New Best Funny Urdu SMS 2016


  • Me: Bhai need ur support,

  • She is online n said i love u,

  • Ka krun,

  • Lawyer: bhai sb se pehly screen shot ly,

  • Documentation bht zaroori ha, 😀

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  • Dunya me unhi logon

  • Dunya me unhi logon ka sr ooncha ha,

  • Jinky paas whatsapp nhi ha.

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  • Agr koi friend thanx boly to usy kehna:

  • Ary thanks mt bol,

  • koi c 3 khoobsoorat lrrkion ko mera number forwad kr dena,

  • Or un sb se kehna k agy 3 ko kr den.

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  • Watching a drama wid mom

  • Boy: Will u marry me

  • Girl: OMG Ys

  • Me: *Smiles* Mom seez

  • Mom: Tujhe konsi maa yaad aa gaye

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  • Meera: Fruit walay shop par

  • Mujh Potateos Fevr chaye

  • Shopkeeper: Yeh potatoes fever kaya hota hy?

  • Meera: u literacy people iska matlab hota hy

  • Aalo Bukhara

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  • Pata nahi kiyo jab myn

  • office kay liaye late hota hn tau

  • Poori kaynath mujhay Or late karnay ki saazish

  • myn jooth jati hy

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  • Moment of the Silence 4 those boys:

  • Jo Larki kay naam ke fake ID

  • Bana ker larki say dosti ker laite hyn

  • Or baad myn woh larki b larka niklata hy

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  • To help
  • To protect
  • To Luv

  • In Pakistan

  • Pani Lao
  • Remote Lao
  • Gate Kholo
  • Room kaa door bnd kero

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  • Qatil: dua kro k saza e mot na ho, umr qaid ho jaye.

  • Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikr mt kro

  • Qatil: (after case)

  • Kya hua

  • Pathan: brri mushkil se umr qaid krwai ha. wo to reha krry thy

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  • Pathan: rat ik admi ne mujhy chaku dikha k loot liya.

  • Dost: lekin tumhary pas to humesha gunn hoti ha

  • Pathan, : han shukr ha usny wo ni dekha, ni to wo b ly jata



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  • Teacher : is muaahwry ka jumla bnaye
  • ” Munh me pani ana ”

  • Pathan: jesy hi mene nal ko mu lgaya,


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  • Kash !! Sooraj ke bhe biwi hoti,

  • Kam se kam usey thora control main tou rakhti.

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  • It takes 1000000 workers …
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  • to build a castle…
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  • Million soldiers to ..
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  • protect a country..
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  • But just one woman ..
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  • to make a Happy Home!
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  • Let’s Thank…KAMWALI MaSSi 😀
  • 😛 😀 lolx hahahahhahahaha

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  • God Ney pOOchha:
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  • “kidhar jaaney ka maangta???”
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  • Swarg ya narak???
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  • Apon bola narak. ..
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  • Maloom q???
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  • Tum saala dost log udharich milega…
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  • Bole to jidhar tum..
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  • woich apna swarg hoga…!! 😀 😀

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  • *Killing English*

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  • Pappu:- “Hey, Fruit walay Baba, give me some Potatoes fever. . .

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  • Fruit wala: Oo mere bhai ye ‘Potatoes Fever’ kya hota hai? . .

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  • Pappu:- Oo Maye Gaad, You Literacy People, Potatoes Fever means

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  • “Aaloo Bukhara!”

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  • Great people talk ..
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  • about things…
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  • Small people talk ..
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  • about other people…
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  • And legends never talk:-
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  • they are dead 😛

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  • Heart touching Lines…
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  • If U Are In Tears..
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  • Without ..
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  • Any Reason Then..
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  • Then..
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  • Then Somebody Is …
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  • Peeling Onion Near U…. 😛 😀

  • Don’t Over emotional 😀

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  • height of genrosity:

  • tum swaab samjh kr dil tortay ho ..

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  • Aur Hum Gunah Sumjh kr
  • Gila b Nahin Kartey.. :) :)

  • tum b kiya yaad rakogay k
  • kisi ny muhhabat k qabil samjha ta 😛

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  • Jo m()uddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kr d()()nga..

  • Tou na mili tou apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kr dunga..!! 😛 😀 hahha

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  • Aankho sey aans()()()o ki judai kr do..

  • Dil sey ghamo k3 widaai kr do..

  • Agr DIL na lage kahi t()()h…

  • Aa jao merey ghar k33 safai kr do…




  • Na jiney ki aarzu na marney ka khaOOf…

  • The number u are trying is currently powered off…!!
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  • aik shairr sunnata hoon zaraaa ghoor sy sunnoo…


  • zara ghoor sey sunnooo…

  • wah wahh

  • Mujhay nahii ataaa haii kisi orrrsy sunno 😛 😀 hahahaha

  • hum ka shayar lagta haii apkooo?? 😛

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  • uthaa kar paink doo bahir galii mai..

  • nayee tehzeib k anday hain ganday .. !! 😛 😀

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  • درد دل بڑاھنے كے واسطے وه كبھى كبھى اپنى ياد دلاتے تھے ہيں

  • !!ورنہ ہم تو كب كے بھول بيٹھے ہيں قائد اعظم كے 14 نكاتوں كى طرح

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  • UStani : Tum late Q aye ho?
  • Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie…
  • Ustani:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye…
  • Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas…
  • 😀 😛 😀 hahahahahha

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  • Pakistan Mai ”Mah-E-L0ad SHedding” Kah ChaNd Nazar Agya Hay
  • Tamam L0ag Kurbani Kay Liye Tayaar Hojayn
  • (Pesco).

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  • Khushbu Phool Dete Hai
  • Naam Chaman Kah Huta Hai
  • Line Ladkiya Marti Hai
  • Naam Ladkoh Kah Kharab Huta Hai

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  • Close Up Say Daant Saaf Karne Ka
  • Pepsodent Se Mazboot Karne Kah
  • Colgate SayFresh Karne Kah
  • Ager Phir Bhi White Nahi Huey Toh
  • “Harpic Use Karne Ka”

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  • Please Dont Cry After thIx Pj
  • Matti Ko Angreji Mein Kehtay Hai Clay
  • Matti Koh Angreji Mein Kehte Hai Clay
  • Uuuh
  • Aaaahh
  • Let the Music Play

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  • Killing Shayri-
  • Apne Gamo Ko Mere Dost Apnay
  • Dil Me Daba Lo
  • Apne Gamo Ko Mere Dost Apne
  • Dil Main Daba Loh
  • Godrej Powder Hair Die Bs Kato
  • Gholo Aur Laga Loh

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  • Ek Shayar Garibi Say Tang Aakar Daaku Ban Gaya
  • Daketi Karne Bank Gaya
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  • Kaha
  • Arz Keya Hai
  • “Taqdeer Me Jo Hai Wahi Milega

  • HaNds Up

  • Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilegaah
  • Phir Cashier Se Kaha
  • Kuch Khawab Meri Aankho Se Nikal Do
  • Joh Kuch Bhi Haai Jaldi say Ix Bag Main Dal Doh.

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  • Ladke Ne Kiya Ladki Ko Touch
  • Wah Wah
  • VIxualize Maat Kero Aage Pado
  • Ladke Ne Kiya Ladki Ko Touch
  • Asli Masaale Sach Sach
  • Mdh Mdh.

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  • Aasman Fata Or Dharti Hil Gayi
  • Aapne Socha Hmse Mukti Mil Gayi
  • aRe Ham Zara Saa Busy Keya Huye
  • Aapne Socha Acha Hai Musibaat Tal Gayi

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  • Dil Ke Armaano Koh Ham Nhi Batate
  • Khwabo K Phool Ham Nhi Sajate
  • Hmari 1 PasNd Se Kahin Tutt Nah Jaye Hazaroun

  • Dil
  • Tabi To Hm Koi Girlfrnd Nhi Banatay.

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  • Dena Hai Dil Daan Mein
  • Wah Wah
  • Dena Hai Dil Daan Mein
  • Wah Wah
  • Hai Koi Larkeei
  • Aapke Dhayan Main?
  • (“,)>
  • /( )
  • ..Jl

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  • Arz Kiya Hai
  • Highway Pay Hua Puncture Eik Tire
  • Zaraa Gaur Farmayaein
  • Highway Pe Hua Puncture Ek Tyre
  • Ni Woofer Tu Meri
  • Main Tera Amplifier

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  • App Ki 5 Khubbiaan

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  • Agar Zindaagi Main Koi Baadiyaa Kaam Kiyaa Houta
  • Toh Ajj Yeah Jagaan Khali Nhi Huti.

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  • :: Deadly Poor Jokes ::

  • Joh 1 Galti Kary Woh
  • Anjaan.
  • Joh 2 Glti Kary Woh
  • Nadan.
  • Joh 3 Galti Kry Woh
  • Shetan.
  • Joh Galtion Pe Galtion
  • Kaary Woh
  • Sardar.

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  • :: Poor Jokes In Hindi ::

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  • <)(….. //\,
  • _/|_ ….Jl
  • Kaab Taak Jaawani Chupaao Gi Raani?

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  • Kanwaro Koh Kitnaa
  • Sataao Gi Rani?

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  • ‘ /)(>
  • Kabhi Toh Kixi Ki
  • Dulaaniyaa Banuggi

  • Iz Say Shaadi Kerogi?
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  • I Want To ShaRe Everything With U
  • Ur Sadnexx
  • Ur Happppy Momentx’
  • Each & Everything
  • Every Single 2cond Of The Day
  • Let’z Start With Ur “Atm Password”.





  • Masoom Dhamki:
  • 1 Chor Chori Kaar Kay Ghaaar Se Jaa Raha Thaa K Bachay Ki Aaankhh Khuul Gai
  • Bacha Bola:
  • Mera School Baag Bhi Lay Jaa Kami-Ne Warnaa Shor Maacha Duonga.

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  • Santa : Oye Tu Larki Dheakh Aayaa? Kaisi Hai?
  • Banta : Rang Say Kaali Hai AOr Kaan Se Kaam Sunti Hai

  • Santa : Zaraa Englixxh Me Baataa

  • Banta : ‘BLACK-BERRY’ Hai.

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  • Santa: Jab Me Chota Tha Toh Eik Baar Kutub Minaaar Say Ger Gaaya Tha
  • Banta: Acha!Toh Mar Gya Ya Bach Gaya
  • Santa: Saale. Mujhay Keya Pata, Me Toh Chota Tha.

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  • SANTA:- Yaar Tujhay Bus Mein Thapaaar Kiyon Paraaa?

  • BANTA:- Pata Ni Yaar,Meri Photo Nichay Gir Gayi Thi
  • Maine Kaha Bahenji Zara Saari Uppar Karnah Photo Laini Haai.

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  • Santa : Oye Tu Larki Dheakh Aayaa? Kaisi Hai?
  • Banta : Rang Say Kaali Hai AOr Kaan Se Kaam Sunti Hai

  • Santa : Zaraa Englixxh Me Baataa

  • Banta : ‘BLACK-BERRY’ Hai.

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  • Santa Ne Apnay 6 Month Kay Baby Ki Birthday Paarty Raakhi
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  • Kisinay Puxha: 6month K Baby Kah Brthday Kaisay?
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  • Santa: Hm Semester System Ko Follow Kartay Hain.

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  • Train Me Warning Likhie Thi
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  • Binaa Ticket Saafar Krnay Walay Yaatri Hossheyaar
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  • Santa- Waah , Toh Jisnay Ticket Li Woh Chu-Ti-Yeah ?

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  • Teacher – Un Do King’x Kah Naam Batao Jinhone
  • Duniya Ke Logo Ko Nayi Raah Pay Chalaya

  • Santa – Sir

  • 1.Smo King

  • 2.Drin King.

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  • Santa Roz Subha 50 LadKeyan Meraa Intezaar Karti Hain
  • Man- R Wah Vo Kaise?
  • Santa- Main Girl’x Collage Kah Busdriver Hu Na.

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  • Master- 2 Me Say 2 Gaye To Kitne Rhe?
  • Santa-Samjh Me Nhi Aya Masterji.
  • Mster-Beta TmR Pas 2 Roti H,Tmne 2 Roti Khali
  • TmaRay Paas Keya Bacha?
  • Santa-Sabji.




  • Santa:Muje Zehaar Dianah
  • Chemist:Pehle Dr. Say Lekhwaa K Lao
  • Santa:Apni Shaadi Kaaah Card Dikhataaa Hai
  • Chemist:Bus Kaar Bhai Rulayegaa Keyaah,Baadi Bottle Duu Yeah
  • Chhoti.

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  • SANTA:Maine Apni Beti Ka Shaadi Sirf 2500rs Mein Keya
  • BANTA:Woh Kaise?
  • SANTA:Maine Use 2500 Ka Ek Mobile Dilaaya
  • Usnay Love Marriage Karliya.
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  • SANTA :Apka Kuttaa Toh Sher Jaisa Deakhtaa Hai Keya Khilate Ho Isaay

  • BANTA:Abe Woh Sheer Hi Hai Saaa-Laa PYAAR-WYAAR Kay Chakkar Me
  • Kutte Jaixaaa Dikhnaay Laagaa Hai.

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  • Hasi K Liye Ansu Kurban
  • Khusxi K Liye Gum Kurbaan
  • Dost K Liye Toh Jaan (B) Kurbaan
  • Agr Dost Ki Girlfrnd Mil Jaye Toh Saalaa Doxxt (B) Kurbaan.

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  • Santa Koh Raaat Mein CigRtte Peenay Kaa Maan Keeya

  • Saab Taaraf Machis Dhoondaa, Paar Kahi Nhee Milaa
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  • Aakhir Me Niraash Hoke CaNdle Bujjhaa Kay Soo Gaya.

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  • Paati Aor Patni Mein Jhagraaa Hoo Rahaa Tha

  • Pati: Tu Saay Li Kutti

  • Patni: Tu Saa Laa Kuttaa

  • Bachhe:- Hi. Hi..Hi Hm Sa Le Pilleee.

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  • Masoom Dhamki:
  • 1 Chor Chori Kaar Kay Ghaaar Se Jaa Raha Thaa K Bachay Ki Aaankhh Khuul Gai
  • Bacha Bola:
  • Mera School Baag Bhi Lay Jaa Kami-Ne Warnaa Shor Maacha Duonga.

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  • 1 Larki Ny Coin Daal Kay Apnaa Wazaan Kiyaa-58kg
  • SAndal Utari-56.
  • Jacket Utari-53.
  • Fir Dupata-52kg.
  • Aur Coin Khaatm.
  • 1 Bhikhari Bola: Tu Chalu Raakh Sikke Mai Dalonnga.

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  • 2 CHUHE Bike Pay GHuum Raheay Thy
  • Tabbhi SHER Ne Lift Mangi.
  • To 1 CHUHA Khada Hokar Bola- Soch Le Teri Maa Fir Kahegi Ki
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  • Gundo Ke Sath GHmne Lagaaa Haay Ajj-Kal.”

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  • Edit Mein Jao AOr SaR XYZ Dlete Karo 1 Swal Bnaigaa Uss Kah Jawaab Dena.
  • Jaldi




  • Boy To Jyotishi
  • BOY-Meri Koi Girlfrnd Kiyon Nahi Baan Rahi Hai?
  • Jyotishi- Kaise Banegi?
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  • Kundlee Mein Sukh Hi Suukh Likhaa Hai.

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  • Kahtay Hai Ishq Karnay Valoun
  • Koh Neend Bhut Kaaam Ahti Hai
  • R Yaar Koi Hamse Bhi Toh Ishq KaaR
  • Hame Neend Bhut Aati Hai.

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  • Doston Ajj Hm Eik
  • Ajeeb Prani Ke BaRe Me Padhenge Iss Jeev Kah Naam He
  • “Biwi”
  • Yeh Aam Taur Par Rasoi Or Tv
  • K Samne Payi Jati Hai
  • Inka Poustik Aahar Hai-Pati Kah BHEJA
  • Ye Pani Kam Khoon
  • Jyada Piti Hai
  • Inhe Aksaar Naraaz Hone
  • Ka NATAK Karte Hue
  • Dekha Jata Hai
  • Is Prani Ka Sabse
  • Khatarnak Hathiyar He
  • RONA Or Emotionally
  • Blackmail Karna
  • Uske Sampark Me
  • Rehnay Se TENSION
  • Naaam Ki Bimari Hoo
  • Sakti He,
  • Jiska Ilaaz Bahut Muskil Hai
  • Baas Insay Savdhaan Rehnaa
  • “Bharatiyaa Puruush Bachaav Saaamiti” Dwara Janhit Me Jari.

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  • Ajj No Vichaaar-

  • SUKH Toh Tamaaru Punyaaa Haase
  • Tetlu Malse J

  • Parantu

  • ShantiI Toh Tamnay Ghaarwali Ni Icchha Hasshe Teetli J Malse.

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  • Girlfrnd Ki Sister Agaar Mixxed Call KaR Toh Usse Keya Kahengay?
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  • Betaaa
  • Mann Mein 2usra Laaddu Phuutta.

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  • The Best Msg Ever :
  • Telebrands Tv Channel Par Advertisment
  • Hello Dostoun
  • Pehle Mai Bahut Dukhi Rehtaa Tha
  • Hamesha Hatash Rahta Tha
  • Mujhse
  • Padhai Nahi Ho Pati Thi
  • Gharwalo Ke Taanay Sun Kay Roo Diya Karta Tha
  • Fir Maine Iss Naye Product Ke BaaR Me Sunaa-
  • !!!…WIFE…!!!
  • Yeah Vakai
  • Lajwaaab Haai
  • Ab Mein Puri Neend 2 Ghante Me Hi Kar Leta Hu
  • Duniya Bhar Ke Taane Aur Galiya Hans Ke Sun Leta Hu
  • Kitni Bhi Musibat Aaye Khuxxh Rehta Hu
  • Dukh Sukh Ki Tenxxion Say Upaaar Uth Gya Hu
  • Nark-Swaarg Yahi Hai Samjhta hu
  • Dushmano Say Piyaaar Hoo Gaayaa Hai
  • Jai Hoo WIFE Ki
  • Saach Me
  • Yeah Vaakai Asaardaar Haai.

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  • SANTA Nay Nayi Car Kharidi AOr Uskay Darvazay Paar Kiyaa Likhaaya?
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  • Sochoo
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  • Sochooo
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  • Socho
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  • DARWAJAA BAHAR KI TaRf OPEN KaRay.

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  • Master : Tmnay Homework Nhi Keya
  • Batao Keya Sajaa Doh?

  • Boy : Woh Ladki Joh Last Seat Pay Baithi Hai
  • Usne B Nhi Keya,Hm Dono Koh Baher Nikaal Doh.

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  • Pati-Darling Ajj Khana Tmhari Ma Ne Bnaya Hai Keya?
  • Patni-Lekin Yeah Baaat Tmheay Kaise Paata?

  • Pati-Rooz Khane Main Kalay Baal Milteay Thay
  • Ajj Safeed Mile Han.

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  • Aapki Aankhein
  • Aapkaah Chehraa

  • App Kah Anadaaz
  • App Ki Smile

  • App Kah Style
  • Appki Personality
  • Aapkah Smartnexx
  • Kassh Koi Cheeez Toh Aapkay Paas Huti.

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  • Machar Nay Eik Aadmi Koh Din Mein Kata
  • Aadmi Bola:Tm Toh Raat Mein Kaaat-Tay Hoo Nah.?
  • Machar Bola:Ghar Ke Halaat Kharaab Hai
  • Ixx Liye Over Time Kaar Raahaa Huon.

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  • Mariz:Dr Mere Paas Paisayy Nahi Hai
  • Aap Meraa Ilaaaj Kaar Doh Toh Kabhe
  • Aapke Kaaam Aoungah
  • Dr:Kya Kaam Karti Ho?
  • Mariz:Qabaar Khoddetaa Houn.

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  • Santa Nay Bhagtay Huway Bux Pakraa
  • Aor Driver Say Pucxhaa
  • Buss Teri Maa Lagti Hai
  • Driver Nahi
  • Behaan Nhi
  • Beewi Nhi
  • Toh Kami-Nay Pakdnaay Q Nhee Daiitaa Hai.

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  • Maa Apnay Bete Koh 20 Saal Tak
  • “Gental” Banati Hai Aoor Ek Larki
  • 20 Second Mein Use
  • “Mental”Bana Dayti Haai.
  • It’x True

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  • Kitne Haseen Hoo Tm Khudkoh Dusroun Ki
  • Naazzar Say Bchaaya Kaaro
  • Kala Tika Lagana Kafi Nah
  • Gale Mein Limbbu Mirch Bhie Latkayaah Karo.

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  • Your Laxt recharge Of 300 Rs/- Iz Suxxxessful
  • Current Balnce Iz 291 Rs
  • To Check Balnc Dial *121*2#.
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  • R Aap Toh Aasani Se Phans Gaye
  • 4rm-Sahir.

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  • Teacher Student Se
  • Dabang Kah Mean Keya Hota H?
  • Golu-Yes Main Jantaa Huon
  • Teacher-Batao Kiyaa Hotaa H?
  • Golu-Avi App Kah Sir Fhood Dohnn
  • Toh Aap Koh Pata Chaal Jayegah.

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  • Woh To Aaj Bhi Humaay Deakh kar Shaarmati
  • Muskurati Hai
  • Aur Nazarien Jhukatee Hai
  • Khambkhaat Toh Unkay Bache Haai Jo
  • Maamuu Maaamuu’ Kehkar Bulataay Hain.

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  • College Mein 1 Larrki Aayii
  • Dekh Ke Saabkoh Woh Ghaabraai
  • Madam Ne Pucha Naam
  • Toh Woh zoor Say Chilai AOr Kaaha
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  • Name: Jaaleebi Baai.

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  • Hm Unki Gali Say Guzray Yeah Ek Itefaaak Thaa
  • Ghorr Farmayeah
  • Hm Unki Gali Se Guzre Yeah Ek Itefaak Thaa
  • Upaar Say Eik Phool Giraa Hm Pay
  • Lekin
  • Gamlaa Bhe Uske Saath Tha.


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  • Chote Toh Bade

  • Abe Bataa “B” Koh Humexha Thand Kyo Lagti Hai.?
  • Bade- Mujhe Nahi Pata..
  • Chote- Socho***Socho***Or Socho***
  • Bade-Abi Nahi Pataa
  • Chote- Kiyuon Ki
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  • Woh Humexhaa “A” Or “C” Kai Bicxh Mein
  • Rehtti Haai Naah.

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  • Sweet Kiss- Sar Par
  • Lovely Kiss Gaaloo Per
  • Most Romantic
  • Kiss-Honthoun Par
  • Nd The Hot Kiss?
  • Bike Ke Silenxxer Per

  • Try It”Kyuki Dar Ke
  • Aagay Jeeet He”.

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  • Wife: Kitnaa Piyar Kartay Ho Hame?
  • Hsbnd: Shahjhan jettna
  • Wife: Mere Marne K Bad Taj Mahal Bnaoge?
  • Husbnand: Mai Ploot Bhe Lay Chuka Hu Pagli
  • Der Toh Tu Kaar Rahe Haai.

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  • “Dimagh Hai To Msg Sirf 1 Baar
  • Padh K Jawab Dena
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  • Haa To Sawaal Yeah Hai Ki
  • “Laapsi” Koh Englixh Mein Keya
  • Kehtay He?.
  • ===========================

  • Namaskar! Yeah Hamarri Falltu SMS Sewwa Hai
  • Ismay Hm – Logoun Koh Waqt Bewaqt Pareshan Kiya Karte Hain
  • Iss Sewaa Kaa Labh Uthane Kay Liye Shukriyeah
  • *
  • !
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  • !
  • *
  • Abb Aap Apnaa Kaaam Kariyeah.

  • ===========================

  • Kamwali:Malkin Apki Purani Sarri Mujay Nahi Chahiye
  • Malkien:Q
  • Kamwali: Apki Sari Pehnnay Ke Baad Sahab
  • Mere Pax B Nhi Ate Aur Driver Prexhan Karta Hai.

  • ===========================

  • Zindagi Tanha Tanha Thi
  • Mera Koi Achi Dost Nahi Thi
  • Lekin Pher Tm Milgayi
  • Tou Mujhe Ehsas Hua K
  • Akely Hi Sukoon Main Thaa
  • uff larkiyan bhe nah.

  • ===========================

  • Why Girl’x Prefer Luv Marriage
  • More Thaan Arrange Marriage?.
  • *
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  • *
  • !
  • *
  • !
  • *
  • Becoxz A Known Kameenaa Iz BettEr Than
  • An Unknown Naamuonah.

  • ===========================
  • Zindagi Tanha Tanha Thi
  • Mera Koi Acha Dost Nahi Tha
  • Lekin Pher Tm Milgaye
  • Tou Mujhe Ehsas Hua K
  • Akely Hi Sukoon Thaa.

  • ===========================

  • Woh Joh Mehbuub Ki Yaad Maain Jagte
  • Hain Tanhaan Raatoun Koh
  • Sirf Woh Hee Bata Saktaay Hein K
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  • Kuon Say Mobile Ki Batery A6hi Challti Hai





  • Kash App Bakree Hote
  • Hm Aapko Ghaas Khilatay
  • AOr Jor Jor Se Aapke Singh HilatY
  • AOr Poochtay Ki SMS Koun KaRegaah Tm Yaa Main
  • Or Aap piyaar Say Kehetee
  • Main *** Main *** Mai.

  • ===========================
  • Namaskar!
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  • Yeaah Haai
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  • Hamarri Faaltuu SMS Sewaah Hee
  • Iss Sewaah Kaah Laabh Uthanay ky Liyaa Shukriyah

  • Ab Aap Apna Kaam Kariyeah.

  • ===========================

  • Agr Fursxxaat Ke Lamhoo Mein
  • Mujhaay Yaaad Kartaay HoToh
  • Mujhaay Yaad Maat Karnaah
  • Mai Tanhaa Zaroor Hu Magaar Fizzzul Nahi.

  • ===========================

  • 2 Santa Train K Piche Bhaag Rahe The
  • Ek Chadh Gayaa
  • Toh Train Main Logoo N Kaha”Well Done”

  • Santa-Khak Wel Done,Jana To Usee Thaa

  • Mai To Chhodnaay Aiyaa Thaa.

  • ===========================
  • Accident Dekhnay Par Xpression’x
  • U.S: Oh My God
  • Pak: Yeah Allah
  • Sa: O Laa Laa
  • Aus: Got A Hit
  • Gujarati-Halko Colour Karva Maa Ny Krvama Thokaigayoo.

  • ===========================

  • Bhayankar Joke-
  • Phone Ring’x Tring Tring Toh Gujarati’x Home
  • 1st:Hello,Hu Kaanti Bolu 6uu
  • 2nd:Su Vaat Karo choo
  • Hu To Modhi Thi Bolu cheu.

  • ===========================
  • Nokri Mate “Khouj” Keero
  • Jamva Mate “Luj” Karoo
  • Nahva Mate “Huj” Karoo
  • Balance Hoy Toh Sms Karo
  • Na Hoy Toh Mera Sms Vachi “Moj” Kero.

  • ===========================

  • Bapu:Jivla Padoxmma Koi Lammbi Baai Rahee 6e?
  • Jivlo: Ha Bapu, Ghaani Baadhee 6,Keem?
  • Bapu:Ennaa Kapraaa Leto Aav
  • Doctore Mane ThaNde Maa Lambbi Bai
  • Nah Kapda Pervana Kidha chr.

  • ===========================

  • Girl 2 D0ct0r:
  • Girl: Dr Sahab Mery Lips Par Infecti0n H0gya Hy?
  • Dr:Ap M0bile Pe Kitne Dair Bat Krti Hen?
  • Girl: M0bile Kharab Hy
  • Islye 1 Weak Se K0e Bt Nhi Ki
  • Dr Phr Lips Pey Infecti0n Nahi
  • Balky Lips Pe Zang Lag Gaya Hy.

  • ===========================

  • New Generati0n T0 Learn The
  • Alphabets In This Way:-
  • A-Apple
  • B-Bluet00th
  • C-Chatting
  • D-D0wnl0ad
  • E-Email
  • F-Faceb00k
  • G-G00gle
  • H-Html
  • I-Iph0ne
  • J-Java
  • K-Kingst0n
  • L-Lapt0p
  • M-Message
  • N-Ner0
  • 0-0rkut
  • P-Picasa
  • Q-Quick Time
  • R-Ram
  • S-Server
  • T-T0uch Screen
  • U-Usb
  • V-Vista
  • W-Wi-Fi
  • X-Xp
  • Y-Utube
  • Z-Zubaidaa Aapaa.


  • ===========================

  • Man1 Sitting With D0g
  • Man2:Ur D0g Bits?
  • Man1:N0
  • Man 2 Sits Nd The D0g Bits
  • Man2 Angrily U Said He D0es N0t Bit
  • Man:That Is N0t My D0g.

  • ===========================

  • A Girl Ph0ned Me The
  • 0ther Day N
  • Said
  • C0me 0n 0ver
  • There’s N0b0dy
  • H0me
  • I Went 0ver
  • N0b0dy Was H0me.

  • ===========================

  • News: 3 Chimps Escaped Fr0m
  • The Z00 1 Was Caught Watching
  • Tv An0ther Playing F00tball
  • Nd The Third 0ne
  • Was Caught Reading
  • This Txt Message.

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  • A Man Kn0cks At The D00r
  • A 10 Yr 0ld B0y C0mes With Cigarette In 0ne Hand & Beer In 0ther
  • Man Beta Papa Ghar Pa Hein
  • B0y Bh0tni K
  • Mujhe Dekh K Lag Raha Hay Kya.

  • ===========================

  • Sardar 0n Ph0ne:
  • D0ct0r My Wife Is Pergnantshe Is Having Pain Right N0w
  • D0ct0r Is This Her First Child
  • Sardar N0 This Is Her Husband Speaking.

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  • Catch Her By Her Waist
  • Bring Her H0me
  • Keep Ur Hand 0n Her Neck
  • Put Ur Lips 0n Her Lips
  • & Have A
  • Nice Drinkpepsi

  • ===========================

  • Eik Larka D0sre Larke Sey
  • Yar Tm Ne Kabhe K0i Larki Phansai Hay.
  • 2nd B0y
  • Yaar Larki Main Ne Phansa Li Thi Pr Tm L0g0n Ney Ye M0halla He Ch0r Diya.

  • ===========================

  • Wife I Will Die
  • Husband I Will Als0 Die
  • Wife Why Will U Die
  • Husband Because I Cant Bear This Much Happiness

  • ===========================

  • Dunia ko tension dyny k 2 assan tariqy hain…
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  • 1.kabi kisi ko pori bat na batio ….
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  • 2…………………………………….

  • ===========================

  • Ungliyaan Tööt Gai Pathar Pe teri
  • tasveer Tarashte Hue
  • or surat jö bani teri tö
  • Meri Hansi Nikal Gayi
  • @.@
  • _/( ‘ ) /_
  • _/”” /_
  • Urri Baba
  • Japani Mendak




  • Har Taraf Padhai ka saya
  • hai…
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  • Har paper me zero aya
  • hai…
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  • Hum to yuhi chale jate hai
  • bina muh dhoye
  • exam dene,
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  • aur log kehte hai
  • “saala raat bhar padh ke
  • aaya hai

  • ===========================

  • Ek Larka Darbar Par GAya Wahan 7 Peer
  • Zameen Par Darrian Bicha Kar Bethay Thay,
  • .
  • Peer Sab:Beta Kia MAsla Hai,
  • Kiun Aaye ho?
  • .
  • Larka:Baba Gi Jis Larki Say Mein Pyar Karta Tha,
  • Usne Kisi Doosre Se Shadi Kar li Hai.
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  • Peer Sab:Chotay Andron Ik or Darri le aa.
  • Navay Peer Sab Aaye ne.

  • ===========================
  • Kaash wo din bhe aa jaye jb aik
  • line 3 baar kahun.
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  • Qabool hai
  • Qabool hai
  • Qabool hai 
  • Najanay kb aye ga wo din.

  • ===========================

  • Beta: Papa aap jaise mujhe marte hain!
  • Waise dadi ji bhi apko marte the kiya…?

  • Papa: “HAAN BILKUL”!

  • Beta: To Ye Khandani Kameenapan Kab Tak chalega…?

  • ===========================
  • Ek Ladki Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi,
  • 2 Din Baad Wapis Aayi..!

  • Baap (Gusse Se): Ab Kya Lene Aayi Ho ??? .
  • Ladki: Mobile ka Charger.

  • ===========================

  • PAPA: Beta, ye cigarette,
  • daaru&
  • ladkiya tumhaari jaan ki
  • dushman
  • hai.
  • BETA:
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  • Jo mard apne dushman se
  • bhaag
  • jaaye, vo mard, mard nahi
  • PAPA.

  • ===========================

  • Sardi ka aik faida hai
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  • Garmi nhi lagti.

  • C===========================

  • Student:
  • Main fail hona chahta hun
  • Frnd: Kyun?

  • Student: Papa ney kaha hai k 1st aaya to science dilvaunga
  • …2nd aaya to arts
  • aur
  • Fail hua to shadi kara den gey..

  • ===========================

  • Ek bacha apni ammi se pit ker
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  • Abu ko kehta hai ke kia ap kabhi jungle gay ho
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  • Abu; nahi beta
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  • Toh yeh koofnak Item kaha se paket ker liaye.

  • ===========================
  • Zruri nahi k har post mein koi fankari ho,

  • BUS!

  • AAP yaad aa rahy thy,

  • Es liyE Aap ko line maar di .




  • Reporter: meera g hum ne suna hy k ap cigrete peti hain??

  • meera: ohh my gaadd,aff course, ap ne bilkul galt suna hy…
  • i dont drink cigrette

  • ===========================
  • Change In Time…..
  • In The Good Old Days, Girls Used
  • To Cook Like Their Mothers,
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  • .Now They Drink Like Their Fathers.

  • ===========================

  • “Satisfy the person Who Expect A Smile From You,
  • &
  • Surprise the person Who Never Expected Anything From You”…!!

  • ===========================

  • Bhikari: Sahab ek rupiya de do.

  • Sahab: Tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.

  • Bhikari: Abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?

  • ===========================

  • BUDDA Buddi me ho rhi thi kissng..

  • Budda Buddi me ho rhi thi kissng..

  • abi aap chote ho isliye

  • “some txt missing”.

  • ===========================
  • Doctr-Ab kya haal h?
  • Patient-Pehle se zyada khrab h.
  • Dct-Dawai khali thi kya?
  • Pt-Nhi dawai ki
  • sheeshi to bhari hui thi.
  • Dc-I mean dawai leli thi?
  • Pt-Apne di to maine leli.
  • Dc-Bevkuf dawai peeli thi?
  • Pt-Nhi,dawai to laal thi.
  • Dc-Gadhe, dawai ko pee
  • lia tha?
  • Pt-Nhi ji peelia to mujhe tha..

  • ===========================

  • Girl tO Me
  • .
  • Girl: TUum BOhat Besharam
  • hOo o_O
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  • Me: WOo tU Main Bachpaan sa
  • he hOon
  • Main TUu Paida b Nanga HOwa
  • thaaa .

  • ===========================

  • Larka Wale: Hume Asi Larki Chaye Jo Zyada Khati-Peeti Na Ho

  • Hmesha Chup Rhe or Sub Ki Sune

  • Larki Wale Asi Larki To Apko “ICU “Me Hi Milegi.

  • ===========================

  • BV:Ab Q Larh Rhe Ho Shadi K WaQt To Maze Se Kaha Tha QabooL Ha QabooL Hai.

  • SHohr Agr Mjhe TuMhaRa Pta Hota To Kehta Fazool Hai Fazool Hai..!

  • ===========================

  • 1 admi gehri soch me ja raha tha
  • Achanak 1 Aawaz i
  • Ruk Jao
  • Wo Ruka to
  • Opar se ek Pathar gira agar wo na Rukta to Pathar us k Sir pe lagta
  • Wo road cross karnay laga k phir Aawaz i
  • Ruk Jao Wo phir Ruka to
  • road se ek Car tezi se guzri wo bal bal bach gaya
  • Wo zor se Chillaya
  • .
  • Kon ho Tum?
  • Aawaz i k me Tumhain Musibat se Bachanay wala Farishta hon
  • .
  • Wo admi ronay laga or bola.
  • Tum us waqt kahan thay
  • Jab mei
  • ‘SHAADI’ kar raha tha.

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