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  • Girl status,

  • Hi,!

  • 173 likes, 169 comments, 153 Shares.

  • Boys status,

  • I won the World chess champion ship,

  • I comment ” to kya krun? nachu?”

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  • Today has been cancelled,

  • Go back to bed.

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  • If u wanna come in my life,

  • My hearts door is open,

  • But either enter, or leave,

  • Dont block the traffic.

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  • Chor to police: aapko kesy pta k me yahan chori krun ga/ kesy pkrra mujhy?

  • Police: tumny apna plan facebook status pe dia tha.

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  • Man to Death devil: Oh plzz give me a minute,

  • Let me update my facebook status.

  • “Dying”.

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  • Looking out side from window,

  • Its sow falling,

  • Beautiful scene,

  • From here where its warm.

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  • Boy – Do u love me ..???

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  • Girl – Yes, I can do anything 4 u …

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  • Boy – Chal fir 17 ka table suna…

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  • *Blocked* 😀

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  • A boy commented …
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  • on his Facebook status:-

  • Happy New Year…
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  • The girl wrote in comments:-
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  • Same to you…
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  • The boy edited the ..
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  • status to – I love you!!! 😀 😀

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  • It is never easy to forget someone…

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  • you love if you keep remembering…

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  • how happy you were together… :)

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  • Emotions beautifully define my life:




  • LoOk Man..

  • Always remember that u are unique…

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  • Just like everyone else.

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  • LoOk FrienD:

  • Yesterday I did nothing,

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  • and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.

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  • LoOK Man..

  • I’m not lazy,

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  • I’m just on energy saving mode. 😛 😀

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  • Dear Facebook friends:

  • Please do not post ur vacation pictures.

  • This shall help in reducing drama in my household! 😛 😀

  • A public service message by FB

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  • Best Post OF 1907
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  • Us waqt Internet Tha Kiya

  • Bas Pagal ho Jaty Ho Meri Post Prahney Key Liye 😛 😀

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  • If You Add Me And i Decline You, Pleαse Dont Add Me Agαin ..
  • Becαuse i Will Decline You Agαin …
  • And Agαin And Agαin And Agαin..

  • Untiil iT Comes To The Stαge Where ii Hαve To Block You, Dont Beg A Friiend ! Got Thαt ?? 😀 :)

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  • May God Bless U Both On
  • The Day Of Ur Engagement
  • Congratulations.

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  • Today
  • On The Day Of Ur Engagement
  • Tomorrow
  • After Many Years
  • B Very, Very Happy.

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  • Congratulations On Ur Engagement
  • We Know U Can Make Each Other Very Happy.

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  • May U Have
  • The Love Nd CaRe 4rm God
  • Congratulations On Ur Engagement.



  • I Wish U To Have
  • A Beautiful Life Together.

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  • Congratulations On Ur Engagement
  • We Hope U’ll B Happy Together.

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  • May There B A Generation Of Children
  • On The Children Of Ur Children.

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  • May U B As Rich
  • In Life As U R In Love.

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  • May The Saddest Day Of Ur
  • Future B No Worse Than
  • The Happiest Day Of Ur Past.

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  • Wishing U All The Love
  • Nd
  • Happiness In The World
  • Nd
  • Congratulations On Ur Marriage.

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  • I Am Strng Bcoze
  • I Am Weak
  • I Am Beautiful Bcoze
  • I Know My Flaws
  • I Am A Lover Bcoz
  • I Am A Fighter
  • I Am Fearless Bcoze
  • I Have Been Afraid
  • I Am Wise Bcoze
  • I Have Been Foolish
  • N
  • I Can Laugh Bcoze
  • I Have Known Sadnes.

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  • Dear K
  • Lol Nd Hmmmm
  • Thanks 4r Being
  • There When I’ve Been
  • Found Wanting 4r Wordz.

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  • If U Can’t B Gud Example
  • B A Terrible Warning.

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  • If U Like Bad Things
  • Abou8 Me On My Back
  • Come 2 Me
  • I’ll Tell U More.




  • May Ur Life B Some Day
  • As Awesome As U Pretend
  • It Is On Facebook.

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  • Find Someone
  • Who Will Change Ur Life
  • Not Just Ur Relationship Status.

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  • I’m So Miserable Without U
  • It’s Almost Like
  • U’re Still Here.

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  • Sarcasm Helps Keep U
  • 4rm Telling People
  • What U Really Think Of Them.

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  • I Was Born Without U
  • So Guess What?
  • I Can Live Without U.

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  • Thanks 4r Being A Small
  • Unnecessary Part Of My Life.

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  • She’s A Pain In The Ass
  • But She’s My Pain Of Ass
  • Nd I Love Her.

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  • Dear Haters
  • May All Ur Teeth Fall Out
  • Except The 1ns That Ache.

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  • I Am Willing To Make The Mistake
  • If Someone Else Is Willing
  • To Learn 4rm Them.

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  • I Didn’t Go To The Gym Yesterday
  • Bu8 The Cashier Who Served Me
  • At Mcdonalds Was Named Jim
  • So Same Thing.

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  • Facebook Status
  • Original Hona Chaiyeah
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  • Copied Toh Yeah Wala Bhi Hay.

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  • I Am Going On A World Tour
  • 2 Study How I Can Reduce
  • My Wasteful Expenditure.

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  • The World Is Not Full Of Assholes
  • Bu8 They R Strategically
  • Placed So That U’ll Come
  • Across One Evry Day.

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  • The Longest 5 Secnd
  • In Any 1ns Life Is Waiting
  • To Press The “Skip Ad”
  • Button On Utube.

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  • Any Fool Can Criticize
  • Condemn Nd Complain
  • Nd Most Do.

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  • I’m Not 40
  • I’m Eighteen Wth
  • Twenty Two Yrs Experienxe.

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  • Ur Posts On Facebook
  • R Inspiring Me To Unfrnd U.

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  • The World Would B A Nicer Place
  • If Everyone Took A Chill Pill
  • It Would Get Even Better
  • If Some Them Choked On It.

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  • If I Offended Anyone
  • With My Comments
  • I Assure U That Was
  • Purely My Intention.

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  • Bad Decision
  • Make Good Stories
  • No Wonder People
  • Find Me So Entertaining.

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  • Trust Me
  • When I Wake Up Everyday

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  • Trust Me
  • When I Wake Up Everyday
  • I Have No Plans
  • To B Awesome
  • It Just Happenss.

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  • Ur Posts On Facebook
  • R
  • Inspiring Me To Unfrnd U.

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  • Sometimez I Wish
  • I Was A Bird
  • So I Could Fly Over Certain People
  • Nd
  • Shit On Their Heads.

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  • Say It On My Face
  • Not Through Ur Status.

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  • RIP Facebook
  • Too Many Of
  • Our Parents Joined.

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  • Home school does not  give you a get out of teenage jail free card. It just
  • gives you fewer opportunities to become the butt of someone’s lame Facebook joke

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  • Hurricanes can not remove you from my mind. You are my world and I am  incapable of not loving you

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  • In the  modern politics, even the leader of the free world need help from the sultan of Facebookistan

  • its really true

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  • Josh will begin disappearing into a future where the only place he and I remain friends is on the Internet




  • Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got

  • Facebook messages stuff

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  • Little girls think it’s necessary to put all their business on MySpace and Facebook, and I think it’s a shame…I’m all about mystery

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  • If you can’t stop thinking about someone’s update, that’s called “status cling.

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  • If you are tired of all that post just like and share that posts

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  • Faqer : Baji bhoka hn, Khana khila do

  • Baji : Khana abi ni pka

  • Fqeer ; Baji fAcebOok pe BABA VELA k nam se hn,pak jae to wall pe update kr dna

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  • 1 question puchu???
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  • sach sach btana…
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  • facebook pe kitne
  • frnds hain apke???

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  • A Sweet Conversation Between Girl & Boy after Break-up…..

  • Girl : Your New Girlfriend is Pretty (Girl Thinks in Mind….Is she Really Pretty than Me ???)
  • Boy : Ya She is…!! (Boy Thinks in mind….But you are still the most Beautiful Girl i know)
  • Girl : I Heard that she is Funny & Amazing (All the Stuff that i wasn’t)
  • …Boy : Sure She is….(But she is nothing compared to you)
  • Girl : Well I Hope…You both last…(We never did)
  • Boy : I Hope you do too….(What Happened to You & Me…???)
  • Girl : Well…I gotta go….(Before i start Cry)
  • Boy : Ya me too…(I Hope you don’t Cry)
  • Girl : Bye….(I Still Love you & Miss you)
  • Boy : See you Later..(I Will Never stop Loving you….Never Ever)

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  • A GAL’S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES:-
  • “Wow I just found the love of my life…Nothing will eva stop me from loving my man♥.”
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  • 14 DAY LATER:-
  • “Never make sum1 a priority when u’re just an option to them..xm!”
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  • ,, ,,
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  • 2 DAYS LATER:-
  • “I HATE love so much!”
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  • ,, ,,
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  • 3 DAYS LATER.
  • “I’m happy to remain single andI will never fall in love again.”
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  • 5 DAYS LATER:-
  • “I’m looking for a man to loveand treat me ryt.”
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  • 15 DAYS LATER:-
  • “When u deeply fall inlove with a person,u realise why itdidn’t work with anybody elsebut him.I love my guy so much….mwaaah. ”
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  • 8 DAYS LATER:-
  • “bulshit..!! All men are the same.
  • Lolzz :-

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  • Fact on FB

  • Fact on FB –
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  • Just Because Her Status Is”Single”Doesnt Means She Is’Available’. .
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  • Its Just That Her Family Members Are In Her Friends List On Facebook.

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  • AB to FB ka b ye haal ho gaya hai
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  • …Faraz
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  • jis larki se bhi baat krnay lago vo kehti
  • hai
  • “1st j0in my page” =.




  • Zruri nahi k har post mein koi fankari ho,

  • BUS!

  • AAP yaad aa rahy thy,

  • Es liyE Aap ko line maar di .

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  • Ek din mai collage se nikla to
  • bahar
  • bohot badal chhaye hue the…
  • Mene socha barish se pehle
  • ghar
  • pohuch jauga . .
  • magar raste me he barish
  • shuru
  • ho gayi
  • aur mai bheg gaya… Bheega
  • hua
  • jab mai ghar pohcha toh..
  • (SISTER)
  • Ne kaha : thodi der ruk nhi
  • sakte
  • the.
  • (BHAI) ne kaha : kahi side pai
  • khade ho jata…
  • (PAPA) ne kaha :
  • bohot shok he barish me
  • bhigne
  • ka.. Aur itne me
  • ♥ MAA ♥ Aaai aur
  • mere
  • sar pe tolliya rakhte hue
  • kehne
  • lagi :
  • ye barish thodi der ruk
  • nahisakti
  • thi kya :)

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  • World Population Rank:
  • 1.China
  • 2. India
  • 3. FACEBOOK
  • 4. USA
  • 5. Twitter
  • 6. Indonesia
  • 7. Brazil
  • 8. Myspace.

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  • Iss post pe comment na krna
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  • ,ni touu…
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  • men ne frnd reqst bhej deni ha.

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  • Do you know that
  • every SIM CARD has a name???
  • Try this to know the name of yours. … … …
  • 1st step: From your phone number,
  • take the last 3 numbers,
  • example: 0048002998,
  • take “998” only.
  • 2nd step: in the comment box,
  • type @*[998:0]
  • 3rd step : remove the sign *
  • and press comment.
  • Then see the miracle of science….!

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  • Agar 1 Cigaratte Din k 5 min kum kar deti he.
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  • To 1 facebook ka Login bhi Din ke5 ghante Waste kar deta he :/
  • Socho smokers Socho 😀

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  • Ek ladki ne mujhse kaha ki”aap bohot achi post
  • karte ho”
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  • Maine kaha to fir tum like kyu nhi krti ho??
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  • wo boli- nhi main to aapki har post 2-2 baar like
  • krti hun
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  • Ab aap hi batao…kaun samjhay in ladkiyon ko.

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  • That Happiest moment on Facebook ..
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  • When you are fighting on some one
  • status and your friends support you
  • by liking ur comments

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  • G.f – kya bat h ?
  • aaj kal meri yad ni ati.. ?
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  • B.f – jb se fb chalana
  • suru
  • kiya ,
  • tab se
  • rat ki khayi hui sbzi yad
  • ni
  • rhti ,
  • tu kya ghanta yad rhegi.

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  • Purani KahawatNaiki kar darya
  • main daal.
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  • Nai kahawat:kuch bhi kar facebook
  • par daal.





  • Aj Ke Bacche
  • Teacher:” Where is your home work…??
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  • Student:” sir I uploaded it last night on
  • Facebook
  • and I tagged you

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  • Being Single on FaceBook is not a status,
  • It is a word that describes a person who
  • is strong enough to live and enjoy life
  • without depending on others.

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  • Beeti Hui Zindagi Ki Kuch Itni Si Kahani Hai,
  • Kuch Khud Barbaad Hue,
  • Kuch Facebook Ki Meharbani Hai.

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  • Life Is Much Like Facebook,
  • People Will Like Your Problems,
  • & Comment But No One’s Gonna Solve Them,
  • Because Everybody Seems So Busy,
  • In Updating Their Own.

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  • I Failed My Driver’s Test
  • The Guy Asked Me,
  • What Do You Do At A Red Light?
  • I Said,
  • I Usually Respond To Texts,
  • Check My Emails And Facebook.

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  • Boy To Moon :
  • Why My Girlfriend Loves A Rose,
  • Which Dies In A Day & Doesn’t Luv Me,
  • When I Die For Her Everyday?
  • Moon 2 Boy:
  • Nice One Dude,
  • Post It On FACEBOOK.

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  • Awesome Status by a Boy aftr breakup,
  • Dear EX,
  • I won’t block You or delete You,
  • Im keeping You there,
  • So You are able to see how,
  • Happy i am widout You.

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  • FACEBOOK like sms status,
  • Life is much like facebook,
  • Pepole will like your problams,
  • & comment But no one solve them,
  • Because Everybody seems so busy,
  • In updating their Own.

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  • Facebook is created by two words,
  • One is face,
  • Another is book,
  • Which means ‘mouthbook.

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  • Ye Baat Sun kar Mere Hatho,
  • Se Golgappa Hi Gir Gaya,
  • Jab Golgappe Waale Ne Kaha,
  • Pls Give Ur Feedback,
  • On Our Facebook Page.

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  • Ek Aurat Ek Bhikhari se,
  • Maine Tumhe Pehle Kahi To Dekha Hai?
  • Bhikhari-Kya Memsaab,
  • Kal Hi To
  • FACEBOOK,
  • Pe CHAT Kiya Tha Mere Saath.

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  • I think women change their
  • Profile pics 5 times,
  • More than men on Facebook,
  • And then they say they are
  • Not attention seekers.

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  • An unmarried man wrote,
  • His status on facebook as:
  • Wanted wife,
  • 2 girls liked it and
  • 140 men commented
  • Meri leja.

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  • A boy’s facebook status during class:
  • I aM online
  • From class,
  • Comment from his teacher:

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  • Beta test me 0 mila hai,
  • Aa k dekhega ya tag karun.

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  • Once a guy updated his status,
  • I m gonna sleep on terrace tonight,

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  • After sometime

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  • 17 mosquitoes likes da status.

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  • Ek Admi ki wife mar gai,
  • Dost usko chup karane k
  • Bad-tuje kuch chahiye?
  • Admi-jaldi laptop le aa
  • Dost – Kyu?
  • Admi – facebok pe status
  • Chnge kark single krna hai.

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  • People Will Like ur Problems ‘n Comment,
  • But No one Gonna Solve Them,
  • Because
  • Everybody Seems So Busy,
  • In Updating Their Own Status,
  • Facebook and life.

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  • Facebook increases size of profile pictures,
  • So everyone can see just how big,
  • Of a douche you really are.

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  • Cool facebook status:
  • I respect all those who hate me,
  • Becoz my middle finger, rises up 2 salute them.

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  • Kismat Azma Chuka Hon,
  • Naseeb Azma Raha Hon,
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  • Ek Ladki Patane Ke Khatir,
  • Facebook Ka Page Chala Raha Hon.




  • Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil
  • Mein Lock Kar Diya,
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  • Aaj Ussi Ne Facebook
  • Pe Block Kar Diya.

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  • Girl: Why My Name Is Always
  • On Your, Facebook Status In
  • Every 2 Minutes?
  • Boy: Facebook Keeps Asking
  • Me What’s On My Mind ?
  • And Honestly, It’s Always You..

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  • Facebook
  • Is Now Like Home,
  • If You Don’t Come Back In
  • 24 Hrs,
  • It Means
  • You Are Either Lost, Dead,
  • Sick 0r Had An Accident.

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  • Tere Status Ki Wo Namkeen
  • Baaten, Tere Sms Se Wo
  • Mulaakaten, Nahi Bhulunga Me,
  • Jab Tak Hai Facebook,
  • Jab Tak Hai Facebooke
  • Wo Tera Like Karke Cmnt Na Krna,
  • Wo Tera Sms Ka Rply Na Krna,
  • Nahi Bhulunga Me,
  • Jab Tak Hai Facebook
  • Jab Tak Hai Facebook.

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  • A Man Joind Facebook,
  • His Son Wrote On
  • His Wall,
  • “W T F Dad”
  • Man Rplied:
  • Wht8 D Hell,
  • U’ve No Respect 4 Me ?
  • Kid Rplied:
  • Dad Chill It Means
  • Welcome To Facebook.

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  • Similarity Between
  • Facebook and Jail 😛
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  • In B0th Cases Y0u Sit,
  • and Waste Time and Write 0n Walls.

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  • I Want To Make A
  • Facebook Account,

  • And The Name Will Be
  • Nobody,
  • So When I See Stupid
  • Scrap People Post,
  • I Can Like It,
  • And It Will Say
  • Nobody Likes This.

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  • Facebook Keeps Suggesting Me:
  • Friends You May Know
  • But When I Try Adding Someone,
  • It Says,
  • Do You Know Him?
  • Isn’t It Height Of Non-sense.

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  • Son 2 His Mom:
  • Mom You Know Na,
  • I Love You A Lot,
  • But Sorry Mom,
  • I Can’t Accept Your,
  • Friend Request On Facebook.

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  • A Boy’s Facebook Status,
  • During Class:
  • I Am Online
  • From Class,
  • Comment From His Teacher:

  • Beta Test Me 0 Mila Hai,
  • Aa K Dekhega Ya Tag Karun.

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  • Height Of Addiction:
  • Just Before Hanging,
  • Judge Asked The Prisoner:
  • “Any Last Wish?”
  • Prisoner:
  • Yes..
  • I Want To Update My
  • Facebook Status As “Dead”

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  • For Girls
  • To Avoid So Many
  • Friend Requests,

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  • Kindly Put Ur Original
  • Images On Ur
  • Facebook Profiles 😉

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  • Technology Impact
  • A Dad’s Email,
  • Hi Son, How Are U,
  • Your Mom & I Am Fine
  • V Miss U Alot,
  • So Please Turn Off Your
  • Facebook &,
  • Come Downstairs 4 Breakfast.

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  • Ek ladka ladki facebook pe mile,
  • kahi kisi
  • post pe,
  • Pehle like, fir comment
  • fir chat post pe baat.
  • Kabhi hasi
  • kabhi mazak,
  • kabhi khatti meethi fariyad,
  • fir add as friend,
  • aur confirm friend,
  • wo notification accept ka
  • wo anjaani si khushi
  • fir msg me baat
  • jaan pehchaan aur subah shaam
  • yaad.
  • Wo subah good morning kehna
  • aur raato ko jag jag k good night
  • kehna
  • wo din me 10 baar uske msg ka
  • wait
  • karna
  • aur msg padh k akele akele hasna
  • kahani fir kuch aage badhi
  • dono me fir pyaar badha
  • pyaar me izhaar hua
  • izhar ka iqraar hua
  • sab kuch achha chal rha tha
  • dono khush the.
  • Ladki k kai aur frnd the.
  • Kisi ne ladki ko kaha k wo ladka
  • bura
  • hai
  • ladki ko trust nahi hua
  • aur fir bhi ladke se pyar karne lagi
  • par us din k baad ladki k manme
  • shak
  • janam le chuka tha
  • aur shak ne uske pyar ko dhire
  • dhire
  • khaana shuru kar diya
  • wo ladke k 1 min late repl y ko
  • bhi bewafai
  • kehne lagi
  • usne ye bhi na socha k ladka job
  • karta
  • hai.
  • Fir bhi ladka pehle jaisa tha us se
  • jyada
  • baat karne laga
  • dhire dhire ladki ko kisi aur se
  • pyar ho
  • gaya
  • usne ladke ko block kar diya
  • ladke ka dil tut gaya
  • ek pyaar ka ghar tut gaya
  • ladka haar chuka tha
  • usne facebook use karna band
  • kar diya
  • wo ladki aaj bhi khush nahi hai
  • kisi k
  • sath
  • aur us ladke ko dhundhti bhi hai
  • yaad
  • kar k
  • par ladka chala gaya tha
  • wo ladka bhi khush hai apne aap
  • me
  • kuch kahaniya aisi bhi hoti hai..
  • moral – zindagi me kisi ko khone
  • k baad
  • hi
  • uski keemat ka ehsaas hota hai.

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  • Up coming movies.. 😀

  • 1. Jab we chat,

  • 2. Namastey Facebook,

  • 3. Hum aapke hai mutual friend,

  • 4. 7 gaali maaf,

  • 5. Hum like kar chuke sanam,

  • 6. Kabhi relationship kabhi single,

  • 7. maine poke kyo kiya,

  • 8. mere brother ki profile,

  • 9. Girlfrnd Inbox Me.

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  • I don’t know why girls do post,
  • “Good Night guys”
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  • I’m always confused its
  • information or invitation.. :p

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  • The moSt popuLar liNes nOw A dAys on FaCebOok.. 😛
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  • PlzZz SeNd mE fRieNd ReQuEst eM bLocKed.. 😀 😛

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  • Dabbeme dabba dabbe me cake
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  • Wah wah
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  • Dabbeme dabba,dabbeme cake
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  • Saala meri facebook ki item nikli
  • fake:(

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  • Facebook fact…
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  • Girls Pura din ghar me Bartan Manjati aur kapde sukhati hongi..
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  • Aur jab raat ko msg.. Karke pucho ke..
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  • Pura din kaha thi.. ??
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  • To reply aata hai…
  • ‘Kuch nhi ,was just hanging out wid frnds’.. :p

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  • 2 Logo Ki Baaton Ka Kabhi Bura Nahi Maan
  • Na Chahiye..
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  • 1st wo:” Jo Facebook Par Gali De Raha Ho..
  • (Qki Wo Bechara Real Me Aapka Kuch Nahi
  • Ukhaad Sakta..)
  • Aur
  • 2nd Wo:” Jo Exam Me Apka Viva LeRaha Ho..
  • (Qki Aap Uska Kuch Nahi Ukhaad Sakte..)




  • Log out from fb (reason coz em
  • bored)
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  • Aftr 5 minute
  • log in fb (reason: em bored 😀 )

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  • 3 Tips on how to improve ur phone’s battery life..
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  • 1. No Facebook

  • 2. No Twitter

  • 3. No YouTube

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