New Boys And Girls SMS Message


  • She: hello baby tumhari yaad aa rhi ha,

  • He: Abhi salary nhi aai meri,

  • She: oh chalo papa aa gye bye.

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  • Girl: janu jb ameer ho jao gy to mujhy kya do gy??

  • Boy: Dhoka..!!

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  • Girl opened the gift from her boyfriend,

  • Girl: what the hell would i do to this rocket??

  • Boy: U wanted stars na?

  • Now sit on it n get lost.

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  • Mene us se poochha,

  • Mere mrny k bad mere mzaar pe ao gi na,

  • Wo nazar jhuka k boli,

  • Sorry janu,

  • Hum deobndi hn,

  • Dekh yaar, Pyaar me bhi firqy baazi.
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  • Lrrki: tum sb lrrky ik jesy qn hoty ho,

  • Lrkka: Hr ik ko try kro gy to sb ik jesy hi lgyn gy.

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  • Lrrka: tumhari smile me kya chamak ha,

  • Tumhari smile me kya chamak ha,

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  • Lrrki shrmaaty huye,

  • Mere tooth paste me namak ha.

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  • Girl crying: Ek question poora ghlt ho gya yaar.

  • Boy dancing: yahoo Ik question to poora sahi ho gya yar.

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  • Problem with boys:

  • They can make u feel that they love u,

  • Even when they dont.

  • And Girls:

  • They can make u feel they dont love u,

  • When they really do.

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  • Old lady died and family gathered to read her will,

  • “Being the sound of mind” the attorney read.

  • I spent all my money before i died.

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  • Boys ki kahani

  • When Parents Care about them: They call it Restriction.
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  • When Girlfriends Restricts:

  • Boys: Oh my God

  • She is so Caring yaawrr, Bohut prwa krti ha, Mujhy khony se drti ha

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  • A Girl enters the classroom wearing her new sandals.

  • Boys: Chappal to bohut achhi ha,

  • Girl: Utarun kya?

  • Every Boy in chorus: Lo kar lo baat

  • Dress to bhtt hi acha ha….!!!

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  • Male Teacher in class:

  • When boys talk:

  • You are making noise in the class

  • please get out from here now.
  • And
  • When girls talk in the class

  • Kya baaten ho rahi hain janab…

  • Koi hamen bhi to batye zra.

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  • u Know y
  • The Speling Of d Women Starts With W?

  • Bcoz All Quetions In d World Stat With W!

  • Such As

  • Who?
  • Why?
  • Wat?
  • Wen?
  • Wich?
  • Whom?
  • Were?
  • Wife?

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  • BOY: chalo ksi sunsan jaga per ghomnay chalain !!!

  • Girl . Tum asay wesay harkat tau nahen karogay?

  • Boy . Nai

  • Girl. Phir rahnaydo kaya faida ! :)

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  • Boy: ager mein mar gaya tau kiya tum dosri shadi karogi?

  • Girl: nai mein apni BEHAN kay sath reh longi

  • Girl: agar mein mar gayi tau?

  • Boy: Mein bhi tumari BEHAN kay sath rahlonga :)

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  • Boy maks mistake grl shouts at him boy sayz, sorry !!
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  • Grl maks mistake boy shouts at hr..

  • Girl stats crying boy says sorry 2 her ?

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  • Every girl haz dat 1 male frnd in her life,

  • With whom she can share evrythng without any fear

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  • Girl: I need 2 tell u something

  • Boy: What is it babe

  • Girl: i broke ur xbox

  • Boy: What?

  • Girl: Also need 2 tell i am cheating on u

  • Boy: Soooo my xbox is Ok right??????

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  • What is the Difference B/w the Mother

  • & Girlfriend Tears

  • Classical Answer:

  • Mother Tears Effects Our HEART &

  • Girlfriend Tears Effects Our POCKET

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  • Please Give Me Some Sunshine
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  • Give Me Some Rain
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  • Give Me Another Girlfriend
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  • I am Single 1ce Again




  • Boy makes the mistake girl shouts at him boy sayz, sorry !!
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  • Girl makes the mistake boy shouts at her..

  • Girl starts crying boy sayz sorry 2 her 😛

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  • Give to Me Some Sunshine.
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  • Give to Me Some rain
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  • Give to Me Another Girlfriend
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  • I’m Single Once Again

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  • A boy was going with its girlfriend

  • A friend asked: hey !Who is she?

  • Boy: she is My Cousin

  • The friend smiled & said:

  • Last year she was my cousin ;) :P

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  • Boy – Do u love me ..???

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  • Girl – Yes, I can do anything 4 u …

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  • Boy – Chal fir 17 ka table suna…

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  • *Blocked* 😀

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  • Do You Know Why ..

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  • Girls Are Shorter Than Boy..????

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  • BCozzz …

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  • wHen Boy Hugs A Girl ..

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  • She can Listen The  beats of His Heart. 😀

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  • Boy to a girl:
  • U r d Sunshine…
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  • Of My Life !!!
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  • Without U ..
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  • Life’s Like A…
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  • Dreamy Cloud !!!
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  • U r In My Heart …
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  • Like A..
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  • Lovely Drizzle ..
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  • In d Sun…!!
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  • Girl: Now Go Further..
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  • I’ve 2 Listen More..
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  • Weather Report 😀 😛 lolx

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  • Classic example 2 prove ..
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  • “Gals ARE BORN Selfish”
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  • When i was a child ..
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  • so many Gals Wanted ..
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  • to Kiss me..
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  • I Allowed…
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  • Now i want to Kiss ..
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  • so many Gals ..
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  • but no one Allows.. :(
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  • The saddest moment ever :( 😛

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  • Boys arE very Kind …
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  • And …
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  • Girls are very selfish…!!!
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  • %%%””PROOF””%%%
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  • Most Girl Don’t Like …
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  • 2 Help Unknown Boys..
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  • But…
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  • All Boys Are Ready anytime…
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  • 2 help Unknown Girls 😉 😛

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  • Real boyfriends and girlfriends are..

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  • there for each other through good and..

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  • bad arguments and fights, rumors and…

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  • lies, ex’s and hoes and smiles and laughs…!!
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  • PROBLEM…

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  • TALENT ..

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  • AND..

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  • KISMAT?????
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  • 6 boys love 1 girl = PROBLEM….
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  • 1 boy loves 6 girls = TALENT……..
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  • 6 girls loves 1 boy = KISMAT…



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  • Girl:

  • Ye Jo SamneY Ladka..
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  • Betha Hai..
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  • Is Ka NamE Kya Hey..

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  • Waiter:–

  • Yeh Ali Sahib Hain..
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  • Girl:-

  • Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay SeY..
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  • Pareshan Kar Rahey HEIN..

  • Waiter:–

  • Magar Wo To Apki …
  • Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay????
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  • Girl:–

  • Yahi ToU Pareshani HEY :(

  • Moral:–
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  • Dunia ShareefOon Ko Jeenay Nahi DEti

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  • Men and women who listen to more…

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  • music tend to be better communicators…

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  • and even have longer lasting relationships…!! :)

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  • FACT ABOUT GUYS THAT GIRLS DON’T KNOW!
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  • Guys may be flirting around all day…

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  • but before they go to sleep…

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  • they always think about the girl…

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  • they truly care about… :) 😀

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  • FACT ABOUT GUYS THAT GIRLS DON’T KNOW!
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  • Guys don’t actually look…

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  • after good-looking girls…

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  • They prefer neat ..

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  • and presentable girls…!! :)

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  • FACT ABOUT GUYS THAT GIRLS DON’T KNOW!
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  • When you catch him cheating on you..

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  • and he asks for a second chance..

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  • give it to him…

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  • But when you catch him again …

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  • and he asks for another chance…

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  • ignore him! :)

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  • FACT ABOUT GUYS THAT GIRLS DON’T KNOW!
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  • Guys seek for advice..

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  • not from a guy…

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  • but from a girl. 😀 😀

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  • FACT ABOUT GUYS THAT GIRLS DON’T KNOW!
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  • When a guy says..

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  • he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice…

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  • even just for one night, hang up…

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  • He also tells that to another girl….

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  • He only flatters you…

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  • and sometimes makes fun of you. 😀 😀

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  • FACT ABOUT GUYS THAT GIRLS DON’T KNOW!
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  • Guys learn from experience ..

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  • not from the romance books …

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  • that girls read and…

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  • take as their basis of experience. 😀

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  • FACT ABOUT GUYS THAT GIRLS DON’T KNOW!
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  • Guys love you more than…

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  • you love them…

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  • if they are serious in ur relationships..

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  • Never let Him/Her go:
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  • When a Boy stops his Argument ..

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  • with his Girl to save his Relationship.




  • Never let Him/Her go:
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  • When a Boy no matter..

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  • how much you hurt him still Loves you.. :)

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  • Never let Him/Her go:
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  • When a Boy still ..

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  • tries to get you Back.. :)

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  • Never let Him/Her go:
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  • When a Boy cries ..

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  • because he still Loves u or misses u.. 😀 😀

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  • Never let Him/Her go:
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  • When a Boy says Sorry ..

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  • even though He didn’t do anything.. :)

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  • Boys Vs Girls:

  • Problem with Boys:
  • “They can make u believe that
  • they lOve u, even when they
  • don’t”
  • &
  • Problem with Girls :-
  • “They can make u believe
  • dat they don’t love u, even when
  • they really do” :( :(

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  • Boys R very Kind &
  • Girls R very selfish!
  • %%””PROOF””%%
  • Most Girl Don’t Like 2 Help Unknown Boys,
  • But,
  • All Boys R Ready anytime 2 Help Unknown Girls. :) :)

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  • WAY TO IMPRESS A GIRL:

  • Respect her,

  • Honour her,

  • Love her,

  • Protect her,

  • Care 4 her,

  • Obey her,

  • Sacrifice 4 her..

  • HOW TO IMPRESS A guy?

  • Just smile once!! 😛 😀

  • (Game over)

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  • Larki: i love  I cant live without U,

  • Mar jaOngi,
  • Mit jaOngi,
  • Tumhry pyar
  • mein Fanaa ho jaOn gi ???

  • larka: Daihk ley jesa thujhy theek lagey…

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  • Girls TOP ThREE Lines Meaning…

  • 1. I Miss You..

  • (Matlb: Time Pass Nahin Ho Raha Hai. Tumharey 7 Hi Thoda Time Paas Kar Lu)

  • 2. I AM Single
  • (Matlb: Mera ex BF Bhikhari Ban Gaya. Ab Tumhari Baari)

  • 3. Main Cousin Sey Baat Kr Rahi Thi
  • (Matlb: r 2, 3 BF Waiting Me They) 😛 😀 lolx

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  • Who are BOYs ?
  • Woh Jo Hell main Bhee milein Tuo Kahein
  • ABEY Shaitan Ke BETI DaiKHI .
  • Mast dikhti hai YAR!

  • Who are girls ?
  • Goes 2 heaven And say
  • Woh pari ki nail polish dekhee
  • How Cheap na
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  • Two Lovers were fighting..
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  • GF: Kaminey!! mein tmharey kaprey phaar dOOngi. …
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  • BF: Dekh ab tou serious larai main romantic bat mat kar..

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  • larkiya 20 tarha k lipsticks mai farq bta dein gi..
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  • r dosri taraf larkay hain jo shampoo ki jagah conditioner laga kr kahengay
  • “sala jaakh he nhi ban raha” 😛 😀

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  • Boy: Tm Na Mili To Tmhari Yaadoon Kay Saharay He Ji Len Gay
  • Warna Teri Shaadi Main Aa K
  • K
  • K
  • ‘* COCA COLA *’
  • He Pee Lengaay

  • Brrrrrrr Brrrrrr Brrrr.

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  • Six Answers Given By
  • A GIRL When She Iz Proposed.

  • 1 Nahi
  • 2 Mujhe Waqt Chahiyeah
  • 3 I Have Always Seen U As A Frnd
  • 4 I Already Have A Boy Frnd
  • 5 We Should Concentrate On Studiez
  • 6 Tm Abhi Tak Mujhe Jante Kahan Hou? Yeah Infatuation Hai.
  • Six Answers Given By A BOY When He Is Proposed.
  • 1 Yes
  • 2 Yes
  • 3 Yes
  • 4 Yes
  • 5 Yes
  • 6 Yes
  • This Proves That Guyz R Better Hmans
  • Than Girls
  • Nd
  • They Believe More In Spreading Luv.

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  • Ek ShaReef Larkay Ki Shaadi Huwi
  • Woh Apni Biwi Se Bola
  • Aaj Se Tm He Meri Zeenaat Ho
  • Tabbasum Hou Tamannaa Hou
  • Biwi: Mere Liye Bhi Aaj Aap He Naveed Ho
  • Tariq Ho, Amjad Ho.

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  • Inteernational Survey Sey Iz Bat Kah Pata Chala

  • Hay K Aurtain Martey Dum Tak Sath Nahin

  • Chorhtien
  • Mard Kah Nahi Fashion Kah.

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  • Boy In Restaurant Sees A Girl Sitting
  • Boy Asks Politely:Is This Seat Empty
  • Girl(Furiously):Yes And once U Sit on It
  • My Seat Would Also Be Empty.

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  • Boyfriend : Kya Tum Meri Salary Mein Guzara Kar

  • Logi
  • Girlfriend : Mein Toh Guzara Kar Lungi Par

  • Tumhara Kya Hoga.

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  • Night Was Dark
  • Moon Was High
  • Boy Stopd His Bike
  • Girl Asked Him Y
  • He Came Close 2her
  • She Felt Shy
  • He Went Near Her & Told Her 2 Words
  • PETRoL KHATAM.

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  • Muskurana Toh Her Larki Ke Ada Hai
  • Wahh Wahh
  • Gor Farmaiye
  • Muskurana To Her Larki Ke Ada Hai
  • Usey Joh Mohbbat Smjhe Woh Subse Barra Gadha

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  • Larkiyon K Top 10 Jhoot:

  • 1. I Miss U.

  • 2. Main Jhoot Nhi Bulti

  • 3. Main Pehli Dafa Kixi Larkay Se Baat Kr Rhi Hon.

  • 4. Main Cousin Se Baat Kr Rhi Thi

  • 5. Mujhe Tm Kehna Acha Nhi Lagtaa.(ths Line Iz 100% True)

  • 6.Main Pyar Pe Believe Nhi Krti.

  • 7.Main Dosri Larkion Jaisi Nhe

  • 8.Mujhe Kucxxh Nhi Pata.

  • 9.Sub Larkay Ek Jaise Hotay Hain.

  • 10.Tm Meri Zindgi K Pehlay AOr Akhri Larkay Hou
  • Mein Nhi Reh Paongi Tmahraay Beenah.

  • Send To All Boyxx

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  • Boy To His Frnd:
  • Yar Me Apni GirlFrnd Ko Kya Birthday Gift Don.
  • Frnd: Kesi Dikhti He,
  • Boy: Beautiful
  • Frnd: Esa Karo Mera Number De Do

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  • Ek Larki Kisi K Saath Bhaag Gai
  • Ek Larki Ko Kuch Ghunday Utha Kr Lay Gaye
  • Ek Larki Apne Shohar Se Larne K Baad Apne Ghar Aa Gai
  • Ek Larki Apni Saas K Haatho’n Zulm Kah Nishanaa Bani
  • Ek Larki Chhat Se Giri Aor Usay Kafi Chotai’n Aai

  • Exprexx News: Har Larki Par Nazaar.

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  • Girl: Is Dress Ki Kia Keemat Hai
  • Shopkeeper: 5 Kiss
  • Girl: Or Us Dress Ki Kia Keemat Hay
  • Shopkeeper: 10 Kixxx
  • Girl: Ok Dono Dressess Pack Kardo Ix Kah Bill Dadi Dengi.

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  • Eik Larrki Kharri Thi

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  • Nah Toh Sms Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kar Rahi Thi

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  • Fir Bi Uxka Balance Jaraha Tha

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  • Kaise?

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  • Ek Pair Paar Kharri Thi Nah.

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  • Boy: Bus Aor Larki
  • Aik Jaixi Huti Hain
  • 1 Jaati Hai To Doosri Aa Jati Hai

  • Girl: Rakshay Aur Larkay
  • Ek Jaisay Hotay Heein
  • 1 Ko Bulao 4 Chale Aatay Hain

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  • Ek Larka
  • Ek Larki
  • Ahaaa
  • Aadhi Raat Koh
  • Ohoooo
  • Jungle Main
  • ..Wah Wah
  • Jhaari K Peche
  • Ouii
  • Sab Se Chup K
  • UUff!
  • Daba Daba K
  • ..Haw!
  • Aaam Kha Rahay They
  • Haawhawhahahahha.

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  • Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Bannay Wali Huu.

  • Dady- Battamize Besharaam

  • Larki- Apnay He Toh Kaha Tha Jab Taak Main
  • Kuch Ban Nahi Jaati
  • Meri Shadi Nahi Karogii.

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  • 1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
  • 1 Larka Saamne Se Aaya 2onon Bilkul Paas Aa Gaye
  • Larka Side Pe Ho Gya Aur Larki Chali Gayi
  • Moral :
  • Har Koi Tmhari Terha Begairaat Nahi Huta.

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  • Larki: Jan_E_Man Mujhe Ayse Propose Karo
  • Jaise Aj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kia Ho
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  • Larka: Kamini Zaleel I Luv U
  • Mujh Se Shadi Kar K
  • Mujhe Tabah Kar Dey Beghairaat.


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  • B0y:
  • Me Tmhara M0bile Dekh Sakta H0n
  • Girl:
  • Han Q Nai
  • Just A Mint
  • Inb0x Delete
  • Sent Item Delete
  • Call Hist0ry Delete
  • Ye L0 Dekhl0 Tmhe Tu Mjh Par Trust He Nai Hay
  • M0bile Dekh Sakta H0n.

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  • Shadi Mey Jin A Gaya
  • Jin K0 Dekhte He Larky0n Ke Chekhen Nikal Gaen
  • 1 Baba Ne Kaha
  • Sari Larkiyan Wazu Kar K Aen
  • Sub Wazu Kar K Ain
  • T0u
  • Jin Ke Chekhen Nickel Gain
  • Shadi Mei Jin Aa Geya

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  • B0y Friend
  • B0hat R0mantic Andes Me:
  • Jaan Dekh0 Main Tamari Zulf00n Ke Lye Kiya Laya
  • Girl Friend:
  • Keya
  • B0y Friend:
  • Bareek Kangi
  • B0y Friend T0 Girl Friend.

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  • Girl 2 B0y:
  • Muje Apna M0bile De D0 Men Isk0 Dekh K Tmay Yad Karun Ge
  • B0y:
  • Tm Ye S0ch K Mje Yad Kar Lena K Me Ne Manga Tha Usne Nahe Dia
  • Girl 2 B0y.

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  • B0y Girl Se:
  • R0 Ky0n Rhe H0
  • Girl:
  • Mere Marks B0hat Km Aye Hein
  • B0y:
  • Kitney
  • Girl:
  • Serf 90%
  • B0y:
  • Baby Khuda Da Kh0f Kr
  • Anny Witch
  • 3 Mundy Pas H0 Jandy Nay
  • Funny J0ks 0n B0ys Vs Girls

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  • Internati0nal Survey sey is bat kah pata chala hay k aurtain martey dum tak sath nahin ch0rhtien
  • Mard Kah Nahi Fashi0n Kah.

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  • Night Was Dark
  • M00n Was High
  • B0y St0pd His Bike
  • Girl Asked Him Y
  • He Came Cl0se 2her
  • She Felt Shy
  • He Went Near Her & T0ld Her 2 W0rds
  • PETR0L KHATAM.

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  • B0yfriend : kya tum meri salary mein guzara kar l0gi
  • Girlfriend : Mein t0h guzara kar lungi par tumhara kya h0ga.

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  • B0y In Restaurant Sees A Girl Sitting
  • B0y Asks P0litely:Is This Seat Empty
  • Girl(Furi0usly):Yes And 0nce Y0u Sit 0n It
  • My Seat W0uld Als0 Be Empty.

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  • J0 larki0n k0 kehty hain baji unki
  • nahe h0ti hy Shadi
  • J0 b0yS rehty hain larki0n k paS w0hi
  • h0tay hain firStClaS
  • J0 b0yS k0 kehti hain bahi
  • H0ti hain w0 harjaie


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  • MuSkurana t0 har ladki ki ada hai.

  • Wah wah

  • g0ur farMaiye

  • MuSkurana t0 har ladki ki ada hai,

  • uSe j0 M0hbbat SMjhe w0 SbSe barra
  • gadha hai..

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  • Aaj Se 10 Saal baad larkiyaan larke
  • k0 dekh kar:abay kya MaSt pieCe hai
  • yaar Maa baap ne pehle kahan Chupa
  • rakha tha yaar Mujhe iS baChe ka n0
  • Chahiyye.larka SharMaate hwe:aap k
  • Ghr baaAP bhai nahi hai kya.
  • Q hana hMmmmM.

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  • A B0y WaS F0ll0wing A Girl,
  • Girl:D0n’t F0lL0W Me,BeC0z My M0ther
  • Iz C0Ming Behind U,
  • B0y:D0n’t U W0rry,My Father Iz
  • F0lL0WING Her”

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  • Pehle w0h Meri girlfrnd thi,
  • Mein b0lta tha w0 Sunti thi,
  • Phir w0h Meri Mangetr bani,
  • W0h b0lti thi Mein Sunta tha
  • Jab Se w0h Meri BIWI bani,
  • HuM d0n0 b0lte hain
  • 0r
  • Muhalla Sutna hai..

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  • 1 ladki k paas ek unknown
  • call aayi..
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  • Ladka:
  • “do u have a bf.. ?? . .

  • Ladki:”yes… b ut who are
  • u.. ??
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  • Ladka:
  • “tera bhai..
  • ruk ghar aa k batata hu.. .
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  • . .
  • After few second once again unknown call .
  • Ladka:
  • “do u have a bf.. ??
  • .
  • Ladki:
  • “no i dont..
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  • Ladka:
  • “to mai kon hu.. ?? .

  • Ladki:
  • “ohh sorry jaanu maine socha bhai hai..
  • .
  • Ladka:”mai bhai hi hu….
  • “bas aaj to tu gayi….

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  • Boy: teri judae nay neend aathe hay, neend urhti hay, jan jaati hay, chain khota hay, dil rotha hay

  • Girl: Check karlay bacha dengue bhee aisa hee hutha hay

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  • Boy to girl: I love you
  • Girl : thpparh marungi

  • Boy: Mukka bhee kayegi pher

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  • Girl: Hum kaha jarhay hain
  • Boy: long drive per
  • Girl : wow mujay pehlay q nahe bataya
  • Boy: Mujay bhe abhee patha chala

  • Q kay break nae lag raha

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  • Aik larhkay nay larhki say dil managa
  • aglay dinlarhki larhki bacha lay kay aae aur larhakay ku de diya
  • larhkay nay puch kyun thu larhki nay jawab diya

  • Dil thu bacha hay g

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  • Girl:
  • Muje Apna Mobile Dedo Me Isko Dekh K
  • Tumhe Yaad Krungi,
  • Boy:
  • Tum Ye Soch K Mujhe Yaad Ke Lena K
  • Mane Manga Tha Usne Nahi Dya.
  • Wadi Ai Chlako.

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  • Boy: kya main tmhen pyara lgta hoon?
  • Girl: nahi,
  • Boy: kya tum mere 7 rhna chahti ho?
  • Girl: nahi,
  • Boy: agr main mar jaon to tum ro gi?
  • Girl: nahi,
  • Larka bohat udas ho gaya use buhot dukh hua or wo rone laga,
  • Larki ne use apne qarib kiya or kaha,
  • Tum pyaqe nahi bht khubsurat ho, main tumhare 7 rehna nahi blke jeena chahti hoon, agr tmhe kch ho gya to me roun gi nhi mar jaon gi.!
  • What a great msg for the all lover’s
  • Love is life happy valentin day

  • =================================

  • BoY 2 GF: Viber use
  • krti ho?
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  • GIRL: nahin poucha use karti
  • hun
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  • Pani ziyada ho to viper
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  • BOY throws mobile n said:
  • Ammi,
  • shadi apni marzi se karadain..

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  • Boy – Will you marry
  • me….?
  • Girl – But…. We are too young to
  • marry..
  • Boy – Yeah…!!! I know
  • I’m just making sure that I am the first one to ask you…
  • SO YOU NEVER FORGET ME…

  • =================================
  • Boys, girls things distributed take it take it
  • ?
  • ?nai samajh i?
  • Lo pendo logo ke liye punjabi me

  • “kurio mundio cheez wandi di lai jaao .

  • =================================

  • “2 lovers in K.F.C”
  • Larka:
  • kia khao gi sweet heart?
  • larki:
  • .
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  • “naan tikki” mangva lo.
  • moral:aur phassao government school ki bachiyaan..

  • =================================

  • Girfriend And Boyfriend On
  • Phone
  • Boy : Hey Aaj Kya Khana Khaya ?
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  • Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi Batain Karni
  • Aati Hain
  • .
  • .
  • Boy : Oh Oh Ok Ye Batao ?
  • How Should Central Bank Fight
  • These Inflationary Trends With
  • Minimum
  • Intervention
  • In The Money Markets ?
  • .
  • Girl : Hmmmm….
  • Daal Chawal Khaye Hai !!!

  • =================================
  • Larki:
  • soch rahi hun k America ghoom Aaon
  • kitna paisa Lage ga?

  • Larka:
  • kuch bhi ni

  • Larki:
  • wo kaise?

  • Larka:
  • sochne k paise ni Lagte.

  • =================================

  • Boy :Tumhara naam Kya h?

  • Girl:Mina,or tumhara?

  • Boy :Kamina

  • Girl:Jhoot mat bolo

  • Boy :Tu 5 min pas me baith k dekhle,Tu isi naam se bulayegi.

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  • Ek Ladki Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi,
  • 2 Din Baad Wapis Aayi..!

  • Baap (Gusse Se): Ab Kya Lene Aayi Ho ??? .
  • Ladki: Mobile ka Charger.

  • =================================
  • A Boy texts a girl.
  • Boy: Hey !
  • .
  • Girl: Hi ! What u doing ?
  • .
  • Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in the world..
  • Girl: Aww How cute !
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  • Boy: Ya ! But She is not replying, so m textingU !


  • =================================

  • Girl tO Me
  • .
  • Girl: TUum BOhat Besharam
  • hOo o_O
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  • Me: WOo tU Main Bachpaan sa
  • he hOon
  • Main TUu Paida b Nanga HOwa
  • thaaa .

  • =================================
  • A boy asked a girl:
  • y u love a Rose,wich dies in a
  • day.But dont love me,who dies
  • for u everyday?
  • Girl Replied
  • Θye Hoey
  • Englishaaaan,;)

  • =================================
  • Duniya Main Sub Se Bada 0r
  • khaternaak Jadoo
  • kahan Hota He?…
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  • Beauty Parlour Main,

  • Jati koi aur he

  • Ati koi aur he.

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  • Shadi shuda couples sirf ek hi hal mein khush rehtay hain
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  • Shadi hall mein.

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  • Aik din lerki ny lerky sy sawal keya:
  • Tum mera sath kb tak chahty ho
  • Lerka ro dea or apna aik aansun ka
  • Katra sumunder mein gira dea or
  • kaha jb tak tum es aansun k katry
  • ko dhoond na lo
  • Es per sumunder bhi ro dea or bola:
  • Ay India walo tum itni fankari kaha
  • sy seekh k aty ho.

  • =================================

  • Girfriend And Boyfriend On Phone

  • Boy : Hey aaj kya Khana Khaya ?
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi batain Karni Aati hain
  • .
  • .
  • Boy : Oh oh Ok ye batao ?
  • How Should Central Bank fight
  • these Inflationary Trends with Minimum
  • Intervention
  • In The Money Markets ?
  • .
  • Girl : Hmmmm….
  • Daal Chawal khaye Hai !!!

  • =================================

  • Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
  • to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
  • Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
  • pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
  • Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
  • pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
  • Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
  • Girl: chawlaan na mar
  • Dost da numbr de..

  • =================================
  • Ek Larki Ne apny boyfrnd se pucha
  • Ham Her Cheez ka Naap Karty hen,
  • wazan,lambaii,taaqat,speed faasla,
  • mgar
  • hum ne kabhi Mohabbat,etimaad,Dosti
  • OR
  • akhlaaq ka naap nahi Kiya
  • Aakhir Q

  • Larky Ne Socha Or larki Ka haath apny
  • haathon men le kr uski aankhon men dakhty
  • hue kaha

  • Bakwaas km kiya kro.
  • men Dete Pe aya hum,
  • physics ka viva deny
  • nahin.

  • =================================
  • Boy: “Tum gaana bahut accha gaati ho”

  • Girl: “Thanks but i-m just Bathroom singer..
  • Boy:”To bulao na kabhi apne live program pe” 😀

  • =================================
  • Dedicated To Girls
  • .
  • “Hamesha Maa Baap Ladkiyun Ko Yeh Hi
  • Samjhate
  • Hain K
  • Beta Yeh Tmhara Ghar Nhi,
  • .
  • .
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  • Tmhara Asli Ghar Tmhara
  • Sasuraal Hai,
  • Tm Tu
  • Yahan
  • Mehman Ho
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  • 0rrrr
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  • Mehmano Se Koi Etna Kaam Karwata
  • Hai Bhala Batao.

  • =================================


  • Ladka apne dost se: tune us
  • ladki ko
  • propose kyu kiya uska to b.f.
  • Hai……??????
  • .
  • Zakkhas reply:.
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  • Khali Kursi Pe to koi Bhi
  • Beth sakta Hai,
  • Dum hai to kisi ko Utha ke
  • Betho.

  • =================================

  • Kitna lucky hoga wo boyfriend.
  • .
  • .
  • Jiski Girlfriend.
  • .
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  • Usse kahegi:
  • ”jaanu tum phone rakho, mai call karti
  • hu.

  • =================================

  • Ladki:
  • Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa
  • Sakti.
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  • Ladka:
  • Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi
  • Or Ko De Deta Hun . . .
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  • Ladki:
  • Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi
  • Aa Sakti,
  • aaj aa sakti hu Abi Kaha Ho Tum?
  • me aa rhi Hun.

  • =================================
  • Boy:
  • “Dekh mai nhi chahta ki mera ladka
  • bada hokar teri ladki ko chede,
  • mujhe bura lgega..
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  • Girl:” To.. ??
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  • Boy:” Tu ha bol dono ko bhai-behan bna denge.

  • =================================

  • Aj kisi larki k dost hony k khuwahish
  • mand larky kal khud kisi
  • lrki k Bap ban jaen gy..

  • Aj apni Maan ko dhoka deny wali
  • larki kal khud Maan ban kr dhoka sahy gi..

  • Aj tm kisi k khandan ki izat ka
  • khyal nai rakhogy to kal tmhary sath b yahi hoga..

  • Aj kisi ki izat tmhary liye time pas hy.
  • To kal tmhari beti kisi k liye
  • time pas ban jayegi.,

  • ye aik karz hy jo ada karna parta hy..

  • (Dadicated to ALL BOYS & GirLS).

  • =================================

  • 2 ladkiyan best friends thi,
  • Ittefaq se dono ki mout ho gai
  • Marny k bad dono ki rooh mili
  • Or
  • Ek dusry se marney ki Wajah puchi
  • .
  • Pehli Boli:
  • Main apne pati pr boht
  • ziada shak krti thi k
  • kahin Wo dusri Larkiyun se to nhi milta
  • Yehi soch kr 1 din mane office
  • se jaldi ghar aakr dekha k pati akela hi betha
  • hai
  • .
  • ye dekh kr ma khushi se mar gai
  • .
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  • Dusri Boli:
  • kash us waqt tum
  • ne “freezer” khol k dekh liya hota to na
  • tum khushi se marti or na main sardi se.

  • =================================

  • Challenge for all the girls!!
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  • MujHe pata k dIkHao.

  • =================================

  • Ek BAAAT HAMESHA Yaad Rakhna..
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  • JiS LARKi K PAAAS Net Hai..
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  • W0 Kahin Na KAHiN Set Hai ..
  • (‘,’)/
  • CH0TYYY.. L0GiC

  • =================================
  • Boy: Main last time poochh raha
  • hoon, kya tum
  • mujhese shadi karogi???
  • Girl: Nahi
  • Boy: Soch lo
  • Girl: Kaha na nahiiii
  • Boy: Waiter! Bill alag alag lana!

  • =================================
  • Girl Apne Boyfriend Se : Main MAA
  • Ban’ne Wali Hu
  • .
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  • Boy : Nahiiiiiiiiiiii..
  • .
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  • Girl : Abe Dhakkan
  • Pura To Sun Le..
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  • Tere BAAP Ne Mujhe Propose Kiya Hai
  • Main Teri MAA Ban’ne Waali Hu.


  • =================================


  • GirlFriend:- Tumhe Meri Yaad Aati Hai
  • To Kya Karte Ho ??
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  • BoyFriend: – Main Tumhari Pasand Ki
  • Chocolate Kha Letaa Hu..
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  • Aur Tum Kya Karti Ho ???
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  • GF – Main Bhi Ek Gold Flake Pee Leti Hu.

  • =================================

  • Dear girls,
  • .
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  • If someone is flirting with you
  • .
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  • Please Co-operate Yehi to din
  • hain.
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  • Phir to shaadi ho jaegi aik
  • hi ka muh dekhna parega.

  • =================================

  • Bf- Ajj maine new blackberry lia
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  • Gf-wow realy??
  • Dad bhi ajj yellow mango laye bada mza
  • aya khane me
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  • Moral:
  • Aur phasaao government school ki ladkiya

  • =================================

  • Boy:” hey, i love u,
  • meri gf banogi.. ??
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  • Grl:” hmmmm! Apna number de do,
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  • jab current bf se break-up hoga
  • to miss call kar dungi.

  • =================================

  • Ladki
  • (sherma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai..?
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  • Ladka:
  • pyar ka rishta 2 insano me wohi, hota
  • hai,
  • jo cement or rait k darmiyaan pani ka
  • hota hai..
  • farz karo
  • Ladka = cement
  • Ladki = rait
  • Love = pani
  • ab agar cement or rait ko aapas me
  • mila
  • diya
  • jaye to
  • wo strong,
  • nahi honge,
  • lekin agar in me pani mix
  • kar diya jaye,
  • to koi in ko Judaa nahi kar sakta

  • Ladki(hans k): Kamine tu shakal se
  • hiMazdoor
  • lagta hai.

  • =================================

  • GIRL’S DAIRY:
  • I broke up wid him today,
  • I told him i was’nt happy,
  • he did’nt ask why,
  • I thought he would ask me to stay,
  • But he did’nt,
  • He just let me go,just like dat,
  • i lost the guy i waited 4 so l0ng,

  • GUY’S DAIRY:
  • She broke up with me today,
  • she said she was’nt happy,
  • i was to0 hurt to ask why,
  • i wanted to stop her 4rm leaving,
  • Bt if she’s nt happy wid me,
  • there’s no way i can make her stay,
  • So,i just let her go,
  • Just like dat,
  • I lost the girl i’ve been dreaming of so l0ng,

  • that’s the problm of ego,it’s always c0me in the
  • middle of l0ve…
  • & seprate two l0vers like dat..
  • Have u ever showed ego to ur l0ved 0nes??

  • =================================

  • GIRLS vs BOYS
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  • GIRLS : Mohabbat to kisi ek se karungi.
  • .
  • Ho sake, to kisi nek se karungi.
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  • Lekin jab tak na milega, wo nek
  • ladka..
  • “REJECT” mai har ek ko karungi =D
  • .

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  • BOYS : Arz kiya hai,

  • Koi Ladki hame thukra de to Gum
  • nahi, :O

  • Koi Larki hame thukra de to Gum
  • nahi,
  • .

  • Are Saala Uss Ladki Ki Maa Ki,

  • Kismat Footi Jiske “DAAMAAD” Ham Nahi 😛

  • =================================

  • Sweet story… :)
  • .
  • 1 ladke ne marne ke 3 minute
  • pehle 2msg kiye..

  • 1 GF Ko aur 1 dost ko..
  • Main ja raha hu reply fast.. .
  • 1st reply GF ka aaya:”tum kahan
  • ja rahe ho, i m busy baad me
  • milenge..
  • Ye sunkar usey bohat dard hua..:'( .

  • 2nd msg dost ka aaya:”abe kaminey akele kaha ja
  • raha hai
  • ruk mein bhi aata hu..
  • .
  • Ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya aur bola
  • aaj phir pyar dosti se haar gaya..

  • =================================
  • Ladkiyo ke 7 jhoot.. ?? :p
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  • 1. I Love u..
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  • 2. Aapki kasam..
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  • 3. U r my 1st love..
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  • 4. Balance nahi hai..
  • .
  • 5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi..
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  • 6. Parents sath mein hai..
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  • 7. Mai tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi.

  • =================================
  • After valetine day .
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  • Girlfrend to Boyfrend:”I am Pregnant..
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  • Boyfrned:”R u Sure, Ye mera Baccha Hai..
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  • Girlfriend Rone Lagi aur Boli:”Yaar Sab Aise Hi Kahenge to Kaise
  • CHalega

  • =================================


  • In 2020 girl:” Dekh yar kya item jaa raha hai..Oye MurgeyTera mobile No.. Kya hai.. ??
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  • Boy:”Aap ke ghar me baap, bhai nai hai kya.. ??
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  • Girl:”baap n bhai sab hai, partu nai hai na chikne…:p :O 😀 😀

  • =================================
  • Ladki- (sharma ke) ye pyar kya hota hai?

  • Ladka- Pyar ka rishta 2 insaano me wohi hota he jo cement or rait ke darmiyan pani ka hota hai

  • Dekho

  • Ladka= Cement
  • Ladki= Rait
  • Love= Pani

  • Ab agar cement or rait ko aapas me mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi hoge..

  • Agar in me pani mix kar diya jaye to inko koi juda nahi kar sakta…
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  • Ladki- (Hans ke boli) Kamine tu Engineer hai na? 😀

  • =================================

  • Bf- Texting to his gf.
  • Hey baby..what’s up.?

  • Gf- Nothing much just
  • washing my BOOBS.

  • Bf- What.! :O

  • Gf- Yeah. It has become very
  • dirty. People keep
  • stepping on it a lot.

  • Bf- What the hell.. O.o

  • Gf- Why..?? Oh fish..!!
  • Sorry baby I meant.
  • BOOTS.
  • Damn this Automatic dictionary is
  • on.! :/

  • =================================

  • Ladkiyo ki scooty pe bhale 2 ki
  • jagah 4 brakes hi lagwa do
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  • .
  • Rokti pairo se hi hai :p 😀 =D

  • =================================

  • Boy: darling, tumhara naam apny
  • haath py likhu ya dil py?
  • Girl: idhar udhar kio likhty ho..
  • ager sacha pyar karty ho to apni
  • property k papers per Likho Na.

  • =================================
  • Q:Ladkiya Kabi Khud Pyar Ka
  • Izhar Pehle Q Ni Krti?
  • Intresting Jawab
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  • Taki Break-up Krte Waqt Ye
  • Keh Ske Ki Tum Mere Piche
  • Pade The Mai Nahi.





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