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  1. Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein.
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  3. Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
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  5. When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
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  7. If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?
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  9. The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?
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  11. Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?
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  13. When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?
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  15. Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."


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  17. When swinning is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?
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  19. When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?
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  21. Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?
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  23. No men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems!
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  25. Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.
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  27. What is the velocity of the darkness ?
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  29. The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.
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  31. What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?
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  33. Why can you buy sigarettes in a gaz station where it is forbidden to smoke ?
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  35. Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?
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  37. Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
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  39. How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?
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  41. What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area
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  43. Try to SOLVE
  44. What it means:

  45. R+CAT+SHOE-
  46. RAT+SUN-CHOSE
  47. +MOON+I-NOON+
  48. GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E?
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  50. Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?
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  52. When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.
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  54. What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day
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  56. Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.
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  58. What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !
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  60. What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?
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  62. When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?
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  64. If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?
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  66. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
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  68. Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
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  70. What do the military do in a civil war ?
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  72. Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?
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  74. What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?
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  76. Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
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  78. It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge
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  80. Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
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  82. why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets
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  84. What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him

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  86. What wish would stars make when they saw falling people.
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  88. What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside
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  90. Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
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  92. SMS - Riddles SMS E-mail Print
  93. Nok nok.Who's there?....Marie!....Marie who?.....Mariewhowanna....!!
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  95. The jogger who overslept found himself running late.
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  97. When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?
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  99. why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?
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  101. Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.
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  104. Why do you always find one shoelon
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  108. Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?
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  110. How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?
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  112. A word I know, six letters it contains, subtract one, and twelve remains. What am I??
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  114. It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
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  116. How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.
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  118. Why are men like a toothbrush? .... They are useless without handle.

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  120. Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!
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  122. Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.
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  124. What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.
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  126. I am a word of 5 letters!
  127. People eat me!
  128. If u remove my 1st letter I will b a form
  129. of energy!
  130. If u remove my 1st 2 letters I will be needed 4 liiving.
  131. If u remove my 1st 3 letters I will be near U.
  132. If u remove my 1st 4 letters I will be a drink 4 u.
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  136. Who am I?
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  138. Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.
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  140. Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then
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  142. It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange" a mandarin who thinks big
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  144. The more you study. The more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?

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  146. What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.
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  148. when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley
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  150. What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.
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  152. Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
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  154. If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?
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  156. Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
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  158. How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite

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