New Wish Good Luck For Exams


  • A last minute SIX
  • A last minute GOAL
  • A last minute MOVE
  • often wins the GAME!
  • That’s why w@e are still confident that…
  • “A Last-Night Study can win an EXAM” !

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  • To accomplish great things,
  • We must not only act,
  • But also drea@m,
  • Not only plan but also believe,
  • Best wishes for your exam.

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  • If Class Is Not A Place To Sleep…
  • .@
  • Then Home Is Not A Place To Study.
  • A Student Service Msg…!


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  • Why We Sometimes Write “Etc” In Exams?
  • Because It Means.
  • E-End Of
  • T-Thinking
  • C-Capacity
  • But Teacher Won’t Ever Understand Our Feelings…

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  • What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
  • S. Sleeping
  • T. Talking
  • U. Unlimited sms
  • D. Dr@eaming
  • Y. Yaani mast life
  • SO carry on study..!!

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  • Rain of summer, snow of winter,
  • grace of autumn, glory of spring,
  • May beauty@ of every season
  • give Ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
  • May God succeed u in every exams of Ur life.
  • Good luck & all the best

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  • My nights are going sleepless,
  • my d@ays are going useless.
  • So I asked GOD,
  • is this love?
  • GOD replied,
  • no dear, result is near

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  • The most unfulfilled desire
  • Of all science students is
  • A bomb should have
  • Fallen instead of
  • An apple on newton!

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  • Question by a student !!
  • If a single teacher can’t
  • teach us al@l the subjects,
  • Then…
  • How could you expect a single student
  • to learn all subjects ?


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  • Exams are like Girl friends
  • – Too many questions
  • – Difficult to unde@rstand
  • – More explanation is needed
  • – Result is always fail!

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  • Exam SMS In Hindi
  • Exams ka saya hai,
  • exam ke din@o mein sukh kisne paya hai?
  • duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
  • par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

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  • Na w@aqt itna k sallybus pura kia jaye
  • Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kia jaye

  • Na jane ko@n sa dard dia hy is parhai ne
  • Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye

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  • Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
  • Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
  • Exams ke din @paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
  • Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

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  • 3 sardar after exam
  • 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
  • m@ain paper khali chor aya hon.
  • 2nd: Main bhi!
  • 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
  • gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

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  • @Har sawal say dut ker larna,
  • Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,
  • Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,
  • aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,
  • aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.

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  • Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
  • Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
  • @Pass hote toh thik hai,
  • Varna insurance claim karva lete…


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  • Hum jeete EK bar hai,
  • Marte EK bar hai,
  • Pyar EK bar hota hai,
  • Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
  • TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

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  • Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
  • Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
  • Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
  • @Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
  • Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

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  • EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

  • “Chanda Mama so Gaye,
  • Student sarey jage.
  • @Dekho pakdo yaron,
  • Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
  • Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
  • shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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  • @Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
  • Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…

  • Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
  • Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??





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