • Now I can give to many Girls..:p

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  • Sir – Pani mai Rahene Wale 5 Jaanwar
  • ke Naam
  • Btao?
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  • Pappu – mendhak
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  • Sir – 4 aur btao
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  • Pappu – uski Mummy , Uske papa , uski
  • Bahen
  • aur Uski Item..:p

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  • MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
  • Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

  • MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

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  • Which Book Help Most in Your Life.?
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  • STUDENT: My Father’s Cheque Book..:P

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  • Yaar ek baat to batao.. ??
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  • Ye “OLX” pe girlfriend Nahi milti kya??
  • Urgently chaiye..:P:P

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  • Full form of Girl
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  • G :Gappo mai sab se agey
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  • I : Innocent sirf shakal se
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  • R : Rone ki automatic
  • machine
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  • L : Ladai me sab ki maa..:P:P true

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  • Urdu ke liye 1 dabayye, English ke liye 2 dabayye.
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  • Saala ye to Hindi bolne wale ke sath nainsafi hai.

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  • What is the difference b/w wife and saali?

  • Saali is Beauty,
  • Wife is duty,

  • Saali is passion,
  • Wife is tension,

  • Saali is patakha,
  • Wife is sayapa,

  • Saali is cool,
  • Wife is fool,

  • Saali is tuty-fruity,
  • Wife is qismat photi,

  • Saali is fresh cake,
  • Wife is earth quake.

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  • What Is 143?
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  • I LOVE YOU ?? .
  • No
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  • I MISS YOU ??
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  • I LIKE YOU ??
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  • Three …Maa Baap Ne Kitni Ummeed
  • Se Padhaya
  • Tha Nalayako.

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  • Teacher:Give me three reasons why the world
  • is round?
  • Pupil:Well my dad says so, my mum says so
  • and you says so!



  • 5 year old boy : I love you
  • mom!!!
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  • Mom : A www..!Ilove you
  • too!
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  • 17 year old boy : I love you
  • mom!
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  • Me: Xcuse Me
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  • Girl: Jee Kahiye
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  • Me: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf
  • Se
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  • Ek auto rickshaw me couple
  • kiss
  • kar rhe the
  • Driver unhe dekh raha tha
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  • Aage jaake accident hua
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  • Toh
  • . Driver sar pakad kar baitha
  • aur
  • bola:-
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  • . saala ab samjhaa Titanic kyu dooba
  • tha.

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  • FUNNY INTERVIEW
  • Officer : What Is Your Name ?
  • Candidate : M P. Sir
  • Officer : Tell Me Properly
  • Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir
  • Officer : Your Father’s Name ?
  • Candidate : M P. Sir
  • Officer : What Does That Mean ?
  • Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir
  • Officer : Your Native Place
  • Candidate : M P. Sir
  • Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
  • Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir
  • Officer : What Is Your
  • Qualification?
  • Candidate : M P. Sir
  • Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ?
  • Candidate : Metric Pass
  • Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
  • Candidate : M P. Sir
  • Officer : And What Does That
  • Mean?
  • Candidate : Money Problem Sir
  • Officer : Describe Your Personality
  • Candidate : M P. Sir
  • Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly
  • Candidate : Mind-blowing
  • Personality Sir
  • Officer : This Discussion Is
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  • You
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  • Candidate : M P. Sir
  • Officer : What Is It Now
  • Candidate : My Performance…. -?
  • Officer : Mp !!!
  • Candidate : What Is That Sir..?
  • Officer : Mentally Puncture ;-(

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  • Agar aap kisi ko tahe dil se pyar
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  • Ye aapka problem hai..
  • Meko kya.

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  • Ek larka Charas pi ke aya

  • Ek larka Charas pi ke aya,

  • Dad se bachne ke liye bari se book lekar padhne laga!
  • Dad: Charas Pi ke aya hai?
  • Son: Nahi To?
  • Dad: Kameene, Phir suitcase khol k kya bak-bak kar raha hai.

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  • Two ways for ultimate Happiness In
  • Life:
  • Keep Calm
  • &
  • Keep Kaam Se Kaam!

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  • Very True Lines
  • Hamesha yaad Rakhain
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  • Zindagi main hamesha 2 hi morr
  • aatay hain
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  • SAJJAA
  • TAY
  • KHABBA.

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  • Pappu ka Baap UK se aaya..

  • Baap- Teri MAA Kahan he ??
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  • . Pappu- Padosi ke Saaat Bhag
  • Gayi…!!
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  • . Baap- Tune Mujhe batayaa kyu
  • nahi ??
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  • . Pappu – Socha Surprise
  • dunga.

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  • Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
  • 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
  • mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
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  • Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao.




  • Teacher: In 3 mein fark batao!

  • CALL GIRL, GIRL FRIEND& BIWI ?

  • Sari Class chup ho gayi

  • itne mein Pappu bola:

  • “Madam ji, prepaid, postpaid &
  • unlimited.

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  • Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: -Kyu Tension Me
  • Ho?
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  • Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2
  • Lakh Diye,
  • Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

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  • How to see a girl in front of ur Gf-

  • after drinking SPRITE

  • BOY- dekho us Ladki ko Wo kapdey bilkul Suit nahi
  • karte.

  • GIRL- haan..!
  • To Bey kutte. Tu to chahta hai ki wo
  • kapdey hi na pehne…

  • Moral- Girl ne pehle hi SPRITE pee Li thi.

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  • 1 shaks shadi k leay marriage bureau gaya
  • Office band tha
  • Or bahar Door per Notice laga howa tha
  • 1 baje se ly k 3 baje tk office band rahe
  • ga TAB TAK AAP PHIR SOCH Lain.

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  • Chupke se parhna ye ak Ganda SMS hy. .
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  • Ak larka ak larki se milny jata hy. .
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  • Wo Gobar main Gir jata hy. . .
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  • Cheee cheee
  • cheee
  • Dekha kitna ganda SMS hy.

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  • Sharabi daaru pee pee kar mar gaya
  • lekin
  • marte marte bhi keh gaya,,
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  • Daaru toh BRANDED hi peeta tha
  • Saala Liver hi LOCAL nikla..

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  • Airport par 3 log apni biwiyo ka intezaar kar rahe
  • the..
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  • Pathan:” hamari Shahzaadi aa rahi hai…
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  • Pappu:” Hamari Nawabzaadi aa rahi hai..
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  • Santa:” Hamari bhi Haramzaadi aa rahi hai boss.

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  • Banta To Santa: Bahar Kyon Baitha
  • Hai ?
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  • Santa: Marriage Anniversary Hai
  • Wife Ko Chain Gift Diya Tha
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  • Wife Ne Bahar Nikal Diya
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  • Banta: Kyon? .
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  • Chain Chandi Ki Laya Kya ?
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  • Santa: Nahi Cycle Ki

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  • Girl (boy ko jealous feel karane k liye):” Dekho woh
  • ladka meri taraf dekh
  • ke muskura raha hai…
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  • . Boy:” Yeh to kuch bhi nahi,
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  • jab maine pehli baar teri shakal dekhi
  • thi to 3 din tak Apni hassi nahi rok paya
  • tha.

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  • 1 Pakistani dosre se:

  • Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

  • 2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na.

  • 1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

  • 2nd: Woh kese???

  • 1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau?








  • 1 yehi baat mje chaen se sonay nhi deti

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  • Pakistan bhar ki Auraton ka aitemaad ARIEL par Q hai, apne apne husband pr q nhi??

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  • When sum1 touches u
  • &
  • u don’t feel it,
  • its IGNORANCE.
  • When sum1 touches u
  • &
  • u feel it, its LOVE.
  • but when nobody touches
  • u but u feel it, then its KHUJLI;-)

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  • Love But Stupid

  • B.COM
  • Bachelor Concentrate Of Mohabat

  • B.B.A
  • Bachelor Broad Love & Active Pyaar

  • L.L.B
  • Learning Love for Leagal Boy

  • P.H.D
  • Perfect Happy For Dream Girl.

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  • Dil ko sub se ziada Dard kab
  • hota hy?
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  • Jb pyar me dhoka
  • ho?
  • Nahi. Jab exam me fail ho?
  • Nahi.
  • Jb koi qemti Cheez chori
  • ho jae?
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  • .Phr Kab Dil ko Dard hota hy? .
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  • . Jb mobile chargin pe lga kr jayen
  • OR
  • 2 ghanty bad Aayen to charger hila
  • hua ho…
  • (‘.’)
  • <)(>
  • _/./_

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  • A Guy Is A Boy By BirthO:),
  • A Man By Age !-),
  • A Gentleman By Choice ,
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  • And
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  • A haramkhor by “harkate”.

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  • 3 Idiots wasn’t realistic
  • In a desi Engineering college,
  • if your name is Rancho
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  • your friends will always call you
  • Bh**cho.

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  • Fact Of Life..
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  • Only 1% Of The Girls Become Wife
  • Of Their
  • Lovers,
  • The Remaining Become Passwords Of
  • FACEBOOK
  • And EMAIL.

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  • In USA when couples go to bed
  • they say “Good Night My Love”
  • in UK “Sweet Dreams Darling”

  • In Pakistan
  • Taale check kar laye Ke nahin.

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  • Court Me Pappu Talaak
  • Ke Liye Gaya
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  • Pappu Judge Se Bola :-
  • Sir, I Am Not
  • Happy With My Wife,, .
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  • To Patni Boli :- Kamine,
  • Saara Mohalla
  • Khush Hai..
  • Bas Tere Hi Nakhre Hai.

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  • Girl’s status on facebook:,.
  • “Feeling sad”
  • 81 comments

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  • boy’s Status:
  • “Going to suicide”
  • 2 likes and 1 comment
  • which reads” abe tera bike mai use karlu phir ??”

  • bichare boys Ki kismat.





  • The most embarrassing moment for a girl.
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  • Jab wo apni mom ko apne frnds ki pic dikha rahi ho..
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  • Aur jese hi uske ”BF” ki pic samne aaye to uski mom kahe
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  • .ye bandar kaun hai..:P:P

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  • What Is BREAKUP…???
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  • It is A Matter of Time When
  • A Jaan Become JAANWER
  • AND
  • CUTIEE Becomes CHIRAIL

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  • Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
  • Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke,
  • Sare ladke isko line marenge.
  • MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re,
  • Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.

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  • 1 train me Katrina
  • without ticket travel kr
  • rhi
  • thi..
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  • Usne saree pehni thi..
  • T.T. Ne usse 100 rs fine
  • liye..
  • &
  • Aiswarya ne jeans pehni
  • thi,
  • usse 75 rs fine liye..
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  • Karina ne skirt pehni thi,
  • usse 50 rs fine liye..
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  • Par Sunny Leone se kuch nai
  • liya..
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  • Why.. ??
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  • Q ki… Uske pas ticket
  • tha.
  • soch badlo desh badlega

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  • Santa apni bakri ko bus me le jane laga.
  • Conductor ne mana kar diya santa bakri
  • ko burkha pehna k bus me le gaya aur
  • conductor se bola:ye meri nani hai
  • budhape k karan jhuk gayi hai
  • thodi der baad bakri ne potty kar di..
  • pass baitha Banta chillya oye teri
  • nani ki rudraksh ki maala toot gayi

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  • Sardar ka Prosi mar Gea Wo uska
  • Ghr gya or Pucha LASH agai kya?
  • Itefaq S ysi Wqt Ambulance Lash
  • Laykar Aai.
  • Sardar:Hansty hwy lo Daso kidi Lambi
  • Umar A kanjar di.

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  • Saccha pyar wo nahi jisme dil tut jaye,
  • Saccha pyar wo hai jisme palang tut jaye.

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  • Special english shayari:
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  • .’The janaza of aashiq is nikla from
  • the gali
  • of mehbuba with very zor-shor,
  • ‘The janaza of aashiq is nikla from
  • the gali
  • of mehbuba with very zor-shor,
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  • The mehbuba jhaaki from the door&
  • boli,
  • Mar gaya haramkhor

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  • Ye sms jin khubsurat Lrkon
  • OR
  • lrkiyun ko milta Hai…
  • 5 Second baad unka mobile off ho jata
  • hai….

  • 00:05

  • 00:04

  • 00:03

  • 00:02

  • 00:01
  • Nahi howa??

  • Khodsurat hote to ho jata na.!
  • Mera to 2 Din tak off raha tha.

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  • Allah meri toba kitni jaldi niche
  • aye ho main nay
  • bachi kaha tha larki nahi
  • Toffee do kush ho jay gi.





  • One line Advertizement by a married
  • man at olx
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  • For Sale:

  • Wedding suit,used only once by Mistake

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  • Is Ramazan Pepsi 65 ki miley na miley
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  • 100 k recharge pe 65 zarur milein
  • ge.

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  • Aashiqi 2 dekhkar ek baat to samajh m aa
  • gyi…
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  • agar daaru piyogey to 9-10 saal mmar
  • jaoge
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  • lekin agar daaru k sath ladki bhi aa gyi to
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  • bhaiyya packing taiyyar rakho
  • kab yamraj darwaja khatkhata de kuch nhi
  • pta

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  • Pathan’s theory about moon,

  • Moon is better than Sun because, Moon gives light in night
  • When light is needed,
  • but Sun gives light in day when light is not needed,

  • Newton ki Qabar se cheekhon ki awaazain.

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  • Chand b Kya ajeeb Cheez ha na?
  • jisma bachpan ma “Mamoo”,
  • or
  • Jawani ma “Janu” nazar attiha.
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  • 1 Pakistani dosre se:

  • Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi?

  • 2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na,

  • 1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay,

  • 2nd: Woh kese?

  • 1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau.

  • ==============================

  • Mat Dhoond Mjhe is, Duniya Ki
  • Tanhayii Main,
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  • .
  • Main to Masroof hun 1st year Ki
  • Parhayi Main. :-D
  • (‘.’)/
  • <)(Hat jaa yar.
  • /\Top Krna Hai

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  • Wo Talwar Liye mere Peeche,
  • bhaag rahi hai,
  • Main ne to mazaq me kaha tha,
  • Dil Cheer K Dekh tere hi Name Hoga,
  • (‘_’)/
  • //NSS OOye.
  • _//_Aashqa

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  • Malik: Aray Mansoor Tum kyun ro rahe ho?

  • Naukar: Begum Sahiba ne Mujhe mara.

  • Malik: Tum ne kabhi Mujhe rotey huay dekha ha?

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  • Sochty thay Uss se Bichhrren Gay to Mr Jaen Gay,

  • Kamal Ka Weham tha,  Bukhar Tk Na Hua.



  • Ek Shaitani Chudeil ne Buzurg pati Patni ko Pakad lia,

  • Chudeil : Mai Tum Dono ki Ek – Ek khwaish Poori kar sakti hu,

  • Patni : Mujhe apne Pati k Saath Duniya Ghumni haI,

  • Chudeil ne chaddi Ghumayi, aur Wolrd Tour ki Do Ticket aa gayi,

  • Chudeil ne Pati se poocha : tumhe kya chahiye,

  • Pati : Mujhe apne se 30 saal choti patni chahiye,

  • Chudeil ne Chaddi Ghumayi aur Pati ko 90 Saal ka kar Diya,

  • To Kya seekha sabne is Kahani se,
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  • “Aadmi ko Yaad Rakhna chahiye, ke Aakhir Chudiel bhi to Ek Aurat hi hai.

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  • Daaku:-chup chaap apne hawale kr do saaman,

  • Daanku aurat se “tera naam kya hai,

  • Aurat:-kamla,

  • Daanku:-kamla to meri maa ka naam hai, jao maaf kiya tumko,

  • Daanku aurat ke pati se “Tera name kya hai,

  • “Pati:-mera name to ramu hai,
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  • .Par pyaar se sab mujhe kamla kehte hai.

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  • Solid Joke

  • Pappu ka Promotion Inspector se DSP hogya,

  • Ghar aa kar Wife ko aise andaz se, btaya,Ke uski Wife Behosh Hogae,
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  • Pappu Bola :-Aaj se Tu DSP k sath Soyegi.

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  • Ek aadmi ko APNI Patni ko Kiss karna tha,

  • Usne apne Bete ko bola : Beta Balcony me khade ho jaa aur, colony me kya chal raha hai wo dekh ke batata reh,

  • Beta shuru ho gaya :sharma ji sabji laa rahe hai,
  • Verma ji Scooter start kar rahe hai,
  • Bacche Cricket khel rahe hai,
  • Shukla ji unki Dukan sambhal rahehai,

  • Pintu ke Mummy-Papa Kiss kar rahe hai,

  • aadmi : tujhe kaise pata,

  • Beta : Pintu bhi Balcony me khada hai.

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  • Teacher: “promise karo kabhi cigarette nahi piyoge,

  • All Students:”Nahi piyenge sir kabhi nahi pienge,
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  • Teacher: “Promise karo kabhi sharab nahi piyoge,

  • All Students: “kabhi nahi pienge sir,

  • Teacher: “promise karo kabhi kisi ladki ki taraf dekhoge bhi nahi,

  • All Students: “Nahi dekhenge,

  • Teacher: “Promise karo desh ke liye apni jaan de doge,
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  • All Students:”Jaan bhi de denge sir aisi jaan rakh k karenge bhi kya.

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  • Teacher :”Water ka Molecular formula batao ???
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  • Student :”H2O + Mgcl2 + Caso4 + Alcl3 + NaoH+KOH + HNO3 + HCL + CO2…

  • Teacher :”Ye answer galat hai..

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  • Student :”Maam ye Naale ka pani hai.

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  • Santa Zebra Crossing Ke Black & White Lines Par, Baar-Baar Idhar-Udhar Chal Raha Tha,

  • Aur Soch Raha Tha Ki ,
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  • Sala Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi. =))

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  • Santa in computer exam,

  • Examiner: “What is Microsoft Excel?

  • Santa:

  • I THINK It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer.

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  • 1ce Santa had a crow he touched it & it was very soft,

  • He decided to name it,

  • guess what did he name??

  • MI-CROW-SOFT (Microsoft)

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  • Ye T-Shirt Ulti kr k iron kr

  • Santa 2 dhobi: Ye T-Shirt Ulti kr k iron kr dena,

  • 3 din Baad Santa:Meri T-shirt iron ho Gyi?

  • Dhobi: Babuji press kese krta? 3din se ulti hi nai ayi.





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