New best Malayalam SMS


  1. Sonia was plan'g 2 come 2 kerala with ManMhn. However MMhn cancel'd the trip.AKAntony was send a telegram.NEWS in Malayala Manorama nxt day "Sonia thanichu verunnu,Antonikku KAMBI.
  2. =================================
  3. Latest update from BBC News.Saddamine thookki…..75 kilo
  4. =================================
  5. Deivamee enikku sms ayakkathavarude mobile roadil veenu, 
  6. atinte mukalil pandi lorry kayari, 
  7. odinju madangi chulungi pappadamayi, 
  8. kakka kothi kadalil ittu, athu meen thinnu, 
  9. aa meenine kozhi thinnu, 
  10. aa kozhi chkkun gunia pidichu chavane...
  11. =================================
  12. Aareyum
  13. Snehikkaruth
  14. Kaaranam
  15. Snehichaal
  16. marakkaruth,
  17. Marannaal
  18. Orkkaruth,
  19. Orthaal karayaruth
  20. Karanjaal aarum
  21. kaanaruth...
  22. good nite...
  23. sweet dreamZ...
  24. =================================
  25. Sardar shoppinginu poyi, tirichu vannappo sardarinte car ill  oru note kandu ..PARKING FINE,..so sardar write a note that paper .thanks for compliment.
  26. =================================
  27. Hai dear first count the star...  entha enikazinjo ... nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram enunathe.. evanonum vere paniyille... Goooooooooood Morning.
  28. =================================
  29. Letter illa, 1 phone illa, 1 missed call illa, 1 sms koodi illa , enikku pedi avunnu ninakku chicken gunia pidicho avoo?..
  30. =================================
  31. Teacher:9+13?
  32. Student:21
  33. Teacher:Thett;Onnu koodi kootti nokku
  34. Stu:22
  35. Teacher:Gud,engane kitti?
  36. Stu:21nte koode 1 koottiyappol kitti.
  37. =================================
  38. Boy:kerunundo
  39. Girl:illa,kerunnilla
  40. B:ippo keriyo
  41. G:mm.keri
  42. B:vedanikunno?
  43. G:cheruthayittu
  44. B:smooth aano
  45. G:kollam adipoli
  46. B:ok.this chappal Rs.199.99 only
  47. =================================
  48. Wife-innnum nerathe poyallo enthu patty
  49. hus-enthanannariyilla eeyideyayi inganeyanu
  50. wife-ini varumo
  51. hus-namukku nokkam
  52. wife- wannallo
  53. hus- thanks to K S E B
  54. =================================


  55. Want to see the greatest tourist spot "munnaru"
  56. 666...
  57. enni nokkikke "moonnar" illennu...
  58. =================================
  59. Iniyum oru masam ..iniyum oru varsham..iniyumoru punchiri..iniyumoru kannir.iniyumoru shishiram..ivayellam undakam..pakshe nine pole iniyumoral athumathram sadhyamalla  ..daiwathinu ore abaddam randu pravashayam pattillalloo.
  60. =================================
  61. Nee computerintea munnil irikkumbol computer enthu chintikkum "INTEL" inside and "MENTAL" outside Nee Fridgentea aduthu chellumbol fridge enthu vicharikkum "COOL" inside and "FOOL" outside
  62. =================================
  63. Ravile ezhunnettal nirbndhamayum
  64. randu karyangal
  65. cheyyuka
  66. 1Prarthikkuka
  67. 100 varsham jeevikkande?
  68. 2Kulikkuka
  69. Mattullavarkum
  70. jeevikande
  71. =================================
  72. Oru kaariyam parayanundayirunnu.raviley paranjal enney kaliyakkum. Athu konda eppol parayunnathu.
  73. Paranjottey..??
  74. GOOD NIGHT…
  75. =================================
  76. Five flower just for you.
  77. first-for friendship
  78. second-for health
  79. third-forwealth
  80. fourth-for happiness
  81. and the last…cheviyil vecho
  82. =================================
  83. Budhiyilla, bodhamilla, soundaryamilla, Nanamilla, alakkilla, kulikkilla, pallu theykilla, Ennalum i like U...Y?
  84. Dats the magic of our relation
  85. =================================
  86. Innu wire illatha phone fashion aayi.
  87. Oru kalathu thalachoru vendatha thala fashionavum.
  88. Athanu ninte divasam.Ho! 
  89. Annu nee thakarthu varumayirikkum, alle?
  90. =================================
  91. Chummathirikuvano?enkil tazhottu nokkiko
  92. .
  93. .
  94. .
  95. .
  96. .
  97. .
  98. .
  99. .
  100. .
  101. Chummat hirikuvalle,ini melottu nokkiko!
  102. =================================
  103. Rajadi rajan, villali veeran, kidilol kidilan, parama sundaran, sarvaguna sampannan, athi dayaalu, idivettu taram, maha balavan, kerala, tamilnadu, banglure college kumarimarude swapna kamukan".(your name )" avarkal ihta urakkam unarnne...

  104. =================================

  105. 5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL..1. MAHATHMA GHANDI..PULLI MARICHU POYI..2,SADDAM HUSSAIN, IPPO PATTU PAISAKKU KOLLILLA, 3, AISHWARIA RAI..NAMMADE RANGE ILL KITTILLA..PINNE NJANUM ..NEEYUM....SO KEEP IN TOUCH.
  106. =================================
  107. Dukhavum
  108. santhoshavum nalki
  109. kond pakal maranju.
  110. ORMIKKAAN
  111. OMANIKKAAN
  112. MADHURA
  113. SWAPNAGAL NALKI
  114. /SHUBHA RATHRI/
  115. NISAR
  116. =================================
  117. A motorist hit a sparrow. He took the unconscious bird n put it in a cage with bread n water.
  118. Bird wakes up,looks around n screams..
  119. .
  120. .
  121. "Thalle jail !!!... Avan chattha....
  122. =================================
  123. Karunakaran and Soopi at Guruvayoor.
  124. Kar'n said,"Makal Padmaja.Moolathil oru pal payasam.
  125. Hear'g this Soopi said,"Makal Khadeeja.Kundiyil oru Koyibiriyani.
  126. =================================
  127. Pranero tore jare mon chay,
  128. Badhibo tare bina badhone ei ashay,
  129. Mukhapane chahiya bhulibo sob klanti,
  130. Prokhoro tape bohiya anibe shitolo shanti,
  131. Ghana tamashar adhare rohia pashe nana chole,
  132. Hoibe mor pothero patheo;janibo tare BANDHU bole........
  133. =================================
  134. Teacher:You hav to aim
  135. 90% marks.
  136. Student:don't worry,
  137. I will get 100% marks.
  138. Teacher:thamaasha
  139. parayunno?
  140. Student:aara
  141. thudangiye?...
  142. =================================
  143. Entea sarintea vakkinu oru adistanavumilla, 
  144. innalea paranju 4 um 3um 7ennu innu paranju 5um 2um 7ennu 
  145. ippo paranju 1um 6um 7ennu inin nalaea parayuvo avo 3um 7um 7ennu
  146. =================================
  147. One hunter went to jungle.There was six birds on a tree.He fired once.Five of them flew away.Why did the other not fly.AHAMKAARAM
  148. =================================
  149. Kure urumpukal kulikumpol oru aana vannu aa puzhayil irangi
  150. aana neentithudichappo urumpukal ellam karayil vannu adinnju
  151. oru urumpu mathram aanayude thala yil kayari patti
  152. appo karyil ninna urumpukal aa urumpinoodu...MUKKI KOLLADA AVANE..
  153. =================================
  154. Moahn thomasinte uchistavum amedhyavum kootikuzhachu 4 neravum vetti vizhungi aasanathil vaalum churutti irrunal pora…message ayakanam,mesage shit…

  155. =================================

  156. Oru
  157. Mobilinte
  158. Vedhana...
  159. "Do ingtu
  160. nokkedo,njan thante
  161. mobile aanu
  162. samsarikunnath,Thanik
  163. enne kutich vella
  164. chinthayum undo???
  165. kure naalaayi njan
  166. thanik vendi sms
  167. kondu tharunnu, kanda
  168. alavalaadhikalude
  169. ellam incming calls
  170. pidichu
  171. tharunnu,ithonum
  172. poranjittu orikalum
  173. vellam kanditillatha
  174. thante pantinte
  175. pocketil mookkum
  176. pothi njan kidakunnu,
  177. Avasaanamayi enikk
  178. oru aagraham und,
  179. chaavunnathinu munp
  180. oru OUt goiNg
  181. vilikkanam,vella
  182. rakshayum undo..
  183. =================================
  184. SUPER GOOD JOB IN RAILWAY.
  185. ONLY ONE VACANCY..........
  186. HURRY
  187. SALARY RS:15000/-
  188. JOB: Train head light kedayal oru torcheduthu traininu munpe odanam...
  189. =================================
  190. Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
  191. Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?
  192. Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
  193. Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
  194. Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
  195. Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??
  196. =================================
  197. Poocha palu kudikkumpol kannadakkunathentu kondu.?.
  198. patratinde vrithy kandituuu.
  199. =================================
  200. College
  201. sammelanathil
  202. Principle:Collegil
  203. SYLLABUSukalil
  204. mattam
  205. varuthanam
  206. Stud:collegile
  207. CHILABUS Alla
  208. ELLABUSum
  209. mattnam
  210. =================================
  211. Prem jhore jaoa pata noi,
  212. prem futa kono chata noi,
  213. prem seto noi hotel er dal puri,
  214. prem holo moner sathe lukochuri.
  215. =================================
  216. Teacher:Pusthakam
  217. vaangiyille?
  218. Kutti:Adakka vittittu
  219. maanga.
  220. Teacher:Fees
  221. adachille?
  222. Kutti:Maanga vittittu
  223. adakka
  224. =================================
  225. Marangal thammil
  226. aduthal mazhu
  227. kondu verthirikkam
  228. manassukal thammil aduthaalo ?

  229. Sthree dhanam kondu verpedthamm###
  230. =================================
  231. Makal ammayod; Oru kazhudakku ethra bhaaram chumakkaan kazhiumamme...?
  232. Amma; Ariyilla mole.....
  233. Achanodu thanne chodikkanam.
  234. =================================
  235. Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. A wife like u is 4 ever 4 me..entamoo


  236. =================================

  237. Sometimes i 4get to ask,
  238. "R U OK?"
  239. Sometimes i even miss to say,
  240. "Hi"
  241. But it doesn't mean you are forgotten.
  242. No Never..
  243. Ammachiyaane, balance illathondane,,,,,
  244. =================================
  245. ulahamaana thamizhin makkal anpudai paarkum unkal SUN-tv yil intha
  246. vaaram orunal dub seytha puthan thirai padam........
  247. monday-'ammachi tirumbi Vannachu'(MUMMY RETURNS) tuesday-
  248. 'silandi mapilai'
  249. (THE SPIDER MAN)wednesday-'karyam seyyamudiyath
  250. (THE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE)
  251. thursday- 'karuta mapilais'(MEN IN BLACK)friday-'otta mapilai'
  252. (HOLLOW MAN)
  253. =================================
  254. 2Sardars watching
  255. crket,wen Sachin hit
  256. a bundry.Banta said:
  257. Hai..goal
  258. Santa said:ivide Goal
  259. illa. Athu crcket'il
  260. mathram.
  261. =================================
  262. Asalamu alaikyuum...
  263. Ee aaychayil ingale
  264. 'kutichira tv' yil pala
  265. basayilulla cilmakal.
  266. Thinklyaycha :
  267. puyyaapla poyyotine
  268. Kooti kondovum (DDLJ)
  269. Chovvaycha :
  270. Enthokeyo aavunund
  271. (kuch kuch hota hai)
  272. Budanaycha :
  273. Chelapam kosi
  274. Chelapam beamam (K3G)
  275. vyayacha : Onnum
  276. mindanda (Kuch na kaho)
  277. jumante dovsam : inne
  278. nikkah kayikyo?
  279. (Mujse shaadi karoge)
  280. Shanyaycha : Ammal
  281. ingale aara? (Hum apke hai kaun)
  282. Njaraycha : Kalbinu
  283. piraanthanu (Dil tho pagal hai)
  284. =================================
  285. Oru 30 vayasaya chettan
  286. oru 50 vayasaya chechiye kallayanam kazhichu
  287. first night ill tanne aa chettan tatty poyi.
  288. pittennu doctor vannu postmortem nadatty nokki enittu paranju,.
  289. aa chettan marichatu EXPIRE AYA PALU KUDICHITTANNU.
  290. =================================
  291. Pal piriyunnatu entu kondu..
  292. orimichulla jeevitham mathiyayathu kondu
  293. =================================
  294. NURSERY Yil padikkunna 2 kuttikal
  295. oran kuttyum oru penkuttiyum ..teacharodu.
  296. teachare njangalkku kuttikal undavooo..
  297. taecher orikkalum illa.appo ann kutty penkuttiyodu.
  298. njan appaye paranjilledee onnum pedikkan illannu.
  299. =================================
  300. Aakasathekku Nokku. Daivathinte Valuppam Kaanam
  301. Prakruthiyilekku Nokku. Daivathinte Mahatvam Kaanam
  302. Kannadiyilekku Nokku..Daivathinte Abbadham kaanam
  303. =================================
  304. Alleppy passenger time 7.30
  305. Kottayam passenger 7.45
  306. Kollam Passenger 18.25
  307. Jan shatabdii 17.40
  308. Rajadhani Exp 1.35
  309. Kerala Exp 15.45
  310. Venad 17.15
  311. Kurla Exp 14.10
  312. Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli......
  313. train etra ennam undennariyamo....?
  314. Onnu thala vechu kooode...

  315. =================================

  316. Kollunnavan
  317. KILLER
  318. Chadunnavan
  319. JUMPER
  320. Paattukaaran
  321. SINGER
  322. Adikkunnavan
  323. FIGH TER
  324. Ennaal,
  325. KISS
  326. Cheyyunnavan??

  327. "UMMER"
  328. =================================
  329. Full Name: abhi
  330. Wanna see magic..........
  331. scroll 25 times to unveal the secrets of magic...
  332. POTHU POLE VALARANU--- IPPOZHUM MAGIC KAANAN IRIKKUVA MANDOOS!!!
  333. =================================
  334. Tomar prem sakkhorito hoise amar jiboner sunno pristhay , akhn ta tomari.
  335. =================================
  336. Hitler chathu poyi,saddam pidikkapettu,ladante vivaram onnum illa................ninte sms um kananilla...bhumiyil nalla kalam varunnu ennu thonnunnu.
  337. =================================
  338. Aakash kande,Batas kande,kande amar MON,
  339. Tomar sobi buke nia katai SARAKKHON!
  340. Toru kande,Lota kande,kande boner PAKHI,
  341. Tomi amay SMS koro na,bolo tar dukkho kothay RAKHI............
  342. =================================
  343. Bussil kayariya Rajuvinodu Conductor:Ticket Edutho?
  344. Pettennu Raju:illa,Njaan kalavu Nirthi.
  345. =================================
  346. Sambath kalathe panhikuru nattal abath kalath mookkil adhe vekkam
  347. =================================
  348. Ippol oro whisperinum oppam 1 gold coin free.ini ningalude poorinu nalku swarna thilakam
  349. =================================
  350. Do you know what is “anatomized juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contratcion”,it is the biochemical definition of a UMMA.
  351. =================================
  352. Surveykku vanna
  353. officer:Kakkoosundo?
  354. Ammuma:Undallo.
  355. Officer:Kinarundo?
  356. Amm:Mon
  357. chennirunnolu.avide
  358. pipe undu.

  359. =================================

  360. MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.
  361. =================================
  362. Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil Hollywood Thirai padam: 
  363. “CHILANTHI ANNACHI”(SPIDER MAN) appuram Sunday Hollywood Thirai padam: Ammachi thirumba vanthachMummy returns)
  364. =================================
  365. Mobile phone enthanen ariyanamegil adhyam india enthanen ariyanam.SMSukaludeyum missed callekuledeyum indai.recharge coupon vangan polum kaashilathe valayunna pattini pavangalude india.10 paise balancumayi ippol ithu vaayikunna daridravaasikale pole ullavarude thyagangaludeyum nombarangaludeyum india.india enna maha rajyathinte manasilakkan,mobilinte aathmaavu thottariyannulla SENSE undavanam… SENSIBILITY undavanam… SENSITIVITY undavanam!!!
  366. =================================
  367. WhEn ThInGs Go WrOnG,
  368. WhEn SaDnEsS fIlLs YoUr HeArT,
  369. WhEn TeArS fLoW fRoM YoUr EyEs,
  370. AlWaYs ReMeMbEr OnE tHiNg ...
  371. "Ellam avanavanye kayyiliruppu kondannu.."
  372. =================================
  373. U may prefer ur wife to be like:
  374. Alukkas jewellery:ennum oru panathookam munnil
  375. Sky jewellery:25 years of purity and trust
  376. Malabar jewellery:beauty meets quality
  377. but not like Atlas jewellery:jana kodikalude vishwastha sthapanam…
  378. =================================
  379. Niraparayum Nilavilakkum Thengin Thoppum oormayil Sukshikkunna Malayalikku Oru Vishu Kudi. Nanma Niranja Vishu ashamsakal.
  380. =================================
  381. R E M O Remo Remo,,,,,
  382. kaalathu pasuvine karakkum REMO
  383. uchakku chaanakam korum REMO
  384. vykittu thengumme kerum REMO
  385. MACHAN REMO…
  386. =================================
  387. Enter Password 2 touch my heart !
  388. *
  389. **
  390. ***
  391. ****
  392. wrong Code !
  393. U Have touched my legs
  394. Anyway ... Take my blessings...
  395. !!! NEE YONNUM NANNAVOOLADA!!!
  396. =================================
  397. Rockettinode Oral: Entha nee engane payunnathe?
  398. Rocket: Nayinte Mone, athe ninte koothike thee vechal ariyam.
  399. =================================
  400. ActuaLEE bruceLEE was a MalayaLEE from AdimaLEE His original name was
  401. SeythaLEE and his real weapon was KodaLEE so some oochaLEEs Read this
  402. SMS
  403. =================================


  404. Thukikollunna
  405. Prathiyod:Avasanamayi
  406. Endenkilum
  407. Agrahamundo?
  408. Prathi:1Beedi Valichal
  409. Kollam
  410. Allenkil Venda,Athoru
  411. Sheelamayaalo?
  412. =================================
  413. Ente Rum ile Sodayanu Nee Nalla Veesukara,
  414. Peggozhichu Njaan Kaathu Vechoruren
  415. Chillu Glassiloorum Lickeronnu vende......
  416. Liquoronnu vende..nalla veeshukaara..ente kootukaraa..
  417. Thottu koottuvanulla picklum..
  418. chipsum ennapole
  419. Thottaduthu njan ninnuvenkilum veeshukilla mone..
  420. =================================
  421. Maitri nako phlulasarkhi kshanbhar sugandh denari.
  422. Nako suryasarkhi,satat taapleli.
  423. Nako chandrasarkhi,diwasa saath na denari.
  424. Nako savlisarkhi,kayam paathlaag karnari.
  425. Maitri havi ashrunsarkhi,sukha-dukhat samaan saath denari.
  426. =================================
  427. Aval oru
  428. moolippattu
  429. paady,Njan
  430. kaathorthirunnu...
  431. Aval onnu
  432. kadichu,Njan
  433. pulanju poyi..
  434. Aval valichu
  435. kudichu,Njan
  436. annangade
  437. kidannu...
  438. Aval kuninju,Njan
  439. purakiloode
  440. adichu..."how"
  441. Aval pulanju,'Chey'
  442. Ente dehathellam
  443. aayi...

  444. 'HAAVOO"

  445. 'KOTHUK" chathu.
  446. =================================
  447. URUMB falls in love with AANA & they married.
  448. Next day AANA died.
  449. Appol URUMB:Oh,1divasathe luv,Athinu 1janmam muzhuvan kuzhi vettanam.
  450. =================================
  451. Changaathi
  452. nannaayaal kannaadi
  453. venda..
  454. Nee nannavumo?
  455. atho..
  456. Njaan kannaadi
  457. vaangano?...
  458. =================================
  459. The Alcohol MANTRA -Guru bRUMa guru WHISKEY,Gurudevo GINeshwara,Guru sakshat parabBRANDY tasmaishree BEERE namaha…CHEERS
  460. =================================
  461. u+ur dog=chakkikotha changaran
  462. u+urlover=enampechikku marappatty koottu
  463. u+ur mobile=kurangintey kayil poomala
  464. u+ur house=papi chennayidam pathalam
  465. =================================
  466. Oru vasantha kalam,
  467. bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
  468. padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
  469. aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
  470. .appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
  471. ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
  472. ..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE.
  473. =================================
  474. Ni illathe enikku onnumilla
  475. innnu njan thanneyanuuuuuuuuu
  476. ni evide ondayirunnenkil
  477. ninne oru sidilekku kondupoyi njan ninakku
  478. oru um
  479. .oru umm
  480. .oru umma
  481. .oru umman chandi ude nikkar kazhukan taramayirunnu

  482. =================================

  483. Nilavu choriyunna rathriyil,akashathu minnimarayunna nakshathrangal nee noki kondirikumbol athil oru velli nakshathram ninne nokki parayum,”keri poda akathu”
  484. =================================
  485. Every second god remembers you.
  486. Every minute god blesses you.
  487. Every hour god cares for you.
  488. Bcoz every day i pray to him..
  489. " Daivame Budhiyillathe kocha.. kaathollanee.. "
  490. =================================
  491. Mandananenkil eemsg kitiya udane miss call cheyu,
  492. Maramandanenkil oru msg cheyu,
  493. mandabudhi aanenkil Call cheyu
  494. ithu 3um aanenkil mindathiriku..
  495. =================================
  496. Boy:Onnu kanichu tharumo?
  497. Girl:Chi! entha ee parayunnathu? Arenkilum kanum.
  498. Boy:Enikkonnu kandal mathi. Please!
  499. Girl:Hmm. Enikku pediyakunnu
  500. Boy:Saramilla ippam kazhiyum
  501. Havoo! Angane 5 markinte essay aayi...
  502. =================================
  503. Panam varum pogum.Friends varum pogum.Mazha varum pogum.Premam varum pogum.But AIDS varum pogilla.Take care
  504. =================================
  505. Rathriyil namboothiriyude parambil irunnu thoorukayayirunna koranod namboothiri: aarath?
  506. Koran: njana
  507. Namb: korano?
  508. koran: venda njan mannittu moodikolam.
  509. =================================
  510. Fa=40/
  511. Rexona=35/
  512. Safeguard=30/
  513. Lux=40/
  514. lifeboy=15/
  515. Silk=30/
  516. Imperial=20/
  517. ishtam ullathu idutho pakseh innu kullikkanee...
  518. =================================
  519. Wife:"Chetta enikku care free vaangaan paisa venam."
  520. Hus:"Evide kanji vekkan kaashilla,appozha avalkku pootil vekkaan panji."
  521. =================================
  522. My wife is "MALABAR GOLD" Beauty meets quality.
  523. my girl friend is "ALUKKAS"
  524. Ennum oru panathookam munnil.
  525. and
  526. your wife is
  527. "ATLAS"
  528. Jana kodikalude vishwastha sthapanam.


  529. =================================

  530. KASHU ANDI samaram (ladies mudravakyam)
  531. ketiya andi erakoola,erakiya andi ketoola.shambalam kooti tannilenkil mudhalaaliyude andil thodoola…
  532. =====================================
  533. One elephant and two ants was fighting.one ant is thrown away by the elephant
  534. and the other ant sits on top of the elephant.what did the wounded ant say?
  535. aliya chavitti kollada avane.
  536. =====================================
  537. I enquired everything abt u
  538. Gud family
  539. Gud character
  540. Gud education
  541. Fine personality
  542. Will u marry
  543. my servant,Pennamma..........
  544. =====================================
  545. Sorry 2 disturb u If r Not busy
  546. if u r not working
  547. if u r not tired if u r not lazy
  548. plese answer me
  549. AYYAPPANTE AMMA
  550. ETRA
  551. NEYYAPPAM CHUTTU?..
  552. =====================================
  553. Thalle ninakkipolum sukham thannalledey.Ipo entharu ninte mofile kadali veenodey msg onnum kananillalla.Thalle nee pulithanne ketta.chellakilli sugam thanne…
  554. =====================================
  555. Whn u kiss a british girl she says "kiss me softly" whn u kiss a american girl shw says "kiss me hardly" and whn u kiss a malayali girl she says "day..arodum paraylle ente ponne"..
  556. =====================================
  557. Ninne kurichoru kavitha
  558. Kalari vilaku karinjathano
  559. Kari oil patta kamizhnathano
  560. Africayil ninnum vannathano
  561. atho
  562. pande nee ingina
  563. =====================================
  564. Teacher to rajamanikyam,Teacher:Exam engane undayirunnu?
  565. Raja:Exam puliyayirunnu ketta…Pakshe namma oru varavude varendi varam.
  566. =====================================
  567. husband. edee chorum poorum onnum elle?
  568. wife. athinu curriyum pariyum onnum ella
  569. husband. ennal valla muttayo kottayo eduthu varuthoode
  570. wife. athinu ennayum kunnayum onnum ella
  571. husband. ennal valla thyro myro thaaaa. appo makan oodi vannu, achaa deepavali aayi kambithiriveenam, achan, manushyan oombithirinju nikkumbazha avante kunnathiri
  572. =====================================
  573. I love u da! Ninne
  574. Kanathe jevikan
  575. vayya!Ninte aduthe
  576. ephozhum samsarikan
  577. thonnunu...! Ninne enike
  578. nashta pedumoda...!
  579. I Love U...Miss U..da,
  580. 1000 UMMA...da
  581. Inganeyane Daily
  582. 'SANIYA MIRZA'msg
  583. ayakunathe ! Entha
  584. cheyka.Sowndaryam
  585. undayal etha
  586. kuzhapam. Ninaku
  587. pinne aa Preshnam
  588. ellalo...

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