Movie Famous Dialogues Colletion 2016


  1. Ranveer Singh - Tu sayi kehta tha tooto, Suwar ko sala gunh hi khana chahiye,
  2.                            jahan us ne gulqand pe munh maara haazma kharab hona hi hai....!

  3. Ranveer singh-  "Seeti baji rail ki alert ho jaiye
  4.                            Ticket kati apki seedha upar jaiye."

  5. Ranveer singh- Bachcha Paida kahin bhi ho ...Bnata vaise hi h..jahn bda hota h

  6. Ranveer And Ali Zafar- Yar Kutte ko bhi roti do aur puchkaro to apke liy bhonkta,
  7.                                        Isliy hum bhaiya ji ke liy bhaunkte hain..han aur katte bhi hain.

  8. By Anonymous -Tarkol ki ek sadak pe dosh aaye hain,
  9.                            Andhere ki najayaz aulad hain shayad,
  10.                            Ghunt-Ghunt peekar palen hain .shayad,
  11.                            Paon tale na jameen hai.na sir pe aasman h,
  12.                            Jindgi kuchal gyi ..ye unki dastan hai..!

  13. Alo Zafar -       Laundiya bahut..pyari h..aur sab se...panga lene ki bimari hai


  14. Govinda - Mungfali mein chilke aur laundiyoun me nakhre nahi hoti,
  15.                  To jindagi kitni aasan hoti ....!
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  18. Ranveer Singh- Ek baat bata log marneke baad kya taara ban jaate hain?

  19. Ali Zafar- zinda logon ka toh yahi maan-na hai

  20. Ranveer singh: to in mein se humne kitne banaye
  21. Ali: hmmmmm.... Gyarah

  22. Ranveer And Ali  - Itni cute se ladkiyan kitna danger kam karti hai,
  23.                                Are usse jayada danger kam hum karte hain,
  24.                                Bas cute nahi hain......!

  25. Ranveer singh: Aaj wala toh raste main hoga be pahoncha kanha hoga... Ha ha ha

  26. Parineeti chopra- Are mamaji mainu ghoorna hi hai toh menu card ke peeche kyun chupdhe pe ho?
  27.                             Dil khol ke tado, Ham larkiyan to tiyar hi is liye hoti hai ke ap jaise young at heart                               budhy ham logon ko taarein.

  28. Ranveer singh- Isy kehte hai choti dewali ka bada anaar.

  29. Ranveer singh And Ali - Bhai laundiya buhat piyari hai,
  30.                                         Haan aur sab se panga lene ki bemari hai.

  31. Ali Zafar -      Razia ko gundon mein phanste huadekha tha,
  32.                        Par Gunde ko razia mein phanse hua pahi bar dekha h

  33. Ranveer singh-    Aby ladyfinger, gun chalane ke liye finger mein nai back side mein dum hona chahiye.

  34. Ranveer singh- Tab se gun chala raha hun jabse tu apne maa ke undar nahi apne baap ke andar tha.

  35. Ranveer singh- Tu bahir jata hai hai opar puhanchaun? Nikal le warna star bana dun ga.

  36. Ranveer Singh - Ek khwaab ne aankhein kholi hain,
  37.                            Kya mod aaya hai kahaani mein,
  38.                           Woh bheeg rahi hai baarish mein,
  39.                            Aur aag lagi hai paani mein...!

  40. Parineeti chopra-  Ap rough dikhte hain per hain kaafi sweet.

  41. Jooth hua toh humari jaan le lijiye
  42. Govinda: bina bole le lenge

  43. Ali zafar- Pure 100 gram ki garam goli dali hain paani main.

  44. Ranveer - Kismat achchi h ..teri ki m gun chod chuka hun,,,Nahi to tu duniya chod chuka hota.

  45. Ranveer singh: bacha paida kahin bhi ho.  Banta waisa hi hai janha bada hota hai.

  46. Child: Abey doorbeen mein se e pappi le ga kia?

  47. Parineeti chopra: Kiss karne ka mann kar raha hai? Sochna bhi mat. !

  48. Man: Waise ap log karte kiya hain?

  49. Ali Zafar- Ham log mar-keting keting!

  50. Govinda - Ise makkkhi marne ko 50000 rupya dete hain...Vaise tumlog to aadmi marte ho.

  51. Govinda - Achcha aadmai h na bhiya ji ....Achcha to hai hi hai..Hamara ghar chalne ke liy apani jan                     ki kaurbani de rha hai....Achcha to hai hi h

  52. Ranveer Singh-  Boss target deta hai, aur ham log target pore karte hain.

  53. Govinda: Aik Larki jo chatt se apne papa ko dhakeel deti hai usy kia kehte hain btao?

  54. Ranveer Singh: Phushpa !

  55. Govinda:  Jab raat ko thori zyada ho jaye aur raat tak na utry, kahin koi aur nasha to nahi kar raha!

  56. Govinda-  Tumhein kabhi pyaar, ishq, muhabbat, love hua hai?
  57.                   Nahi bhaiya je chaaron hi nahi huye.,

  58. Govinda - Jab marwane ka theeka liya hai to palta

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