New Friends Teasing SMS


  • In every second God remembers u,

  • Every minute God blesses u,

  • In every one hour God cares for u,

  • Because every 1 day i pray to him,

  • Lrrka thorra zyada bewqoof ha zra dhyaan dena.

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  • What is the naughty thing about examination hall,

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  • Its the only place where boys,
  • Can openly say a girl,

  • Kuchh to dikhao.

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  • One tourist from USA asked to sardaar:

  • Any great man born in this village,

  • Sardar: no sir, only small babies.

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  • I think i am disturbing u,

  • And i think i should leave u alone,

  • Now,
  • Never expect that from me,

  • Cuz i am born to irritate you.

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  • Never abuse sincere friends,

  • When you see some faults in them,

  • Be patient mad realize that,
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  • Hai hi chawal.

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  • Arguing with the wrong people is like,

  • Killing the mosquito on your cheek,

  • You might or not kill it,

  • But you end up slapping yourself.

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  • Friend asked Sardar: Any great man born in this village,

  • Sardar: no! only small babies.

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  • Our friendship means a lot to me,
  • That if we were last on the sinking ship,
  • And only one could be saved,

  • Then surely,

  • I ll miss u baby.

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  • Arguing with stupid like u,

  • Is just like killing the mosquito on your cheek,

  • Oh did i just say dat?

  • Great! dats true.

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  • Its so bad to loose someone who is:

  • 97% cute
  • 99 % sexy
  • 98% loving

  • and
  • 100% sincere

  • So dont ever try to lose me.




  • Difference between a kiss car n mokey,

  • Kiss is so dear,
  • Car is too dear,
  • N monkey is YOU dear.

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  • Never abuse ur friends,
  • When u see faults in them,

  • Just stay calm n say,
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  • . Ay ty ha e chawal.

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  • A real friend is ..

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  • someone who sees..

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  • the pain in your eyes ..

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  • while everyone..

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  • else still believes …

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  • the smile on your face…!! :)

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  • God Ney pOOchha:
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  • “kidhar jaaney ka maangta???”
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  • Swarg ya narak???
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  • Apon bola narak. ..
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  • Maloom q???
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  • Tum saala dost log udharich milega…
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  • Bole to jidhar tum..
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  • woich apna swarg hoga…!! 😀 😀

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  • Example of Perfect Friendship:

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  • 2 ladko ki gf’s kOOo jati
  • haiN..

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  • ..
  • 1st : teri gf kaisee deekhti
  • hai. . . . ???

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  • 2nd :-5’6

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  • 36-24-36

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  • Fair..

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  • Hot..

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  • blue eyes mast..

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  • & teri. . . . ??
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  • 1st : meri ko maar goleeee…
  • teri hi dhundte hey … 😛 😀 lolx hahahha

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  • DushmanoOn ney shist baandhi Khaima-e-umeed pr…

  • DostoOn ne darra-e-imkaan khali kar diya…!!

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  • Make New Frnds
  • Bu8 Keep The Old
  • One Iz Silver
  • The Other Gold.

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  • My GirlFrnd Ran Off With
  • My Bst Frnd
  • After A Relationship Of 4 Years
  • Oh How I Miss My Frnd.
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  • Not The Lack Of Love
  • Bu8 The Lack Of Frndzhip
  • Makes Marriages Unhappy.

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  • Feel Good When Somebody Miss U
  • Feel Better When Somebody Luves U
  • Bu8
  • Feel Best When Somebody Never 4getz Us.

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  • If U R A Chocolate
  • Ur The Sweetest
  • If U R A Teddy Bar
  • U R The Most Huggable,
  • If U R A Star U R The Brightest
  • N
  • Since U R My Frnd U R The Best.

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  • If U R In Trouble
  • If U Need A Hand
  • Just Call My NumBr
  • Bcaoze I’m Ur Frnd.

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  • There R Many Stars
  • Bu8 The Moon Is U
  • There R Many Frnds
  • Bu8 The Bst Is U
  • To 4rget Me That’s Up 2 U
  • 2 4rget U I Will Never Ever Do.
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  • On A Silent Night When Frnd R Few
  • I Close My Eyez Nd Think Of U
  • A Silent Nite
  • A Silent Tear
  • A Silent Wish
  • That U Were Here.

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  • Starz Have 5 Endz
  • Squares Have4 Ends
  • Triangles Have3 Ends
  • Lines Have2 Endz
  • Life Has1 End
  • Bu8 I Hope R Frndzhip Has No End.

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  • Sometimes I 4rget To Say Hi
  • Sometimes I Even Miss To Reply
  • Sometimes My Msg Doesn’t Reach U
  • Bu8, It Doesn’t Mean That I 4rget U
  • I’m Just Giving U Time To Miss Me.

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  • Namaskar
  • Mujhy Sms Kehte Hai
  • Mujhay Moorakh Padte Hai
  • Ullu 4rward Kartay Ha
  • Gadhay Delete Karty Hai
  • Aor Monkey Log Save Kartay Hai
  • Aap Kya Karne Wale Hou.

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  • Open With Love
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  • !
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  • Ham Aapse Kuch Kehna Chahte Hai

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  • Wahi Baat Jo Dilko Chu Jaye
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  • !
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  • Wahi Pyar Ke Teen Akshar
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  • The 3 Golden Wordz
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  • Sudhar Jaa Nalayaak.

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  • Suraj Se Achha Tara Koi Nahi
  • Jaisa Ha Rishta Hamaraa Dusraa Koi Nahi
  • Chahe Saari Duniyaa Me Dhund Lou
  • Meraay Jaisaa Peyaraa
  • Aor Tere Jaisa Aawaraa Aor Koi Nahi.

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  • Mausam Mast Hai
  • Mahol Zabardast Hai
  • Socha Phone Karkay
  • Have A Nice Day Keh Doun
  • Pata Chala Kay
  • Iss Route Ki Sabhi Line Vyast Ha.


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  • Aapsa Agar Koi Hua Toh
  • Rab Say Shikayat Hugi
  • Eik To Jhela Nahi Jataa
  • Doosra Aagaya Toh Keya Halat Hugi?.

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  • Jis Tarha Heere Ko Heera Kat Ta Hai
  • Sone Koh Soona Kaat Tah Hai
  • Lohay Koh Lohaa Kaat Tah Hai
  • Theek Ussi Tarhaa Dekh Lenaa Eik Din
  • Tumhay Kuttaa Kategaah.

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  • Its Too Heard To Loose Someone Who Iz
  • 99% Cute
  • 98% Sweet
  • 97% Loving
  • 96% Talented
  • Nd 100% Frndly
  • That’s Me What A Waste Of
  • Life If U Loose Me.

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  • I Think I’m Disturbing U
  • Sorry
  • This Is My Last Mxg
  • &
  • I’ll Not Msg U Anymore
  • Good Bye
  • Never Expect That 4rm Me
  • I’m Born To Disturb U.

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  • I Pinky Promise
  • That We’ll Still B Bst
  • Frnd When We’re Old
  • Nd In Nursing Homes
  • Chasing In Our Mobile
  • Chairs.

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  • Aafat Ke Sirup Ho Tm
  • Musibaat Kay Capsule Hou Tm
  • Pareshani Ke Injection Hou Tm
  • Kya Kare Tumhe Jhelnaa Paadta Hai Aakhir
  • Dosti Ke Oxygen Hou Tum.

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  • A : U R Active
  • B : U R Best
  • C : U R Cute
  • D : U R My Dear
  • E : U R Excellent
  • F : U R Alwayz First
  • G : U R Great
  • Sorry Z Tak Jhooth Bolnay Kay Liye Time Lagegah.
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  • I Like U
  • I Like U
  • I Like U
  • I Like U
  • Very Much
  • I Really Like U
  • Kyunki
  • Gita Main Likhaa Hai
  • Paap Say Nafraat Kero Paapi Say Nahi.

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  • Aankhon Main Sharaafat
  • Chaal Main Nazaakaat
  • Dil Main Sachai
  • Chehray Pay Safai
  • Phir Kyon Nah Kahe
  • Har Larrki
  • Aapkoh Bhai

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  • I Like Three Thingx:
  • 1. Pizza
  • 2. Pepsi
  • 3. U
  • Pizza To Eat
  • Pepxxi To Drink
  • Nd U To
  • Oh Hello.Who Will Clean The Table?

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  • Bijli + Baadal = Saavaan Aaya
  • Baaraat + Baja = Dulhaa Aaya
  • Phool + Nazaare = Vasant Aaya
  • App + Aapki Haxxi = Bhago Bhago Bhoot Aayaa.

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  • Ur Brain Will Be Refrehed
  • In The Next 5 Secondx
  • 5
  • 4
  • 3
  • 2
  • 1
  • Loading
  • Error: No Brain Detected.

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  • Hi Jaan
  • Kahaan Hou Jaan
  • Kaab Milogay Jaan
  • MIxs U Jaan
  • I Love U Jaan
  • Zyaada Khush Mat Ho
  • Aor Har Blank Ke Aage “Waar” Laga Kay
  • Sach Pata Ker Lou.
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  • Who Said Englixh Ix Easy Fill These Blankz With Yes/No:
  • 1. ____, I Don’t Have A Brain
  • 2. ____, I’m Stupid
  • 3. ____, I’m Not Human, I’m Donkey
  • Smile Plzzzzz.

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  • Dil Kah Tamaaxha Dekha Nahi Jaata
  • Toota Hua Sitaara Dekha Nahi Jaata
  • Apne HIxsay Ke Saaray Sms Aapko De Dun
  • Mujhsay Kanjooso Kaa Khaali Inbox Dekhaa Nahi Jaata.

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  • Naalaayaki Ki 3 NIxhaaniyan:
  • 1:Hamexha Free Sms Padhte Rehna
  • 2: Mobile Incoming Par Lambi Baat Karnaa
  • 3: Neeche Mat Padhnaa
  • Joh Baat Manaaa Kero Wahi Karna.
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  • Kabhi Hauslaa Bhe Aazmaa Lenaa Chaahiye
  • Bure Waqt Main Muskuraa Lenaa Chaahiye
  • Agar Saatve Din Bhi Khujli Naa Mite T0h
  • Aathve Din Nahaa Lyna Chaahiyeh.

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  • It Is A Fact That When Babies R B0rn
  • D0ct0rs Slap Their Face T0 Make Them Start
  • Crying N Breathing S0 That Their Lungs Expand
  • But There R Excepti0nal Cases T00
  • Like Urs
  • When U Were B0rn The D0ct0r Slaped Himself.

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  • Bijli + Baadaal = Saavan Aayaa
  • Baraat + Bajaa = Dulha Aayaa
  • Phuul + NazaR = Vasant Aayaa
  • Aap + Aapkii Hassi = Bhag0 Bhag0Bh0O0t Aaaya.

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  • S0me Facts Ab0ut Ur Life
  • 1 Any Similarity
  • Between U N
  • A Human Being Is
  • A Pure C0incidence
  • 2 I D0nt Kn0w What
  • Makes U S0 Stupid
  • But Whatever It Is It W0rks
  • 3 I Heard U G0t
  • A Brain Transplant
  • N
  • The Brain Rejected U
  • Plz D0nt Thank Me
  • F0r Insulting U
  • It Was My Pleasure.
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  • A R0se Is Always A R0se
  • Whether In G0lden P0t 0r Dustbin
  • Same Way U R Always My Frnd
  • Whether U R In
  • Central Jail
  • 0r Mental H0spital.

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  • T0hra mukhra
  • Chanda key saman
  • T0hra rung
  • Chanda key saman
  • T0hre baal
  • Chanda key saman
  • 00r Chanda
  • Hmaar bhaisiya ka naam.
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  • Aankh0n main sharafat
  • Chaal main nazakat
  • dil main sachaai
  • chehre pe safaai
  • Phir ky0n nah kahe
  • her larki
  • apk0h bhai.

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  • I Want T0 Say S0mething N0w
  • I L
  • I L0
  • I L0V
  • I L0VE
  • I L0VE Y
  • I L0VE YY0
  • I L0VE Y0GA
  • It’s G00d F0r Health.

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  • Kitnagussaaatahayjubk0ebinaspaceskeysmsbhejtahay
  • 00rkitnamazzaataahayjubk0ebewak0faankheinfadfad
  • Karussmsk0hpadhnekik0shishkartahay
  • 00rfirmuskuraatahay.

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  • Message nah karke dil t0r diya mera
  • Ab m0bile dafna deyna
  • Kafan nah mile t0h apna rumal 0dha deyna
  • K0e p00che r0g kya tha
  • t0 nazre jhuka ke apni kanjusi bata deyna.

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  • Grahambel f0und teleph0ne
  • Edis0n f0und electric bulb
  • Marc0ni f0und radi0
  • C0lumbus f0und amereca
  • tu bas m0bile nu ang00tha maari ja, Nalaayak!.

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  • New punishment f0r m0bile 0wners
  • missed call karnay kay liyeah kaala paani
  • sms karnay kay liyeah faansi
  • call karnay kay liyeah umar-quaid
  • But u need n0t w0rry
  • Kanj00s k0 t0 ek lakh ka inaam hai.

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  • Wh0 said English is easy? Fill in the f0ll0wing :
  • 1. ….. I d0n’t have a BRAIN.
  • 2. ….. I d0n’t have SENSE.
  • 3. ….. I am STUPID.

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  • Subha subha uth kay d0h kaam kiya kar0
  • 1st ALLAH ka shukar ada kiya kar0
  • kay tm zinda h0
  • 2nd
  • lux se nahaya kar0 ta ki d00srey bhe zinda reh sakayin.

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  • Abb tak mere life ek khuli b0tal thi
  • jisme se sub perfume ki tarah ud jaata tha
  • par app kay aane se sub kuch ruk gayaa
  • Bhagwaan kare app jaisa DhakkaN d0st sabk0 mile.

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  • might run out of cute graphics to send u, but I’ll never run out of this

  • Care for you

  • Friend

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  • How long shall v b friends? Do u want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and  till the day I die. We will be friends

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  • Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you – a precious gift from God.

  • i love my friends a lot

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  • Kaminy Friends
  • 1st friend:”chup rho dekho ghar se
  • phone hai
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  • 2nd friend: re jara beer ke bottle to
  • sarka idhar
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  • 3rd friend: tune jo cigrat de wo
  • khatm ho gyi
  • dusri de
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  • 4th friend: (in female voice) januuu
  • yaha aao
  • na plz aaaaooo naaa.

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  • True Friendship
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  • 1st Friend : Yaar Ek Kaam Karega ?
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  • 2nd Friend : Nahi yaar tu khud karle.

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  • Friends are like donkeys,
  • They carry the load of all our difficulties,
  • In life forever and guess what,
  • You are one of my cutest donkey.

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  • Darde dil sehna aasan nahi hota,
  • Kimti cheez ka har koi kaabil nahi hota,
  • Yeh to Rab ki meherbaani hai,
  • Warna tumsa dost har, kisiko haasil nahi hota.

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  • Bewafa say kabhi pyaar nahin hota,
  • Marnay kay bad intizaar nahin hota,
  • Dosti karo to zara dakh kar karna,
  • Har koi hamari tarhan,
  • Cool, sweet and smart nahin hota.

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  • Message pe message bhejte ho,
  • Bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
  • Bhejte bhi ho to bhejte ho,
  • Khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,
  • Doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho.


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  • Tu chand mange, main chand de du,
  • Tu raat mange, main raat de du,
  • Tu dil mange, main dil de du,
  • Tu dil mange,
  • Bas yaar,
  • Bheek mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai.

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  • Khuda ne jab aapko banaya hoga,
  • Total confusion ka mahol chaya hoga,
  • Banana hoga monkey ya donkey,
  • Phir dono ka mixture pasand aaya hoga.
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  • Socha tha pyar na karenge,
  • Socha tha bade ho kar engineer banege,
  • Socha tha bade ho kar dulha banege,
  • Magar ALLAH ki kasam yeh nahin socha tha k,
  • bade ho kar aap se wasta padenge.
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  • Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
  • Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
  • Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
  • Kisi ne sikhaya hai, ya bachpan se hi kamine ho.

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  • Aap ki chal mor jaisi,
  • Aawaz koyal jaisi,
  • Diamag lomdi jaisa,
  • Gussa sher jaisa,
  • Eyes hiran jaisi,
  • Kitna acha hota agar 2-3 qualities, insanoo jaisai be hoti.

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  • Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
  • Itna tem ho gela hai,
  • tere ko dekha bhi nai,
  • Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
  • miss to karega

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  • Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se,
  • Jo ped ne kaha patto se,
  • Jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se,
  • Wohi main tumhe kehta hun,
  • Aey chal chal hawa aane de.

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  • Ramchandra kah gaye siya se,
  • aisa kalyug aayega,
  • sirf ek dost SMS karega,
  • dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega.

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  • Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri,
  • Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
  • log fekenge ande tamatar,
  • To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega.
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  • Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,
  • Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
  • Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,
  • Akele me tumhe apni, shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.


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  • My eyez detected and my heart reacted,
  • Thousand were rejected, & only u were selected,
  • Becoz I needed a monkey, 4 an advertisement.

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  • Tumko dekh kar aisa lagta hai, ki aadmi pehele bandar tha,
  • Dekho gussa mat hona warna, lagega ki aadmi aaj bhi bandar hai.

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  • Tez hawa ka jhoka aaya,
  • Sath mein tera khushbhu laya,
  • Tab mere dil mein khayal aaya,
  • Aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya.

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  • Hum dua karte hain khuda se,
  • Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
  • Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
  • Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye.
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  • Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaye,
  • Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye,
  • Ladkiyo ko SMS karu tere naam par,
  • Maar tujhe mile aur, kaleja thanda mera ho jaye.

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  • DIL se DIL laga ke dekho,
  • Meri yaadon ko apne dil, mein basa ke dekho,
  • SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge,
  • Bas ek bar mere mobile ka, bill chuka ke toh dekho.

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  • Zinda ho to sms bhejo,
  • Asman pe ho to barish bhejo,
  • Zameen pe ho to phool bhejo,
  • Swarg pe ho to pari bhejo,
  • Aur narak pe ho to enjoy yourself.

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  • Ansoon tere nikle, aur ankhein meri ho,
  • dil tera dhadke aur, dhadkane meri ho,
  • khuda kare hamari, dosti itni gehri ho,
  • ki naukri tum karo, aur salary meri ho.

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  • Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain,
  • Maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain,
  • Roz khat likhte hain cartoon network ko,
  • Aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.

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  • What Is a difference between,
  • A kiss a car and a monkey,
  • A kiss is so dear,
  • A car is too dear and,
  • A monkey is u dear.
  • ==================================


  • Mar ky b deewana tujy chahta rahy ga,
  • umr bhar tery gun gaata rahy ga,
  • aaj b waqt hy tham ly daman,
  • mar gaya to yaadein main, tujy hamesha satata rahy ga.

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  • If I was a painter, you would b my painting,
  • If I was an author, you would b my story,
  • If I was a poet, you would b my poem,
  • But unfortunately I am a cartoonist.

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  • I pinky promise,
  • That we’ll still be best,
  • friend when we’re old,
  • and in nursing homes,
  • chasing in our mobile
  • chairs.

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  • I think i’m disturbing u,
  • Sorry
  • This is my last msg,
  • &
  • I’ll not msg u anymore,
  • Good bye,
  • Never expect that from me,
  • I’m born to disturb u.

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  • Jis tarha heere ko heera kat ta hai,
  • Sone ko sona kat ta hai,
  • Lohe ko loha kat ta hai,
  • Theek ussi tarha dekh lena ek din,
  • Tumhe kutta katega.

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  • Mausam Mast ha,
  • Mahol zabardast ha,
  • Socha phone karke,
  • Have a nice day Keh doun,
  • Pata Chala ke,
  • Iss route ki sabhi line vyast ha.

  • ==================================

  • Namaskar, mujhe sms kehte hai,
  • Mujhe moorakh padte hai,
  • Ullu forward karte hai,
  • Gadhe delete karte hai,
  • Aur monkey log save karte hai,
  • Aap kya karne wale ho.

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  • Suraj se achha tara koi nahi,
  • Jaisa ha rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi,
  • Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo,
  • Mere jaisa pyaraa,
  • Aur tere jaisa aawaraa aur koi nahi.

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  • Har Khushi Ko Har Hansi,
  • Ko Har Ache Pal Ko Har,
  • Beete Kal Ko Ek Yaad Bana,
  • Lo Us Yaad Ko Apne Dil,
  • Mei Chupa Lo Us Dil Ko,
  • Apna Dost Bana Lo.

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  • Who Is A Dost? Dost Vo Jo,
  • Bin Bulaye Aaye Bevajah Sar,
  • Khaye Jeb Khali Karwaye Kabhi,
  • Sataye Kabhi Rulaye,
  • Magar Hamesha Saath Nibhaye.

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