New Boys SMS Message


  • Figure wali lrrki,

  • Or jigar wala lrrka,

  • Kbhi single nhi rehty.

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  • Me : hi

  • She: Hello,

  • Me: Typing..

  • She: i have a boyfriend.

  • Do not type,

  • The End.


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  • Girls of today during nikka,

  • Molvi: Kya apko ye nikah qubool ha,

  • Girl: Ji but as a friend.


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  • Utha tha wo fajr k time,

  • Mujhy mangny k liye khuda se,

  • Paani thnda dekh kr wo phir se so gai,


  • Kaash usky ghr me gyser hota to aaj me uska hota.


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  • Lrrki: dear kya krr rhy ho?

  • Lrrka: paisy jorr rha hun,

  • Lrrki: aww mere new mobile k liye?

  • Lrrka: Aby nfsiyaati, mera 10 ka note phtt gya ha,

  • Wo jorr rha hun.


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  • Boy lrrki ko chherrty huye,

  • Excuse me!

  • Girl: g?

  • Boy: apko pehly bhi kahin dkeha ha,

  • Girl: g dekha hoga, MQM k unit 121 B ki incharge hun,

  • Boy: oh achha baji wo meri ammi pochh rhi thin election 5 december ko ho rhy hn na.


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  • Behind every beautiful girl,

  • There’s a dumb ass guy,

  • Who did her wrong,

  • And made her strong.


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  • Boy : i love u

  • Girl: shut up

  • Boy: i cant live without u

  • Girl: shut up

  • Boy: I ll marry u

  • Girl: really??


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  • Boy: Chalti ha kya 9 se 11?

  • Girl: chal

  • Boy: kahan

  • Girl: principal k pas

  • Boy: oh me ab behna se mazaq b ni kr skta?

  • Girl: oh bewqoof chhutti maangny.


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  • Boy to Girl: jaan dekhna meri aankhon me kya ha,

  • Girl: Pyar.

  • Boy: oh anni diye, Machhar chla gya akh ch, o kadd baar.



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  • Dekho dear boys !

  • Mujhy attitude naa dikhaao Qn K,

  • Jitni girls teri friends list main hain,

  • Uthny boys to meri block list main hain.


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  • Boys Want big cars when the are childeren,

  • And girls want barbie girls.

  • After growing,

  • Girls want big cars,

  • And boys want Big barbie girls. 😉


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  • FACT ABOUT GUYS THAT GIRLS DON’T KNOW!
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  • Guys don’t actually look…

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  • after good-looking girls…

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  • They prefer neat ..

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  • and presentable girls…!! :)


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  • FACT ABOUT GUYS THAT GIRLS DON’T KNOW!
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  • When you catch him cheating on you..

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  • and he asks for a second chance..

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  • give it to him…

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  • But when you catch him again …

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  • and he asks for another chance…

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  • ignore him! :)


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  • FACT ABOUT GUYS THAT GIRLS DON’T KNOW!
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  • Guys seek for advice..

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  • not from a guy…

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  • but from a girl. 😀 😀


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  • Boys k t0p jhoot!
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  • “Tm na mili to kanwara betha rahunga..!”

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  • (pure ek haftey tak ) 😀 😀


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  • Boys k t0p jhoot!
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  • “Tmhare siwa kisi se bAt naikrta..”

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  • ( taubA kro ) 😀 😀


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  • Boys k t0p jhoot!
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  • “Tmhare parents mere parents hain..”

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  • (sirf shadi se pehle tak ) 😀 😀


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  • Boys k t0p jhoot!
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  • “Pyar mei sub jaiz hai meri jaan..”

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  • (Chahe izat ki Abc h0jaye ) 😀 😀


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  • Boys k t0p jhoot!
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  • “Mushkil waqt mei mujhe sath pa0gi.. ”

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  • (bhagne walon k 



  • Boys k t0p jhoot!
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  • “Hamari shadi zarur hogi…”

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  • (jho0tm0ot wali )


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  • Boys k t0p jhoot!
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  • “Mummy ki call tha jaan..”
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  • (Had hogai: ) 😀 😀


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  • Boys k t0p jhoot!
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  • “Cell silent pe tha jaAn”

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  • ( boys kam0bile silent ? ) 😀 😀


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  • Boys k t0p jhoot!
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  • “Tum meri life ki pEhli aur akhiri pasand ho..”
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  • (ganta ) 😀 😀


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  • Boys k t0p jhoot!

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  • “Mujhe tmhari bohat fikar hai..”

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  • (jhoote) 😀 😀


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  • Madam 2 a Cute boy: Class mein din bhAr ladkiyon keY 7..

  • itneY baateY kiyo karteY rehteY ho???

  • Boy: MADAM, main garEEb hooN.

  • MereY mobile mein whatsapp naHi hai 😛 😀 lolx


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  • What’s the difference b/w:

  • >1. Boyfriend
  • >2. Lover
  • >3. Husband
  • >4. Ex Boyfriend

  • Very Simple…

  • >1. Prepaid
  • >2. Postpaid
  • >3. Lifetime
  • >4. Coin box! 😛 😀 lolx


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  • nice words a bf would say to his
  • gf:

  • I won’t say “I’ll never make you
  • cry”;

  • But I’ll make u smile before your
  • tears get dry…!


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  • Boys Strategy 2016

  • Dosti kro JAZZ wali sey.

  • Pyar kro TELENOR wali sey.

  • Date maro WARID wali sey.

  • Ankh larao ZONG wali sey.

  • Gift lo UFONE wali sey

  • Or

  • SHADI karo BAGHAIR MOBILE wali sey…!!


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  • Larka:
  • GF key 7 Sleeping
  • Haram Hai.?
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  • Molvi:
  • Beta Baat Haram Halal ki Nahi
  • Hai.
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  • Masla ye hai Key
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  • Tum Log Phr soty Nahi ho 


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  • Larki: i love  I cant live without U,

  • Mar jaOngi,
  • Mit jaOngi,
  • Tumhry pyar
  • mein Fanaa ho jaOn gi ???

  • larka: Daihk ley jesa thujhy theek lagey…


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  • Girls TOP ThREE Lines Meaning…

  • 1. I Miss You..

  • (Matlb: Time Pass Nahin Ho Raha Hai. Tumharey 7 Hi Thoda Time Paas Kar Lu)

  • 2. I AM Single
  • (Matlb: Mera ex BF Bhikhari Ban Gaya. Ab Tumhari Baari)

  • 3. Main Cousin Sey Baat Kr Rahi Thi
  • (Matlb: r 2, 3 BF Waiting Me They) 😛 😀 lolx


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  • Who are BOYs ?
  • Woh Jo Hell main Bhee milein Tuo Kahein
  • ABEY Shaitan Ke BETI DaiKHI .
  • Mast dikhti hai YAR!

  • Who are girls ?
  • Goes 2 heaven And say
  • Woh pari ki nail polish dekhee
  • How Cheap na!! 😛 😀 lolxx


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  • larkiya 20 tarha k lipsticks mai farq bta dein gi..
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  • r dosri taraf larkay hain jo shampoo ki jagah conditioner laga kr kahengay
  • “sala jaakh he nhi ban raha” 😛 😀


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  • J0 larkion ko kehty hain baji unki nahe hoti hy Shadi
  • J0 bOys rehty hain larkion k pas wohi Hotay hain first claSs
  • J0 bOys ko kehti hain bahi
  • H0ti hain w0 harjaie


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  • MUskurana tOH har ladki ki ada hai.

  • WaH WaH

  • Gour farmaiye

  • muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai,

  • Use j0 mohBBat smjhe w0 sbse barra gadha hai..


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  • Aaj se 10 sAAl baad larkiyaan larke ko dekh kar:abay kya mast piece hai yaar maa baap ne pehle kahan chupa rakha tha yaar mujhe is bache ka n0 chahiyye.Larka sharmaate hwe aap k ghar bAAp bhai nahi hai kya.
  • q hana hmmm.


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  • A Boy Was F0llowing A Girl,

  • A Boy Was F0llowing A Girl,
  • Girl:Don’t FolLOW Me,Becoz My MOther Iz Coming Behind U,
  • B0y:D0n’t You W0rry,My Father IzZ F0lLOWING Her”


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  • PhlY woh meri girlfrnd thi,
  • Mein bolta tha wo sUnti thi,
  • Phir w0h meri mangatr bani,
  • Woh b0ltI thi mein sunta tha
  • Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
  • Hum d0n0 bolte hain
  • or
  • muhaLLa sutna hai..


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  • Specially for girls

  • You cannot loose your weight if you keep eating bhaav everytime



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  • Girl to Baba: If I kiss a boy to kya hoga?
  • Baba: Narak mein jaogi sidhe?
  • Girl: Acha agar ap ko kiss karun toh?

  • Baba: chalak ladki swarg mein jana chahti hai

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  • Karhak  Attitude…

  • Girl friend ne mesg keya:
  • Meri photo de do, mujhe naya boy frnd mil gaya hai.

  • Boy frnd ne 30 photo’s bhej ke likha:
  • Inme se dhundh lena mujhe to teri shakal bhi yaad nahi.

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  • Larhkee sirf du logu ki bhat na sirf awaja say sunti hay balke us par amal bhe karthe hay

  • Tailor

  • and Photographer

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  • Girl: Mujay apna mobile dedu may usay dekh kay tumhay yad karungi

  • Boy: Tum ye such kay yadd karna kay may nay maanga tha aur usnay ahe diya

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  • Girl: Mujay kyun dek rahay hu tmhare koi behen nahe hay

  • Boy: Is liye thu dekh raha hun

  • Girl: Kyun?

  • Boy: Usku bhabhi chahiye

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  • Boy: Apna number day du

  • Girl: shut off

  • Boy: Check karna hay k 500 kay recharge may kitna balance ata hay

  • Girl: How sweat ye le lu

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  • Larhkion ku pathanay kay teen tareekay

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  • 2

  • 3

  • jaldee bheju mujay chahiye


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  • Boy and girl in KFC

  • Boy: Kya kaoge sweat heart

  • Girl: Naan tikki mangwa lu

  • Moral: Aur phasao government school ki larhkian

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  • Boy: Teri judae may neend urhti hay, jaan jathe hay, chain kutha hay
  • Girl: Beta check karwalay kahe dengue na hu

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  • Girl: What do you like in me?
  • Boy: those two white balls having black dots on it.
  • Girl: What??/

  • Boy: YOur eyes




  • A boy said to a girl that I love you
  • but girl said sorry I love someone else
  • Boy in said mood said : Bataoun teri amme ku

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  • Full form of boy

  • B:Badmashiyoun may sab say aagay
  • U: Ullu ki tarah raat ku jagay
  • Y:Yaranay may sab say aaagay

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  • Girl: Agar mujsay shadi karni hu thu har maheenay ame ku 10kg aata, 5kg ghee aur abbu kay bike may 10 litre petrol daalna huga

  • Boy: Acha behen Amme abbu ku mera salam dena

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  • Girl:
  • Muje Apna Mobile Dedo Me Isko Dekh K
  • Tumhe Yaad Krungi,
  • Boy:
  • Tum Ye Soch K Mujhe Yaad Ke Lena K
  • Mane Manga Tha Usne Nahi Dya.
  • Wadi Ai Chlako.


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  • My relationship status:
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  • Waiting f0r sabr ka meetha phal.

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  • Kaash wo din bhe aa jaye jb aik
  • line 3 baar kahun.
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  • Qabool hai
  • Qabool hai
  • Qabool hai 
  • Najanay kb aye ga wo din.


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  • Boys, girls things distributed take it take it
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  • ?nai samajh i?
  • Lo pendo logo ke liye punjabi me

  • “kurio mundio cheez wandi di lai jaao .


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  • “2 lovers in K.F.C”
  • Larka:
  • kia khao gi sweet heart?
  • larki:
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  • “naan tikki” mangva lo.
  • moral:aur phassao government school ki bachiyaan..


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  • Ek Ladki Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi,
  • 2 Din Baad Wapis Aayi..!

  • Baap (Gusse Se): Ab Kya Lene Aayi Ho ??? .
  • Ladki: Mobile ka Charger.


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  • Girl tO Me
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  • Girl: TUum BOhat Besharam
  • hOo o_O
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  • Me: WOo tU Main Bachpaan sa
  • he hOon
  • Main TUu Paida b Nanga HOwa
  • thaaa .


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  • A boy asked a girl:
  • y u love a Rose,wich dies in a
  • day.But dont love me,who dies
  • for u everyday?
  • Girl Replied
  • Θye Hoey
  • Englishaaaan,;)


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  • Shadi shuda couples sirf ek hi hal mein khush rehtay hain
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  • Shadi hall mein.


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  • Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
  • to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
  • Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
  • pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
  • Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
  • pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
  • Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
  • Girl: chawlaan na mar
  • Dost da numbr de..


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  • Ek Larki Ne apny boyfrnd se pucha
  • Ham Her Cheez ka Naap Karty hen,
  • wazan,lambaii,taaqat,speed faasla,
  • mgar
  • hum ne kabhi Mohabbat,etimaad,Dosti
  • OR
  • akhlaaq ka naap nahi Kiya
  • Aakhir Q

  • Larky Ne Socha Or larki Ka haath apny
  • haathon men le kr uski aankhon men dakhty
  • hue kaha

  • Bakwaas km kiya kro.
  • men Dete Pe aya hum,
  • physics ka viva deny
  • nahin.


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  • Dedicated To Girls
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  • “Hamesha Maa Baap Ladkiyun Ko Yeh Hi
  • Samjhate
  • Hain K
  • Beta Yeh Tmhara Ghar Nhi,
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  • Tmhara Asli Ghar Tmhara
  • Sasuraal Hai,
  • Tm Tu
  • Yahan
  • Mehman Ho
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  • 0rrrr
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  • Mehmano Se Koi Etna Kaam Karwata
  • Hai Bhala Batao.


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  • Kitna lucky hoga wo boyfriend.
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  • Jiski Girlfriend.
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  • Usse kahegi:
  • ”jaanu tum phone rakho, mai call karti
  • hu.

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