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  • Mere facebook friends me ik bnda itni sad poetry krta ha,

  • K ab to me bhi uski girlfriend ko miss krny lga hun.

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  • When phupho was born,

  • Doctor said: Mubarak ho aap k phadda hua ha.

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  • Aunty: Beta Kahan rehty ho aaj kl?

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  • Me: Tension me.

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  • Ik Pathan namaz prhh rha tha,

  • To doosry Usky bary me kisi ko bta rha tha,

  • K ye bht namazi or nayk bnda ha,

  • Pathan namaz torr k bola,

  • Isko bolo k humny hajj bhi kia ha.

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  • Ik pathan me film dekh rha tha,

  • Film me ik shair dorrty huye aa ra tha,

  • Pathan uthh k bhaagny lga to sath betha admi bola,

  • fikr mt kro ye film ha,

  • Pathan: ye to film ha, pr wo to janwar ha, Unko kya pta.

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  • Never tell your friends that,

  • U r wearing elastic wali shalwaar,

  • I repeat,

  • Never.

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  • Jahan dekho ishq k bimaar bethy hn,

  • Hazaaron mr gye hazaaron tayyar bethy hn,

  • Brbaad kr k apni taleem lrrkiyon k peechhy,

  • Kehty hn molvi sahib dua kijiye be rozgaar bethy hn.

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  • Shareef itny thy k qamees k button tk nhi kholy,

  • Magr is load shedding ne to Veena Malik bna dia.

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  • Shohar: socha call kr lun meri yaad aa rhi hogi

  • Biwi: or jo subeh larrai hui thi wo?

  • Shohar: oh fity mu ghr ka number mil gya.

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  • Pathan film Sholay dekh rha tha:

  • Hero bola: basanti in kutton k samny mt nachna.

  • Pathan cheekhty huye: Ary ticket khareeda ha, Iska baap b nachy ga.







  • Teacher: tum ne home work qn ni kiya

  • Pathan: Sir hum hostel me rehta ha.

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  • Aik Din hum aik dosre kay ghar yeh soch kar jana chor den gay k
  • Kahen inno ne “khota” he na pakaya ho

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  • Oaye chad day manu sara saal khoteaykha k tey Wadi eid ty tuhano ma yaad a janda wa

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  • Dad: Aaj Tk tunay koe aesa kam kia jis say mera sar uncha hua ho
  • Son: Aik bar apkay sar kay nichy takiya lagaya tha, ap bhool gay thay

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  • Bakri “i luv you” Bakra: “hun ke faida Agon wadi Eid aan aali aey

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  • Chemistry ke class ma sir ne aik larki say poocha!
  • What iz nitrate?
  • Larki sharma ker boli :-
  • Sir, aap bhi na…,
  • Night rate
  • 2500/-:sirf ap kay liaye.

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  • Chemistry ke class ma sir ne aik larki say poocha!
  • What iz nitrate?
  • Larki sharma ker boli :-
  • Sir, aap bhi na…,
  • Night rate
  • 2500/-:sirf ap kay liaye.

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  • Aray aap Woi Hyn Na jo
  • humyn bilkul b pasand nahi aaye

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  • If you boyfrnd iz 4rom you
  • khala, mamu chachu ka beta i its alright,
  • if he is 4rom outside of d family, he is haraam.

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  • Meray cellphone ke
  • battery esay khatam hoti hai jesay
  • iftaari ma pakoray




  • Girl: Do u like me?
  • Boy: No.
  • Girl: :(
  • Boy: u did not ask if I lovd u!
  • Girl: Awww. Do u luv me?
  • Boy: Nawww.

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  • Makkhi Mar
  • Wife: Kaya kar rahay ho?
  • Man: Makkhiyan maar raha hoon.
  • Wife: Kitni mari?
  • Man: three male aur two female.
  • Wife: Kaisay maloom?
  • Man: Kyonki three daru ke botal say chipki ti or two phone say

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  • Girl: Tum haftay mein kitni baar shave kertay ho?
  • Boy: haftay mein nahi din mai 30 say 40 baar,
  • Girl; Kaya tum pagal ho?
  • Boy; Nahi, main
  • ” Naai ” hoon

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  • Boy nay hospital mein aik nurse say kaha I LUV YOU tumnay mera dil chura lia hy
  • Nurse: sharma ker chal jhotay dil ko tau hath he nahi lagaya humnay tau kidney churaai hy.

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  • Sardar: y r all these people running? Man: dis iz a race, d winner will get d cup. Sardar: If only d winner will get d cup, y r
  • othrs running?

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  • Wife TV per match dekh rai thi,
  • husband smart bankay aaya or bola,
  • “DARLING Ma KESA LAG RAHA HOON?” tabhi wife zorsay chillayi’
  • CHAKKKKKKAAAA!!!

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  • How 2 Kill a msquito:
  • Catch it alive,
  • Tie its legs
  • thn make gud gudi in its stomach
  • & wen it laughs
  • ,Catch its mouth
  • and pour a spoon of the Poison ….

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  • SUGGESTION from NARAD :-
  • If your lovr sends u romantic messages then b very happy
  • But
  • think who is sending those msgs to your lovr?
  • My job iz over!
  • Narayan Narayan.. :-)

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  • ‘Whether u put ur name under the high light or the low
  • It is never going 2 glow
  • Unless u jump out d window & do somersault in d air
  • & land on ur bump on d road

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  • ‘Oh u look so funny
  • ur ears have grown like bugz bunny
  • & a tail has also sprouted out 4rom ur back
  • Now u will jump & bump
  • & down in a rabbit hole take ur nap





  • A year haz ended & we r together
  • Do not think it is a miracle?
  • Living with u is like a hell
  • I do not know how I managed dat well
  • If u want 2 live with me further
  • u have 2 give of all your tussles
  • & do what I say u 2
  • Otherwise I am replacing u

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  • Bubbli got caugt on the date
  • on the Indepandnce day
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  • Major Rohail-
  • What iz this?
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  • Bubbli-
  • Dad today is the freedom day,
  • so plz let me do what I want

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  • Frnds r like Priya Gold Biscit Haq Say maango
  • Girl Frnds r like Pepsi Ye Dil Maange More
  • Wife iz like a medicine Bas Aik he kaafi hai

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  • Diner: I can’t eat such a rotten chiken.
  • Cal d manager!
  • Waiter: It is no use. He would not eat it either

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  • you are a nice person…
  • but..you have 2 do 2 things early in the morning…
  • first. pray 2 God so that you can live….
  • second .take a bath so dat others can live….

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  • Prmise me we r true friends
  • I am lamp u r light
  • I am Coke u r Sprite
  • I am Sawan u r badal
  • I am Normal u r Pagal
  • I am Water u r Tanki
  • I am Tarzan u r Monkey

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  • Breaking News

  • Pakistani Cricket Team ko
  • Hollywood movie ke offer hoe hy,
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  • Movie Name:
  • “ELEVEN Monkeys”

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  • Chahtay Hyn Aap Ko Pyaar Dyn,
  • Dosti Pay Yeh Zindagi War dain.
  • Par Jab Aap Ka SMS Nai Milta Tau,
  • Dil Chahta Hy Aap Ka mobile deewar pay maar Dain..

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  • Whats the similarity b/w
  • “MARRIAGE”
  • and
  • “11:59pm”?
  • ………confused………

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  • Dono kay baad Din badal jatay hyn.  :)

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  • or Duniya ke roshniyon main mat kho jao. Yaad karo uss andharay ko jo qabar main tumhary sath ho ga.

  • An islamic mssg 4rom WAPDA






  • Biology kay sir:

  • Boys can u tell me exactly where isour heart?

  • All boys shouted loudly

  • Larkiyon kay paas

  • Sir smiled and said….
  • Mera bhi :)

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  • FAQEER: ALLAH kay Naam par kuch day do?

  • Ghar say larki boli: kuch nai hy maaf karo..

  • FAQEER Bola apna number hi day do Baba Dua b kary ga or message b…

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  • Pathan: Kiyon ro rahay ho?

  • Memon: Meri Murghi mar gai ha

  • Pathan: humra Baap mar gaya par hum tau nahi roya.

  • Memon: Tum kiyon roye ga!
  • Tumhara Baap Anday thori daita tha.

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  • Memon: Mainay Apni Beti ki Shadi Sirf 1500 Rupay Main karwai.

  • Dost: Woh kesay?

  • Memon: Mainay Beti ko 1500 ka aik Mobile Dilaya, Beti Nay Love Marriage kar Li.

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  • WAKEEL: My lord, Qanoon ke kitaab ka safa number 15 kay mutabik meray mowakkil ko ba-izzat bari kia jaye.

  • JUDGE: Kitaab pesh ke jaye.

  • (Kitaab pesh ke gayi) Judge nay safa number 15 khola tau us mein 5000 kay 10 note they.

  • JUDGE: Is tarha kay do saboot or pesh kiye jayen… ?

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  • Pathan: Shirt kay liaye kapraa dikhaaaoo

  • Salesman: Plain main dikhaaun?

  • Pathan: nai, Helicopter main dikha haramkhor,

  • Bas Pathan dekha nai kay mazak shuru!

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  • Aadmi: Meri BiVi Bohat Achi Hy, Mujhay sardi mein Pani Garam Kar Kay Deti Hy.

  • Dost: Nahane Kay Liye?

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  • Aadmi: Nai yar, Bartan Dhonay Kay Liye.

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  • Wo Jo apnay pyar Ki Yaad Main..

  • Jaagtay Hain Tanha Raaton Ko..

  • Sirf Wohi Bata Saktay Hain Kay..

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  • Raat ko light kis kis time jati hy… ? ?

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  • “Sub boltay hyn magar koi dekhta nai mujhay” . . . . .
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  • A silent message 4rom ‘P0GO’....

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  • Lo G Sajno Tay Belio

  • Mitro Tay Sahelio

  • Bakryo Tay Lelio

  • Masroof Tay Vehlio

  • Sadi Tay Akh Khul Gayi AA

  • Assalam-o-Alaikum





  • Shohar or biwi ek hi din mar gaye.
  • Shohar bhoot ban gaya or Biwi Churail ban gai. Kuch dino k baad dono ka aamna saamna hua.

  • Biwi: Kitnay ajeeb lag rahy ho bhoot ban kr.

  • Shohar: Han. Lakin tm bilkul bhi nai badli… wesi ki wesi hi ho

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  • Sardar: Parson Meri Biwi Kowein mein gir gayi.

  • Bohat chot lagi bechari ko, bohat cheekh rai thi…

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  • Dost: Ab kesi hy tumhari Biwi?

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  • Sardar: Ab theek hai. Kal say Kowein mein say Awaz nahi Ai

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  • A very old lady teacher of the English
  • asked this question with the class:

  • When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?

  • 1 pupil answered: Its the past tense of the course.

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  • 143 means?
  • Do you want to know
  • what it means?
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  • It means
  • O1 HUNDRED & FORTY THREE.
  • Tomorrow I will teach you 144.

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  • two Guys Were Following two Girls
  • Both Girls Took Rakhi and Tied To Their Hands.

  • 1st Guy 2 Second-What Will We Do Now?

  • 2nd Guy-yoU Marry My Sister,
  • I Will Marry yoUr Sister

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  • Smoking the cigarette reduces life by five minutes,

  • Laughing increases life by ten minutes.

  • A laughing smoker will never die ;)

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  • Why R the grandparents

  • & grandchildren so friendly?

  • Bcz their enemies R common :P ;)
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  • There are two type of studies:

  • 1 – hard subjects which Cannot be studied.
  • 2 – Easy subject that Does not need 2 be studied…..

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  • Taste this SMS
  • Did you feel the taste of ginger?
  • No?
  • Sure?
  • Well…..
  • BANDAR KYA JAANay ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

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  • Life is like a MOVIE…
  • If you are sad – DRAMA
  • If you are afraid – SUSPENSE
  • If you are angry – ACTION
  • When you look at the mirror – HORROR




  • Dada : Aik zamana tha jab meri jaib mein

  • sirf 10 rupe hoty thay,

  • Or

  • mein store say ghee, doodh, chawal Or daalen

  • sab kuch lay ata tha…

  • Pota : Ab yeh fankaariyan nai chaltin Dada ji…

  • Ab  tau wahan “Camere” lag gai hain…

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  • Papa : Beti bari ho kar kiya karo gi…?

  • Beti : Shadi.

  • Papa : Ghalat baat hy Beti, abhi say

  • kisi ka bura nahi sochtay…..:-)

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  • Muskurana Mana Hy…

  • BV nay Shohar k gaal pay thappar maar kr Machhar

  • maar diya.

  • Shohar Ghusse say : Thappar kiyon Mara..?

  • BV : Mujhy pasand nahi k

  • Mere hoty huay koi doosra

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  • Tumhara Khoon piaye….:-p

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  • Agar aapki Wife aapka kehna nai manti tau

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  • itna ghabrany ki koi baat ni,

  • kisi ki bhi Wife ni manti..

  • Iss Parcham k saye taly

  • sab 1 hen..:-p

  • sab 1 hen..:-p

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  • Bivi ghussay say : Tumhary dimaagh mein tau sirf gober e bhara hai.

  • Shoher Piyar say : Tau phir itni der say

  • khaa kiyon rahi ho…?:-)

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  • WIFE : Plz I want a Blackberry or Apple

  • on my upcoming Birthday…!

  • HUSBAND : Stupid! It is Mango Season.

  • Eat the Mangoes Instead……:-)


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  • Husband to his Wife : Kiya hamari shadi say pehlay tumhara koi

  • boyfriend tha..?

  • Wife remained silent for some time…

  • Husband : Me iss khamoshi ko kya samjhon??

  • Wife : Aby gin nay tau dey zara ..:)

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  • Larki apni Dadi say : Main school nahi jaongi.

  • Rastay main larkay chairty hyn
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  • DADI : Bahany mat banao,

  • Mein bhi usi rastay say roz bazar jati hoon,

  • Mujhay tau koi nahi chairta….:-p


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  • Daughter : Papa! sab bachon ki mummy un ko school mein

  • chorny aati hein, par mujhay chorny aap q aaty ho??

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  • Papa : Beta! sab ki mummy aati hein isi liye tau

  • tumhen chorny mein aata hoon…:-)

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  • Loh Wai arz Kitta Aye,

  • 5 Di Kulfi tay 10 Di Khand,

  • Wa Wa Wa Wa

  • Kya kehnay hy,

  • 5 di kulfi tay 10 di khand,

  • O kad lo Razaian aa gai ji thand…




  • Yeh Keh Kar Us Nay Hum Ko Bhari Mehfil Mein Ruswa Kar Diya

  • ….FARAZ….

  • Seedha Ho Kar Beth Teri Shalwar Phati Hoi Ha

  • (,^^)><)) ” |\_

  • Oh Lay Ammi Nay Fyr Nai Sitti.:-)=P

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  • Panjabi Larki ka Izhaar E Mohabt par Jawab..
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  • Menu Tuaday Naal Piyar ho giya aey..

  • Girl:

  • Hansi aur Sharma kr boli,

  • “Dafa ho Yadhi dieya..”

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  • “1 Larki Janat Main Gai Tau Frishton Say Boli
  • Meri Shadi Kisi Molvi Naal Hi Kara yo.”

  • Farishta:”Sabar Kar Lay Bibi.

  • Pehlay Kisi Molvi Nou Janat Wich Aan Tay Day”.

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  • Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hy???
  • Haathi: Aik Saal, tay teri?
  • Chuha: Umar tay meri v Aik saal hi hy,
  • par saalay nashay pattay nay mittran
  • di sehat down jehi kar ditti Aey…. :)

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  • Twade laye bohat khobsurat hon di tarkib

  • Press down button

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  • Once again

  • Aikk wari hor

  • Bas Ek wari hor

  • Lo dasso g, banda kadi button daban day nal v khobsurat hoya Ae?

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  • A punjabi women in London, Telling two english doctors about her baby’s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill one week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da he weep da…:D

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  • Meri apsay guzarish ha k aap mujh ko good morning walay sms na send kiya krna
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  • .Sms k bajiye halwa puri send kar diya krna…:D

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  • Ek kanar tha wo sms parh raha tha
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  • Use pta tha k sender nay usay kanar kha hy
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  • Wo phir bhi sms parh raha tha
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  • .Kiya krta

  • kanar jo tha.Don’t mind kanar hahaha ha hahah ;P

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  • Hamray tau armano ko us waqt hee  aag lag gaye thi

  • ……….Faraz………

  • Jab wo hamray ghar aai tau ammi nay kaha ja puttar baji k liay botal lay k aaa :(

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  • Aik Punjabi nay jaali note banaya,

  • Quaid e Azam ki topi bana bhool gaya,

  • Dukandar bola : Is ki topi nai hai..?

  • Punjabi : Yeh Quaid e Azam ki garmiyon ki

  • tasveer hy…






  • Panjabi Baap : Aaj tak to nay koi bhi aisa kam nahi

  • kiya jis say mera sar ooncha ho skay.

  • Beta : Yaad ker Abba! Aik vari teray sir  de thally

  • ma sirhana rakhya c…..:-)

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  • Agar apni cousin ko phasaani ho tau….
  • jab wo kitchen mein jaye tau peechay say ja kr usko jhapee daaal lo
  • agar hans paray tu samjho phas gaye
  • Or
  • agar gussa karay tau shor macha do
  • “baji dar gaye”
  • “baji dar gaye”.


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  • Don’t break anybody’s heart, because they have only 1
  • Break their bones,because they have 206… 😀
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  • Garmi bohat hy,

  • NESTLE JUICE ka Dabba bheja hy,

  • Just for you

  • Khaali hy,

  • Phoonk Maar k Patakha baja lena,

  • Mast Hawa Aye Gi Re baba…….:-)

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  • EID

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  • Filhaal Abhi Dooor hai

  • Aram Naal Rozay Rakho…..:-)

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  • MQM ka kal phir say

  • Youm-e-Sog manany ka Aelan,,,

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  • Kisi nay FAROOQ SATTAR ko

  • 20 ki Baraf 50 rupy ki de di.

  • MQM  Ki Rabita Comety…..:-p

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  • “Soya hua Insaan paani ki boondon say

  • Jaag jata hy”

  • Lekin

  • “Soyi hui Qaum ko jagany k liay

  • Load Shedding karni parti hy”

  • Qoul: Hazrat Mian Nawaz Shareef

  • Ganj Wali Sarkar.. 😀

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  • 100 Pathan Aik kashti mein sawar thay k achanak

  • Kashti ruk gai Or phir

  • sab k sab Doob gay.

  • Kesay??

  • Pathan thay na!

  • Dhakka lagany  k liye utar gaye.

  • Hahahahahaha…:-)


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  • Pathan is Sitting With Dog.

  • Man : Your dog bits????

  • Pathan : No,no

  • Man Sits And The Dog Bits!

  • Man angrily, u said he does not bit!

  • Pathan : Thats not my dog……:-p

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  • Pathan : Yara! Yeh “Sent sms” kya hota hy??

  • 2nd Pathan : Khuda ka Qasam tum tau bilkul Jaahil ka bacha hy,

  • Sent Message ka matlab hy,

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  • “Khushbooo Wala Message”…



  • Pathan nay Naai ki Dukan kholi..

  • Aik admi Shave karwany aaya.

  • Pathan : Mooch rakhni hy?

  • Admi : Haan.

  • Pathan Mooch kaat kr bola :

  • “Lay rakh le jahan rakhni hy”………:-p

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  • Teacher : Batao Zameen Or Chanad ka apas mein

  • kiya rishta hy??

  • Pathan : Bhai, Behan ka.

  • Teacher : Wo kesay??

  • Pathan : kiyon K hum Chaand ko Mamu,

  • Or Zameen ko Maa kehty hen……..:-):-p

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  • Aik Pathan nay Aik Pad mara,

  • Phir Dosra,

  • Phir 3,4,5,6,

  • Kisi nay kaha Khan Sahab yeh kya?

  • Pathan : Aaj hum nay

  • Package kar waya huwa hai….:-)

  • Good Morning

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  • Sardar: Jadon Meri Navi Navi Shadi Hoi c ,

  • Menu Meri Biwi Inni Soni Lagdi c K

  • Dil Karda ma ennu See Kha Hi Jawan

  • Friend: Or Ab?

  • Sardar: Kha Hi Jaanda Te Changa C…:-(

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  • Sardar g: Meray Jaman K Darakht K Nechay

  • Gulaab Ka Poda Kion Laga Rahay Ho?

  • 2nd Sardar: Is Liay K

  • ye Dono Milkar Hamain

  • GULAB JAMAN Dain gy…:-p

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  • Woh Roz roz kehti hy k

  • mujhy Apni tasveer MMS kar do

  • FARAZ….

  • Us Nadan larki  ko yeh kesay bataon k

  • mere pass Nokia 1100  hy….:-p

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  • Us ki Nigah mein itna Asar tha

  • FARAZ……

  • Ek Nazar me gira di QULFI meri.:-(

  • Das Yaar Eddi Gandi Niyyat

  • Banda Munh de Naal Mang Lavay…:-p

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  • Sardar ; Yar meri Bivi paani say bohat ziyada darti hai.

  • Friend : Acha wo kesay?

  • Sardar : Yaar kal ma ghar gaya to wo
  • Bath tub me bhi Security Guard k sath bethi  hui thi…:-p

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  • Boy ; Suno na

  • Girl ; Kaho

  • Boy ; I Love U

  • Girl Thappar Mar kr ; Kiya bola tau nay??

  • Boy ; Ab to tau pakka pitagi, Jab tu ny suna hi nahi

  • tau thappar kese mara??…:-)

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  • Boy : Chalte Chalte yu hi ruk jata hn me

  • bethay bethay kahin kho jata hun ma

  • Kiya ye he Piyar hai..?

  • Girl : Pagal Kamzori hy, Mar jaye ga,

  • DRIP lagwa lo….:-p




  • Raja Pervaiz Ashraf : Mujhy 5,6 achy achy sms bhaij do.

  • Gilaani : Sorry! Ma abhi Namaz parh raha hon.

  • Raja Pervaiz : Hahahahhahahaahha

  • Bas isi tarha k 5,6 aur bhej do…..:-(

  • ===================================
  • Is Garmi me

  • Piyaar,

  • Ishqq,

  • Mohabbat,

  • Wafa,

  • Qassmen

  • Waday,

  • Waghaira waghaira..

  • Mill kar

  • (,”)
  • <)(> Aik Glass Thanday thaar Saharbat Ka
  • _//_

  • Koi Muqaabla Nahi Ker Saktay….:-)

  • ===================================

  • Ma Pee ker nai behakta,

  • Usy dekh ker behakta hun..

  • tu bas Itna bata k Sharaab Haram hui ya Wo??

  • Pichaay se Maa ki awaz aaai :
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .

  • Kaminay! Sharab Haram hai or

  • Wo..

  • Haramzadi….:-)
  • ===================================

  • Larki : Toba, Daant nikalwanay say tau pregnant hona hi acha hai,

  • us mein  itni takleef nahi hoti.

  • Dentist : Jaldi faisla karo tah k

  • Kursi usi hisaab sy set karon….;-):-p

  • ===================================

  • Doctor To Meerab : Aap me to Khooon kii

  • bayhad kami hai, Periods k doraan kitna loss ho jata hai??????

  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .

  • Meerab (Sharmatay Huay) :

  • Takreeban 7 Lakh ka…..;-p

  • ===================================

  • Jummay k din Mera Nikkah Hy

  • .
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  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • New Drama Serial..

  • Coming Sooon only on GEO KAHANI.

  • Sab ko send kro aur

  • dekho kitnay log reply kerty hen.

  • Sab Ka Dimagh Ghumma do……:-)

  • ===================================

  • Agar Ap is Waqat

  • Aram kr rahy thay,

  • Yaa koi aur  kaam ker rahy thy,

  • Or  mere Message ny Aap ko

  • Disturb kar diya  ho to,,

  • ,
  • ,
  • ,
  • ,
  • ,
  • Mission SUCCESSFULLLLL….

  • YaaAHoOoo….:-p

  • ===================================

  • Do Maindhak Dariya k kinaray bethy thay.

  • 1st bola : Turr

  • 2nd bola : Turr

  • 1st bola : Turr

  • 2nd bola : Turr

  • 1st bola : Purrrrr

  • 2nd bola : Salay tu Topic tou Change Mat Ker….:-D :-p

  • ===================================
  • Ek larki nay Coin daal ker apna Weight kiya 58kg

  • Sendal utari 57kg

  • Jacket utari 55kg

  • Phir Dopatta utara 53kg

  • Or  phir

  • coin khatam.

  • Ek Bhikari Bola : Tu Chalu rakh.

  • .
  • .
  • .
  • Coin me dal deta  hun……:-p:-)

  • ===================================

  • Utha tha ma TAHAJJUD mein usay mangnay k liay Khuda se

  • Faraz..

  • Pani thanda dekh kr phir so gayaa,,,,

  • (,”)>
  • <)(
  • _//_

  • Ooh  Shit Yaaar!

  • Kash Geezar Hota…





  • Aaj to Shetaan Bhi yeh keh rha ho Ga.
  • Faraz.
  • ,
  • ,
  • ,
  • ,
  • Aa Beh Jaa Saday Kol Kal Asan Turh Wanjna.
  • Ramzan Mubarak

  • ===================================

  • Wah women
  • Doctor : Jab tme pata tha k ek women car chala rahi

  • hai to road se hat jatey

  • Patient : Kon sa road??? main to park mein leta huaa

  • tha….:-(

  • ===================================

  • Aik  baar heroin ki shadi producer se

  • hojati hai.

  • Pehli raat ko producer heroin se kehta hy k

  • pehly rehersal ker lete he Heroin : Rehersal ma ny director k saath ker li hai
  • Aap final take lo….:-p

  • ===================================

  • Ek couple date pe gaya tha, Dad ne

  • dekh liya !!!

  • Dad ne call ki..beta kaha ho …?

  • Beta := exam dene aaya hon !

  • Dad := “par dhyan se dena  agar is

  • exam ka result aagya to jaan se mar donga ” =P 😀

  • ===================================

  • Q: What is the difference between secretary and private secretary???
  • Ans:
  • Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
  • and
  • Private secretary says ITS GOOD MORNING SIR

  •  

  • ===================================
  • If two hearts r meant two b friends,
  • No mater how long it takes,
  • How faar they go,
  • How toughh it seems,
  • Fate will bring them together,
  • 2 share FRIENDSHIP FOR EVER….
  • ===================================

  • Hey YOU Know
  • Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1st
  • you Know Why????
  • If she accepts its your luck
  • otherwise just tell April Fooooll..
  • ===================================

  • Dude EGGS are very salty today
  • Too much Salt..why????
  • .
  • .
  • Waiter:
  • Sir hen is suffering from high blood
  • Pressure.. J

  • ===================================
  • When single woman loves you, you are a husband

  • When many women love you, you are a celebrity

  • When hundreds of women love you, you are a cricketer

  • When thousands of women love you, you are a leader

  • But When all the women in the city love you,

  • Then you are a best Darzi

  • ===================================

  • Kash !! Sooraj ke bhe biwi hoti,

  • Kam se kam usey thora control main tou rakhti.




  • It takes 1000000 workers …
  • .
  • to build a castle…
  • .
  • .
  • Million soldiers to ..
  • .
  • .
  • protect a country..
  • .
  • .
  • But just one woman ..
  • .
  • .
  • to make a Happy Home!
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • Let’s Thank…KAMWALI MaSSi 😀
  • 😛 😀 lolx hahahahhahahaha

  • ===================================

  • God Ney pOOchha:
  • .
  • “kidhar jaaney ka maangta???”
  • .
  • .

  • Swarg ya narak???
  • .
  • .
  • Apon bola narak. ..
  • .
  • Maloom q???
  • .
  • .

  • Tum saala dost log udharich milega…
  • .
  • .
  • .

  • Bole to jidhar tum..
  • .
  • woich apna swarg hoga…!! 😀 😀

  • ===================================
  • Pappu rings a call centre…

  • .

  • .
  • My internet is not working properly..

  • .
  • Officer:

  • .

  • .
  • Ok

  • .
  • Double click on “My computer”

  • .

  • .
  • Pappu:

  • .


  • I can’t see ur computer..

  • .


  • Officer:

  • .
  • No no..

  • .


  • click on “My computer” on ur computer..

  • .


  • Pappu:

  • .

  • .
  • How can I click on ur computer from my..

  • .


  • computer?>..

  • .


  • Officer:

  • .


  • listen..

  • .


  • There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on ur..

  • .


  • computer..

  • .


  • Ok..

  • .


  • double click on it..

  • .


  • Pappu:

  • .

  • .


  • what the hell, what is your computer doing on..

  • .


  • my computer..???

  • .

  • .


  • Officer:

  • .


  • Double click on ur computer..

  • .


  • Pappu:

  • .


  • On which Icon i’ve to click..

  • .


  • Officer:

  • .

  • .
  • “My Computer”..

  • .


  • Pappu:…

  • .


  • Oh u Idiot……

  • .

  • .
  • Tell me where is ur office…

  • .

  • I’ll come there and ..

  • .

  • click on ur “Computer.”?? 😛 😀 lolx hahahahahahha

  • ===================================
  • *Killing English*

  • .

  • Pappu:- “Hey, Fruit walay Baba, give me some Potatoes fever. . .

  • .

  • Fruit wala: Oo mere bhai ye ‘Potatoes Fever’ kya hota hai? . .

  • .

  • Pappu:- Oo Maye Gaad, You Literacy People, Potatoes Fever means

  •  

  • .

  • .

  • .

  • “Aaloo Bukhara!”

  • ===================================

  • Great people talk ..
  • .
  • about things…
  • .

  • Small people talk ..
  • .
  • about other people…
  • .

  • And legends never talk:-
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • they are dead 😛

  • ===================================
  • New Funny Law…
  • .
  • .

  • The probability of someone …
  • .
  • watching you is proportional ..
  • .
  • to the stupidity of your action!!! 😛 😀

  • ===================================
  • Heart touching Lines…
  • .

  • If U Are In Tears..
  • .

  • Without ..
  • .
  • Any Reason Then..
  • .
  • .
  • Then..
  • .
  • .

  • Then Somebody Is …
  • .
  • Peeling Onion Near U…. 😛 😀

  • Don’t Over emotional 😀

  • ===================================
  • Positive Thinking:-
  • .

  • Poem: little bird in the sky..
  • .
  • dropping potty on your eye..
  • .

  • you don’t worry..
  • .

  • you don’t cry..
  • .

  • Thank 2 god..
  • .
  • .
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  • .
  • .
  • that elephant don’t fly.. lolx hahahhaha 😛

  • ===================================
  • A Poetry Competition …
  • .
  • asked 4 A 2-Line…
  • .

  • Rhyme With The Most …
  • .
  • Romantic 1st Line And…
  • .

  • the Least Romantic 2nd Line..
  • .
  • There’s d Winning Rhymes…
  • .
  • “My darling…
  • .
  • My Love….
  • .
  • My Beautiful Wife…
  • .

  • Marrying U Ruined…
  • .
  • My Whole Life…
  • .
  • I see Ur Face ..
  • .
  • When I m Dreaming…
  • .

  • That’s Why I Always …
  • .
  • Wake Up Screaming…

  • Kind Intelligent…
  • .
  • Loving & Hot…
  • .

  • This Describes …
  • .
  • Everything You r Not..
  • .
  • I Love Ur Smile…
  • .
  • Ur Face & Ur Eyes…
  • .

  • Damn…
  • .
  • I’m V Good At Telling Lies…” 😀 😀

  • ===================================

  • aik customer service center pathan ko job diya giya..
  • pathan apney phley customer sey..






  • ka doctoranOO filmOOna jorol nu da aghe filmoono numuna ba se dasi oo 😛

  • X-Ray Ho Na Ho..

  • KahoO Na Bukhar Hai..

  • Hum Blood Dey Chukey Sanam…

  • Mere Yaar Ka Operation He..

  • Kaash Ap Humare Patient Hotey..

  • Mein Dettol Ki Deewani Hoon..

  • Humara Thermometer Ap Ke Pass Hey..

  • Kabi Drip Kabi Injection…

  • Zukaam To Hona Hi Tha..

  • 😛 😀 lolx

  • ===================================

  • (((””¥””)))
  • <(( @) (@ ))>
  • (; <._.> 😉
  • ((,==,))
  • ma yareeega..
  • kala kala che sok pa mobile mcg wae da aghe tasveer  hum rashi wrsara! 😛 😀

  • ===================================

  • Jo m()uddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kr d()()nga..

  • Tou na mili tou apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kr dunga..!! 😛 😀 hahha

  • ===================================

  • Kal jb milay thay tou dil mey huwa eik sound…

  • Or aaj milay tou kehtey ho ur file not found…!!

  • ===================================

  • Na jiney ki aarzu na marney ka khaOOf…

  • The number u are trying is currently powered off…!!

  • ===================================
  • Eik tuo ap sharmatey bOhat hu..

  • Agar bat karey koi tuo irritate bOhat hU..

  • dil chahta hai key koi sms na karoOn..

  • per suna hey sms parhney k bad muskuratey bOhat ho….!!

  • ===================================
  • Husband 2 his wife saima
  • Kal mere khuwab mai 1 lrki ayi thi,wah kiya lrki thi..

  • Saima: Akeli ayi hogi..

  • Husband:tumko kesey pata???

  • Saima:uska husband merey khawab mai aya tha 😛 😀  lolx hahahhahahhahah

  • ===================================
  • aik shairr sunnata hoon zaraaa ghoor sy sunnoo…


  • zara ghoor sey sunnooo…

  • wah wahh

  • Mujhay nahii ataaa haii kisi orrrsy sunno 😛 😀 hahahaha

  • hum ka shayar lagta haii apkooo?? 😛

  • ===================================

  • uthaa kar paink doo bahir galii mai..

  • nayee tehzeib k anday hain ganday .




  • Wife: Apko merii Khoobsurti Zeeyada Achi Lagti Hai Ya meri
  • Aqalmandi?
  • Sardar:

  • “Mujy Tuo Tumhari Ye Mazak Karne Ki Adat Bohat
  • Achi Lagti hai 😛 😀
  • hahahahhaha

  • ===================================
  • (William kaamchor )

  • “Life is too short even to complete your sleep,

  • I wonder how people find time to study”

  • 😀 😛 😀

  • hahhahahahha

  •  

  • ===================================

  • Girl: Phone Beeps.

  • Wow ! My sweetheart texted me.

  • Boys: Phone Beeps

  • Wow ! My darling texted me.

  • Me: Phone Beeps.

  • Wow! Ufone texted me. Hahahaha 😀

  • ===================================
  • *
  • ‘, ,
  • ‘ ,’,’,’,
  • Pakistan Mai ”Mah-E-L0ad SHedding” Kah ChaNd Nazar Agya Hay
  • Tamam L0ag Kurbani Kay Liye Tayaar Hojayn
  • (Pesco).

  • ===================================

  • Dabang Lady 4

  • Ganjay teraa siyapah lawaay daly admi

  • Apray sir di bijjlii yahan say khanaa tabaa huway

  • Kuni bacpan wich kitni daiti ose aha

  • Teri baan tutaay ganjay pately

  • Go ganjay go

  • Dabang lady ka ahtehjaj

  • Dabang lady ka nayi album with send 92.com

  • ===================================

  • Abb Etni Night Koh Apuon Teray Koh Kixi Film Ki
  • Kahani Sunanay Kay Liyeah Msg Toh Karegah Nahien
  • Common Sense Ki Baat Hai
  • Kay Teray Koh Gud Night Bolne Kah Hai Chal Ludaak Lay.

  • ===================================

  • Kya Re
  • Aasmani Kabutaar
  • Apoun Koh Sms Kah Hafta Nahi Aarela Hai
  • Apoun Koh Maloom Hai Teray Pass Sms Kah Khazana Padela Hai
  • Jaldi Se 2-4 Jakkaas Sms Kah Hafta Bhej Kanjoox?

  • ===================================

  • Memon: Yeh Kaila(Banana) Kaisay Diya?
  • Shopkeeper: 1rs.
  • Memon: 60 Paisa Kah Daita Hai?
  • S.K: 60 Paisay Main Toh Sirf Chilka Milegah
  • Memon:Leya 40 Paisay Chilka Rakh Aor Kelaa Day Day.

  • ===================================

  • Roses R Lal
  • Skies R Nila
  • Ur Brain Iz Like Khaali Patila
  • Buraa Man Leeya?.

  • O.K

  • Roses R Red
  • Skies R Blue
  • I Born Smart
  • What D Hell Hapened To U
  • Thora Sa aor Buraa Manlo.

  • ===================================
  • Iss Dil Mein Aansuyo Keh Melay Hein
  • Tm Bin Hm Bohat Akele Hein
  • Saab Kuch Chor Kar Tmeh E-Mail
  • Kartay Hein Dekho Ham Kitnay Vele Hain.







  • Chaand Koh Garoor Hai Ki Uskay Paas Noor Hai
  • Toh Keya Huwa
  • Mujhy Bhi Gharoor Hai Ki Mera Dost Langour Hai.

  • ===================================

  • Majnu Koh Laila Kah Sms Nahi Aiya
  • Majnu Nay 3 Din Sy Khana Nahi Khaya
  • Majnu Marnay Wala Thaa Laila Kay Peyar Main
  • Aor Lailaa Bthi Thi Sms
  • Free Hone Kay Intezaar Main.

  • ===================================

  • Vo Ajj Bhi Hume Deakh Kar Muskuratay Hein
  • Yeah Toh Unke Bachy Hee Kaminay Hain
  • Jou Mammu-Mammu Bulaatay Hein.

  • ===================================
  • Yaad Mein Hmnay Kalam Uthaayi
  • Leya Paper Aur Tasveer Aapki Banayi
  • Sochaa Tha Ki Uskoh Dil Say Laga Kar Rakheingay
  • Magar Voh Tou Bachoun Koh Draanay Ky Kaam Aayi.

  • ===================================

  • Could U Fax Me Ur Photo V. V Very Urgently ?
  • Mind U – It’s Really Very Very Urgent
  • Damn Serious Nd Very Imp
  • Im Playing Cards
  • Nd
  • We have Misplaced The Joker.

  • ===================================

  • Phul Me Phul
  • Phul Jama Phul
  • Phul Daar Phul
  • Phul Hun Phul

  • Abs Iz SMS Ko ‘Phul’ Ke Baghair Parhooo
  • Dekhnaa Tumharaa Naam Aaegaa.

  • ===================================
  • Hi Xtupid, H r u?
  • Ghuxxa Naa H0 Yar
  • XTUPID MeaNx:
  • Xuper
  • Talented
  • Unique
  • Personality
  • In
  • DemaaNd
  • Xamajh Aaya?
  • Xmiling Now U Xtupid.

  • ===================================
  • Apki Kashish Xarfarosh Hai
  • Apka Naxha U Madhoxh Hai
  • Kya Kahay Tumsay Doxt
  • Jis Pagal Kuttay Ne Apko Kata
  • Wo Ab Tk Behoxh Hai.

  • ===================================

  • U’ve Gud Xtyle
  • U’ve Gud Claxx
  • U’ve Gud LOOKx
  • U’ve Gud Faxe
  • U’ve Gud Charm
  • U’ve Gud Brains
  • OOops Sorryyyy
  • Ghalat Numbr Pr Msgg Bhej Diya.

  • ===================================

  • Nigaahay Kisi Se Milaa Kr T0 Dekho
  • Dil Ki Bat Kisi Ko Bataa Kr T0 Dekho
  • Sb Aayengay Khud Tumhaaray Pas
  • Lagataar ik Haftay Tk Nahaa Kr T0 Dekho.






  • ===================================

  • Some Facts Abt Ur Life:
  • 1. aNy Similarty B/w U N A HumN Being Iz A Pure Coincidence
  • 2. I Don’t Know What Makex U So Stupid Bt Whatever It Iz, It Workx
  • 3. I Heard U Got A Brain TrNsplNt & The Brain Rejected U
  • Plzzzz Don’t ThNkx Me 4or Insulting U.
  • It Was My Pleasure!

  • ===================================

  • Ur Brain Will B Refreshed In The Nxxt 5 Secondz
  • five
  • four
  • three
  • two
  • one
  • LOADING
  • EROR: No Brain Detected.

  • ===================================
  • SMS Naa Karky Dil Torr Diya Mera
  • Ab phone Dafna Dena
  • KafN Na Mily T0 Apna Rumaal Orrha Dena
  • Koi Poochy Rog Kya Tha
  • T0 Nazray Jhukaa K Apni KNjusi Bataa Dena.

  • ===================================

  • A Child Usez Itz Thumb 2 Chew
  • N Iliterate Usez His Thumb 2 Sign
  • A Winner Usez His Thumb 2 Show Victory
  • But A Monkey Iz Uzing Thumb T0 Read This Message.

  • ===================================

  • Mera Sweetheart
  • Mera Kuchikoo
  • Mera Nonumonu
  • Mera Golumolu
  • Mera Darling
  • Mera Cutipie
  • Mera JaNu
  • Mera Lovely
  • Mera Heartbeat
  • Mera Sweetest
  • DOGGY Khoo Gayaa Dikhay T0 BataNaa.

  • ===================================
  • Sotay Huwe Ko Jagaye Hum
  • Apki Neend Uraaye Hum
  • Ixx Time Sms Karkay Ap ko Sataaye Hum
  • Phir Apko Ghussaa Aaye or
  • Uss Ghussey Me Jab Ap Yaad Karey
  • T0 Muskuraaye Hum.

  • ===================================

  • Premi Apni Premika Se:
  • Teri Galiyon Mein Na Rakhenge Kadam Aaj Ke Baad..
  • Arre Zaalim Keechad Bahut Ho Jaata Hai Barsaat Ke Baad.

  • ===================================
  • Purushuttam Shree RamchNdrji Ko LiNka Safar K Liye
  • 50 BNdaroo Kee Zarurat Hai
  • 49 Poohanch Chukay Hai
  • Sms parhtay He TurNtt Nikl0
  • JAI SHRee RAM.

  • ===================================

  • HNdz Up! Thiz Iz A Robbery
  • HNds0me Guyx, Move T0 The Right
  • Pretty Girlx, Move Left
  • Ugly 1s, Go T0 The Centre
  • Hey U, Yes U Don’t Pretend T0 Read the Sms
  • Go T0 The Centre.




  • Wo Taxa ThNda PaNee
  • Wo Khuxhboodaar Saaboon
  • Bathrum Shampooo Ki Botal Se Sajaa He
  • Tum Kya JaaNo, Dear
  • Rox NahaNey Me Kitnaa Maza He.

  • ===================================

  • PaaNi Me Tairnaa Machchali Ka Style
  • Hawaa Me Urrna PNchi Ka Style
  • Different Messge Bhejna Apnaaa Style
  • Free Me Sms Parrna Aapkaa Style
  • Parh0 Parh0 KaNjus.


  • ===================================
  • ShaitaaN Ne Kahaa Kisi Neik InsaN Ka Numbr Do
  • Apun Usk0 TNg Karega
  • Mainay Aapka Numbr Diya T0 ShaitaaN Bolaa
  • Abeeey, Marwayegaa Kya?
  • Ye T0 B0ss Ka Numbr Hai.

  • ===================================
  • Kabhee Hoxlaa B Aazma Lena Xhaahiye
  • Buray Waqt Me Muskura Lena Xhaahiye
  • Agar Saatvay Din Bhi Khujli Na Mitay T0
  • Aathway Din Naha Lena Xhaahiye.

  • ===================================

  • Doct0rx Nd Nursex R Waiting 4 N Operation 0f A Mental
  • But Operation N08 Yet Started
  • Bcoz Mental Patient Bz In Reading Sms
  • Jaldi Parho.

  • ===================================
  • What Iz Mean8 By ABCDEFG?
  • A Boy CN Do Evrything 4 Girl
  • GFEDCBA MeaNx?
  • Girl Forgetx Everythingz Done & CatcheX New BoyX Again.

  • ===================================
  • To0hra Mukhraa: ChNda K Sam,AN
  • To0hra RNg: ChNda K Sam,AN
  • To0hre Baaal: ChNda Ke Sam,AN
  • Or ChNda: Hamara Bhaisiya K Naam.

  • ===================================

  • Larka: Main Keyaa Sohneyo, Jutti Te Barri Sohni Pai Hoi Hai
  • Larki: Utarun Kyaa?
  • Larka: Main Keyaa Pajaami Te Aur V Sohni Ee Hai.

  • ===================================

  • Nazar Jhukee T0 PaimaNey BNy
  • Sharaab BNi T0 MaikhaNey BNy
  • Koi Na Koi Bat Aap Mein Xaroor He Aisi
  • Yuhin T0 Nahi Pagal KhNe BNy.





  • ===================================

  • Sitam Denay Ki B HAD Hoti Hai
  • Kisi K0 Satanay Ki B HAD Hoti Hai
  • SMS Karnay Ki Koxhixh Karle Doxt
  • Muftt Main SMS Parnay Ki B HAD Hoti Hai.

  • ===================================
  • Boy Did The Mixtake
  • Girl Xhoutd A8 Him
  • Boy Said, Xorry
  • Girl Did The Mixtake
  • Boy Xhoutd A8 Her
  • Girl Star8 Cryng
  • Boy Said Xorry.

  • ===================================

  • Usnay Utari SaRae Fir Aayi Peticoat Ki
  • Bari Blouse To Pehly Hi Diya Tha Utaar
  • Ziyadah Excited Mat Ho Yaar
  • Yeah Thaa Kapade Sukhanay Ka Taar.

  • ===================================

  • 70 Year Old Man Says To HIx Wife
  • Darling Main TmhR Liye ChaNd TaR Tod Laaunga

  • Wife Replies, “Daant Se Roti To Tootti Nahi
  • GaNd Say Akhrood Todnay Ki Baat Kartay Hou.

  • ===================================

  • Santa Nay Apni Sagaai Tood Di Kyunki Ladki Virgin Thi

  • When Asked Why Santa

  • Bola: Joj Aaj Taak KIxi Ki Nahi Hui Woh Meri KaIxe Ho Sakti Hai.

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  • Banta After Sex: Kaha Tha Nah Condom Kay Jagahn Rumal Sy Maat Kero
  • Ab Rumal Ndar Rahegaya Na
  • Banta: Oye, +ive Thinking Rakh! Bachha Pagri Pahenkay Aye Ga.

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  • Bus Mein Jagah Na Honay Pay Ladki Koh
  • Ek Uncle Nay Godi Mein Bitha Liya

  • Thodi Dair Baad Ladki Jhatke Se Uthi Aur Bolee
  • Uncle:Yaa Toh “Usko” Bithao Ya Mujhkouh.

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  • Chote Pappu Ki Ummar Per Kuch Ganay Pesh Hai
  • 5 Se 15 : Papa Kehte Hain Bada Nam KaRega
  • 16 Se 26 : Dhoom Macha De Dhoom
  • 27 Se 40 : Kabhi Khushhi Kabhi Ghaam
  • 41 Se 55 : Kaal Hou Nah Ho
  • 56 Ke Baad : Pappu Can’t Dance Saaaalaaaa
  • Dicheek Dicheek.

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  • Boy: Sex Me Dono Ko Maza Aatahai
  • Fir Ladki Se Hi PaIxay Q Call Girl

  • Girl: Bewkuf, Charge Outgoing
  • Par Hi Lagta Hai.Incomong Per Nahi.






  • Boy: Sex Me Dono Ko Maza Aatahai
  • Fir Ladki Se Hi PaIxay Q Call Girl

  • Girl: Bewkuf, Charge Outgoing
  • Par Hi Lagta Hai.Incomong Per Nahi.




  • Garibi Se Tang Akar Pati Bola
  • Lagta Hai Ab Dono Hath Failane Padenge
  • Ix Per Patni Boli Jaldi Kero Nhi
  • Toh Mujhko 2ono Tangay Failani Padengi.

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  • Garib Wife- Suno Ji “WhIxper” Chahiye.
  • Garib HusbNd: Yaha Bhukh Mitane Ke Liye
  • Roti Nahi Aur Tujhay ChooT
  • Sukhanay Kay Liye Doubleroti Chahiyeah.

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  • One Sperm To Another B4 Masturbating
  • “Main Doctor Banunga”
  • “Main Engineer Banunga”
  • “Main Lawyer Banunga”
  • “Main Ias Banunga”
  • After Masturbating
  • All Feel
  • “Saala Mera Kareeayar (CaReer) Barbaaad Kerdiya”.

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  • Dosti Gahri Ho Toh Raang Lati Hai
  • Doxti Kacchi Ho Toh Toot Jaati Hai
  • Dosti Nadan Ho Toh Mit Jaati Hai
  • Dosti Hmse Hou Toh Itihas Baanati Hai.

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  • Khuda Karay Tujay AIxi Bimari Lagay
  • Tu Barapay Mein Bhi Kanwari Lagay

  • Darjan Ho Jain Teray Bachay
  • Tu Phir Bhi Hm Koh Peyari Lagay.

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  • Jab Saay Sunaa Hi K Muree Jah Rahi Hou Tm

  • Tub Saay He Mere Jan Mara Jah Raha Houn May.

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  • Intelgence Test
  • Agr Ankhain Milnaay Kay Baad 2 Or 2 =4 Hooti Hein Tou
  • 2 Dil Milnay Kay Baad Aik Kiyon Hoo Jataay Hain?.

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  • Ques 4 Genious Mindx:
  • 1 Admi Car Main 2 Larkion K 7 Baitha Hai
  • Car K Pas 1 Admi Aya Or Car Wale
  • Sa Posha K In 2no Larkion Se Tmhara Kia RIxhta Hai?
  • Car Wale Na Jawab Dia Jo
  • Meri Car Ka Number Ha
  • Wo hMera In Sa RIxhta Hay!
  • Car Ka Number Hai 2989.
  • in Kah RIxhta Batain
  • Hay Genious Walon Ki Baat.

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  • Tairaay Mairaay Peyar Ka AIxa Nataa Hay
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  • Daikh K Soorat Teri Muj Koh
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  • Haaaxxa Aata Hai.

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  • Gham Ix Qadar Mila Ghabra K A Gae
  • Khoshi Thori Si Mili Milaa Kay Pi Gae
  • Yon Na The Penay Ki Adaat
  • Sharab Ko Tanha Dekha toh Taraas Kha K Pi Gae.



  • Kabhi Kabhi Choti Choti Chezi Bhi Taklif Deti Hein
  • Agr Ap Ko Yakeen Nhi Hai Toh Soi Per Bhet Ker Dhiko.

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  • Bakrey Ne Kaha Bakri Say Aii Janay Man
  • Ab Key Ham Bechrey
  • Toh Shayad Kabhi Kababoon Mai Millain.

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  • 5 Pathanoon Ne Mil Kar Aik Taxi Kharideay
  • 15 Din Ho Gae Un Ko Sawari Dhondtay
  • Huway Laikien Un Ko Sawari Nahi Mili
  • Kyon Ke 2 Pathan Aagay Aor 3 Pathan
  • Pechay Baith Kar Sawaari Dhoond Rahay Thay.

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  • Question: What Do U Call
  • Sardar In A Tree With A Brief Case?
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  • .Answer: A Branch Manager.

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  • Itna Khubxurat Kaise Muskura Lete Ho?
  • Itna Qatil Kexe Sharma Lete Ho?
  • Itna Pagal Kexay Banaa Letay Ho?
  • Bachpaan Se Hi Kaminaay Ho
  • Yeah Shakaal Aisi Bana Lete Hou?.

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  • App Ki 5 Khubbiaan

  • 1——–
  • 2——–
  • 3——–
  • 4——–
  • 5——–
  • Agar Zindaagi Main Koi Baadiyaa Kaam Kiyaa Houta
  • Toh Ajj Yeah Jagaan Khali Nhi Huti.

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  • :: Deadly Poor Jokes ::

  • Joh 1 Galti Kary Woh
  • Anjaan.
  • Joh 2 Glti Kary Woh
  • Nadan.
  • Joh 3 Galti Kry Woh
  • Shetan.
  • Joh Galtion Pe Galtion
  • Kaary Woh
  • Sardar.

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  • Leg’x Uthaa Kar Karo
  • Ghumma Ghuma Kar Karo
  • Aage Peechey Dono Taraf Karo
  • Jitnaa Karogay Utna Halka Mehxxoos Hoga

  • Ramdev Ji Kah Yogga.

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  • A Lady To Another Lady: Jab Teraa Divorce Huwa Thaa
  • Tab Toh Eik Hi Baccha Tha Aoor Abb 3 Kaisay?

  • She Say’s: Woh Kabhee Kabhee Maafi Maangne Aaa Jate Thay.

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  • Girl’x Hoxtel Me Phone Aaya: Seemaa Hai Kiya?

  • Warden Ke Puchaa Aage Kiya Lagati Hai?

  • Jawaab Aaya: Abb Pata Nahi
  • Doh Mahinay Pahele Toh Stayfree Lagaati Thii.


  • Eik Hijde Ne Viagra Kha Liya
  • Sharir Ke Andaar Say Aawaz Aayee
  • “Mafi Chahtay Hain”

  • Aap Ke System Me Yeah Suvidha Uplabadh Nahi Hai

  • Error :No HardwaRe Prexent”

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  • Skodaa Recently Launched
  • New Car Model Namad Laurra
  • All Driver’s Will Have Tough
  • Time When Their Memsahaab Will Say
  • “Driver Lauraa Nikaaluu”.

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  • What Iz Pure Hindi Name Of Condom?

  • Rubber Ki Chiknaayi Yukaat Prajanaan
  • Virodhaak Mardaana Leeng Ki Toopi.

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  • What Iz The Tragedy Of Hindi Film Sholaay?

  • Eik Toh Thaakur Ki Biwi Nahi Thi Upar Se
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  • Gabbaar Nay Uskay Haath Bhe Kaaat Diyaa.

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  • Husband: Plz Karne Dona
  • Wife: Nahe

  • Husband: Pakarnaay Toh Dou.

  • Wif: Nahi

  • Husband: Dabanay To Dou.

  • Wife: Nahi.

  • Husband: Sirf Dikhao To Sahi.

  • Wif :Nahi
  • Ajj Toh Remote Pakadne Nahi Dungi
  • Uske Buton Bhi Dabane Nahi Dungi
  • Aoor Match Bhe Dekhnay Nahee Dohngi

  • Ajj Toh Siriaal Hi Chalegi
  • Aixaa App Ke Sath Bhi Hotaa Hoga Nah.

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  • Kisi Condom Company Nay
  • World-Cup Koh Sponser Kiya Hota
  • To Uski Advertisment Me Aisay Liktaay

  • Cover Ur Stump Before U Pump.

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  • Moorkh Tha Shahjahan
  • Joh Karodo Kharche Taj Par
  • Moorkh Tha Shahjahan
  • Joh Karodo Kharche Taj Par
  • Roz Ek Nayi Mumtaaz Aatee
  • Uss Karodo Kei Byaaaj Par.

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  • Masoom Dhamki:
  • 1 Chor Chori Kaar Kay Ghaaar Se Jaa Raha Thaa K Bachay Ki Aaankhh Khuul Gai
  • Bacha Bola:
  • Mera School Baag Bhi Lay Jaa Kami-Ne Warnaa Shor Maacha Duonga.

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  • Santa : Oye Tu Larki Dheakh Aayaa? Kaisi Hai?
  • Banta : Rang Say Kaali Hai AOr Kaan Se Kaam Sunti Hai

  • Santa : Zaraa Englixxh Me Baataa

  • Banta : ‘BLACK-BERRY’ Hai.

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  • Santa: Jab Me Chota Tha Toh Eik Baar Kutub Minaaar Say Ger Gaaya Tha
  • Banta: Acha!Toh Mar Gya Ya Bach Gaya
  • Santa: Saale. Mujhay Keya Pata, Me Toh Chota Tha.






  • SANTA:- Yaar Tujhay Bus Mein Thapaaar Kiyon Paraaa?

  • BANTA:- Pata Ni Yaar,Meri Photo Nichay Gir Gayi Thi
  • Maine Kaha Bahenji Zara Saari Uppar Karnah Photo Laini Haai.

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  • Santa : Oye Tu Larki Dheakh Aayaa

  • Santa : Oye Tu Larki Dheakh Aayaa? Kaisi Hai?
  • Banta : Rang Say Kaali Hai AOr Kaan Se Kaam Sunti Hai

  • Santa : Zaraa Englixxh Me Baataa

  • Banta : ‘BLACK-BERRY’ Hai.

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  • Santa Ne Apnay 6 Month Kay Baby Ki Birthday Paarty Raakhi
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  • Kisinay Puxha: 6month K Baby Kah Brthday Kaisay?
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  • Santa: Hm Semester System Ko Follow Kartay Hain.

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  • Train Me Warning Likhie Thi
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  • Binaa Ticket Saafar Krnay Walay Yaatri Hossheyaar
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  • Santa- Waah , Toh Jisnay Ticket Li Woh Chu-Ti-Yeah ?

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  • Teacher – Un Do King’x Kah Naam Batao Jinhone
  • Duniya Ke Logo Ko Nayi Raah Pay Chalaya

  • Santa – Sir

  • 1.Smo King

  • 2.Drin King.

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  • Santa Roz Subha 50 LadKeyan Meraa Intezaar Karti Hain
  • Man- R Wah Vo Kaise?
  • Santa- Main Girl’x Collage Kah Busdriver Hu Na.

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  • Master- 2 Me Say 2 Gaye To Kitne Rhe?
  • Santa-Samjh Me Nhi Aya Masterji.
  • Mster-Beta TmR Pas 2 Roti H,Tmne 2 Roti Khali
  • TmaRay Paas Keya Bacha?
  • Santa-Sabji.

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  • Santa:Muje Zehaar Dianah
  • Chemist:Pehle Dr. Say Lekhwaa K Lao
  • Santa:Apni Shaadi Kaaah Card Dikhataaa Hai
  • Chemist:Bus Kaar Bhai Rulayegaa Keyaah,Baadi Bottle Duu Yeah
  • Chhoti.

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  • SANTA:Maine Apni Beti Ka Shaadi Sirf 2500rs Mein Keya
  • BANTA:Woh Kaise?
  • SANTA:Maine Use 2500 Ka Ek Mobile Dilaaya
  • Usnay Love Marriage Karliya.

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  • SANTA :Apka Kuttaa Toh Sher Jaisa Deakhtaa Hai Keya Khilate Ho Isaay

  • BANTA:Abe Woh Sheer Hi Hai Saaa-Laa PYAAR-WYAAR Kay Chakkar Me
  • Kutte Jaixaaa Dikhnaay Laagaa Hai.




  • Hasi K Liye Ansu Kurban
  • Khusxi K Liye Gum Kurbaan
  • Dost K Liye Toh Jaan (B) Kurbaan
  • Agr Dost Ki Girlfrnd Mil Jaye Toh Saalaa Doxxt (B) Kurbaan.

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  • Santa Koh Raaat Mein CigRtte Peenay Kaa Maan Keeya

  • Saab Taaraf Machis Dhoondaa, Paar Kahi Nhee Milaa
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  • Aakhir Me Niraash Hoke CaNdle Bujjhaa Kay Soo Gaya.

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  • Paati Aor Patni Mein Jhagraaa Hoo Rahaa Tha

  • Pati: Tu Saay Li Kutti

  • Patni: Tu Saa Laa Kuttaa

  • Bachhe:- Hi. Hi..Hi Hm Sa Le Pilleee.

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  • Masoom Dhamki:
  • 1 Chor Chori Kaar Kay Ghaaar Se Jaa Raha Thaa K Bachay Ki Aaankhh Khuul Gai
  • Bacha Bola:
  • Mera School Baag Bhi Lay Jaa Kami-Ne Warnaa Shor Maacha Duonga.

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  • 1 Larki Ny Coin Daal Kay Apnaa Wazaan Kiyaa-58kg
  • SAndal Utari-56.
  • Jacket Utari-53.
  • Fir Dupata-52kg.
  • Aur Coin Khaatm.
  • 1 Bhikhari Bola: Tu Chalu Raakh Sikke Mai Dalonnga.

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  • 2 CHUHE Bike Pay GHuum Raheay Thy
  • Tabbhi SHER Ne Lift Mangi.
  • To 1 CHUHA Khada Hokar Bola- Soch Le Teri Maa Fir Kahegi Ki
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  • Gundo Ke Sath GHmne Lagaaa Haay Ajj-Kal.”

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  • Edit Mein Jao AOr SaR XYZ Dlete Karo 1 Swal Bnaigaa Uss Kah Jawaab Dena.
  • Jaldi

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  • Boy To Jyotishi
  • BOY-Meri Koi Girlfrnd Kiyon Nahi Baan Rahi Hai?
  • Jyotishi- Kaise Banegi?
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  • Kundlee Mein Sukh Hi Suukh Likhaa Hai.

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  • Kahtay Hai Ishq Karnay Valoun
  • Koh Neend Bhut Kaaam Ahti Hai
  • R Yaar Koi Hamse Bhi Toh Ishq KaaR
  • Hame Neend Bhut Aati Hai.

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  • Doston Ajj Hm Eik
  • Ajeeb Prani Ke BaRe Me Padhenge Iss Jeev Kah Naam He
  • “Biwi”
  • Yeh Aam Taur Par Rasoi Or Tv
  • K Samne Payi Jati Hai
  • Inka Poustik Aahar Hai-Pati Kah BHEJA
  • Ye Pani Kam Khoon
  • Jyada Piti Hai
  • Inhe Aksaar Naraaz Hone
  • Ka NATAK Karte Hue
  • Dekha Jata Hai
  • Is Prani Ka Sabse
  • Khatarnak Hathiyar He
  • RONA Or Emotionally
  • Blackmail Karna
  • Uske Sampark Me
  • Rehnay Se TENSION
  • Naaam Ki Bimari Hoo
  • Sakti He,
  • Jiska Ilaaz Bahut Muskil Hai
  • Baas Insay Savdhaan Rehnaa
  • “Bharatiyaa Puruush Bachaav Saaamiti” Dwara Janhit Me Jari.





  • Ajj No Vichaaar-

  • SUKH Toh Tamaaru Punyaaa Haase
  • Tetlu Malse J

  • Parantu

  • ShantiI Toh Tamnay Ghaarwali Ni Icchha Hasshe Teetli J Malse.

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  • Girlfrnd Ki Sister Agaar Mixxed Call KaR Toh Usse Keya Kahengay?
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  • Betaaa
  • Mann Mein 2usra Laaddu Phuutta.

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  • The Best Msg Ever :
  • Telebrands Tv Channel Par Advertisment
  • Hello Dostoun
  • Pehle Mai Bahut Dukhi Rehtaa Tha
  • Hamesha Hatash Rahta Tha
  • Mujhse
  • Padhai Nahi Ho Pati Thi
  • Gharwalo Ke Taanay Sun Kay Roo Diya Karta Tha
  • Fir Maine Iss Naye Product Ke BaaR Me Sunaa-
  • !!!…WIFE…!!!
  • Yeah Vakai
  • Lajwaaab Haai
  • Ab Mein Puri Neend 2 Ghante Me Hi Kar Leta Hu
  • Duniya Bhar Ke Taane Aur Galiya Hans Ke Sun Leta Hu
  • Kitni Bhi Musibat Aaye Khuxxh Rehta Hu
  • Dukh Sukh Ki Tenxxion Say Upaaar Uth Gya Hu
  • Nark-Swaarg Yahi Hai Samjhta hu
  • Dushmano Say Piyaaar Hoo Gaayaa Hai
  • Jai Hoo WIFE Ki
  • Saach Me
  • Yeah Vaakai Asaardaar Haai.

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  • SANTA Nay Nayi Car Kharidi AOr Uskay Darvazay Paar Kiyaa Likhaaya?
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  • Sochoo
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  • Sochooo
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  • Socho
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  • DARWAJAA BAHAR KI TaRf OPEN KaRay.

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  • Master : Tmnay Homework Nhi Keya
  • Batao Keya Sajaa Doh?

  • Boy : Woh Ladki Joh Last Seat Pay Baithi Hai
  • Usne B Nhi Keya,Hm Dono Koh Baher Nikaal Doh.

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  • Pati-Darling Ajj Khana Tmhari Ma Ne Bnaya Hai Keya?
  • Patni-Lekin Yeah Baaat Tmheay Kaise Paata?

  • Pati-Rooz Khane Main Kalay Baal Milteay Thay
  • Ajj Safeed Mile Han.

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  • Aapki Aankhein
  • Aapkaah Chehraa

  • App Kah Anadaaz
  • App Ki Smile

  • App Kah Style
  • Appki Personality
  • Aapkah Smartnexx
  • Kassh Koi Cheeez Toh Aapkay Paas Huti.

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  • Machar Nay Eik Aadmi Koh Din Mein Kata
  • Aadmi Bola:Tm Toh Raat Mein Kaaat-Tay Hoo Nah.?
  • Machar Bola:Ghar Ke Halaat Kharaab Hai
  • Ixx Liye Over Time Kaar Raahaa Huon.

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  • Mariz:Dr Mere Paas Paisayy Nahi Hai
  • Aap Meraa Ilaaaj Kaar Doh Toh Kabhe
  • Aapke Kaaam Aoungah
  • Dr:Kya Kaam Karti Ho?
  • Mariz:Qabaar Khoddetaa Houn.

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  • Santa Nay Bhagtay Huway Bux Pakraa
  • Aor Driver Say Pucxhaa
  • Buss Teri Maa Lagti Hai
  • Driver Nahi
  • Behaan Nhi
  • Beewi Nhi
  • Toh Kami-Nay Pakdnaay Q Nhee Daiitaa Hai.




  • Maa Apnay Bete Koh 20 Saal Tak
  • “Gental” Banati Hai Aoor Ek Larki
  • 20 Second Mein Use
  • “Mental”Bana Dayti Haai.
  • It’x True

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  • Kitne Haseen Hoo Tm Khudkoh Dusroun Ki
  • Naazzar Say Bchaaya Kaaro
  • Kala Tika Lagana Kafi Nah
  • Gale Mein Limbbu Mirch Bhie Latkayaah Karo.

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  • Your Laxt recharge Of 300 Rs/- Iz Suxxxessful
  • Current Balnce Iz 291 Rs
  • To Check Balnc Dial *121*2#.
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  • R Aap Toh Aasani Se Phans Gaye
  • 4rm-Sahir.

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  • Teacher Student Se
  • Dabang Kah Mean Keya Hota H?
  • Golu-Yes Main Jantaa Huon
  • Teacher-Batao Kiyaa Hotaa H?
  • Golu-Avi App Kah Sir Fhood Dohnn
  • Toh Aap Koh Pata Chaal Jayegah.

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  • Woh To Aaj Bhi Humaay Deakh kar Shaarmati
  • Muskurati Hai
  • Aur Nazarien Jhukatee Hai
  • Khambkhaat Toh Unkay Bache Haai Jo
  • Maamuu Maaamuu’ Kehkar Bulataay Hain.

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  • College Mein 1 Larrki Aayii
  • Dekh Ke Saabkoh Woh Ghaabraai
  • Madam Ne Pucha Naam
  • Toh Woh zoor Say Chilai AOr Kaaha
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  • Name: Jaaleebi Baai.

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  • Hm Unki Gali Say Guzray Yeah Ek Itefaaak Thaa
  • Ghorr Farmayeah
  • Hm Unki Gali Se Guzre Yeah Ek Itefaak Thaa
  • Upaar Say Eik Phool Giraa Hm Pay
  • Lekin
  • Gamlaa Bhe Uske Saath Tha.

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  • Chote Toh Bade

  • Abe Bataa “B” Koh Humexha Thand Kyo Lagti Hai.?
  • Bade- Mujhe Nahi Pata..
  • Chote- Socho***Socho***Or Socho***
  • Bade-Abi Nahi Pataa
  • Chote- Kiyuon Ki
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  • Woh Humexhaa “A” Or “C” Kai Bicxh Mein
  • Rehtti Haai Naah.

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  • Sweet Kiss- Sar Par
  • Lovely Kiss Gaaloo Per
  • Most Romantic
  • Kiss-Honthoun Par
  • Nd The Hot Kiss?
  • Bike Ke Silenxxer Per

  • Try It”Kyuki Dar Ke
  • Aagay Jeeet He”.

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  • Wife: Kitnaa Piyar Kartay Ho Hame?
  • Hsbnd: Shahjhan jettna
  • Wife: Mere Marne K Bad Taj Mahal Bnaoge?
  • Husbnand: Mai Ploot Bhe Lay Chuka Hu Pagli
  • Der Toh Tu Kaar Rahe Haai.


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