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New Family SMS 2016


  • What is the difference between aadmi and orat?

  • Aurat ek hi admi ha se bht saari umeeden rkhti ha,

  • Or

  • Aadmi bht sari orton se ik hi umeed rkhta ha.

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  • Baap : tum apny baal qn nhi ktwaaty ho?

  • Beta: papa ye aaj kl ka fashion ha,

  • Baap: Ghussy se : Oye baghairta,

  • Kl jo log teri behn ko dekhny aaye thy,

  • Wo tujhy psnd kr k chly gye hn.

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  • Pappu shaam k wqt ghr murgha bna hua tha,

  • Papa: murgha qn bny huye ho,

  • Pappu: aap hi ne to kaha tha jo kaam school me krty ho,

  • Uski ghr pr shaam me practice kia kro.

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  • Wife and husband apas larr rhy thy,

  • Wife: tum to achha tha me kisi shetaan se shadi kr leti,

  • Husband: toba toba astaghfaar bhala bhai behn ki shaadi bhi ho skti.

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  • Pappu: ammi ne kaha tha na sbr ka damn hath se nhi chhorrna chahye,

  • Ammi; han beta

  • Pappu: or hr kaam me ALLAH ki mrzi hoti ha,

  • Ammi: han bilkul,

  • Pappu: Or ALLAH k kaamo pe aitraaz nhi krna chahye,

  • Ammi: han beta bilkul, Pr baat kya ha?

  • Pappu: Baat to koi khaas ni,

  • Bss me fail ho gya.

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  • Biwi apny shohar se: Ap k birthday pr kya gift krun?

  • Shohar: Ap bss mujhhy pyar se dekha kren,

  • Meri izzat kren mujh se tameez se baat kren,

  • Mujhy lrra mt kren, yhi kaafi ha.

  • Biwi: Nhi, Me to gift hi dun gi.

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  • When u love someone its nothing,

  • When someone loves u,

  • Its something,

  • When u love someone and they love u back, Its everything.

  • I love my family.

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  • Dekh bhai

  • Meri family me kisi se panga ni lena,

  • Ni to mara jaye ga.

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  • Wife: aap bht moty ho gye ho

  • He: tum bhi to bht moti hogai ho.

  • Wife: Me to maa bnny wali hun,

  • He: to me bhi to baap bnny wala hun.

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  • Dear God.,

  • Thanku,

  • For today tomorrow n yesterday,

  • My family friends,

  • My sorrows my happiness,

  • And for all the things.

  • Thnakyou




  • Dekh bhai.!

  • Meri family me kisi se pnga mt lena.

  • Wrna teri family bhi tujhy ni pehchany gi.

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