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  1. #Well I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

  2. #Trust me you will dance- Alcohol

  3. #Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

  4. #The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

  5. #The most important Shareholder in your life is you.

  6. #Stop thinking too much, it’s all right not to know all the answers.

  7. #Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead.

  8. #Silent people have the craziest minds.

  9. #Save Water, Drink Beer!!

  10. #Rules are made to be break.

  11. People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. 

  12. #People said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed.

  13. #Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

  14. #Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy

  15. ##Only you can work better.

  16. ##Only brain is works more…if you use it more.

  17. #On the internet you can be anything you want, it’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

  18. #No one is the reason of your happiness expect you yourself.

  19. #My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

  20. #Marriage means silent suicide.

  21. #Marriage is the main cause for divorce.

  22. #Life is short smile while you still have teeth.

  23. #Life is onetime offers use it well.

  24. #Keep calm, stay happy.

  25. #Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror

  26. Is it vodka o’clock yet

  27. #If you smile when no one is around, you really mean it 

  28. #If you can’t the thing, Move on: D

  29. #If Monday had a face, I would punch it.

  30. @I’m too shy at first but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.

  31. ##girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card

  32. I was pro life before I met you.

  33. #I like when you smile, but I love it when I’m the reason.

  34. @I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.

  35. #I don’t get drunk, i get awesome.
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  37. I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

  38. #I am a ninja, no, you are not. Did you see me do that? Do what? “Exactly”.

  39. ##Great power comes with great electricity bills.

  40. #God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me 

  41. #Follow your heart but take your brain with you.

  42. #Everything is rightly confused.

  43. #Everyone wants to park their vehicles in shade but no one wants to grow trees.

  44. #Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

  45. #Do you still hate me?? I don’t care!!

  46. #Do what you Love, does is matter what are you doing?

  47. #Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.

  48. #Brains are wonderful, why don’t have everyone.

  49. ##Always respects your self-respect and be proud.

  50. #All my life a thought air was free…Until I bought a bag of chips.

  51. #A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?

  52. #Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

  53. 80% boys have a girlfriend and rest have a brain..

  54. 3 mistakes of everyone’s life–Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp

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