New Ghazal Funny SMS Best


  • Tum palat kr meri trf aa to gye ho,

  • Pr tumny wapsi me bht der kr di.

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  • Jo mza tind me ha,

  • Na shehr me naa pind me ha.

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  • Shareef itny thy k shirt k button tk na kholy dost,

  • Lekin load shedding ne to Veena Malik bna dia.

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  • Tehweel me ly ly ga mujhy aakhir ik din baad,

  • Dekty rehna ik din, ye ishq meri jaan hi ly ga.

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  • Tum rkh sky na paas zra bhi apny qol ka,

  • Is bar bhi badal gye hr bar ki treh,

  • Wada kia tha rat ko any ka pr na aaye,

  • Jhooty ho tum bhi shaam k akhbaar ki treh.

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  • Mere Pyar ke chabhi mil na saki,meray dil ka tala toot gya
  • Thane me report likhwadi hai,mujhe ghar ka bhedi loot gya

  • Aik tala hoto khol b loon is dar pay tau hyn lakhon tale
  • Tale pay nazar Allah ke hy chabhi ka nasiba phoot gya

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  • Teri sorat meri aankhon myn kuch is tarah bas gai
  • Teri sorat meri aankhon myn kuch is tarah bas gayi
  • Wah Wah Wah
  • Teri soorat meri aankhon myn kuch is tarah bas gayi
  • Jaisay chotay say raksha myn moti Aunty phans gai

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  • Uff plzz plzz or kero naaa
  • dabao naa, zara zor say
  • aesa karo apni shirt nikalo
  • apni pant b nikal do
  • meri saadi b nikal do
  • ab zoor say dabao Or dabao naa
  • bahut tight hy plz
  • Or Zorse!plz karo naa please
  • ho gaya na suitcase bnd

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  • AYE ZINDAGI

  • Dekh na Dena Meray Dost ko

  • Mujhe Chahay SUkh Ka Pahaar Day day

  • Ghoome New CYCLE pay Dost Mera

  • Mujhay Bhalay he Purani c MERCEDES Car Day day

  • Bhooka Na Rakhna Meraay dost ko Khane kO Tazi DAAL day day

  • Mujhay Bhalay he Kal ka Qorma+ Custerd + Tikka+ Baryani+ Salad

  • aur Coke ka Sirf 1 Glass Day day……Bolo AAmmeeennn…

  • Ab mat Kahna kay Dost Dua nai Karty…..

  • Sanuu Towadi Bohat Fikerr aaaa
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  • Meri mohabt ko apnay dil mein dhond lena,

  • Or han! Aatey ko achi trha goond lena!

  • Mil jaye agar payar tau khona nahi,

  • Payaz kat’ty waqt rona nai!

  • Mujsay ruth jane ka bahana acha hai,

  • Thore dair Or pakao gosht abi kacha hai!

  • Kesi lagi ghazal bata dena,

  • Aa raha hon main thori cold drink manga lena



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  • Aray hamain tou Apno ney loota gheron main kahan dam tha..

  • Meri haddy bhe wahan tooti jahan hospital band tha..

  • Mjhay jis ambulance main dala uska petrol khatam tha..

  • Mujhay rakshay main is liye bithaya Qk is ka karaya kam tha..

  • Mujhay docter ne UTHAYA Nurse main kahan dam tha..

  • MUJHay jis bed par litaya is k Nichay bom tha..

  • Mujhay to bom se uraya goli main kahan dam tha..

  • or mujhay sarak per dafnaya Qk usDin,…

  • Qabrustan main Function tha…!

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  • EMOTIONAL COMEDY:

  • DiL Ko Pata Tha Woh ZarOOr Aayegi…

  • DiL Ko Pata Tha WOOh Zaroor Aayegi…

  • Bt, Kabi Socha Na Tha Key Surprise Mey

  • Woh Apna Husband 7 Layegaaa..  😛 😀 lolx

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  • Aankho sey aans()()()o ki judai kr do..

  • Dil sey ghamo k3 widaai kr do..

  • Agr DIL na lage kahi t()()h…

  • Aa jao merey ghar k33 safai kr do…!! 😛 😀 hhhahahhaha

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  • Muhbat main Dil Torney key Liye Itna Hee Kafi hy…

  • Ap Ka Matluba Number Dosri Line Pr MasrOOf Hai  😛 😀

  • hahahaha

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  • Bheega bheega sa ye December hai bheegi bheegi c ye tanhaaiiii…

  • in kitabon main jee nahi lagta hum ko sajnii ki yaad aayi hai…
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  • Muje Jala Dena
  • Yaa Dafna Denah
  • Marte Waqt Ek Ghoont Beer Pila Denah

  • Mein Tajmahal Nahi Mangta Yaaro
  • Baas Meri Qabar Pe Ek Girlx Hoxtel Banaa Denaa.

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  • Tere Golden Face Ki Beauty Nay
  • Meray Komaal Heart Pay Attack Keya
  • Sabkoh Reject Kiya Tmko Select Kiya
  • Request Hai Tmse Ixse Refuse Na Karna
  • Dosti Ke Ix Bulb Ko Kabhi Fuse Na Karna.

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  • Moxam Shabaab Kah
  • Nasha Sharab Kah
  • Parda Janab Kah
  • Aor Rang Gulaab Ka
  • In Sab Se Haxeen
  • In Sab Se Lajawab Dekhoh
  • Sms Padnay Wala
  • Mendaak Talaab Kah.

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  • U To Hm Bhi Madad Kia Nahi Karte
  • Choclate Kya Toffy Bhi Dia Nahi Kartay

  • Yeah Dosti Sirf Apsay Hai Warna Mxg Toh Keya
  • Hm KIxi Koh Number Bhi Diya Nahi Kartay.

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  • Zindagi Me Kuxh Sapny Saja Lenah
  • Dil Me Kuch Armaan Jaga Lenah

  • Hm Aap Ki Raahon Say Har Dard Chura Lein gay
  • Jab Chaho Hm Say Broofeen Mangwa Lenaa.


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  • Unki Gaali Ke Chakkar Kaat Te Kaat Te
  • Kutte HmaR Yaar Ho Gaaye,
  • Unki Gaali Kay Chakkaar Kaat Tay Kaat Ty
  • Kutty HmaRay Yaar Hou Gaaye
  • Woh Toh Hmhe Naa Mili
  • Magaar Hm Kutton Ky Sardaar Hou Gaaye.

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  • Jab BarIxh Hoti Ha
  • Tm Yaad Aate Ho
  • Jab Kali Ghata Chaye
  • Tm Yaad Ate Hou

  • Jab Bheegte Hein
  • Tm Yaad Aate Hou
  • Bataoo Meri Umbrella Kaab WapIxx Kero Gay.

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  • W0h Bhe Kiya Din Thy Jab Hm
  • Haseen0n Ke Galey Mila Karte The
  • Yeah Un Din0n Ki Baat Hai
  • Jaab Hum 2 Saaal
  • Ke Hua Kartey Thy.

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  • Tum Apun K0h Etna Sms Karta Hai
  • Apuun K0h Reply Ke
  • 0 K0h Majb00r Karta Hai.

  • Kiya Iss Kay Peechay K0i Plan Hai
  • Ya Aur0n Ki Tarhaan
  • Tm Bhe Apuun Ka Fan Hy.

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  • Hum Apk0h Dekhne
  • Ki Chahat Rakhte Hain
  • Aapki Har Baaat Dil
  • Me Chupaye Rekhtey Hain.

  • Najane Kaab Aap
  • T.V Paar Aa Jayen
  • Isi Liye Din Raat
  • Cart00n Netw0rk
  • Lagae Rekhtay Hain.

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  • W0h Murr Murr
  • Ke Hume Dekh
  • Raithay Thay
  • 0r Hum Unhain
  • W0h Murr Murr
  • Ke Hume Dekh
  • Raithay Thay
  • 0r Hum Unhain
  • Q Ke Exam Me
  • Na Unhain Kuch
  • Ata Tha Aur Naa Humey.

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  • Class Ki Haar Ladki Ek Ph00l Hai
  • Usse Chahna Ek Bh00l Hai

  • J0h Inki S0ch Mein Gul Hai
  • Samjh0h Uske C0mpartment
  • Ke Chances Full Hai.

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  • Whats Ur Desire P0et: Muniza Wasi
  • Whats Ur Desire What Is Mine Its N0t
  • Easy F0r Mey T0 Define 0ur Lives Have
  • Rand0m Endings There Can Be N0 Specific
  • Design All I Wanted Was S0me0ne
  • T0 Trust But T0 N0 Avail

  • 0k Fine My Heart Aches It Feels Sick
  • Nd F0r Mey Its N0t A G00d Sign
  • Whats S0 Enchanting Ab0ut Ur Eyes Like
  • Tw0 Stars They Twinkle Nd Shine
  • In My Dreams Whenever U C0me
  • Its A Feeling S0 Divine We Cant Meet
  • Here U W0nt C0me Bring
  • S0me Fl0wers T0 My Shrine.

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  • P0et: Parveen Shakir Eik Shakhs K0h Deakha
  • Tha Tar0 Ke Tarha Hm Ny Eik Shaks K0h Chaha
  • Tha  Apn0 Ke Tarha Hm Ny Eik Shaks K0h Samjha
  • Tha Ph00l0 Ke Tarha Ham Ny W0 Shaks Qayamat
  • Tha Kya Us Ke Karen Baten Din Us Ky Liye Paida
  • A0r Us Ke Hi Thi Raten Kab Milta Kisi Sy
  • Tha Ham Sy Thi Mulaqaten Rang Us Ka
  • Shahabi Tha Zulf0n Mein The Mehkaren
  • Aankhen The K Jad00 Tha  Palken The K
  • Talwaren Dushman Be Agar Dekhen S0 Jan
  • Sy Dil Haren Kuch Tm Sy W0 Milta Tha
  • Bat0n Men Shahabat Thi Ha Tm Sa Hi Lagta
  • Tha Sh0khi Mein Shararat Mein.

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  • Chehra Mera Tha Nigahen Us Ke
  • P0et: Parveen Shakir Chehra Mera
  • Tha Nigahen Us Ke  Kham0shi Mein Be
  • W0h Baten Us Ke Mery Chehry Peh Gaza
  • Likhti Gaein  Sher Kahti H0i Ankhen Us Ke
  • Sh0kh Lamh0n Ka Pata Dene Lagin Tez H0ti
  • Hui Sansen Us Ke Aesy Ma0sam Bhi Guzaary
  • Hm Ny Subhen Jab Apni Thin Shamen Us Ke
  • Dheyan Men Us K Ye Alam Tha Kabhe Ankh
  • Mahtab Ke Yaden Us Ke Faisala Mauj-E-Hawa
  • Ne Likkha  Andhiyan Meri Baharen Us Ki Nend
  • Is S0ch Sy Tuti Aksar Kis Tarah Katati Hain Raten
  • Us Ke D00r Rah Kar Bi Sada Rahti Hy Mujh K0h
  • Thammy Huwy Bahen Us Ke.



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  • Parveen Shakir  B0hat Aaram Karna
  • Chate H0n  Yehi Eik Kaam Karna Chahti
  • H0n  Sha00r-E-Aagahialmiaa Hay  Ise
  • Neelaam Karna Chate H0n Mein Apni Ume
  • Ke Saaray Asaasay Tumhary Naam Karna
  • Chahti H0n Tumharay Khaima_E_Khushbuu
  • Mein Reh Kar Mein Subaah-0-Shaam Karna
  • Chahti H0n Charaagh0n Se Hawaa Ke
  • D0shmani Hay Ise Naakaam Karna Chahti H0n.

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  • P0et:Parveen Shakir K0-Ba-K0
  • Phail Gai Baat Shanasai Ke
  • Us Ne Khushbu Ke Tarah Meri Pazirai Ke
  • Kaise Keh Dun K Mujhe Ch0r Diya Hay
  • Us Ne Baat 2 Sach Hay Magar Baat Hay Ruswae Ke
  • W0 Kahin Bhi Gaya Lauta 2 Mere Pas
  • Aaya Bass Yahi Baat Hay Achi Mere Harjae
  • Ke Tera Pehlu Tere Dil Ke Tarah Abaad Rahe
  • Tujh Pe Guzre Na Qayamat Shab-E-Tanhai Ke
  • Us Ney Jalti Hue Peshani Peh J0h Hath Rakha
  • R00h Tak A Gai Tasir Masihai Ke.

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  • Yohn rat0n k0h na
  • jag0 S0 lia kar0 Yohn dil me
  • annsu na r0k0h R0 lia kar
  • Baal t0 bht ache banaty h0
  • <(“,)/ (( / | m0u b tmra
  • appna hay kabi dh0 lya karu.

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  • Kabhe aaja0 tm pal bhar k0h
  • Mujhe tm se batien karni hai
  • Kuch ghum k geet sunanay hain
  • Kuch raaz hain j0 batlanay
  • hain
  • Kuch dil k0h b batlana hain
  • Kuch zakhm hain j0 dikhlanay
  • hain
  • Kuch dil se yaadain dh0ni
  • hain
  • Kuch naatay nai bnanay hain
  • J0 sher likhay hain teri
  • furqat mein
  • Kuch sher tmhe w0 sunanay
  • hain
  • Kuch dard sunanay hain dil k
  • Kuch piyar ki batien karni
  • hain
  • Kabhe aaja0 tm pal bhar k0h.

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  • Safar tanha nahin karte
  • Sun0 aesa nahin karte
  • Chal0 tm raz h0 appna
  • Tmhain afsha nahin karte
  • Sun0 jis ka muqaddar h0 0ssey
  • ch0ra nahi karte Jisay shafaf rakhhna
  • h0 ussey   maila nahin karte J0
  • bas jata hai dharkan main
  • ussey bhula nahin karte
  • Kisi k0h dil dete waqt b0ht
  • s0cha nahin kartey
  • J0 pehlay sey tanha h0 ussey
  • tanha nahin karte Sun0 yadain
  • sataingi magar   r0ya nahin karte
  • Sun0 tm yad atay h0 aur
  • hum s0ya nahin karte.

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  • Lab pai aati hai dua ban k
  • tamanna meri
  • zindagi b0mb sai h0 mehf0z
  • khudaya meri
  • Main j0 daftar k liye ghar se
  • nikal ker ja0n
  • R0z marrah ki tarha khair se
  • wappas aa0n
  • Na k0hi b0mb k dhamakay se
  • uradaye mujh k0h
  • muft main jaam-e-shahadat na
  • pila de mujh k0h
  • J0 urdaday mujhay khudkash t0
  • d0ain dunga
  • bay wazu h0kay chacha bush
  • k0h d0ain d0nga
  • Biwi bach0n k0h meri jan ki
  • qeemat mil jai
  • bethay bethay meray ghar
  • wal0n k0h daulat mil jaye
  • Hain jin l0g0n se kal tak
  • thee watan ki zenat
  • aaj w0h l0g h0ay qabar-0-
  • kafan ki zenat
  • Ghar mera h0gaya viranay ki
  • s00rut yarab
  • Aur badli na kisi thanay ki
  • s00rat yaarab
  • In pai jaiz hai zabardasti
  • hukumat karna
  • Aur hai jurm mujhey appne
  • hifazat karn
  • R0zi hum sub ki bacha r0z ki
  • hartal0n sai
  • Jan aur maal h0 mef0z p0lice
  • wal0n sai
  • Jub na sch0l khulain gay t0
  • perhain gay kaisay
  • Aur zinda na rahaingay t0
  • barhaingay kaisay.

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  • Meray Allah larai se bachana
  • mujh k0h
  • Aur sikha day k0hi banduk
  • chalana mujhk0h
  • Khair se laut k ayain meray
  • abbu ghar main
  • Urr na jain w0h dhamakay sai
  • kahin daftar main
  • Raat din jaam traffic na
  • rahay sark0hn per
  • K0hi nala na gatar bhar kar
  • bahay sark0hn per!
  • Qalma gawai0n k0h musalman
  • banaday yarab
  • Nek aur saheb-e-iman banaday
  • yarab
  • Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat k0h
  • bachalay yarab
  • Waqt kai sarazy yazid0n k0h
  • uthalay yarab
  • Lub pai aati hai dua ban kay
  • tamanna meri.

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  • Kabhi aajao tum pal bhar ko,
  • Mujhe tum se batien krni hain,
  • Kuch ghum k geet sunanay hain,
  • Kuch raaz hain jo batlanay hain,
  • Kuch dil ko b batlana hai,
  • Kuch zakhm hain jo dikhlanay hain,
  • Kuch dil se yaadain dhoni hain,
  • Kuch naatay nai bnanay hain,
  • Jo sher likhay hain teri furqat mein,
  • Kuch sher tumhe wo sunanay hain,
  • Kuch dard sunanay hain dil k,
  • Kuch piyar ki batien krni hain,
  • Kabhi aajao tum pal bhar ko

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  • Yun raton ko na jago
  • So lia kro

  • Yun dil me annsu na roko
  • Ro lia kr

  • Baal to bht ache banaty ho
  • <(“,)/
  • ((
  • / |
  • mou b tmra apna hay kabi
  • dho lya kru

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  • Usne kahaTum me pehle si baat nahi Mene kahaInsan hon koi
  • science ki ejad nahiUsne kahaAb b kisi ki ankhon me doob
  • jate hoMene kahaPagl ho kiyaankhain hein koi talaab nahiUsNe
  • KahaQ Toot k Chaha tha Mujhe itnaMeNe KahaDimagh se pedal tha
  • jiska koi jawab nahiUsNe KahaKiya Me Bewafa HonMeNe kahaTu
  • itni dhokebaz ho jiska koi hisab nahiUs Ne kahaBhool
  • ja MujkoMeNe kahaAbey tu he kon? mujhe to ye b yaad nahi.


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  • Meri mohabt ko apne dil me dhond lena,

  • Or han! Aatey ko achi tarha goond lena!

  • Mil jae agr pyar to khona nai,

  • Pyaz kat’ty wqt rona nai!

  • Mujse ruth jane ka bahana acha hy,

  • Thore dair aur pakao gosht abi kacha hy!

  • Kesi lagi ghazal bta dena,

  • Aa raha hon main thori cold drink manga lyna.

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  • Mobile Hy Har Larke Ki Shan

  • Call Kar K Larkiyon Ko Krte Hain Preshan

  • MISS BEL Or SMS Kar K Kehte Hai Meri Jan

  • Tumhari Aawaz Sunny Ko Tarasty Hain Mery Kaan

  • 12 Girlfriend Bana Kar Bante Hain Pehlwan

  • Apne Friendz Ko Har Raaz Bata Kar Karte Hain Heran

  • Kehte Hain Larkiyon Ko Ullu Banana Buhat Hy Aasaf

  • Hosh Kar Mery Jan Ankhen Khol K Pehchan

  • Mat Aa in Larkon K Chakkar Ma Ye Sab Hain Shetan

  • Ab Kisi Larke Ki Call Aaye To Usko Bolna G Bhai Jan

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  • KITCHEN GHAZAL

  • Meri chahat ko apne dil me dhond lena

  • Or han! Aatay ko achi tarha goond lena!

  • Mil jae agr dost to khona nai,

  • Pyaz kat’ty wqt rona nai!

  • Mujse ruth jane ka bahana acha hy,

  • Thori dair aur pakao gosht abi kacha hy!

  • Mil k phr khushiyo ko bantna he,

  • Tmatar zara bareek hi katna he!

  • Log hmari dosti se jal na jaen,

  • Chawal time pe dekh lena kahin gal na jaen!

  • Kesi lagi ghazal bta dena,

  • Namak km lage to aur mila lena

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