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  1. The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.


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  3. Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.


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  5. Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it.


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  7. Flirting is a crime bcoz it turns into love without you knowing it.


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  9. You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.


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  11. Don’t wait for last judgment. It happened every day.


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  13. Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).


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  15. Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?


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  17. I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.


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  19. I love my job…when I am on my vacations.


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  21. People say, you can’t live without love…I think oxygen is more important.


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  23. My heart is just stolen…can I check your bra…….


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  25. My version of Black Friday is deleting all the people in my phone who sent me a ‘mass Thanksgiving text.’


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  27. Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.


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  29. I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.


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  31. I wish exams came with a 50/50 option.


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  33. Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.


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  35. I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my girl..!


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  37. Save water drink beer.


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  39. If you just help enough other people get what they need, you will get everything you need.


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  41. The ones who say “you can’t” and “you won’t” are probably the ones scared that “you will”.


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  43. If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live.


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  45. I hates studying for exams, Is there an APP for that..?


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  47. When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.


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  49. The past beats inside me like a second heart.


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  51. Saying someone is ugly doesn’t make you any prettier.


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  53. Keep calm and survive summer


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  55. It’s better to be alone than to be with bad company.


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  57. The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.


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  60. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.


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  62. “Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” – Bo Derek


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  64. I can’t go a day without thinking about you.


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  66. Results compulsorily require efforts. Efforts will not necessarily give results.


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  68. I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I’m always with you.


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  70. Just finished blocking some of numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.


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  72. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.


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  74. The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dream is you.


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  76. Sometimes you just need some space… to fart.


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  78. Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.


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  80. Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.


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  82. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.


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  84. I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.


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  86. I don’t have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imaginations.


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  88. Be a good person in life, but be bad on the bed. 😉


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  90. Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.


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  92. If a man whistles at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady not a dog.


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  94. Don’t play stupid with me, I am better at it..


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  96. I need a Google in my mind :) and an Anti-virus in my heart..


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  98. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!


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  101. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.


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  103. Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.


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  105. My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!!!


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  107. I Don’t Care About Popularity. I Live In Reality. Based On Originality. Forget Looks. I Respect Personality.


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  109. There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE !


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  111. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!


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  113. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.


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  115. I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.


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  117. God was showing off when He created you.


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  119. The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.


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  121. Don’t waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear.


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  123. Life is so much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for yourself.


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  125. Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number


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  127. Don’t TRUST too much , don’t LOVE too much , don’t CARE too much because that ‘ TOO MUCH ‘ will HURT you so much !


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  129. Don’t cheat. If you’re not happy just leave.


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  131. Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist 😛


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  133. Girl’s eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl’s heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.


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  135. Never apologize for being you.


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  137. You don’t need to like me I’m not Facebook..


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  139. I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.


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  141. Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*.


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  143. When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.


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  145. GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine


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  147. I’m crazy but original you try to be me and you fail..


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  149. I’m not immature…i just know how to have fun.


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  151. I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.


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  153. Totally available!! Please disturb me!!


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  155. My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day


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  157. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode..


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  159. YOUR dream is to have an iphone 5 but poor peoples there dreams are to go to school…


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  161. Music is my escape from the bullshit in life..


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  163. Be yourself! You’re not born to impress any one..


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  165. It’s better living in the zoo than living with you..


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  167. When words fail, tears speak..


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  169. No matter if my name is not big, but I have done big works.


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  171. Don’t do homework save paper!


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  173. I’m a good boy with bad habits


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  175. Respecting a women is the best way to tell her how beautiful she is…


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  177. flip the coin.. head i am yours, tail you are mine. :)


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  179. Mans are many but money is money


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  181. She takes your hand, I die a little… :(


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  183. I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.


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  185. If being hot is a crime …………….. ARREST ME.


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  187. When I ask you to listen a song, it’s because the lyrics mean everything i’m trying to say to you…


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  189. Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b’coz on the inside it’s often a different story.


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  191. I don’t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.


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  193. My first name and your last name would sound great together.


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  195. I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.


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  197. History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.


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  199. I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.


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  201. There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?


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  203. If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?


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  205. LIFE – LOVE = ZERO


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  207. Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.


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  209. It’s funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.


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  211. I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?


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  213. I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!


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  215. The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.


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  217. I’m a liar. But then, how can you be so sure of this statement to not be a lie?


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  219. If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.


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  221. Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.


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