New Funny Jokes SMS Best


  • Pappu ne rat ko 2 bjy doctor ko fone kia,

  • Doctor sahb mujhy neend na any ki bimaari ha,

  • Doctor: To saaly isy phelaa qn rha ha.

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  • Maa: ary nikammy aaj to tu bta hi de,

  • Akhir tu kya prhna chahta ha,

  • Beta: Nikah. 😛

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  • Lrrkiyan bhi muhabbat me aisy,

  • lrrkon ko chand tary torr k laany ko kehti hn,

  • Jinko koi muhallay se amrood ni torrny deta.

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  • Larkki: Mera aik aik sans pr lrrky mrty ha,

  • Lrka: To tum koi achha sa tooth paste qn ni use krti.

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  • Brry bhai ki shaadi na hona,

  • Us brry truck ki treh hoti ha,

  • Jisny peechhy se sari traffic rok rkhi hui ho.

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  • She: jb tum ameer ho jao gy to mujhy kya do gy,

  • Janu: Dhoka.

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  • Pathan namaz prhh rha tha,

  • Usky dost ne kisi ko btaya k ye bht prhezgaar or namazi ha,

  • Pathan: namaz me.

  • Or isko btao k humny ik hajj b kia hua ha.

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  • A two seater plane ..
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  • crashed at a graveyard..
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  • at Punjab…
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  • Locals found 500 ..
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  • dead bodies and ..
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  • still digging 4 more…!! :( 😛 lolx hahahhaha

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  • Pappu rings a call centre…

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  • My internet is not working properly..

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  • Officer:

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  • Ok

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  • Double click on “My computer”

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  • Pappu:

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  • I can’t see ur computer..

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  • Officer:

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  • No no..

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  • click on “My computer” on ur computer..

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  • Pappu:

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  • How can I click on ur computer from my..

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  • computer?>..

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  • Officer:

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  • listen..

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  • There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on ur..

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  • computer..

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  • Ok..

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  • double click on it..

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  • Pappu:

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  • what the hell, what is your computer doing on..

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  • my computer..???

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  • Officer:

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  • Double click on ur computer..

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  • Pappu:

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  • On which Icon i’ve to click..

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  • Officer:

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  • “My Computer”..

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  • Pappu:…

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  • Oh u Idiot……

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  • Tell me where is ur office…

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  • I’ll come there and ..

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  • click on ur “Computer.”?? 😛 😀 lolx hahahahahahha

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  • *Killing English*

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  • Pappu:- “Hey, Fruit walay Baba, give me some Potatoes fever. . .

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  • Fruit wala: Oo mere bhai ye ‘Potatoes Fever’ kya hota hai? . .

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  • Pappu:- Oo Maye Gaad, You Literacy People, Potatoes Fever means



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  • “Aaloo Bukhara!”



  • BV:
  • Janu tum mujheY..
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  • weseY piyar nahi karteY..
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  • jese Shahrukh Khan …
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  • Kajol se film me karta hEy! :(
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  • Husband:
  • Wo Pyar karneY k…
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  • 14 crore leta hEy…
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  • tereY Baap neY kabi 400 nahiN diye :) 😛

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  • It’s the thing that satisfies..
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  • ur mind, body & soul!!
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  • Do it on bed, on a sofa..
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  • in the car or anywhere!!
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  • It’s called Prayer!!
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  • God bless ur naughty mind…!! 😀

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  • Hero loves heroine …
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  • but heroine loves the villain…
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  • But villain loves hero’s sister..
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  • and hero’s sister loves ..
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  • heroine’s brother …
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  • Here, heroine’s brother ..
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  • loves villain’s sister …
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  • But villain’s sister loves ..
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  • hero’s brother…
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  • Again!, hero’s brother is ..
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  • also interested in heroine..
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  • and you already know ..
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  • that heroine loves villain…
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  • Finally two people commit suicide…
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  • Who’re they?
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  • Producer and the Director!! 😀 😀

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  • Great people talk about things…
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  • Small people talk about other people…
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  • And legends never talk –
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  • they send MESSAGES!!! 😛 😀 LOLX

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  • Why does a BlondeY..
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  • keep Empty Beer bottles..
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  • in her fridge.????
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  • They R 4 THOSE..
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  • Those, who Don’t Drink….. 😀

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  • At first…
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  • it was..
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  • Alibaba AND 40 Thieves..
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  • Now..
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  • it is Alibaba & 25 Thieves..
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  • WHY???? :/
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  • What happened???
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  • Recession Boss!!! 😀
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  • Alibaba has removed ..
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  • 15 thieves from his group…
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  • Cost Cutting…. 😀

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  • Positive Thinking:-
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  • Poem: little bird in the sky..
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  • dropping potty on your eye..
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  • you don’t worry..
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  • you don’t cry..
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  • Thank 2 god..
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  • that elephant don’t fly.. lolx hahahhaha 😛

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  • 2 snakes meet each other…
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  • 1st snake:
  • “I hope I am not poisonous.”
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  • 2nd snake:
  • “Why???”
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  • 1st snake:–
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  • BecOz I bit my lip! :(

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  • Dasht tha.. dhoop thi.. wo yaad b aaya huWa tha..

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  • Mera saya bEE paseeny meY nihaya huWa tha..

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  • ARY emotional q ho raha hai .. ??
  • hapPy SummeR in advance :)

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  • Beautiful answer by a student : 😀

  • Q: How 2 Kill an Ant?
  • Asked in exam for 15 marks.
  • Student:
  • Mix Chilli Powder with
  • Sugar& keep it outside the
  • Ants Hole….

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  • After eating,
  • Ant will search
  • for some water near a water
  • tank…

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  • Push ant in to it…

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  • Now ant will
  • go to dry itself near fire…

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  • When it reaches fire, put a bomb into
  • the fire.,,

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  • Then admit wounded ant in
  • ICU…

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  • Remove oxygen mask from its
  • mouth n kill the ant…




  • Joke Of the Day:

  • Beach par larki r larka baithy howeY tay…

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  • Larki nai larkay se pocha:00 Tum kuch boltay kion nahi????

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  • Larka ne sharmay howeY ungli seY rait par lekha:00

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  • Mari Naswar mi acholi di 😛 😀

  • GoOd MoRniNG..!! 😀

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  • Joke Of the Day:

  • Mashom plar ta WAYE: Daji mala motor wakhla che garzama pa ki..

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  • Plar: Wale da khpay de da sa da para di????
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  • Mashom: 1 khapa da Break da para aw bala da Accelator da para 😀 😀
  • GoOd MoRniNG..!! 😀

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  • My DEar listen..

  • I couldn’t repair ur brakes..

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  • so I made your horn louder..!!

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  • Aik unparh larki apney lover sey muhabbat ka izhar kuch is tarha sey krti hai :

  • I dream about u eveRy night..

  • I shiver when u r in sight…

  • I want 2 hold u close and tight..

  • I wanna be there with all my Night..

  • I m just hoping I’m the girl whose right..!! :)

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  • Joke of the millennium:

  • Teacher -“Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY???”

  • Student -“in Swiss Banks”.. 😛 😀 lolx

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  • kid: Mama mujey bhai chaiye..

  • Mama: Beta tmhrey Abu U.S.A gay hain,

  • wo a jaen phir sochein gey.

  • kid: Mama,Ap 7 waly uncle sey bat kro na,

  • papa ko Surprise dengey. 😛 😀 hahahahahah

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  • Nan Kho RaSara Ajeeba Kar Osho..

  • Bus Key Charta TLem..
  • Bus Chey Lag Mahke Larro Nu CaLendar Aawaz Oko, Vey Karaya Warkai..
  • Nu Maa Jeeb Na Yao Pachasey Raowesto, CaLander Ta Mey Onewo No Waye-Naghasto..
  • Ao Es Ye Hum Rata Wo-NawayeL..

  • Yao Saat Pass Me Warta Bya Wonewo..
  • Kho Bya Ye Hum WanaghastOO..
  • Soch Me Kao, Che Sok Reshtadar, Ya Ba Mey Pakhwaney Dost Vi Nu..
  • Kho Che KaLa Da Bus Na Koz Shwam Nu Bya Pwey Shwam..
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  • Che Pa Bus Yeh LekaLi Wo..
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  • KhkuLi Pakey Free…!!! 😛 😀 hahhahahhah swaza bana khaaa!!
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  • A boy to his doctor Girlfriend :
  • BOY:
  • Tmhari judai mey,
  • Nend urthi hai,
  • Jan jati hey,
  • Chain khoOOta hey,
  • Dil roOOta hai,
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  • Girl:
  • Check karwale beya,
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  • jab dengi virus kaatta hai
  • tb b aisi he feelings hoti hain 😀

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  • doctor to patient:

  • doctor: tumhary 3 daant kaisay toot gaye??

  • patient: wo merii biwi ney bht karak roti bnayee te..

  • doctor: tu tm kanney sey inkaar kr daity

  • patient: wohi tou kiya taa 😛 😀 lolx

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  • Biggest Tragedy Of Mathematics:
  • 1000s Of Years Passed…
  • Th0usands Of Theorems Derived..
  • Millions Of Formulas Made..
  • But still.
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  • ‘X’ is Unknown



  • Admi to kid: apki father kya kaam krty hain??

  • BaCha : P.C.W Maen HoTe Hain

  • AdMi : P.C.W Ka Kiya Matlab Hai?

  • BaCha : Palawan cholo wala ..! 😛 😀

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  • Aaj kal mAAn kar

  • raha hai ki mey

  • tumhey..

  • kabhi bhi mauka

  • dekh kr

  • sabkey samney

  • eik

  • k

  • ki

  • kis

  • kiss

  • kissa sOOnau

  • thanedaar ka..!!

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  • 3 things i like about u. lemme tell you,

  • 1––—-

  • 2–—.––—

  • 3–—,––,––—-

  • Yaar kuch tou accha kiya hota zindagi mein..!! 😛 😀

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  • Angry boss: Tumney kabi UllOOu dekha hai???

  • Employee (sar jhukatey huwe): Nahin sir.

  • Boss: Nichey kya dekh rahey ho ? Meri taraf daikho. 😛 😀 hahahaha

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  • aik customer service center pathan ko job diya giya..
  • pathan apney phley customer sey..

  • PATHAN: Ufone paish karta hai 12 aannay package apney un jazz sarfeen k liye jinho ney 1st January  2015 sy apni telenor sim istimal nahi ki warid ka 100 wala card feed kro aur sub keh do…. Mazeed tafsilaat k liye apne Ptcl sey dial karien 090014301 telefun telefun. 😛 😀 lolx

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  • (\./) /..) ^ —-
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  • Kia ye Donkey aap ka hey? agr nahi to isko aagy send kr doo 😛 😀

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  • ka doctoranOO filmOOna jorol nu da aghe filmoono numuna ba se dasi oo 😛

  • X-Ray Ho Na Ho..

  • KahoO Na Bukhar Hai..

  • Hum Blood Dey Chukey Sanam…

  • Mere Yaar Ka Operation He..

  • Kaash Ap Humare Patient Hotey..

  • Mein Dettol Ki Deewani Hoon..

  • Humara Thermometer Ap Ke Pass Hey..

  • Kabi Drip Kabi Injection…

  • Zukaam To Hona Hi Tha..

  • 😛 😀 lolx

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  • (((””¥””)))
  • <(( @) (@ ))>
  • (; <._.> 😉
  • ((,==,))
  • ma yareeega..
  • kala kala che sok pa mobile mcg wae da aghe tasveer  hum rashi wrsara! 😛 😀
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  • Pathan ko bar bar I love u ka msg araha tha..

  • Dost n3y pocha: Khair hai???

  • Aaj tu boht I love you ke msgs arahey hain !

  • Pathan: O jee nen me pa ghaltai da khazee mobile raoray .. zka :) ! 😛 😀 lolx

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  • Pathan Aur Sardar Football Dekhtay huw33

  • Sardar: Ye Sub Ball Ko Latien Kiun Mar Rahe Hain??

  • Pathan: Goal Karney K3y Leye

  • Pathan: G()()l Tuo Hai r Kitna Goal Karengey




  • BV: Itn3 Slow Awaz M3in kis Sey Bat ker Rahay H()??

  • Husband: Behn sey…

  • BV: Behn Sey Slow Awaz Mein Bolnay ki kiya Zarorat hey???

  • Husband: Tumhari Jo Hey. 😛 😀 lolx

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  • joke of the day:

  • Sheikhu 2 Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahib 1 rupee ka easy load kr de.

  • Shopkeeper: Gussey sey !! 1 rupee key load sey kisi ko

  • call kerni ya message??

  • Sheikhu: Kerna tuo kuch nhi bs waisey he urraney ki adat hai 😛 😀

  • hahahahah

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  • Sacha tareen waqiya..

  • 1 buzurg kisi ky ghar tashreef ley gayee sara khandan baba g k pas jama thaa ksi ny shan main gustakhi kr di. theek 15 mint bad sara khandan andha hogaya r zur zur sy ronay aur chillany laga, baba g hamain maaf kr do ham pr raham karoo atnay main baba g uthayy r joti uthai r sab ko eik eik lagaee r farmaya…

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  • kambakhtOOOOo light chali gayyee..
  • generator lagaaaaa 😛 😀

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  • girl to her bro : ” Ghar nahi aa sakti..”
  • Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..”
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  • After half hour,
  • SHe calls back : “Aa rahi hu, galti sey pichli seat pey baith gayi thi..”

  • 😛 😀  hahahaahaha

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  • laborer from Boss in a factory:

  • “Sir Mere Ghar 19th Bacha Peda Huwa Hai
  • Meri Sallery Ziada Kr Do!

  • Boss:
  • Yar Meri Gal Sun,
  • Main Apni Factory Chlawan Ya Teri????? 😛 😀 lolx hahahhahah

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  • While Motivating His Salesman Team,

  • The Manager Put 4wd An Incentive:
  • The 1 Wid The Highest Sales Will Get A Blowjob.
  • Employees:
  • Who Will Give It?
  • Manager:
  • The 1 Wid The Lowest Sales.

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  • 2 Men Talking In Wedding Ceremony:

  • 1st admii:
  • Abhi Kal Ki Baat Hey,

  • Ye Larki Meri Godi Me Khelti Theee 😛



  • 2nd admii:
  • Aap Larki Waale Ho???

  • 1st:

  • Naahi, Mai BOSS Ho Iska… 😛 😀 lolxxx



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  • khush fehmii…

  • A BOSS Marrying His Own Secretary
  • Thinking That She Will Still Follow
  • His Orders As Before…!! 😛 😀

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  • BoSS:
  • Ye Tum Itne Chote Chote Kapre Q Phnti Ho???



  • Personal assistant:
  • Kya Krun Itni Salary Me Itne Hee Chote Kpre Atey Hen
  • Boss! 😛 😀 lolx

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  • yao pathan angoor kharsol:

  • kho awaz ba ye se dasii kolo “aalogan wakhlai  aalogan”

  • 1 sary wrta wel khan saib da kho angoor de?? :/

  • Pathan: Chup shaa ! us ba dambaran khabr shee .




  • Pathan: zargiya us sta da mor tokhay snga de???

  • Dost: Tokhay kho ye band sho, kho us a saa laga laga bandigii …

  • Pathan: hes khbra ne da , ka Khuday kry khair v nu agha bam banda shee :)

  • 😛 😀 hahahhahah

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  • Sardar on telephone: MOMM 1 Khush Khabri hai…
  • MOm: Kya Khush Khabri hai???

  • Sardar: Aaj hum 2 se 3 ho gaye.

  • MOm: Mubarak ho.. Ladka hua ya ladki?
  • Sardar:  Meri biwi ne dusri shaadi karli hai. 😛 😀 hahahhaahha

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  • Interviewer  : Likhna PArhna aata hai?
  • Sardar : Likhna aata hai parhna nai.
  • Interviewer: apna naam likho
  • Sardar : )(&*67%^$
  • Interviewer : Ye Kya Likha Hai?
  • Sardar : KAha Tha Likhna Ata hai
  • PArhna nai… 😛 😀  hahahhahahahah
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  • Wife: Apko merii Khoobsurti Zeeyada Achi Lagti Hai Ya meri
  • Aqalmandi?
  • Sardar:

  • “Mujy Tuo Tumhari Ye Mazak Karne Ki Adat Bohat
  • Achi Lagti hai 😛 😀
  • hahahahhaha

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  • Ahsan bhai, plz ye message parhin foran
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  • Saaalay Tu Q Parh Raha Ha? :-@
  • Tu Ahsan Ha?
  • Har Kisi Mein GhuSsna Zaroori Haiii? :@ 😛 😀

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  • Pathan London Mein Double Bus Mein Betha…
  • Conductor Ney Us Ko Upar Bhij Diyaa..
  • Pathan Bag K Nechay Wapis Aya r Bola:
  • Abay Marwaye Ga Kiya?
  • Upar Tou Driver Hee Nahin Hai  :P 😀 😛 hahahahha

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  • Aurat ke deleri ka andaza aAdmi ko Shadi ky din

  • usee waqt laga lena chaheye jabb,

  • Wu usaay leeny 500 baarateyuon k saath jata hai,

  • R

  • Udhir se ye Shairni akili hi aajati haii…

  • hahhahahaha 😀 😀

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  • Guy:I Love U
  • Gal:Hahahahahah
  • Guy:I Won’t Live Without u..
  • Gal:Hahhahahahahhaha
  • Guy:I Will Die 4u..
  • Gal:Hahahahahahahahahhahah
  • Guy:I Will Gift u A Gold
  • Ring With Diamond
  • Gal:Awwwww cute! Promise????
  • Guy:Hahahahahahahahhaha 😀 😛 😀

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  • Pakistan Mai ”Mah-E-L0ad SHedding” Kah ChaNd Nazar Agya Hay
  • Tamam L0ag Kurbani Kay Liye Tayaar Hojayn
  • (Pesco).

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  • Kch Log Dozaak Main Aaram Se Soo Rhe The
  • Farishte Ne 2usre Se Puchaa Yeah Dozak
  • Mein Be Soye Huway Hain?
  • Dusre Nay Kaha
  • Yea Pakistan Say Aye Hen
  • Garmi AOr Loadsheding Kay Adi Hain.





  • Sardar Rishtay K Liye Tasweer Khicwa Raha Tha
  • Toh Tasweer Men Gadha B
  • A Gea Sardaar Nay Yeah Likh Kay Tasweer Bheji
  • Mein Khabbaay Pase Han.

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  • Doctor: Motape Ka Sirf Aik He Illaj Ha K
  • Tum Sirf Aik He Roti Khaya Karo
  • Patient: Doctor Sahib Ye Aik Riti
  • Khane Se Phle Khani Ha Yaa Bad Mein.

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  • Judge: Tumhara Juram Sabit Huta
  • Ha Tumheb Kaal Phansxi Pe Latkaya Jaega
  • Pathan: Wo Sub To Theak Haa Per Utaraa Kab Jaega
  • Hum Ne Sham Ko Raksha B Chalana Hota Hai.

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  • Allama Iqbal Ne Prinday Say Pucha K
  • Tumeh Asman Se Girney Kah Nahen Ha Dar?
  • Parinday Ne Kaha K Iqbal Yaar
  • Teri Meharbani Inna Na Sochia Kar.

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  • A Superb Add Inn Newxpaper “For Sale ”
  • Complete Set Of Encyclopedia In Guuuuud Condition
  • Reaxon For Selling : No Longer Needed
  • Got Married Wife Know’x Everything.

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  • Pathan Road Per Ghoraa (Houxe) Chala Raha Tha
  • Signal Tora Toh Trafic Wale Ne Citee Bajae
  • Pathan Ghoraa Bhagatay Hue Ghoraay Ke Dum Oper Kaar Kay Bulaa
  • Lay Kar Laay No Note.

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  • 1 Larka Pee K Aaya
  • Dad Se Bachne K Liye
  • Eik Bari Se Book Laay Kaar Parhnayy Lagaa
  • Dad: Pee K Aya Hai
  • Son: Nae Toh
  • Dad: Kaminay Phir Suitcaxe Khoo
  • Kay Kiya Baak Bak Bak Kar Raha Haa.

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  • Aik Mohabaat Hi Nai Duniyaa
  • Maain Dard Kah Sabaab
  • Faaraz
  • Darwaze Wich Unggli Aa Jaye
  • Tay Fair Vi Baraa Daard Honda Ay
  • Allah Di Kismay.

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  • Be-Panaah Chahaat K Baad B Hm Usay Pa Na Sakey Faraz
  • Kixxi Sangdil Ne Usaay 30 Kah Load Karwaa K Jeeet Liya
  • ( ‘;’)
  • <)(> // Bukhee
  • Easy Load Ki.

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  • DEVDAS Of 2014
  • Maaa Nay Kahaa Facebook Choor Doh
  • Abbba Nay Kahaa Night Package Chor Doh
  • Doxxton Ne Kahaa Mobile Sy Blnc Churanah Chor Doh
  • Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Doh.


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  • Ek Baat Hamexxha Yaaad Rakhnaah Ajkaal 2
  • Cheeze Seerf Kixmaat Waaloun Koh Miltee H-
  • 1.Jangal M Ghumta Huwa White Haathi
  • &
  • 2.Without Affair’x Walaa Jeevaan Saathi.

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  • Zindagaai Taanha Tanha Thee
  • Mera Koi Acha Doxt Nahi Thaa
  • Lekin Phir Tum Milgaye
  • Toh Mujhe Ehxaas Huwa K
  • Akele Hi Sukoon Tha.

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  • Nazre Mile Tooh Use “Izhaar” Kehtay Hain
  • Neeend Nah Aae Tooh Use”Piyaa” Keehtaay Hain
  • Smile De Tooh Usaay “Ikraaar” Kehtaay Hain
  • Or
  • Jooh Inn Jhaamelooh Mein Nah Padey
  • Usaay “Samjhdaaar” Kehtaay Hain.

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  • Agr Fursxxaat Ke Lamhoo Mein
  • Mujhaay Yaaad Kartaay HoToh
  • Mujhaay Yaad Maat Karnaah
  • Mai Tanhaa Zaroor Hu Magaar Fizzzul Nahi.

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  • GaaNdhi Ji Rock
  • Angrej: GaaNdhiji Kay 2ono Kaan cuut Doh
  • GaaNdhiji: Nahi Mein Anddha Hojaungah
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  • Angrej: Lekin Kaan Katne Se Andha kaise Hogye?
  • GNdhiji: Chasshmaa Kiyaaa Teraay Baaap Ke Kaaaan Pay Lagoonga?.

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  • Larrki Saath Ho Toh Hotel Bill
  • Larrki Dur Hoo Toh Mobile Bill
  • Ladki Nah Mile Toh Daru Ka Bill
  • Isliyeah Nah Lagao Dil
  • Naah Aayegaa Bill

  • Luv Saay Bolo Jaai Lookpaal Bill.

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  • Very Very Very Good
  • Intelligent Hoo
  • Kaal A-B-C-D Seekehngay.

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  • Ek Ladka School Ja Raha Hai Aur Vo Roj
  • Let School Jata Hai Toh Ek Bar Master Shab
  • Ne Pucha Ki Tum Rozz Let Kiyon Aate Hoo Voo
  • Ldka Bola Sir Me Ghar Se To Time Par Aat Hu
  • Par Raste Me Ek Bod Par Likha Tha Ki Kurpa
  • Dhire Chalaay Us Liae Let Hogaya.
  • Ha Ha Ha

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  • 1 Admi Ki Bv Maaar Gai.
  • Doxxt Uskooh Chup Karanaay K Baad:
  • “Tujaay Kucxch Chahiyeah”?

  • Admi:
  • Laptop Laa Daay

  • Doxxt:
  • Kiyaa Khaair Haai?

  • Admi:
  • Facebook Py Status Toh “Single” Kar Du.

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  • ***Arrange Marrige***

  • Raat Kay Waqt HusbNd Wife Saay Paani Pilaao Naah Jaaan
  • Wife Paani Lanaay Gai
  • HusbNd Kooh Neend Aaa Gai Aoor Soo Gaaya

  • Wife Bechari Saari Raat Paani Kaah
  • Glaxxx Pakraay Khaari Reehi
  • Subhaa HusbNd Ki Aankh Khuuuli
  • Toh Dheak Kar Bohat Khush Hova K
  • Itni Ta’bedar Wife, Khushi Khushi Wife Sy Bola
  • Maango Kiya Maangti Ho.
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  • Wife: Talaaaq Daay Kaminaaay.



  • Khubsuraat Ladkiyaan Ziyada Parhti Nahe Hain
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  • Woh Janti Hain K
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  • Dunya K Kisi Koneay Main Koi Gaddha Unn
  • K Liye Engineeeer Baan Raahaa Huga.

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  • 1 Muslim Grl Exam Mein Hindu Ladke Se Boli
  • Excuse Me Bhai Jaan
  • Ladka: Waise Hi Kucxh Ni Aa Raha Kamini Aur Cnfuse Mat Kr.
  • Yaa Toh Bhai Bol Ly Yeah Fir Jaan Bol Lay.

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  • Eik Baar Ki Baat Hai
  • Doh Makhia Movie Dekhne Jaati Hai
  • Bapis Ate Huye Ek Makhi 2oosri Koh Buulti Hai
  • Yaaaar Uddd Ke Jaye Ki Kutta Kaar Lay.

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  • 1 Bar 1 Ladke Ne Rajnikant
  • Ki Beti Koh Aankh Maar Di
  • Rajnikant Ny Uxki Gardaan
  • Hth Ur Per Marood Diye
  • Aaj Us Ladke Koh Duniyaah
  • Babaa Raamdeev
  • Kaay Naaam Saay Jaanti Haai.

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  • 1 Bar 1 Ladke Ne Rajnikant
  • Ki Beti Koh Aankh Maar Di
  • Rajnikant Ny Uxki Gardaan
  • Hth Ur Per Marood Diye
  • Aaj Us Ladke Koh Duniyaah
  • Babaa Raamdeev
  • Kaay Naaam Saay Jaanti Haai.

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  • A Man Loxt His Credit Card
  • Bu8 He Deccided Not To Report
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  • The Thief Waz Spending Lexx Money Than Wife.

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  • A Lady Gave 1 Rupeeee
  • To A Roadside Begggar.

  • Suddenly She Shouteed
  • “Hey I Think I’ve Seen U Somewhr

  • Beggar: “We R Frnd’z In Facebook.

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  • Claxx Room’z R Like Train
  • 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coache’x
  • Reserved 4r VIP
  • Middle 2 R General Compartment
  • N Laxxt 2 R Sleeper Claxx.

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  • Santa iz So Rich
  • He Has Two Swimming Pool’z
  • One Of Whixh Is Alway’x Empty?
  • It’s 4r People Who Can’t Swim.

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  • Claxxx Room Is Like A Train
  • 1st 2 Benche’x R Reserved 4 VIP
  • Nxt 2 Benche’s R General Coach
  • Then Laxt 2 Benches R Very Demanded
  • Bcoz “SLEEPER COACH”.





  • HEIGHT OF CREATIVITY :
  • I ‘Ve Saved My Girl Frnd’x Number
  • Ass “BATTERY LOW”
  • So, Whenever She Call’x & If I’m Not Around
  • My Wife Plug’x My Phone 4 Charging.

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  • 2 Team’x
  • 8 Matche’x
  • 1 Venue
  • 1 Month To Go
  • War Between Moxt
  • Thriling Rival’x Ever
  • T.Y.B.Com Student
  • V/S
  • The Mumbai University
  • Catch The Live Action Of Board
  • Chooxe A Side
  • Get Ready 4 Live Action Of “Ipl”
  • “Indian Padhaai League”

  • Official Sponsor’x:-
  • Celloo
  • Lexxi 5
  • Apsaraa
  • Cammlin
  • Maped
  • Navneet
  • Sundaraam
  • Nezcafe
  • Crocin

  • Unofficial Sponsors:-
  • Blackberry
  • Iphone’x
  • Ipod’x
  • T.V.
  • Laptop
  • Movie’x
  • Facebook.

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  • M0st Interesting Line Written
  • 0n The Fr0nt 0f T-Shirt 0f A Girl
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  • Excuse me !
  • My Face Is Ab0ve.

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  • 1 larka d0sre larke se:

  • Yaar tm ne kabhe k0hi larki phansai hai?

  • 2nd b0y!
  • Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tm l0g0n ne ye m0halla hi ch0r diya.
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  • Ajab shaks h0 tm
  • Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte h0

  • Sawal karne Se pehLe kam rakhte h0.

  • Wese t0 kehte H0

  • “I Hate Girls”

  • 0r bashir khussry Se talukat rakhte h0!.

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  • One Is L00king Very
  • Upset By Thinking That.
  • “How His Sister Has 2 Brother’s
  • And He Has 0nly 0ne”.

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  • Agar faceb00k pakistan mein ejaad Huti t0?

  • Like: Lush

  • C0mment: Jhuti Tareef.

  • Unlike: P0nka

  • Single: Akeli hai, Patal0 isay

  • In a Relati0nship with Asim: Asim k saath Full time Chakkar

  • H0me: Appna Adda

  • Add as Friend: Yaar Bana0 aur Chakkar Chala0

  • Rem0ve Friend: Isk0h Ch0r, New Pata

  • Friendlist: Appnay Jigri Yaar.

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  • Pakistani Awam ki insaniyat k liye 4 khidmaat aisi hain k duniya mein koi hamara mukabla nai kr skta..
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  • 1. Paeen motorcycle da stand chuk lawo
  • 2. PaeEn g motorcycle di light band kr lawo
  • 3. Paaeen baji da dupata chuk lawo, chain wich

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  • Teacher : Agar Koi Moti Larki
  • Palat Ke Wapas Aye Toh
  • Iss Sentence Ko English Me Kiya
  • Kahenge ?
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  • Pappu : GOL MAAL RETURNS

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  • Gabbar : Kitne Aadmi the ?
  • Kalia : Sarkar 1
  • Gabbar : Aur tum ?
  • Kalia : 100
  • Gabbar : fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath,
  • kaun tha woh ?
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  • Kalia : RAJNIKANT.
  • Gabbar : Oops ! sorry bhai …






  • Nokrani – Madam Aapke Bete Ne
  • Macchar Kha
  • Liya..
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  • Madam- To Jaldi Se Docter Ko Bula..
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  • Nokrani- Ab Darne Ki Koi Baat Nahi..
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  • Maine ‘All Out’ Pila Diya Hai…don’t ab worry

  • Aur rakh lo hoshiyaar nokrani.

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  • Ek Larka Darbar Par GAya Wahan 7 Peer
  • Zameen Par Darrian Bicha Kar Bethay Thay,
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  • Peer Sab:Beta Kia MAsla Hai,
  • Kiun Aaye ho?
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  • Larka:Baba Gi Jis Larki Say Mein Pyar Karta Tha,
  • Usne Kisi Doosre Se Shadi Kar li Hai.
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  • Peer Sab:Chotay Andron Ik or Darri le aa.
  • Navay Peer Sab Aaye ne.

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  • 1 Girl ne 1 chote se bacche k gaal pe
  • kiss kiya…
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  • tumhare gaal me lipstick lag gai..
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  • Baccha- Kuch accha karne se,
  • agar daag lagte h to daag achE hai. . .

  • Aj Kal k BacHe

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  • Chalta rahe ye rasm_e_taaruf ka
  • silsila
  • Har baar ajnabi ki tarah milo
  • ham se.
  • Hunny Gal & Sana Noor.

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  • Pota: Dadaji ye condom kya hota hai?

  • Dadaji:Chal bhaag nalayak, mujhe nahi pata,

  • Pota:mai janta tha buddhe,

  • tujhe pata hota to aaj proparty k 15 hisse nai hote.

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  • Log kapdo ke style par na jane kitne paise barbad karte hai?
  • Jab ki zindgi ke sab se hasin pal bina kapdo ke guzarte hai
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  • Apna BACHPAN yaar.. Jab dekho galat sochoge!

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  • The new definition of Photocopy
  • Akpos came back from school with
  • bad grades which made his father
  • was very upset.
  • FATHER: You are too dull, sometimes
  • I wonder if you are my son. When I
  • was like you, I was so brilliant…
  • He continued on and on for days
  • about how brilliant he was. One day,
  • Akpos saw his father’s result as he
  • was sweeping his father’s room that
  • same week. His father had failed
  • almost all his papers.
  • AKPOS: Dad, please, can you explain
  • this?
  • FATHER: Come on son, that’s not my
  • original result, that’s just the
  • photocopy!

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  • Employee : Boss, you called me?
  • Boss : Yes, go to home and make love
  • with your wife.
  • Employee : (After an hour) ,done sir
  • Boss : Do it again.
  • Employee : Done again, sir.
  • Boss : Do it once more
  • Employee : Now I don’t have
  • stamina for it, sir.
  • Boss : Very good,here are my car
  • keys, drop my daughter at home.

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  • We live in a generation where our
  • enemies and best friends both
  • are called BITCH.

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  • If u tease a unknown girl nd she laughs nd shows her teeth..

  • Its a sign that…ur 32 teeths are in danger.





  • I commented on her fb status

  • “Happy new year
  • hai dhilai bhaye pani.”

  • She replied
  • “Ummm….Same to you.”

  • I edited my comment
  • “I love you.”

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  • Birthdays are good for your health.
  • Studies have shown people with most birthdays live longer

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  • I went to the doctor the other day.”can I get something for wind”? I asked, he gave me a kite !!

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  • Wife (on phone) suniye! Window ka lock nhi
  • khul rha.
  • Husbnd:
  • Aysa kro thora oil garm kr k us pr dal do.
  • Wife:
  • Kia us se kam ho jaye ga?
  • Husbnd:
  • Try to kro
  • After 15 mints..
  • Husbnd calls wife
  • Husbnd:
  • Tm ney 0il try kea?
  • Wife:
  • Han kea, pr ab Laptop he band ho gya.
  • Husbnd:
  • Lakh Ty Lanat …

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  • Example of self insult :-
  • Girl (in angry mood) :-
  • tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai kya ??
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  • Girl :- neeche kya dekh rahe ho .. upar
  • meri taraf dekho.

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