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Love Jokes 2016


  1. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

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  3. When I was kid I was going to change the world. & Today if the remote is on the other end of the couch, I dont even change the channel

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  5. Why do married men gain weight and bachelors dont? The bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.

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  7. Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

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  9. EK Ladka Fail Hua Toh Uske Papa Ne Kaha : Dekh Dekh Uss Ladki Ko Dekh, Wo Tere Saath Padhi 1st Ayi Hai. Ladka: Kya Dekh -dekh! Usi Ko Dekh Dekh K Toh Fail Hua Hun....

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  11. Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me .

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  13. Boyfriends are like blue jeans. They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced..

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  15. When you are married, nobody asks about your sex life. They know that you don't have one



  16. If women ruled the world there would be no wars It would just be a group of jealous countries, not talking to each other...

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  18. Girlfriend: "If you were my husband, I would poison your drink". Boyfriend: "If you were my wife, I would drink it!"

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  20. If a guy after the first date remembers the color of your eyes, concern about the size of your breast.

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  22. A man comes home with a bokay of flowers for his girlfriend and she says "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now." And her boyfriend asks "Why, don't you have a vase?"

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  24. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow.

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  26. Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.

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  28. If you want to know who is really mans best friend, put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car, come back an hour later, open the trunk, and see which one is happy to see you.

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  30. whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world theres an idiot pulling a door that says PUSH


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  32. Someday, if we all go to jail for illegally downloading music, I hope they split us up by music genre..

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  34. Ek saadhu gali se jaa raha tha ki uspe upper se ek bra aa giri . Saadhu bola : Hey Prabhu ! yeh teri kaisi leela hai ? Aam koi aur kaa raha hai aur...

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  36. Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !

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  38. The Guy Who Convinced The First Blind Man , He Needed A Sunglasses Must Have Been One Hell Of A Salesman ?

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  40. whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world theres an idiot pulling a door that says PUSH

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  42. Lady - Ek Shampoo dena Please... Dukandar - Koun Sa ? Agar HEAD ke baal dhone Hai To HEAD N SHOULDER .. Agar PANTY ke baal dhone hai To PANTENE le...

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  44. Yesterday i named my Wifi  hack if you can  . Today when i woke up it was changed to challenge accepted

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  46. A good boyfriend will never want to change anything about you... except your last name.

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  48. If you want to know who is really mans best friend, put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car, come back an hour later, open the trunk, and see which one is happy to see you.

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  50. They tie dog to the pole.. So they dont move. Thats how I feel When someone sitting with cellphone attached to a charger

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  52. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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  54. Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.

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  56. My girlfriend wanted us to get a Sleep Number bed, so we went and checked it out. Turns out her sleep number is 61, and mine is $3500!

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  58. A husband asks his wife, "Will you marry after I die?" The wife responds, "No, I will live with my sister." The wife asks him back, "Will you marry after I die?" The husband responds, "No, I will also live with your sister.

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  60. Beggar - Give me food. Man - I'll give u vodka. Beggar - i don't drink. Man - i will give u cigarette Beggar - i don't smoke. Man - i will take u to d...

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  62. Ek saadhu gali se jaa raha tha ki uspe upper se ek bra aa giri . Saadhu bola : Hey Prabhu ! yeh teri kaisi leela hai ? Aam koi aur kaa raha hai aur...
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  64. Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.

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  66. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.

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  68. The Guy Who Convinced The First Blind Man , He Needed A Sunglasses Must Have Been One Hell Of A Salesman ?

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  70. Dad entered sons room and found him asleep. Walked closer, caressed his hair & BANG slapped his face and said.. Last seen on WhatsApp 1 min ago.

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  72. A guy and his girlfriend are kissing in the park. Guy: I think I have just swalled your bubble gum Girl: No, honey, I just have sniffles...

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  74. A wife asked her husband, "Honey, will you still love me when I am old and overweight?" The man replied, "Yes, I do."

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  76. Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure, babe. Girlfriend: BAM! You're single.

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  78. They tie dog to the pole.. So they dont move. Thats how I feel When someone sitting with cellphone attached to a charger
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  80. A man comes home with a bokay of flowers for his girlfriend and she says "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now." And her boyfriend asks "Why, don't you have a vase?"

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  82. Girl asks Doctor - Meri skin bahat soft aur sensitive hai, mera rang bhi bohat gora hai, mainn raat ko kia laga kar soya karu? Doctor - Aap raat ko KUNDI...

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  84. Yesterday i named my Wifi hack if you can  . . . Today when i woke up it was changed to challenge accepted

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